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BOB'S FILTHY, DIRTY, UNBELIEVABLE LUCK | Monopoly 

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Monopoly has never been kinder to Bob until now. There must be some way to stop his reign of terror... but I'll have to break the very fabric of the universe to do so...
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@kaimango7012
@kaimango7012 4 года назад
Mark: Someone stop Bob!! Ubisoft: Stops Bob Mark: Not like that!
@goriahto3121
@goriahto3121 4 года назад
You made me choke on my soda with that comment of yours
@dannyn6558
@dannyn6558 4 года назад
I bet there's countless of times Mark tells Bob; "You're one of my bros, but I hate you some times".
@soakyarchive8788
@soakyarchive8788 4 года назад
Timestamp?
@tinatatum4308
@tinatatum4308 4 года назад
FUNNY
@unculturedswine5583
@unculturedswine5583 4 года назад
​@@dannyn6558 Bob is always alpha beyond anything mark could ever comprehend, but he never lets it show because he's the nice one.
@nateconley.6209
@nateconley.6209 4 года назад
They're so confused by the bankruptcy And then wade "IM IN SECOND PLAAAACE!!!!"
@NWolfsson
@NWolfsson 4 года назад
I'M FIRST PLAAAACE! THIS IS THE SECONDTIME I'VE WON STUpidly... Petition to name Wade Cincinnati's Jacksepticeye?
@firedoctor1
@firedoctor1 4 года назад
NeRethil Wolfsson no
@BleepBlorp11
@BleepBlorp11 4 года назад
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts is this a joke I don't get or do u actually think it's spelled like this?
@cursedhawkins1305
@cursedhawkins1305 4 года назад
The bankruptcy happened to Bob because it was idle for too long, the game gives you I believe three chances to not be idle otherwise it'll automatically bankrupt you.
@ImmortalKaicast
@ImmortalKaicast 4 года назад
@@BleepBlorp11 it's a joke :)
@josephschultz3301
@josephschultz3301 4 года назад
I love that Mark was legitimately upset about Ubisoft just chucking Bob out the door due to inactivity. Seriously, trades were going down, Mark was going to try and hang in there while Bob dominated the planet, and Wade was there too. It _was_ a good game and I really wanted to see it play out.
@jynxezoir370
@jynxezoir370 2 года назад
Just all this talk about mark and Bob and then just "oh yeah and wade was there"
@Violentactsofmc
@Violentactsofmc 2 года назад
Bob pressed the wrong button that's all that happened
@josephschultz3301
@josephschultz3301 2 года назад
@@Violentactsofmc Nah, my man. This game, and this game _specifically,_ has an absolutely embarrassing track record of crashing, bugging-out, glitching, and doing all sorts of stupid shit. And Ubisoft is aware of it too, because tons of complaints have been lodged. I've watched it fuck up on Mark, Bob, Wade, the Grumps, and ChilledChaos multiple times. Ubisoft just sucks, which is a shock to no one.
@LordDaret
@LordDaret 2 года назад
@@Violentactsofmc it’s a cheaply made game, and this is one of the results of that cheapness.
@BigSteve9713
@BigSteve9713 2 года назад
It's also fucked up for Irish YpuTuber CallMeKevin. He Has also played this online game
@firockfinion3326
@firockfinion3326 4 года назад
Bob: "Hold on, I need to think about this." Ubisoft: "So you have chosen, death."
@jefferey_92
@jefferey_92 4 года назад
Why do I always see your comments?
@firockfinion3326
@firockfinion3326 4 года назад
@@jefferey_92 I dunno, they're popular I guess?
@Emma-if9bf
@Emma-if9bf 4 года назад
Is your profile picture a Slorg from Neopets with glasses of some kind?
@coolperson10-m
@coolperson10-m 4 года назад
I guess they didn't know that selling and mortgage were a thing...
@vap0rw4ve25
@vap0rw4ve25 4 года назад
Ubisoft: Time to choose, No regrets Mr. Freeman
@ImOasis_
@ImOasis_ 4 года назад
26:29 I love how Mark and Bob are baffled by what transpired and Wade is just happy to be second
@watermelone6365
@watermelone6365 2 года назад
Mark and Bob were like "WTF IS HAPPENING" Wade over here be like "LET"S GOOOOOOO"
@jazzy_jaymond
@jazzy_jaymond 4 года назад
Bob: I passed go again! Wade: I've passed go twice and gotten $0 Mark: You guys are passing go?
@nbewarwe
@nbewarwe 4 года назад
Wrong. Wade passed go twice and got $ -250
@thesoupman7575
@thesoupman7575 3 года назад
Still technically got 0 dollars
@ncrranger9154
@ncrranger9154 3 года назад
technically he earned 0$
@awebtoonreader4979
@awebtoonreader4979 3 года назад
🤣 perfect
@ALilMayhemMayhaps
@ALilMayhemMayhaps 3 года назад
@@nbewarwe still getting zero dollars
@soupyboi6439
@soupyboi6439 4 года назад
Bob: *Rolls the highest* Everyone: "but wait.. That's cheating.."
