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Don't Tell Comedy
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In his second Don't Tell Comedy set, comedian Geoffrey Asmus shares his hot takes on STDs, racist boomers, and if the president is actually to blame for life's problems!
Comedy is at its best when there's a surprise - that's why Don't Tell Comedy puts on events where the performers and location are kept secret until the day of the show. With over 150 cities already in on the joke, you never know where we'll set up shop, or who might pop in. Want to be let in on the secret? Visit our website below to find an upcoming show near you: www.donttellco...
Just don't tell anyone!! 🤫
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Geoffrey Asmus is a former 24 year old virgin who is currently the only funny white male comedian on earth. Please follow his comedic journey before the CIA takes him out. His website is whitecomedian.com - this is true.
Instagram: / geoffreyatm
TikTok: / geoffreyatm
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Geoffrey Asmus
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Tom Atwell
Swing: Reed Nisson
Camera Operators:
Addison Farrell
Rylie Field
Alan Jensen
Katie LeVander
Marlana Skrobe
Brandon Wells
1st AC: Sarah Alexander
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Recordist: Eugene Kim
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Production Designer: Oak Laokwansathitaya
Set Dresser: Lucy Hislop
Art Assistant: Marlon Reid
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Paige Asachika
David Berg
Aine Hunt
Eddie Lorah
Lucas Stone
Brandon Wells
Photographer: Marcus Russell Price
Art Provided by: Noura Elrhalami (@seamistcollection)
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Triangle Loft in New York City, NY

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28 сен 2024

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@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад
Hey. This is me Geoffrey. Thanks for watching. Come see a show. Bye!
@recklessbae5082
@recklessbae5082 3 месяца назад
The only funny white alpha stand-up comedian in America. Great set 😇
@boldnbrash7028
@boldnbrash7028 3 месяца назад
Come to Denver and I'll pack the house with all my friends
@林令怡-q1j
@林令怡-q1j 3 месяца назад
you are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@mcmane4230
@mcmane4230 3 месяца назад
Where are your shows?
@olikah4667
@olikah4667 3 месяца назад
You are hilarious!!! Enjoyed ur set. Love from The Gambia 🇬🇲 ❤
@micahhazel6815
@micahhazel6815 3 месяца назад
I’ve seen comics try to integrate “arrogant comic” into their stage persona before. I’ve never seen anyone nail it this hard. Excellent set!
@paulfirenze7213
@paulfirenze7213 2 месяца назад
Great set! Super funny, excellent jokes
@negative6442
@negative6442 Месяц назад
Trevor Wallace does the frat bro shtick pretty well I think
@lupo3694
@lupo3694 Месяц назад
Anthony Jeselnik
@Blackhoodie85
@Blackhoodie85 23 дня назад
Alec Flynn and Geoffrey need to do a tour together. Would absolutely rip
@k1ngkeem307
@k1ngkeem307 3 месяца назад
This is by FAR the funniest and most polished set on this channel in a while. Absolutely top tier
@KreepCA
@KreepCA 3 месяца назад
Whoah! This guy is phenomenal! I wasn't prepared and so got stunned by the set. The delivery is so confident out the gate, but it's dressed in this near-satirical pomposity. This was some of the best wit and sharpest delivery I've heard in awhile. Geoffrey Asmus is legit.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад
Hell yea I love him too
@MontTheBeatMaker
@MontTheBeatMaker 3 месяца назад
His youtube channel is the gift that keeps on giving. God-tier crowd work
@jasonjohnson4803
@jasonjohnson4803 3 месяца назад
I love that he makes jokes about his jokes. "great joke, I wrote it". Funny set.
@n2essence
@n2essence 3 месяца назад
that made me laugh even more !
@1Leo2grad3Fett
@1Leo2grad3Fett 2 месяца назад
Honestly amazing how he turned a lukewarm crowd into a livid one.
