( *Sans pretends to sleep and lifts a huge boulder with pyscocanisis cause why not?* ) ( *for your sin sans raises a finger and slashes across his neck* ) ( *sans is smiling mournfully* ) ( *Sans is too lazy to type more dialog* )
* one more soul. * one more, and we'll break the barrier. * s'almost a shame i gotta do this. * and since you got this far, i might even try a little. * you ready, kid? * step forward if you've got the *backbone*. [* You save, then move forward.] * aaaaalrighty. * let's get to it. [* Sans uses a shortcut to appear in front of you.] [* Here comes Bone of Patience.] [* A Gaster Blaster comes from the right side and fires a cyan beam of energy that forces your SOUL to turn blue.] * heheh. don't look so blue. * as long as you jump, you'll probably be okay. *** *Sans is in the way.* [CHECK] > Sans *[SANS - 1 AT 1 DF]* *[An elite member of the Royal Guard. Despite his rank, he's the laziest of the entire army.]* * hey, you didn't mess up the first attack. here's your prize. * now, for quite some time, the underground has wanted to leave. * ...i don't, but asriel seems dead-set on this. * and we're pretty close to the surface. * so you can't leave without me at least *trying* to catch you. * that said, i'm not feeling up to a real battle. [Sans has re-enabled Red Mode.] * be free, little guy. * don't let anyone know i let you go.
I seriously love the direction in the instrumentation, imbuing the laid back-ness of sans into Spear of Justice Leitmotifs Spear of Justice (Base) sans It’s Raining Somewhere Else Megalovania (Part 1+2)
Spear of Justice (Undyne) Troussel of Kindness (Papyrus) Dance of Perseverance (Muffet) King of Integrity (Asgore) Stars of Bravery (Asriel) Bone of Patience (Sans) Knife of Determination (Chara) Undyne fights for Justice Papyrus is very Kind Muffet teaches Perseverance Asgore strikes me as Honest Asriel Braved through the plan with his sibling Sans waits Patiently for your full route to end Chara stays Determined Thank you. (Bows)
* 6. * that's how many humans had a bad time. * 7. * that's how many humans have to have bad times. * 1. * how much humans left. * who is that one human, you ask? * well, it's just the one that is listening to me right now. * that's you.
While I did find this because of my own AU, the people commenting other AUs is just...rude. Like...guys, c'mon. No matter how much you want it to be, this wasn't made for your personal AU. Listen to it for inspiration or whatever, but this isn't for that one. If you want something personal, make it yourself. (I really like this btw)
"Well, Asgore informed me there was a human on the walk again.. *Yawn* This work is boring.. Im getting so *Yawn* Tired... Ever wondered why i use a bone in battle? To stamp it against the ground ;) And hey, maybe it'll break yours. Now, while this bone is stamping.. *Yawn* Im gonna sleep.."
*later when sans wakes up, the human is nowhere to be seen. That is because you climbed the mountain and hid behind the top. After he looks around, he just shrugs and climbs down. Now you are thinking how did he f**king get into the Royal Guard.
*you attack -miss *sans has lost his patience *sans attack increased *sans def increased *sans speed increased *looks like u r in for a fight of death too death
* You hear distant birds chirping, despite there being a rock ceiling above you. * You look up, and see a short armored monster standing on top of a giant mountain. *human *i have been awaiting your arrival for far to long * The monster takes off it's helmet to reveal a smiling skeleton with blank eyes. *now human, i have been hunting you for a while. *and, uh... you survived. ya survived all of it. *so, uh... i've decided. *well, less decided, more ordered by king asriel. *but, i'm gonna just fight you head on now, okay? *ready? * Sans blocks the way! *y'know kid, i really don't wanna do this *but, it's my job. * Sans attempts to suplex a sock, but it's to heavy for him. *hey, at least monsters will be free. *i've already done this once. and by that expression, maybe we've done this once or twice? * sans takes over the box, but gets to lazy to think of something to say on the box. *look. i made a promise to my brother not to hurt an innocent human already. *you've dodged all my attacks, so you couldn't tell they did no damage. *so, uh... i'm just gonna let gravity do it for me. * You feel heavier..? *hehe. you're blue now. better become a plumber, cause you're gonna need to do a lot of jumping from now on. * You're blue now. why does hearing that sound nostalgic..? *move when you encounter blue attacks. *wink* * Sans tries to climb back onto the mountain to use his special attack but fell off. *wow. is it hot in here or is it just me? *uhh.. listen. i don't wanna hurt you. so, just... *just give me your soul and we'll call it a day. okay? *... *alright. sorry bro. **this is why i never make promises* * Sans tells a bad joke, and despite no one else being in the room, a loud groan is heard. *y'know. i really respect your kindness, but i don't like pacifists. *and you're *really* reminding me of one. * Sans is attempting to use a laser of some sort, but is shoots hot dogs at you. * HP Fully Restored! *wow. you really are something special. *gotta admire someone that's able to survive a ruthless killer easily. *well, i've done enough. i'm outta here. *You Won! *You got 0 XP and 2 Gold!
undershuffle sans is probably a way to dedcribe me not as competent as the highest should but has to try thier hardest alot anyways depite not having energy to do so
I imagine a less lazy Sans in this, like, he is still a bit lazy, but not the sufficient to sleep in mid fucking battle. He became the highest of the Royal Guard not because he is strong as heck, but because he is freaking smart. His stats would be i think: 15 Atk, 30 Def, 800 HP - Smells like puns. This Sans would not have Karma in his sleeves, but his damage would be almost always fixed to 1/10 of your HP, and if you are very unlucky, 3/10(If it reaches full 10/10, u ded). He would switch between red and blue soul to not let you escape, and obviously, use bones(Normal and blue ones, maybe even orange ones to add more new?). Running from Sans at first looks easy, because he don't chase after you running, Sans just appears suddently, and the battle continues, meaning you have to run several times to fully escape him. When you reach Hotland, he stops chasing you, because he is too lazy to continue, letting you pass. In a Neutral Run where you want to kill him, you need to act for eight turns, or else he just dodges and mock you. After the eight turns of act, you can catch him off guard, and kill him in a single Attack, after the attack, he talks a bit, for a whole minute to be exact while in his last moments (Like, Skeletons in UT persists quite well before death arrives, like the head of Papyrus and Sans walking a bit in the judgament hall). And then, he turns to dust Help me think of a genocide Snas of that, please. :O
"but first kid, lemme tell ya the tragic tale of our people..." "on second thought..." "SCREW IT" "WHY SHOULD I WASTE MY ENERGY ON TELLING THAT STORY?!" "WHEN YOUR ABOUT TO HAVE A BAD TIME?!" Or if you want to keep Sans lazy. "but first kid, lemme tell ya the tragic tale of our people..." "on second thought..." "S C R E W I T" "i'm to lazy to tell you that story." "and your going to die anyway." "SO LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH!!!"
Watching this is upsetting me... I thought of Undershuffle, but people had already thought of it and were making themes of it. Not that I'm sad that it became a thing though :) (even if the idea didn't originate from me)