@thornedsage
@thornedsage 4 года назад
That's why the game made him go bankrupt, because he got the highest roll
@flamesinfinity2126
@flamesinfinity2126 4 года назад
Wait. Thats illegal.
@icecoldroast9447
@icecoldroast9447 4 года назад
I automatically read it as “Wade” instead of “Bob” because I’m so used to it being Wade in the title.
@travisdutra8225
@travisdutra8225 4 года назад
Same lmao
@ethanrand8287
@ethanrand8287 4 года назад
agreed
@jetstreamattano4176
@jetstreamattano4176 4 года назад
Honestly same
@Greg3.14
@Greg3.14 4 года назад
I ship it
@AnnabelleMarberry
@AnnabelleMarberry 4 года назад
this deserves top comment
@chasenelson9660
@chasenelson9660 4 года назад
Mark: Unbelievable poor and unlucky Bob: Literally owns the entire world Mark: Makes the comeback of the century and steals a world and a half from Bob and Wade
@emrahalien2972
@emrahalien2972 4 года назад
that's a story as olllllld as time.
@brendanoleary8234
@brendanoleary8234 3 года назад
1,000th like a,
@tuckergrimes4189
@tuckergrimes4189 3 года назад
sounds like america and the brits in 1776
@nadanican
@nadanican 3 года назад
you put mark down twice.
@kingfordvr5863
@kingfordvr5863 2 года назад
@@nadanican who’s wade?
@Jellybeanthecat743
@Jellybeanthecat743 2 года назад
Bob’s sadistic glee in forcing Mark and Wade to fight for properties he can’t afford is absolutely hilarious.
@Lugo1908
@Lugo1908 4 года назад
Mark and Wade: ESCALATORS! ESCALATORS! ESCALATORS! Bob: EEEEELLLLSSS!
@friskybiskit3181
@friskybiskit3181 4 года назад
Sick reference tho
@mrfrickboy6704
@mrfrickboy6704 4 года назад
I love that I get that reference😂
@instantnoodles8541
@instantnoodles8541 4 года назад
I get that
@shastareynolds1560
@shastareynolds1560 4 года назад
Lol
@saajidbhuiya3576
@saajidbhuiya3576 4 года назад
*Dolphin noise*
@le_cheese4220
@le_cheese4220 4 года назад
Wade wins by doing absolutely nothing Sounds familar
@Lilypup142
@Lilypup142 4 года назад
LOVE YOUR PFP
@JeSuisMrCraft
@JeSuisMrCraft 4 года назад
weegee's meme
@greedwrath1340
@greedwrath1340 4 года назад
THATONEANGEL EPICLY SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAHHH
@plasmetal8225
@plasmetal8225 4 года назад
Wade is secretly Luigi in disguise.
@Dcc357
@Dcc357 4 года назад
By doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else... Wade! This trophy's for you!
@BirdieSenpai
@BirdieSenpai 4 года назад
"I'M IN SECOND PLACE!!" -Wade celebrating after Bob's massive fortune instantly transferred to Mark
@gabrielmwoodman9867
@gabrielmwoodman9867 4 года назад
Wade was able to make an amazing comeback to "win"
@xerilaun
@xerilaun 4 года назад
Lolll
@copocopocopocopo
@copocopocopocopo 4 года назад
Hi, Birdie!
@biggestwanderer8827
@biggestwanderer8827 4 года назад
I’d be willing to bet that Wade was 40 feet away from that mic when he shouted that
@triforceflyforce5831
@triforceflyforce5831 4 года назад
Eow
@humanstandssans2484
@humanstandssans2484 4 года назад
Bob: *Winning* Ubisoft: "Aaaaand It's gone!"
@nateds7326
@nateds7326 4 года назад
I didn't really wanna see bob win but he shouldn't have lost like that.
@DEFCON1GAMRS
@DEFCON1GAMRS 4 года назад
Blame ubisoft, they made the game shite like that, with bugs to spare
@syna6622
@syna6622 4 года назад
Nate DS he should die as a warrior
@LucarioShirona
@LucarioShirona 4 года назад
It actually makes sense when playing online, despite Bob negotiate a deal with Mark, the game sees it as stalling.
@lamestudiosinc418
@lamestudiosinc418 4 года назад
I loved it, it was fucking hilarious
@donaldbaird7849
@donaldbaird7849 4 года назад
I feel like they should have an option to turn off timers
@pucamisc
@pucamisc 4 года назад
True friendship: hating on each other until something unfair happens.
@geckosgotgames3283
@geckosgotgames3283 4 года назад
Me: remembers every other monopoly video being 40 minutes to an hour long This video: 28:08 minutes long Me: oh god
@ratsatouile
@ratsatouile 4 года назад
there is no way to win a monopoly game in 28 minutes, that is witchcraft
@arashoon7246
@arashoon7246 4 года назад
@@ratsatouile unless the monopoly game is made by Ubisoft, then all your well over a thousand $ worth of property won't suffice to avoid a total bankrupcy.over 500$ debt.