@gnarlywagner8171
@gnarlywagner8171 19 дней назад
That word does not mean what you think it means Your appalling use of the word livid has left me fuming and livid unlike this cold audience that has turned lively
@petermozuraitis5219
@petermozuraitis5219 2 месяца назад
Girl on the left was laughing so hard she’ll never be the same
@premiumdre5228
@premiumdre5228 29 дней назад
"Grandpa, this morning I misgendered a barista!" has me rolling omg dude 😂😂
@briano6115
@briano6115 3 месяца назад
Rescue crabs LMAO
@jasonjohnson4803
@jasonjohnson4803 3 месяца назад
Edgy, smart, cocky, great timing, well written material.. Loved it!
@tidus725
@tidus725 3 месяца назад
He's improved so much since his first set! I've been keeping up with this guy for a year now and he has not disappointed!
@zacnewford
@zacnewford 2 месяца назад
first set what
@xyzlmno4631
@xyzlmno4631 27 дней назад
AI
@resonantarcanist
@resonantarcanist 3 месяца назад
"You're technically a war criminal; Don't worry, we'll waive those overdraft fees." 🤣🤣🤣
@reyy76
@reyy76 3 месяца назад
this crowd got both greer barnes and geoff in one night ? man i'm jealous
@iesickboy
@iesickboy 3 месяца назад
Greer is great.
@junegloom1793
@junegloom1793 3 месяца назад
AND Astor
@sonpois
@sonpois 3 месяца назад
Just found out sbout greer. What a gem
@themaestrodamus
@themaestrodamus 3 месяца назад
The abortion joke was dope asf! “A bunch of dead liberals” 😂💀
@AutoDIYdactic
@AutoDIYdactic 3 месяца назад
If Netlfix isn't blowing his phone up, their loss.
@Cheyne4Chelsea
@Cheyne4Chelsea 2 месяца назад
100% !!! I tell everybody about this guy. Liz Miele is my other rec for "undiscovered" comic. But I always give hedges when I recommend her. If you don't find Geoffrey funny then you are the problem
@roadlesstraveled34
@roadlesstraveled34 3 месяца назад
I've been looking for a new bank. Since I, too, refuse to stop breaking the law, Wells Fargo might just be for me.
@roadlesstraveled34
@roadlesstraveled34 9 дней назад
Oh shit I wrote that immediately before spending the summer in jail. Guess life had other plans😂
@raymondharris6599
@raymondharris6599 3 месяца назад
I definitely like his style of comedy.🤣😂😂🤣 I need to see more of him...
@andrewmink1759
@andrewmink1759 3 месяца назад
he just released a 50 min set on youtube and its fantastic
@rainbomg
@rainbomg 3 месяца назад
He also has another ‘don’t tell’ set from way back, plus a couple specials on RU-vid.
@masternoble
@masternoble 3 месяца назад
Man crushed it 😂
@MontTheBeatMaker
@MontTheBeatMaker 3 месяца назад
Geoffrey is one of the best comedians out there, his crowd work is next level.
@motaharehjadidi5875
@motaharehjadidi5875 3 месяца назад
I always come to this channel to have a laugh before I go to sleep. When this episode came out, I started watching it but halfway through, I fell asleep because I was too tired. I had dreams about stand-up comedy! It happened again. I went to sleep with a laugh, LITERALLY! I'm watching this episode for the third time since I never actually finished it! I wish I can make it this time! btw, this guy is so hilarious! Bring him on more often! 😂👌🏻
@thorts
@thorts 3 месяца назад
Omg that Karl Marx joke 😂😂😂
@Timrex17
@Timrex17 3 месяца назад
Let’s goo haha he’s from Minnesota too🎉
@hahamasala
@hahamasala 3 месяца назад
He's definitely funny. I perform in Minnesota too but haven't seen him.
@Steve.._.
