Drop the Bass in FORSPOKEN 

Whenever Zach brings up a knife it’s always 10 inches long or a machete

I like how every hypothetical Zach comes up with is “how would you react in the aftermath of this horrible thing that you can do nothing about?” And if you say *ANYTHING*, he just goes, ”no, you can’t do that.”

Congratulations to Zach for being the first non-Irish person to tell an Irish story

7:28 I love that Chris just starts reciting the avgn atari 5200 episode for no fucking reason

I can't believe oneyplays is holding together the forspoken fanbase

The fact that the boys actually predict the ending 😂

I am shocked we are getting more of this, but I love this trio mocking the writing and dialogue.

They really gazed into the palantir of mediocrity and correctly deduced the end plot of this game

Nothing gets me into the Christmas mood more than Forspoken

Chris' hypothetical is less "what do you do?" and more "how do you get rid of this body?"

Chris: Guys, I've fixed the hypothetical Proceeds to make the hypothetical even more complicated and stupid

8:00, My stomach dropped, my hand started shaking, and I was suddenly drenched in sweat because I feared for a moment that his words would be "if you had a clone of..."

Did chris actually just guess the twist that the dragon is Frey's mom?

Sometimes Zach’s idea of a hypothetical is saying the most insane shit you’ve ever heard and then saying “what would you do in that scenario?”

i bet nobody even notices zach's damn near obsession with fire ants for some reason

The alien hypothetical is no joke the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard I almost threw up my stomach is in so much pain right now

I love Chris just reading AVGN transcripts for no reason

7:30 Immediately recognizing Chris reciting AVGN makes me feel like I have failed some sort of life test.

Very bold of Chris to criticize Lyle about missing something by running past it and being confused

I wasn't laughing at Zach's dissection hypothetical, I was laughing about the possibility of it being in a Smiling Friends episode.

I can’t believe Frog Bassist and his narrator are playing hit new game Forspoken!

Zach got lost in the sauce on that alien hypothetical

Zach's fire-ants question made me laugh out loud before Chris even answered it.

zach being released from the dungeon for his government mandated letsplay time

Zach proves ones once again that his hypotheticals are just a yes or one question and asking if you will be ok after the most horrible thing happened to you. Never change little goblin.

I like how long Chris hesitated when asked whether Sonic Frontiers was better than Forespoken.

This game is magic, my two favorite Oney Plays series tropes. 1 Where they are ripping a bad game apart, and 2 are so uninterested in what's happening on screen they just start brain dumping about nothing.

It's so good to see the boys realizing that the underlying theme of Forspoken is to make people addicted to sado-masochist alien erotica.

You can really tell the boys are trying their hardest to pull anything entertaining out of this game

And here I was, gently laying my hand on the computer screen with a tearful eye waiting for the next Forspoken.

I shit my diapie and started drooling when I saw that a brand new episode of forspoken dropped

Man, that hypothetical turned into the plot of Happy Death Day pretty quickly.

I am torn between them actually predicting the ending or because it has been out for so long they just stumbled into the ending online somehow

Oney and the gang are hypothetically writing a script for minority report 2.

We need Frey in Gaither's Pond NOW!! She would be Frey the Fantastically Funny Flea

My headcanon future for Chris, Zach, and Lyle is them half-senile, green, and retired in the Home but they're still trying to fix this "would you murder your murderer" hypothetical

Forspoken? Being played by OneyPlays?? Wow! Thats pretty dang epic!

They really outdid themselves with the hypotheticals in this episode. This is one of my favourite playthroughs on this channel. Keep it up!

This was the sickest 19 minute dubstep amv I’ve ever seen

Just to clarify, this is at least the second time Chris has stated he would destroy Ice Land if given the opportunity

16:38 I love how this goes from a horror abduction story to an Efuckt video.

Some kid got this in his stocking for Christmas last year think about that for a minute

How much you guys wanna bet that the next forspoken video is them STILL trying to make this fucking hypothetical work

We all know chris wants to antenhiemer Iceland to finally rid us of the terror of the Icelandic starer!!!

The only series I've ever wanted to be completed is back, you guys are only 20% of the way through the game I believe in you!

forspoken unironically one of my favourite series

correct me if im wrong but i think chris talked about taking iceland out like two times

No one even batted an eye over "Leela Simpson"

Literally the only redeemable part of this game is the free running movement. That looks neat.

I hope the boys had a wonderful lunch break in between gaming sessions.

I hope "The Frog Bassist Explainer" returns for future episodes.

