Bonfire night has gone too far 

😂😂 Love the idea Israeli holding a toffee apple "Don't worry sir it will be over soon"

Tickled me this did, and at the same time I totally agree. I think it should be restricted to two nights maximum per year, and only at organised and licensed displays. Some of the latest rockets and air bomb type things would land you a few years in prison but for the fancy label and livery.

I find it staggering that the general public can buy fireworks.

Freddy Quinne: Date R@pe a Jack Russell NETFLIX 2024 (Ta-duuuuuuum)

You ordering Rohypnol using Tor sounds about right.

Got any of those roofies left over? Asking for a friend.