BOBOBOP in ROBOCOP: ROGUE CITY 

"You served the public trust"

​@@TopHatHat "Public thrust, lolololol" -Bobocop, Year 2007707077

Pubic thrust ​@@lockerbuddy2039

"I am sorry for your loss, YOU COW."

"Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur, that's not the kind of humor we do on this show."

Oh thank you Chris, I almost didn't see them *pulls out bazooka*

*ceases shouldering rifle *flicks the selector switch up a notch *fires from belly a metal storm of 10mm copper jacketed jaxxy bullets *ceases fire, hostages all floor bound yet one is still screaming *drops the rifle and attends the screaming hostage "please don't shoot me!" *Tomar takes his chrome beretta from his hip holster, ejects the magazine and racks the magazine free "of course I won't shoot you" *pulls out a cordless power drill, drills into her two cheeks like some people do before putting one of those earring gauges but in their damn face. *plops to gold rings in Hostage suffered great pain physically but that pain became a memory upon her arrival at the hospital a quarter hour later when the morphine began to flow free. Hostage suffered great emotional pain but felt that way every damn day they looked in the mirror. When she saw her new face in a hospital mirror she smiled. Her mouth was completely shut yet we could see almost all her teeth and gums. She got divorced by a vein husband who made her life hell cause he "can’t fuck you from the front looking like that!" Her quality of life skyrocketed and her unique style caught the eyes of an alternative modeling scout... from shaking hands from being the centerfold of Maxim magazine , life was great. Her genius gay best friend said "you could have two guys put their cocks in your mouth w/o even opening it couldn’t you! I mean so long as they aren’t black. But like 2 asian ones? Definitely. From modeling to trying her first porn film ever, a film where she would be the first to ever do this stunt. She sat on a beanbag and two guys came out, both obviously prepared as they were patriotically flag poling. Not pitching tents but circus tents. Both porn guys strut to her left and right side and in synchronicity as the cameras rolled (with the precision two identical twins who take home the olympic gold for synchronized diving because they are two heads on one body and masturbate with the same vagina) and the peepees both went in, in through the gold holes. These guys were even docking within her mouth but that was a mistake as the two's penis piercing got hooked together some how. Out of panic a tug of war so to speak begins making one scream! The sudden scream makes this woman enter fight or flight and she naturally bites down hard.... And the video goes viral! Kids make gifs of her spitting out the two weiners helmet heads. Tomar comes to drill a hole in her head as she slept happily that night.... making off with the miillions she mad and stores n cash and bitcoin hard drives which said "Bitcoin 1,000,000,000" each. :Was the plan all along.:

Especially since Jaxie is one of the hostages.

and the office prank one

What edit? I just see the game stuff

@@foxe2465 thusly, "thought"

Just an S-tier coincidence lol

I thought robocop shitting on the floor live on tv was edited but then i played through the game today 😅

Glad to see that he still has it

I can’t believe he’s done this. AGAIN!!!

Topical humor. Nice.

Thanks for the warning, classic Tomar smh

He's just going by his motherlands beliefs!

Chris, Tomar, Lyle & Zach are AI subroutines in Robocop’s brain that allow him to disregard things that would get in his way, like empathy, manners & self control

@@Slop_Dogg Empathy is a mental illness.

Zach screaming “TURN HIM OFF” is killing me

18:25

"My son is dead?!" "Slob my knob."

@@bigbeefscorcho God’s work.

Tomar's been tweeting that he dreams of becoming a Terminator-like being that can kill anything and anyone without consequence for like five years now. No surprise.

@@jacket5456 So he is a libertarian

@@jacket5456 nice pfp. I just got the platinum for Hotline Miami 1 today

​@@jacket5456yeah tomars always been saying since day one he wants to he quote on quote "more machine than man"

Like Homelander lmao

It took until they finished the mission that I realized it wasn't an edit

best timed moment since Chris picked up Lady Tomar during their Vice City playthrough

Don’t forget lyle

lyle

Lyle is forgettable no need to apologize

@@floridflesh you are WRONG

@@Roachdogjr6671 I know, sometimes it is hard accepting the truth 😞

That's what gives him the strength to torture and maim us

Tomar isn't stable. I met him once and the first thing he said to me was "sorry if im weird" and I started screeching in horror at him

No, that's not him talking. Those are the voices.

Pawns if you will

“Prisonerssss in my little gaaame”

They are such good movies especially the 1st one.

@@ozmond a very realistic potrayal of detroit

yeah I think I'm gonna watch them now too.

Something tells me this is all we're getting

I didn't even know there was a robocop 2, I loved the first one.

They made a pretty good Terminator game in the last couple of years too, so they've got a 2/3 record for solid game adaptations of 80s IP

Because these guys actually learned and improved from mistakes from past projects. Unlike other choders in the industry they actually have passion for the games they work on and the adapted property its based on at the same time

​@@BenScrannagewas about to say, this kind of seems more like a passion project/labor of love unlike most companies who license IP's and churn out games.

Rambo is dead, and it’s good that he’s dead

Masters have failed more times than the novice has even tried, or whatever.

I thought I was the only one who heard it lol

Slurpie shouldn't be as funny as it is

He was so hungry from wearing it he started shouting out “robo wants an Oreo” he almost went crazy

@@Markeplier23 he kept saying "Babyfood Babyfood"

I heard they just kept pouring ice down his pants

🤓

All he could say was “Bobobop”

That wasn't a shout of laughter though, he was pretending to be the woman screaming in terror after hearing Robocop's request

"Now slob on my Robo-Knob."

beat me to it@@scarletbard6511

I buy that for a dollar!

The sequel also isn’t bad. Don’t bother with the third.

Yes. And although Robocop is by no means "high cinematic art", it is an excellent movie. Makes basically everything from the last 15 years look like trash.

Nah, I miss Ding Dong and Julian, loved those boys

I do love these 4 though

​@@WonderThighsmaybe there'll be another OneyStays some day

thanks for finally putting down the reason why i didnt like horizon visually holy crap haha

thank GOD it wasnt serious, thank fucking GOD, Lois.

“Chris O’Neil… We finally meet! I’ll destroy you and your little group of butt buddies for what you did to my father… Roach Dawg Sr. will be AVENGED!!!”

American Airlines at that time was already known for cost cutting. They removed one olive from a salad just to save 40,000 dollars

16:28

Gotta be careful, trying to tune them out could just make it subliminal, and then you wake up one night two weeks later, standing on the edge of the 5th floor, while police yell at you to not jump, and all you can think of is, "Slob my Knob!"

People have tried that IRL many times and it didn't work nearly as well as they thought it was going to.

They saw Shrek 4 one too many times

Yes

I didn't hear anything, the video isn't as edited as the other ones

And then he mounts and penetrates Zach in front of a green screen of the senate judiciary.

*boiling milk

I think you mean boiling milk.

@@porktomas Bazingaaaaa!

What could this possibly even mean

Same!

When the staff gets HRT and makes a video announcing their transition

I hate to be that guy, but can someone please tell me what this comment is referring to.

@@kevinmatthew86 Rooster Teeth or Yogscast maybe?

He probably knows what really happened I scared of him because of the so- called solution for that place.

Eh, what can ya do? 🤷

Jeez Louise this sent chills down my spine as I imagined that...

It his inner evil that could kill us all.

Soylent redditors are that life support

The fact they made this game with all these mechanics, semi-open worlds, dynamic gore, weapons customization, side quests, and the original voice of the main character with a fraction of the budget most AAA games get says a lot.

Chris is sad now.

@@mikecampos1193 who?