@Steve.._. 3 месяца назад
​@@hahamasalayou commented twice. Just to inform you
@RNG-999
@RNG-999 3 месяца назад
I love when people get offended by good comedy lol, love this guy.
@pelletfunner6701
@pelletfunner6701 3 месяца назад
Great flow! Intelligent delivery and edgy in the best probable way! ❤
@billtoll
@billtoll Месяц назад
You are nailin' it Geoffrey. You deliver and do not disappoint. Your self-talk is funny as f. Even your little video thumbnails are clever. Do you do the graphics yourself? Gonna see you in Detroit this fall. Can't wait.
@skywizard3319
@skywizard3319 3 месяца назад
His grandfather is Boomhauer
@TragoudistrosMPH
@TragoudistrosMPH 3 месяца назад
His top jokes were absolutely hilarious. Only a small number were so-so. I'd definitely like to hear more of him. Clever!
@boldnbrash7028
@boldnbrash7028 3 месяца назад
Have some bad sets so we can feel good about ourselves. Killed it as always
@AKA_poi_n_perlers
@AKA_poi_n_perlers 3 месяца назад
That set was amazing
@voltsu
@voltsu 2 месяца назад
it's about time he got on here!
@jonathanweintraub
@jonathanweintraub 3 месяца назад
This is refreshing.
@SanMarin0
@SanMarin0 3 месяца назад
Straight bangers from Geoffrey once again.
@xRaphHD
@xRaphHD 3 месяца назад
This had me CRACKING UP!!!!!
@AkSamurai69
@AkSamurai69 3 месяца назад
Gotta say, didn't have me at first, but then I laughed many times pretty hard. I feel like i found a long-lost cousin 😅
@tonybaloney8987
@tonybaloney8987 3 месяца назад
A perfect set from the biggest baddest Alpha Comic on Earth! These are his greatest hits but they still hit hard and funny. Subscribe to him, you won't be sorry!
@jag61688
@jag61688 3 месяца назад
this crowd wasn't ready for some true alpha male comedy 😂keep it going Geoffrey, can't wait for the special
@HaischkaEST
@HaischkaEST 2 месяца назад
I'm so glad to see you on Don't Tell! You're a BEAST!!
@NoQualmsTheArtist
@NoQualmsTheArtist 2 месяца назад
Assmouth killing it as usual 💯
@333onlyhalfevol
@333onlyhalfevol 3 месяца назад
One of the best ive watched on youtube.
@MrBrian000
@MrBrian000 12 дней назад
That last joke was straight fire
@natasha5929
@natasha5929 3 месяца назад
This was an amazing set!
@littlemanoo
@littlemanoo Месяц назад
They hit us with the election stuff in the Summer when we’re bored.😅
@mr.beendoinit3223
@mr.beendoinit3223 3 месяца назад
Finally, an alpha on stage!
@DannyFlamez
@DannyFlamez 3 месяца назад
Asshole doesn’t equal Alpha
@modiddymo
@modiddymo 3 месяца назад
Ikr. Most of them just howl and then lead the pack and eat your babies.
@marczahn7246
@marczahn7246 3 месяца назад
Louder for other trash usually coming thru! Such a based comedian FIRE
@iesickboy
@iesickboy 3 месяца назад
How is any of this alpha? Genuinely asking since this isn't the first similar comment I've seen. I must be missing something.
@mr.beendoinit3223
@mr.beendoinit3223 3 месяца назад
@iesickboy that was one of his main opening lines when he would start his bit. So when you see that comment, we are just quoting him.
@eliosnavarro
@eliosnavarro 3 месяца назад
Lmao this crowd aint ready for it.
@mcmane4230
@mcmane4230 3 месяца назад
Geoffrey Asmus man this was so funny! I loved it
@KenzoFKC
@KenzoFKC 3 месяца назад
Seinfeld thinks "woke" is ruining comedy, he should watch this and maybe realize that the "PC Police" aren't out to get him, it's that his schtick just isn't funny.