@matowakan
@matowakan 4 года назад
You can see the full 3 hours on his twitch for free
@picksleet9268
@picksleet9268 4 года назад
Their playing with speed dice rule
@theothenbrabbit998
@theothenbrabbit998 2 года назад
Ehem, 28:07 for *me*
@calebbenoit7011
@calebbenoit7011 4 года назад
2:34 mark accidentally made the perfect sound effect for the car putting along XD
@its_doovey
@its_doovey 3 года назад
you just made the video so much better 😂
@jackofsometrades9208
@jackofsometrades9208 4 года назад
That was literally the quickest game of monopoly ever
@044Charlie
@044Charlie 4 года назад
The video was edited...
@cedricantunes4600
@cedricantunes4600 4 года назад
Oh the hours I've spend on monopoly for the switch... i play against AI, it's horrible... they are sooooo slow
@theofficialgoth
@theofficialgoth 4 года назад
No, the quickest game is the one where everyone just quits within the first 5 minutes.
@user-pm7mt7ho9w
@user-pm7mt7ho9w 4 года назад
@@theofficialgoth Yup like when someone cheats and then someone else flips the board over.
@user-pm7mt7ho9w
@user-pm7mt7ho9w 4 года назад
@@theofficialgoth Yup like when someone cheats and then someone else flips the board over.
@Pecangaming
@Pecangaming 4 года назад
Nobody: Mark: I was too *POOR* as a child to afford monopoly so we played with rocks and leaves.
@lilyy_du
@lilyy_du 4 года назад
it's a miracle he was rich enough to afford the leaves and rocks!
@leoprzytuac3660
@leoprzytuac3660 4 года назад
nah, he was too poor to afford hands
@GeneralAlias
@GeneralAlias 4 года назад
😐
@kittencool1442
@kittencool1442 4 года назад
Guys stop replying to him your just making Mark more jealous of our life’s
@henrymai8905
@henrymai8905 4 года назад
See I was to poor to afford a rock or leaf I just played with my head because I was to poor to afford limbs
@one_sassyeye4884
@one_sassyeye4884 4 года назад
0:43 “If you keep killing it, eventually, it will reincarnate into an acceptable form” 😂
@Nightowl-xs7el
@Nightowl-xs7el 3 года назад
Mhm
@cyberfox9713
@cyberfox9713 3 года назад
The doctor in a nutshell 😂
@PJOZeus
@PJOZeus 3 года назад
What is this? WKM?
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 2 года назад
@@PJOZeus ?
@PJOZeus
@PJOZeus 2 года назад
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Who Killed Markiplier - an original mini series he made, actual production - one of the projects that led to A Heist With Markiplier and such forth
@pringlesbleach9895
@pringlesbleach9895 4 года назад
Mark: I was too poor as a child so I couldn’t afford air, So I just didn’t *breathe*
@franciosdauteuil4626
@franciosdauteuil4626 4 года назад
too*
@pringlesbleach9895
@pringlesbleach9895 4 года назад
francios dauteuil I knew I messed up somewhere... eh I’m not gonna change it
@itsmilotime
@itsmilotime 4 года назад
Mark: I had to photosynthesize
@raven1386
@raven1386 4 года назад
????
@artsybook
@artsybook 4 года назад
Just wanted you to know I was the 666 like and I thought that was important information 😅
@Michael-ks6vf
@Michael-ks6vf 4 года назад
bob: you should buy some properties mark & wade: my goodness what an idea why didn't I think of that
@smasher1200
@smasher1200 4 года назад
23:00, the way that dice magically changes from a 5 was hilarious.
@sydneyslaughter7163
@sydneyslaughter7163 4 года назад
Holy shite! I didn’t even see that!!
@MrSpragueMikuHatsune
@MrSpragueMikuHatsune 3 года назад
4+1+1=6?
@livingcheese2910
@livingcheese2910 3 года назад
@@MrSpragueMikuHatsune Look at the surface of the right dice.
@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas Год назад
That die be phasing into the 4th dimension
@biggestwanderer8827
@biggestwanderer8827 11 месяцев назад
@@livingcheese2910Worst part was that it would have been 7 and would land on the last orange.
@tuachixiong5232
@tuachixiong5232 4 года назад
26:29 Monopoly breaks down n Mark and Bob: "WHAT?!" Wade: "I'm iN sEcoNd PlACe!"
@maikel5201
@maikel5201 4 года назад
Didn't really break down though, there was a timer running, Bob just wasn't looking at his screen. This is why you go into the trade screen to make negotiations.
@IsaacSperrow
@IsaacSperrow 4 года назад
@@maikel5201 Also to deter time wasting by trolls during multiplayer.
