Bonk.io - Do Not Move! - Winning By Doing Absolutely Nothing 

Someone: _Dammit I gotta pee!_ **walks away** **gets 10+ wins** **comes back** Someone: *_Perfect._*

**Castle caused your game to lag* x10000000

Map: is called move Player:doesn’t move Map: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

Someone said “he is watching like a creep” in chat lol

I noticed that some people tried to follow your lead but ended up getting impatient

You can't make mistakes if you don't do anything *9999999 IQ*

*Names himself “Do Not Move”* Opponents: *scratching their heads wondering why he isn’t moving*

Lag: *exists* Castle: _I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK_

A game where you can strategize, work hard and lose, but win by doing absolutely nothing. Doesn't get more like real life than that.

it's not about killing your opponents it's about *_outliving_* them

Moral of the story: KILL THE ONES AFK FIRST.

Plot twist: *He was holding X the entire time.* Edit: Holy fuck this is a lot of likes.

Best game for AFK

I just watched 8 minutes of someone doing nothing

AND LUIGI WINS DOI... oh this is the wrong video

Im: AFK Others: *TIME TO DIE* Shymask:AFK Others:died

Kid- Goes afk for an hour Kid- Comes back and is number one in the entire world Re: Thanks for the heart

There was one called "too ez" He was the first one out

5:46 The course is called move but ironically won by don’t move

That face when you win a stage called "Move" without moving.

*C A S T L E C A U S E D Y O U R G A M E T O L A G*

Level: Move Do Not Move: No.

5:44 Shyguymask: this sign can’t stop me because i don’t know how to read!

Random Guy : GG 2 Seconds later ... Random Guy : NOOOOOOOO I HATE YOU

I don't even know the game, why the hell I am watching this?

Guy : "haha you cant beat me someone who isnt moving !" *Guy fell* Instant karma

He just got over 27k likes just by playing music, being afk and filming his screen

I love how they were chatring about "EZ win" at 1:55, which is always the most satisfying thing to rub in someone's face

Illuminati: stay right where you are. And you listened.

Being lazy is a skill

the nostalgia, i used to play this game so much. i would pay any amount of money just to be able to play it for the first time again

6:13 Do Not Move: FALCON, *PUNCC* Cade: flies away

He is so good that he doesn't need to move

You guys seriously can't expect someone to win every single game without moving. Of course it's going to be edited. Great video, I'm gonna go and try this!

Actually is called "Luigi mode"

*goes to vacation for a week and forgets to close the game* *gets more then 9999999999999+ wins* *_bursts in oofing excitement and literally is best at the game_*

I just spent 8 minutes of my lifetime watching a balls moving around...

all skill no luck at all

Plot twist: the people in this video are paid actors

Castle has the worst internet ever 6:49

I don't mean to alarm you, but Castle caused your game to lag.

>Someone named too ez >dies first 1:40

Wins every game by not moving Other players:Are we a joke to you?

*Luigi Approve This As A 25/10*

Luigi wins by doing Nothing has evolved

When the only winning move is not to play...

love how "too ez" is losing to someone that's not even moving

I know someone who would be good at this... Luigi

coolguy9821: I’m going to win Do not move: you should not move coolguy9821: *tries to kill him* Do not move WINS! coolguy9821: oh ok coolguy9821: *stops moving* *Later* coolguy9821 was killed by Dainga coolguy9821: WHAT do not move : this is going on yt xD

If this gets 3M views and keeps going after that I honestly don't know what to say...wow

Luigi: am I a joke to you?

6:52 this guys internet

I love how they debate how to deal with you

Love how no one Tries to kill him when he is like 1 cm away from a black block

Man, i just want to thank you for adding some joy to my life in those earlier years. It has not been THAT long, but this is still what i watched as a kid, so thank you.

Level: ‘Move’ Shyguymask: **wins by not moving** OH THE IRONY

1:41 has the name "too ez", dies first.

using my power gg

Shyguymask be like: *_Everyone else is stupid except me_*

“This dude is AFK”

DuDe ThIs Is So FaKe!1!!!!!

2.9 million views *IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND*

This video was so entertaining back then to watch, and it’s still pretty entertaining today. I’m still surprised I still even have my account for this game (cause I think I made it because of the videos of this game you’ve made). Even though you aren’t making content at this time, I still appreciate your old works one way or another!

0:11 omg im a big fan i was that blue guy over there i saw you!!

5:48 *Name of the map is "Move"*

Congrats on your first 2 mil vid by doing absolutely nothing Edit: 3 mil now

Nostalgic video now

its crazy how popular this game used to be

LUIGI IS THAT YOU???

Who noticed that he switched from "Do Not Move" to "Don't Move"? :3

Game: Move Do not move: No Lol

It's been five years and why do I still watch these old videos, to relieave some good games or nolstalgic youtubers.

peach loses by doing absolutely everything

4:40 Do not McDonalds. I totally agree. 5:45 No

Does everybody got this video recommended Here in 2019?

Can't believe that he's winning every game staying still

The hero we don't deserve

I'm having a déja vu

*me, sleepy af, literally not moving bc I thought this video interacts with viewers*

Dang the smooth edit makes it a whole lot better

Every1 thought u were afk xD

7:11 good lord castle, what kind of router do you have

3:18 He actually became a pinball machine

2:08 Red thing: *_no u_*

not move=big smoke move=follow train cj

5:50 “Move” “No” Xd

I used to love this game. I played it almost everyday for a long while. I still play it now though, even though it’s not the same.

Geez, the nostalgia ride I had when I watched this video again.

i get pinned and get heart by doing absolutely nothing Edit: i finally reach my first 100 likes thanks you

Legend has it that Shyguymask is still winning by doing nothing.

This is quite fun to watch honestly

Legend says that to this day he still hasn't moved an inch

**Castle caused your game to lag*

"Do Not Move" Me: okay (It's a fun challenge to do while watching the video, but my hands hurt from hold my phone without moving for the hold video)

Luigi: you’re my partner now

2:03 "No,he's waiting for the perfect moment to strike you" Bullshit Identified.

In summary... Me: *stands still while watching a nuke* People: RUN!!! *all debris and flying cars and towers miss me as I stand there* Me: *gets hungry* *Burger that got stolen by bird drops it in my mouth and a full drink can from the destroyed store rolls infront of me*

The Dark Souls of .io games

This man beat a level called "move" without moving, twice

The guy who always AFK: *Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary*