Bobo Bojangles - Bees!!!

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No one ever found out how or why Bobo Bojangles kept a massive colony of killer bees contained in his ass, but many conspiracy theories emerged over the years that pointed to a number of potential clues. Many believed it was his last resort to combat the squirrels who had taken over his attic while he was on tour. Others pontificated that the bees served as a buffer for that famous beef dish he loved to consume at the bingo club, but all too often left a scene of carnage and tragedy. A favorite fan theory is that the ass bees were a secret government program to turn Bobo into the Manchurian candidate, just instead of having high level combat training he had the ability to release swarms of ass bees that would devastate the enemy.
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Lyrics -
Bobo got them ass bees!!!
Bobo got bees in the ass! Yeaahhh!
Bobo got them ass bees!!!
There’s bees in Bobo’s ass! Ouch!!
There’s a god damn nest of squirrels
Living up in my attic
I can hear their little claws scratching at the wood
I can smell the insulation soaked in their piss
My mental health ain’t lookin too good
Now I’m mad as hell
Because they will not leave
I got bees flyin’ outta my ass
Mad as hell
Someone call me a priest
I got bees flyin’ outta my ass
Bought a squirrel trap from the hardware store
But these son of a bitch squirrels caught on quick
They walked away with all my god damn peanuts
I could hear their evil laughter through the bricks
Now I’m mad as hell
Because they will not leave
I got bees flyin’ outta my ass
Mad as hell
Someone call me a priest
I got bees flyin’ outta my ass
(How’d those bees get in his ass? We really wanna know!)
I can’t say I swore I’d never tell a soul
(Oh come on Bobo your secrets safe with us)
My lips are sealed I can’t reveal how so many bees got up inside my hole
Now I’m mad as hell
Because they won’t leave
I got bees flyin’ outta my ass
Mad as hell
Someone call the police
I got bees flyin’ outta my ass
Ouch!
I’m mad as hell
That there’s squirrels in my house
I got bees flyin’ outta my ass
Mad as hell
Why can’t it just be a mouse
I got bees flyin’ outta my ass
(Bobo got them ass bees!)
I got bees flyin’ outta my ass!
(Bobo got them ass bees!)
Someone call the beekeeper before my ass explodes!
(Bobo got them ass bees)
(He’s got bees flyin’ outta his ass!)
//Bobo Bojangles "Bees!!!" was brought to you by AI (Udio) and Uncanny Valley\\

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8 июн 2024

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@ryanlupton3157 Месяц назад

Super relatable. I feel like if I had squirrels in my attic and bees coming out of my ass my mental health would also not be doing too good

@darkspar72 Месяц назад

The buzz is really building for Bobo's latest single.

@ericmastern9882 Месяц назад

sometimes bees pollinate flowers, sometimes they pollinate bingo club beef.

@andrewk9000 Месяц назад

“NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!!!”

@BarrCode674 Месяц назад

Bobo's best single yet? You better beelieve it.

@thetragicyouth Месяц назад

My darling grandparents regularly listened to this song before it was recorded. Now I'm dead and my relatives listen to it to remember me. Thoughts and prayers. 🙏🙏🙏💔💔💔

@thebaryonacousticoscillati5679 Месяц назад

😁 Amazing, you're one of the very few people I've come across who realizes they''re dead. Most of the others seem to be obsessed with being "enlightened" in various ways. Hats off!

@Nefville Месяц назад

Having been dead for 13.7 billion years, up until 1985 anyways, I can totally relate.

@sourcreampudding Месяц назад

Hoping eventually we'll get to hear some of the rare songs from Bobo's attempted mid 80s comeback. "Get Out Of My Dreams, I'm About to Shit In Your Car," "When the Beef Gets Tough, My Shit Gets Going," "Tonight I Celebrate My Love for Bingo," and "What's Beef Got to do With It?" are some of my favourites from this misunderstood period. His appearance at Wrestlemania IV when he decamped his bowels in the ring during the national anthem is also iconic.

@missvida6251 Месяц назад

Yes! Bobo’s 70’s crack-era songs!

@borano2031 Месяц назад

Very few people knows about this recording, and again Bobo shows his talents, bringing both insects and rodents into his bowel-problematic world of soul music. Simply another first for Bobo!! All music lovers will detect the backing group as Sly and the family Stone, but, alas, how wrong can they be and still a bit correct. Sly Stone was indeed there, picking up this groove, but he had brought Sly and the stoned Family for this occasion. Same same but different. Music history in the making, as always when there´s a Bobo around.. Story was completely covered 16 years later in the Modern Music magazine, #2. Rgr

@efnissien Месяц назад

Adds a whole new meaning to 'B' side...

@realcooking1833 Месяц назад

Man, y'all better be taking me down to the bingo club to get away from these squirrels😂🤣😂🤣😂

@BrooklynAvenue Месяц назад

If only the bees attacked when the tigers were biting him.

@eclecticvibrations2044 Месяц назад

I was just a kid when this came out. It still sounds fresh and vibrant today.

@josephebacon Месяц назад

Warner Bros wouldn't let Irwin Allen use Bobo's song for the opening titles of THE SWARM! 😢

@commandingjudgedredd1841 Месяц назад

What a shame. It would have been the best thing about that film.

@brucehartnell1475 20 дней назад

The best “ B side” ever recorded

@ryanscoville6824 Месяц назад

It makes me so happy to know that I am not alone! Bobo sings from the soul about the same problems that I am facing. Thank you Bobo for destigmatizing Beesassitis! A real hero.

@rbecker380 Месяц назад

Goddamn, this is spectacular..

@srh667 Месяц назад

upside, Bobo has lots of free honey, downside, it tastes like rotten beef.

@kpyng Месяц назад

First it was bad beef at the bingo club, then it was tigers, and now it's bees. Where will it all end?...

@1arjen8 Месяц назад

Bobo was spared nothing. In true spirit, he always answered the call of nature. People in my home town were forming a beeline in front of the record store when this song came out...

@justinharvey1355 3 дня назад

This should be Candyman's theme. 😆

@ukar69 Месяц назад

We've all suffered from ring sting.

@ItsTerryTime Месяц назад

Certainly a complex funk anthem... the bees seem to be a by-product of his anger? Maybe Bobo put some honey up there to ease his ass and it lead to further problems?

@stevesjhipacasde7204 Месяц назад

Apperently bobo has already done a song about pissing himself. Disregard my last post. I arrived late to the bingo club and didn't realize bobo already turned out another hit. I hope we get a feature length film about the life and times of this man. I heard he died under mysterious circumstances at the bingo club

@user-or4hs7xq9u Месяц назад

Beyond excellent, truly wonderful. Didn’t he tour with a lion 🦁 at one point? The venue had to supply steak 🥩 and a suitable area for the cage when the band were on stage?