@tuachixiong5232
@tuachixiong5232 4 года назад
@@maikel5201 well you know what I mean
@academyjason
@academyjason 4 года назад
Reads title: Bobs Filthy, Dirty , Unbelievable Luck *Remembers when in Trouble he only got fives and finally rolled a six when its finished and he rolled for shits and giggles*
@franciosdauteuil4626
@franciosdauteuil4626 4 года назад
ah yes the golden era of group videos lmao
@raresrares7817
@raresrares7817 4 года назад
@@franciosdauteuil4626 it still is the golden era,most of these group videos are actually parts from livestreams on twitch,you could go there and look at the 3 peens in a pod,that's where most of the group videos are taken and you have countless hours of mark streaming w wade and bob
@hayden.A0
@hayden.A0 4 года назад
@@raresrares7817 sounds like heaven
@lizbi_makesart6695
@lizbi_makesart6695 4 года назад
Academy Jason *FLASHBACKS TO VIETMAN*
@lizbi_makesart6695
@lizbi_makesart6695 4 года назад
Vietnam sorry xd
@heatherrockwell9012
@heatherrockwell9012 2 года назад
"Wade, we gotta team up, and even then I don't think we can win" Little did they know Bob was only the miniboss for Lixian...
@theothenbrabbit998
@theothenbrabbit998 2 года назад
Lixian dominated them all...
@vistagreat9994
@vistagreat9994 Год назад
@@theothenbrabbit998 but somehow Wade won both rounds
@theothenbrabbit998
@theothenbrabbit998 Год назад
@@vistagreat9994 lol
@edgarlarreynaga4026
@edgarlarreynaga4026 4 года назад
Bob: does great shit in the beginning and is destined to win Monopoly: I’m about to end this mans whole career
@olenhol2przez4
@olenhol2przez4 4 года назад
What a Creative comment
@Str4ng3
@Str4ng3 4 года назад
@@olenhol2przez4 You're on youtube, honestly, what did you expect? People here can't say anything if it isn't on a shitty, beaten to death meme format. cuz maymays are so funni haha 69 420 big keanu chungus wholesome xD
@thelastporpoise4854
@thelastporpoise4854 3 года назад
@@Str4ng3 you people must be fun at parties
@Sweetgirl33343
@Sweetgirl33343 4 года назад
Mark: *gets thrown in jail* Me: *is thinking about A Heist with Markiplier*
@motordragon1975
@motordragon1975 4 года назад
Oh no not this again. Yancy
@sunnystars1280
@sunnystars1280 4 года назад
@@motordragon1975 I DON'T WANT TO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@ReeceRedman
@ReeceRedman 4 года назад
@@sunnystars1280 i had the exact same idea
@jack-o-lantern3684
@jack-o-lantern3684 4 года назад
@@sunnystars1280 LEAVE ME IN LUXURYYYY
@thetwitchywarlock
@thetwitchywarlock 4 года назад
i mean he did sing the song
@ReisssPieces
@ReisssPieces 4 года назад
Mark: "let me show you how it's done" Also Mark: lands on the one and only owned spot on the board
@brenben10
@brenben10 4 года назад
this makes up for all the bs bob had to suffer through during that one trouble game where he could only roll a 5 update: just saw bob go bankrupt. I guess luck really isn't on his side
@heyitspsych
@heyitspsych 4 года назад
Bob: I wish there was a game mode where your options on the screen are pay or slit his throat and hide the body Mr Monopoly: *Nervously laughs* *Pulls out gun* They know too much......
@thecasuallife363
@thecasuallife363 4 года назад
Now I wanna play Clue.
@max4633
@max4633 4 года назад
Lol
@danaepeters6019
@danaepeters6019 4 года назад
Why do you think Mr.Monopoly goes to jail (there's a spin-off game of this called go to jail)
@egorex1834
@egorex1834 Год назад
3:40 Wade's controller vibrates. 5:22 Wade gets a railroad. Bob offers to suck. 9:35 "Are Mark and I sitting at two properties a piece and Bob's at six?" -Wade 9:53 Mark goes to jail. 10:46 Mark invites Wade to jail. Guess what happens? 13:20 Mark lands on the property Bob just bought. 15:55 Mark realizes he never passed go yet. 16:25 Mark asks for "frames" 18:50 Marks gets Boardwalk. "The comeback has begun!!!" 19:45 WHY DO YOU GET THE DOUBLES!!! 22:57 Wade realizes he's in hell.
@mrifat13
@mrifat13 Год назад
Timestamps!! Up up up! btw, do you know why Mark included those reddit videos in the end?
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 8 месяцев назад
@@mrifat13?
@ItsDanikaFaith
@ItsDanikaFaith 4 года назад
Bob: Why did the splash screen say Ubasoft poon Mark: dies trying to sip his water Me: I already know this is going to be a great video
@angelmadera6063
@angelmadera6063 4 года назад
Well I guess that explains why it doesn’t say “Part 1” on a monopoly video that’s only half an hour long
@michaelspears5121
@michaelspears5121 4 года назад
Angel Madera they played another game after this one, hopefully he’ll add it
@erikwoodruff5643
@erikwoodruff5643 4 года назад
Wade: "No you can't just activate when not in use!" Controller: "HAHA me go 'Brrrrrrrr'"
@fernie5475
@fernie5475 4 года назад
Even with Bob’s incredible luck he still manages to lose 😂
@gearavien2784
@gearavien2784 4 года назад
Well you know what they(I) say, with great luck comes with misfortune.
@bones7330
@bones7330 4 года назад
Sounds like my luck
@joed6141
@joed6141 4 года назад
Game: Is literally rigged towards Bob Mark: That was a good game!
@bipstymcbipste5641
@bipstymcbipste5641 4 года назад
It really was. The suspense was real
@audrey2658
@audrey2658 3 года назад
it made me really mad. i think it ruins the game completely and didnt want to watch, but according to some comments apparently bob ends up losing so i continued watching
@burningsexuality1540
@burningsexuality1540 3 года назад
@@audrey2658 it wasn’t actually rigged. Bob was just lucky.
@bipstymcbipste5641
@bipstymcbipste5641 2 года назад
@@audrey2658 Why would it make you mad? It's not actually rigged. It's mostly luck
@patricksmith6680
@patricksmith6680 2 года назад
11:00 the weird voice vibrato just gets me every time.
@jacobross1400
@jacobross1400 4 года назад
Ah yes, the original friendship breaker itself. Prepare yourself everyone Oh my god Wade the comeback! Edit: Thank you for 1k likes, my god!
@j4ck20n_
@j4ck20n_ 4 года назад
COMEBACK KING!!
@jeremybedard1052
@jeremybedard1052 4 года назад
I like how America describes Monopoly as a friendship breaker while it only shows how capitalism works.
@spider-mancantsee5875
@spider-mancantsee5875 4 года назад
jeremy bedard what? Who said all America says it destroy friendship
@badcornflakes6374
@badcornflakes6374 4 года назад
@@jeremybedard1052 Yes, America rolls dice all the time.
@daisymay156
@daisymay156 4 года назад
I love that after an entire game of Bob dominating them, Mark was genuinely so apologetic about the bankruptcy. Like, there was no moment of glee. He went straight to "I'm so sorry" and ending the game to start again. Wholesome friends ☀️
@megarayquaza9054
@megarayquaza9054 Год назад
Well it was actually a good game
@gabrielreed1658
@gabrielreed1658 Год назад
And he was making a comeback kindq
@samthehypotheticaldad
@samthehypotheticaldad 3 года назад
Whenever my family plays Monopoly, it ends up with the smaller, less successful players banding together against the player making bank as we scream that we must defeat capitalism. Good times.
@Oliver-Thyella
@Oliver-Thyella 3 года назад
Huh. Your Monopoly is a bit more exciting than mine. Hope you defeat capitalism my man!
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse 7 месяцев назад
I love that
@iidraconia-5339
@iidraconia-5339 4 года назад
*Nobody:* Mark: “I will suck nothing, But I would take it if you were giving it to me”
@mattgolka6266
@mattgolka6266 4 года назад
Dont take it out of centexr!!!
@KhayJayArt
@KhayJayArt 4 года назад
@@mattgolka6266 TOO LATE >:3
@yoursaviorishere4365
@yoursaviorishere4365 4 года назад
He’s not a masochist. At all. As proven by how much fun he’s having in this video.
@mrmclovin8498
@mrmclovin8498 4 года назад
Yes we watched the video
@iidraconia-5339
@iidraconia-5339 4 года назад
Can you all stop. I can support whatever community I please. I honestly find it appalling that people still sink as low as criticising people for what they like doing.
@Mpeace777
@Mpeace777 4 года назад
Bob: I'm too poor Mark: First time?
@nigelpaulette4260
@nigelpaulette4260 4 года назад
"My mouse cannot scroll to the right!" Flashbacks to hand simulator.
@firestorm6576
@firestorm6576 4 года назад
the TANK won't go LEFT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@azse8524
@azse8524 4 года назад
The Ubisoft experience: Fatal errors, crashing, resolution breaking.
@selathekobold9832
@selathekobold9832 4 года назад
Don't forget the objectively terrible game design that literally anyone off the street could do better at.
@sebthedeb8423
@sebthedeb8423 4 года назад
@@selathekobold9832 I want to see you try make a ubisoft game then
@jackkenseng2164
@jackkenseng2164 4 года назад
I was looking for this.
@jackkenseng2164
@jackkenseng2164 4 года назад
@@sebthedeb8423 He can't make a Ubisoft game if he doesn't work for Ubisoft.....