@dinglesworld
@dinglesworld 3 месяца назад
Maybe he’s just chronically online these days 💔🤣
@useruseruser501
@useruseruser501 3 месяца назад
Facts. He's gone full "get off my lawn" mode
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад
Seinfeld is an unbelievable loser
@rainbomg
@rainbomg 3 месяца назад
@@useruseruser501it felt like comedians in cars was just an opportunity for him to whine about modern comedy to anyone that would listen. If you go pick up a comic and bring cameras you’ve designed the best possible scenario: a captive audience with industry knowledge who you hope has the training to “yes and” your old man bs. Did you know Seinfeld is friggin 70? Isn’t that bonkers? I mean, he super sucks but he looks GREAT.
@GZP1023
@GZP1023 3 месяца назад
Shut up
@olikah4667
@olikah4667 3 месяца назад
0:40 😂 rescues?!?!
@andrewmink1759
@andrewmink1759 3 месяца назад
THE ALPHA IS BACK!!!
@bpomp22
@bpomp22 3 месяца назад
Freaking great set!!!😂
@jerrysbrain
@jerrysbrain 25 дней назад
hes got a few little lines ive heard before, but its those little unimportant lines that are almost awesome to hear over and over
@kenpachikiking6179
@kenpachikiking6179 2 месяца назад
Gold! As always!
@artemq112
@artemq112 3 месяца назад
This guy is great, best one in a while
@itstek
@itstek 3 месяца назад
definitely one of my favorite don't tell sets of all time, so good!!!
@samtrackzmusic
@samtrackzmusic 3 месяца назад
Finally unfiltered comedy!!
@grand-georgeproductions3857
@grand-georgeproductions3857 3 месяца назад
2:38 spilling family secrets hmm. Uncle Ben Watching this with his reading glasses below his eyes, like...👓🖥🤣😂😭💀👌💯
@STILL.MEHHHH
@STILL.MEHHHH 18 дней назад
This guy is a genius!
@NoWokeComedy
@NoWokeComedy Месяц назад
Geof's improved version of the abortion joke is now 100% polished 👌
@coletellsjokes
@coletellsjokes 3 месяца назад
the best!!! so damn funny!
@revwillyg6450
@revwillyg6450 Месяц назад
Heads up, Gerald!😂
@servetyucelisli6992
@servetyucelisli6992 3 месяца назад
This set was so good I watched it three times in a row! Wow!
@Garbotio
@Garbotio 3 месяца назад
Oh fuuuuUUUUUUuuuukkkk that’s was good!
@TheDiggler07
@TheDiggler07 2 месяца назад
There was fantastic! Just gained a fan @geoffreyasmus 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@SilentShnoz
@SilentShnoz 2 месяца назад
Best set I've seen in a long time!!!
@LD-ky8bo
@LD-ky8bo 2 месяца назад
Hahaha I didn't know that was an all moms thing hahaha
@rogersimms9775
@rogersimms9775 3 месяца назад
Solid set 😂.. it's been awhile since I laugh at a don't tell comedian 🤣
@CertifiedSkank
@CertifiedSkank 2 месяца назад
I’m here from AYG. Figured I would let you know for your own analytics. RU-vid can’t tell you that.
@tyler6003
@tyler6003 3 месяца назад
Dude is the GOAT for always repping MN. Also very relatable about the Mom joke 🤣😅
@johnbergman2746
@johnbergman2746 3 месяца назад
Bravo ... I'm following this guy 😂..I really needed this 😂
@KakarotC
@KakarotC Месяц назад
This guy is awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JANEEL
@JANEEL 3 месяца назад
It implies that the people with STD's aren't clean. Not that the STDs are dirty.
@MickWop
@MickWop 2 месяца назад
Good set 😂
@flatlined904
@flatlined904 14 дней назад
Fire set!
@cowboycurtis2099
@cowboycurtis2099 3 месяца назад
thank you for the chuckles
@RecursiveRuminations
@RecursiveRuminations 3 месяца назад
Hands down the funniest and smartest comedian right now
@RashtaEinthisB
@RashtaEinthisB 2 месяца назад
0:24 VICIOUSSSS 1:37 2:24
@MatthewSmith-cp3hu
@MatthewSmith-cp3hu 3 месяца назад
this guy always makes me laugh, totally unpredictable and funny
@sarandontw
@sarandontw 2 месяца назад
He’s giving Dana Carvey and I love it.
@janayh2817
@janayh2817 3 месяца назад
He took it too far, too many times, and I LOVED EVERY BIT OF IT
@franktastichove7407
@franktastichove7407 3 месяца назад
Loved it every minute I need more
@LisaSoulLevelHealing
@LisaSoulLevelHealing 3 месяца назад
That was delightful.
@jorgis123
@jorgis123 3 месяца назад
Oh shit! Didn't start watching yet, but I am very happily surprised to see you on this channel. :D
@jorgis123
@jorgis123 3 месяца назад
Watched it. The new stuff is hilarious, too. :D I would love to see you live, but I live in the Netherlands. I would for you to visit and shit on us (like you did with the Germans :P).
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад
@@jorgis123I did the Netherlands too!
@jorgis123
@jorgis123 3 месяца назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus Nooo, I have to find a newsletter somewhere to keep up to date with this shit.
@loomiere-gs1qc
@loomiere-gs1qc 3 месяца назад
This was pretty good :)
@wasserrmann6513
@wasserrmann6513 3 месяца назад
Geoffrey. your time is coming soon brother. Been laughing at your videos for a long time now. When I found out you were also from MN and a Ween Fan I knew it was destiny. Take care!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 3 месяца назад
Stay brown
@lionelinx7
@lionelinx7 3 месяца назад
All old bits, but i can see hes worked on his delivery
@tameshewolf
@tameshewolf 3 месяца назад
Another alpha set!! Love it! ❤
@JohnnyAllan-vj7sj
@JohnnyAllan-vj7sj 15 дней назад
I'm not a virgin, but I tell people I am. They're like, "Dude we have to get you laid!" I'm like, "I know right!" (Sorry. I don't wanna do standup but I got jokes! My whole life has been a joke)
@sunnymuffinsmuffysunnins4744
@sunnymuffinsmuffysunnins4744 3 месяца назад
Oh man that British joke at the end had so many layers. Great set and thanks for the laughs!! Hugs from what the US would consider a socialist hellhole, Belgium
@bastiat6865
@bastiat6865 3 месяца назад
Great set. Good pace nice edge to it.
@Ravianant12
@Ravianant12 3 месяца назад
Strong set again
@minubinu2102
@minubinu2102 3 месяца назад
He’s hilarious, omg 🤣🤣🤣
@garrettclarke2266
@garrettclarke2266 3 месяца назад
Great set!
@carlislehartman7695
@carlislehartman7695 2 месяца назад
Excellent
@cirquemedia
@cirquemedia 3 месяца назад
I think clear up until the 80's and 90's, a majority pro athletes smoked cigarettes and possibly drank before games.
@chadbarr1775
@chadbarr1775 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂🔥set
@TheBinklemNetwork
@TheBinklemNetwork 2 месяца назад
"c'mon we're trying to have fun"
@djangotrane
@djangotrane 3 месяца назад
The anti-immigrant piece at the end was brilliant. Almost everyone starts to clench up a little and then what a nice release hearing the only valid anti-immigrant position out there!
@prokilz
@prokilz 3 месяца назад
Lets gooo bro gon’ pop offff
@_UncleLeon
@_UncleLeon 3 месяца назад
I like this dude 😂
@gking407
@gking407 2 месяца назад
😂😂Where can I catch his next show???
@OLDBChannel
@OLDBChannel 3 месяца назад
Ngl this is genius
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