The plot twist to the hypothetical would be that all the people that would instantly kill you in sight recieved a list like yours and you are on it

Oney is my favorite brown girl who blows up game studios with his freaking mind

I love that Zach just made the plot to Hellraisers, but with aliens instead of cenobites

Zach's hypothetical was just Chris being abducted by Dark Eldars.

Time for my bi-daily oney goon session

I like this editors style, no loud noises that blast over the commentary

It's good to see the oneyplays crew keeping this game on life support in their basement so they can cut off it's fingers and toes for our entertainment

When Chris started to quote the Atari, angry video game nerd episode, I had a Manchurian candidate moment where I immediately started visualizing the episode.

Best combination of guests on OneyPlays for sure.

I love that this series is now just hypothetical scenarios. Reminds me of ole sleepycabin

Is that a motherflipping episode of forspoken? Hecking awesome, have some reddit gold my good sir.

This is the second time Chris has wished for the fall of Iceland. Something is up with this guy.

It's so insane that the game makes you go underwater and its EXACTLY the same as being on dry land.

I love how a;; their hypotheticals are basically "what would you do after you've done all these hyper specific things that you (or anyone) would have never done before".

THE SECOND he started talking about the lake creatures enjoying the frog's singing i knew it would become gaithers pond

This is the longest Forsaken playthrough I've seen

I rarely comment on RU-vid videos but I wanted to take the time to tell you that you stand out. Among all the many RU-vidrs I follow, you are special. Nobody else is able to review games in a way that makes me feel like I’m experiencing the game myself. You point out the flaws but you have such a deep respect for the games that you review, which gives everything such a positive vibe. It feels like you understand all the good intentions behind what the developers do. Please keep doing what you do. Whenever you release a video, it makes my day.

I love the *insane situation* “what would you do” bit

The oney boys have struck their most difficult and ambitious hypothetical yet

Searching for mom and stepdad fight review got me into a dark rabbit hole 🦷

I think a better version of the god computer hypothetical is to simplify it to it being like useing ChatGPT 5 or whatever so there is still some skepticism over whether the information is accurate or reliable, but in all the time you've used this AI it's been incredibly accurate and when you ask if someone is out to murder you it gives you a super specific list of people you know, like personal details that you could verify accurate.

Chris recites og AVGN reviews like Shakespeare.

Very unprecedented for OneyPlays to give us free DLC for a hypothetical. Let's hope Tomar doesn't get greedy and start charging extra so we can find out later what he would do if Jaxxy got turned into a hammerhead shark.

It's mildly comforting that Zach gets panic attacks from imagining preposterous things. The same thing happens to me sometimes. One time it was from thinking "what if I swallowed my own head" and another was from seeing (of all things) the Gummy Ship flying past a weirdly angled wall in the KH playthrough.

Nothing gets me more gnomestruck than a new ‘spoken upload

Chris just starts reading the avgn atari 5200 script

You can really tell Fire in the Sky traumatized Zach with how often he brings it up. What a lil rattie

I always love how the hypotheticals distract them from anything that is happening in the game.

I like how Chris has to give it some thought when asked whether this or Sonic Frontiers is better.

I had some hearty Lyle laughs to this one! This series is pure gold

Already watched this 15 times! Instant classic

They predicted the ending just like that

Bold of them to drop a brown note at the start of the video

I love how Chris and Zach predicted the plot of the cuff being evil and the dragon being her mom

New Mr. Frog lore just dropped....def a reference to Season 2 of Grinning Mates

it's so weird hearing new funny oneyplays clips

I truly believe this is the only channel that can make this game watchable

at this point they are predicting the story so accurately they might as well read the Wikipedia to us instead

This is the most iconic way to experience this game.

I love that it was so inconsequential that they missed that the crazy dude was her father.

Did I just do that? I did not just do that. I just moved shit with my mind.

They sure dropped the bass! Haha nice prank boys can’t wait for the next one

I’ve been speaking at town hall meetings in my small southern city to get city council to approve a 21 gun salute on the release date of Gaither’s Pond each year

they rain and they rein, but do they reign?

Every time one of these episodes ends, I kinda snap out of a daze and realize that I dont remember a single thing that happened on screen.

A hypothetical accidentally turning into an Isaac Asimov story is really funny

So we're not gonna talk about the part where Zach refers to a cyclops as a "Leela Simpson eyeball"

I'm so glad these guys are persevering through this game. Seeing it through their eyes specifically is so cathartic

Zach’s hypothetical alien abduction scenario is legitimately some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard and I don’t see a single comment even mentioning it