@yeetionary
@yeetionary Год назад
@@sebthedeb8423 why don't YOU make a ubisoft game
@littletwinstarfav
@littletwinstarfav 4 года назад
Mark: I will let you pet me because I am a p- **thinks about his monetisation** Mark: Cat
@corneliaeriksson9077
@corneliaeriksson9077 4 года назад
AlexisAnimations then decides to say both dick and pussy later in the game😂
@awkwardz1760
@awkwardz1760 4 года назад
So I guess it’s safe to assume... It was definitely “one of those games”
@devyl3057
@devyl3057 4 года назад
Bob: Why does the screen say Ubisoft Poon? Mark: *Chokes on water while looking fabulos in his blanket* Wade: *Just chilling* *I knew something bad was going to happen from the start*
@St33lStrife
@St33lStrife 4 года назад
From where you're sitting, this probably looks like a 10 karat run of bad luck. But the truth is... T H E G A M E W A S R I G G E D F R O M T H E S T A R T
@vedamaharaj
@vedamaharaj 4 года назад
Bob and Mark:... Everyone:... Wade: *IM IN SECOND PLAAAAAACE*
@sweetnuthin
@sweetnuthin 4 года назад
I would like but it's on 69 :(
@skylander591
@skylander591 4 года назад
@@sweetnuthin then how about liking at 86
@sieratheanimatorsfriend3488
@sieratheanimatorsfriend3488 4 года назад
Tied for second
@Muppio
@Muppio 4 года назад
Something about Bob going "Wait, hey listen." gets me everytime.
@oaksandapartments4889
@oaksandapartments4889 Год назад
I mean, it gets my anger going I guess
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse 3 месяца назад
“Oh, no wait! Let’s talk about this!”
@cecilia4876
@cecilia4876 4 года назад
22:10 i sometimes wonder what amy actually thinks when she hears him yell all this.
@daethalion1725
@daethalion1725 4 года назад
Love that Wade's immediate reaction to Bob unintentionally going bankrupt was, "I'M IN SECOND PLACE!"
@projectzyz3709
@projectzyz3709 Год назад
Episode 1: "This game works great, why is it mixed reviews?" Episode 4: 26:27
@-fire277-5
@-fire277-5 4 года назад
Marks going back to the good old days of 7 days to die, monopoly, and uno. Those were good times
@Where14
@Where14 4 года назад
- Fire277 - i wish it was just 7 days to die. Thats a really good series that had a long break
@justarandomguy3969
@justarandomguy3969 4 года назад
@@Where14 definetly agree!
@Tersina
@Tersina 4 года назад
Can we have prop hunt back too? That would be nice...
@lasteriti8369
@lasteriti8369 4 года назад
I just want consistent GTFO
@dragonifyamazing2721
@dragonifyamazing2721 4 года назад
this friendship is going to end soon if they are continuing this. Also me: Watches the outros
@callumcampbell9326
@callumcampbell9326 4 года назад
Mark finally passes GO at 20:35
@Proticity
@Proticity 4 года назад
The only time I've seen a full game of Monopoly in 27 minutes
@blakecacini8016
@blakecacini8016 4 года назад
It's not full though. They quit when Bob ran out of time.
@Proticity
@Proticity 4 года назад
The only time I've seen anyone quit a videogame of Monopoly
@nomascontrol
@nomascontrol 4 года назад
Plus 90% of people play monopoly wrong sooo
@blakecacini8016
@blakecacini8016 4 года назад
@@nomascontrol nvm I read it wrong
@kevincampbell4544
@kevincampbell4544 4 года назад
Allegedly there is a way to win the board game in like 21 seconds, or at least I read that somewhere
@maxenelorque972
@maxenelorque972 4 года назад
Mark: *gets choked on water* Me: *Gets choked on water because of watching him choke*
@kikirodriguez2413
@kikirodriguez2413 4 года назад
Me with my 7up ⊙﹏⊙
@emlynselene1096
@emlynselene1096 4 года назад
I'm not one to judge, despite my inclination to being a hypocrite. You do you, and I'll do me.
@MysticG03
@MysticG03 4 года назад
Me: *Chokes on water from Reading the comment about choking on Water*
@ilikebakinglol890
@ilikebakinglol890 4 года назад
Good one
@theletters9623
@theletters9623 4 года назад
Me: gets choked on a bagel because of reading about you being choked because you watched Mark choke
@TheTrueDuchess
@TheTrueDuchess 2 года назад
When he started singing "I don't wanna be free" at 10:51, that hit me with a joy that I cannot measure in mere words.
@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas Год назад
"I don't wanna be freeeeeee~" "Leave me in luxurEeEeEeEeEEeEeEe~"
@Foreststrike
@Foreststrike 4 года назад
"You're in a position to B E G." Every Monopoly video needs at least one of these quotes.
@ducks7015
@ducks7015 4 года назад
Danny is a savage when he is winning. Bob is like that x5
@TFNatural
@TFNatural 4 года назад
Mark: starts video by choking Everyone in quarantine: Ummmm
@PangolinMontanari
@PangolinMontanari 4 года назад
Oh no! He'll spread the virus he doesn't have inside his own house
@abhinavsingh7919
@abhinavsingh7919 4 года назад
the "pune" you guys are talking about is a city in INDIA where this game was made
@ashusharma5572
@ashusharma5572 4 года назад
Damn! I thought i was the only indian here!
@krithika.-.5199
@krithika.-.5199 4 года назад
@@ashusharma5572 nope
@ashusharma5572
@ashusharma5572 4 года назад
@@krithika.-.5199 Noice
@jacksonrich4360
@jacksonrich4360 4 года назад
Oh, Wade must be from there he makes so many punes
@alpha_trico1767
@alpha_trico1767 4 года назад
Jackson Rich ;-; that... was good, good job.
@kazz7430
@kazz7430 4 года назад
"what can I suck" You just know that wasn't their first rodeo
@Peshy_
@Peshy_ 4 года назад
Fatty Batty Actually I asked that question at MY first rodeo, so it could’ve been
@AlteryxGaming
@AlteryxGaming 4 года назад
Peshy I have... serveral questions. None of which... I am entirely sure I want answered... lol
@colinabbott821
@colinabbott821 4 года назад
I live in the town where all the streets in the og game were based off. That’s why I love this game. I feel like I’m buying the streets in my town and neighboring towns
@thelyric2751
@thelyric2751 4 года назад
Hood Emperor
@THBdyuzz
@THBdyuzz 4 года назад
"I will suck nothing, but I would take it if you were doing it to me" ~Markiplier
@shreksyshrek6147
@shreksyshrek6147 4 года назад
This brings back memories of when me and my brother would fight over that one property
@bundleoffuck2986
@bundleoffuck2986 4 года назад
Bob’s massive, girthy, thick and long Deck of Cards.
@xenodrone3367
@xenodrone3367 4 года назад
He has a good load...out
@JustAnArrogantAlien
@JustAnArrogantAlien Год назад
I love how they never figure it out: they all rate Boardwalk as the most valuable property because of its high rent, yet it only gets hit once after its purchase. Meanwhile Mark’s whole game turns around as soon as he gets the Orange set! It’s not the properties that cost the most that you want, it’s the ones that players hit more frequently; and almost everyone lands on Orange!
@Chara-pc1qq
@Chara-pc1qq 4 года назад
* Sees title * And this is how you tear apart friends and family faster than playing Uno (Silently recommends to play 123 Slaughter Me Street. It's a hellish version of Sesame Street)
@kit_kat_hi
@kit_kat_hi 4 года назад
One of the most stressful monopoly games in my life was when I was visiting a Uni and somehow got myself into playing a game with economic majors
@pmartin7548
@pmartin7548 4 года назад
who won?
@zachhouston514
@zachhouston514 4 года назад
I would've quit before I started that's rough
@cody-vt2vg
@cody-vt2vg 4 года назад
23:02 Mark totally sounds like a crackhead trying to convince someone to give him another hit.
@hauntedheartss
@hauntedheartss 4 года назад
0:25 me watching Netflix movies for hours and frozen plays for the 5th time
@mrvinyee7539
@mrvinyee7539 4 года назад
mark when he lands on a property: I'm never going to financially recover from this
@your_local_simp83
@your_local_simp83 4 года назад
10:53 Mark: "i dOn'T wAnnA bE fREe!" Me: *just sings along with him*
@its_doovey
@its_doovey 3 года назад
Finally, someone who actually acknowledged that this happened
@maxdavidson9785
@maxdavidson9785 3 года назад
Leave me in luxurYYYyyyyYYYyYyYyYyy
@Dadvibesgaming1
@Dadvibesgaming1 4 года назад
I love how youtube doesn't let anyone talk about the corona and then goes and make thousands of ads about it.
@vanesa4242
@vanesa4242 4 года назад
@Yashvardhan SINGH sarcasm.
@vinnygothika7510
@vinnygothika7510 2 года назад
Cause we all know not talking about it means it's not real.... -_-
@CutleNoodle
@CutleNoodle 4 года назад
Wade: "This is the second time I've won stupidly" Me: That's only the second?
@CenereRoses
@CenereRoses 4 года назад
Bob and Mark: why would you play on a 4k TV?! Me: *sweats in only has a huge 4k TV and no monitor*
@strawberryduchess656
@strawberryduchess656 4 года назад
I was literally just watching that round of monopoly with Lixian and thinking “I wonder when mark will upload that insane game of monopoly they had last week” And then here it is!
@leogotsthemmemesyessir3503
@leogotsthemmemesyessir3503 4 года назад
Golden heart
@EdenWoofWoof
@EdenWoofWoof 4 года назад
26:29 Mark: What Bob: You got all my stuff Mark: What happened? Wade: I'M IN SECOND PLACE
@RayneRywythel
@RayneRywythel 4 года назад
Bob: "Slit their throats and hide the bodies" Ah, yes, the most dangerous game known to man.... K N I F E M O N O P O L Y !! 😂🔪
@pianoholic1727
@pianoholic1727 4 года назад
I liked murder-opoly better but good attempt lol
@RayneRywythel
@RayneRywythel 4 года назад
@@pianoholic1727 Oh, I didn't make that up. It's a goofy tweet that popped into my head as soon as I heard Bob. 😂
@birthsonbluebell3654
@birthsonbluebell3654 4 года назад
t h a t ' s i l l e g a l
@Santeneal
@Santeneal 3 года назад
There are actually rules for knife monopoly
@RayneRywythel
@RayneRywythel 3 года назад
@@Santeneal Ooh, seriously?? Gimme!
@clashingswordsproductions
@clashingswordsproductions 4 года назад
"As they say in Tennessay" Wade quit accurately calling out my state
@thesomnograph7278
@thesomnograph7278 4 года назад
Mark: posts Bots: *goes straight to the comments*
@Royal420Way
@Royal420Way 4 года назад
Why did you use your name and picture for this account? Even if they are not really you, I still have to ask.
@thesomnograph7278
@thesomnograph7278 4 года назад
@@Royal420Way Wait no, I'm not a bot. I'm just making fun of the bots that are swarming the comments.
@undertale_animeguy9769
@undertale_animeguy9769 4 года назад
Pro's do it after the video Cheaters somehow manage to watch the next video
@PangolinMontanari
@PangolinMontanari 4 года назад
@Vox Populi ??
@mitchellbrothers6902
@mitchellbrothers6902 4 года назад
3:45 Wade's got some home renovations going on during this recording session.
@sheepfish3631
@sheepfish3631 4 года назад
I missed this series so much I just mark Bob and wade together XD (also Seán)
@annoyinghumanbeing2555
@annoyinghumanbeing2555 4 года назад
Juh-seán
@USACHAN5551
@USACHAN5551 4 года назад
Can’t wait. I need to know Bob’s luck.
@sallywinston5305
@sallywinston5305 4 года назад
Mark and Bob: *utterly confused* Wade: I'M IN SECOND PLACE!! Me: *laughs extremely loud* Also me thinking: Oh god, my mom is gonna kill me for still being up!
@TUFprofan
@TUFprofan 4 года назад
Anybody else think of Mark everytime you hear "you right?" Thank you for more and more collaborations these days. They are always fun.
@Gondarth
@Gondarth 4 года назад
Yes I agree.
@AS-jf2mf
@AS-jf2mf 4 года назад
Monopoly the game that breaks relationships
@hickorydaisy4117
@hickorydaisy4117 4 года назад
My memories of playing monopoly as a child mostly are with the Star Wars branded board, so the little cheap properties not being Dagobah is very odd to me.
@EdenWoofWoof
@EdenWoofWoof 4 года назад
20:11 Bob: Hey Mark- Mark: No
@dipinj.s.
@dipinj.s. 4 года назад
Trivia: Pune, a city Pronunciation: Whatever it's a proper noun lol. Technically Poo-nay.
@ranjaniciyer
@ranjaniciyer 4 года назад
POOOOOOOOONNNN xD
@prajwalr456
@prajwalr456 4 года назад
No it's puuune
@saladfish5
@saladfish5 4 года назад
“I hate Ubisoft so *f**king* much!” Don’t we all, bob? Don’t we all.
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse 3 месяца назад
What’s so bad about Ubisoft?
@jacobross1400
@jacobross1400 4 года назад
Bob: "I wish there was a game mode where you had the option to either pay them or slit their throat and hide the body" **Toss boy noises intensify**
@silversuper3
@silversuper3 4 года назад
Bob: I've rigged it Me: *flashbacks to trouble* something's gonna go wrong Game: *forces bob to declare bankruptcy* Me: there it is
@solidmoonbeams8939
@solidmoonbeams8939 4 года назад
Markiplier and his Yellow Blanket is a huge mood
@BritPopVP70
@BritPopVP70 4 года назад
23:05 Thats some loaded dice right there xD
@canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei
@canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei 4 года назад
Lol cursive “b” and cursive “f” look similar. It said “money will flow” not “money will blow” XD
@NotDanP1an
@NotDanP1an 3 года назад
I think it said blow personally
@aaresx_2439
@aaresx_2439 3 года назад
@@NotDanP1an agreed.
@Guy.WhoAsked
@Guy.WhoAsked 3 года назад
You say you comment everywhere when i have never seen you in my life
@elliotwintersdemanagabei9437
@elliotwintersdemanagabei9437 3 года назад
@@Guy.WhoAsked why do you people need to comment the same thing on a regular commentator's comment anywhere? They don't need your validation just because you haven't seen them anywhere
@Guy.WhoAsked
@Guy.WhoAsked 3 года назад
@@elliotwintersdemanagabei9437 exactly
@nataliegotz7516
@nataliegotz7516 3 года назад
12:16 FUN FACT: On this year Czech republic (my country) had a revolution that got us free from the communists!
@ceb4007
@ceb4007 4 года назад
If this video was just them trying to get the game to work, and at the end it’s just bob and wade playing, I’d watch it
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