Boris Johnson | Interview & Lap | Top Gear 

May: Not yet.

i *am* the prime minister.

@@amaximus224 Brilliant as that is, Can someone tell me just what the hell is going on?? He got Covid, great, but what's with all the fresh fresh british memes? Leaving a Canadian confused, over here.

I love democracy...

*I just wanted to know if there was some backstory I missed*

What a muppet

@@Mahmood.23 Lighten up lol.

Who cares if he's an upper class millionaire leading hundreds of thousands of people (incl children) into poverty in the UK! He likes cheese and crackers! He's just a regular bloke like me!

@@andrepduarte You're an idiot if your understanding of how poverty is created is limited to a single politician. Also, as you clearly don't know your statistics, poverty rates have remained stable for decades, regardless of which party is in charge.

@@cirrus393 You obviously don't understand how statistics work independent of the papers of which they were asserted. No one should *ever* take ambiguous, uncontextualized or flippant statistical statements seriously. Clearly from the statement you made you're talking completely out of your arse. For example, the unemployment rate decreasing is not evidence of poverty rates "remaining stable". All papers I've found relating to poverty actually indicate that whilst the percentage of impoverished people have remained *relatively similar* , the criteria for what constitutes poverty has actually changed (i.e access to Basic ISP, gross collective income {which is dependent on area when compared nationally} etc). As a further example the necessity of a working ISP is clearly indicative of cultural change but it poisons the well when we try to unpack these things objectively and furthermore, doesn't account for things that are sacrificed in order to maintain a working ISP. Basic economics & the vast increase in population would not allow for stability in any way whatsoever. That would be a complete statistical anomaly. That accompanied by the criteria for what constitutes "poverty" being fickle and seemingly intangible, the statistics you claim to know about actually mean nothing and it's absolutely fallacious to even attempt a comparison without giving it the proper context. Just out of interest, what papers in particular led you to this conclusion? Even arguably partisan research papers have evidenced that in support of the tories *at best* enabling an economic climate in which poverty & austerity if you like, have become far more prevalent. The issue is actually a semantic issue & quite a sneaky one at that but it is completely disingenuous to claim that it has remained stable. It most certainly has not.

🤣

*cough* broke covid rules You do a Better job at driving into walls than running our country

Bruuuh 🤣🤣🤣

I think you meant at work events

@@vankammevids9541 sure, keep telling yourself that 🤣

ITS A LAMBORGHINI

"Speeeed!"

And POWER

What a MACHINE YOU AHH

Jeremy Clarkson had a farm

sabotabo sorry was asleep, what happened?

CallyWasHere boris has now wrested control of France from the legitimate government, reformed the entente cordiale and swept through Germany and her European order as Germany herself did years ago

What a load of Pfeffel

@@sabotabo7476 wow, before I was asleep all that was on the race!

What the fuck are you talking about

If you gave me that sentence with no context and asked me who it applies to most, I would say Boris Johnson. But I would never believe it was his quote .

And he's right! He really is a blithering idiot. He just happens to be posh and knows a bit of Latin.

im also a blithering idiot

@@harumasikuchannel that's ok, just don't ever become Prime Minister

@@imaweerascal Funny journalist. Fluent in Classical Greek, Latin and French.

Lol

These just keep getting better n better😂

This one actually made me lol

The plot for GTA 6 is Boris will travel back in time to 2013 to stop the Union Depository heist.

@@Nobody-471 Bruh I would actually buy that.

i thought this was come dine with me

@@Liam29821 guys it’s countdown please get it right.

And he used to know all the best words.

uk you mean

R/whoosh

Boris was born in New York he’s American

@anon well its never bad to have another citizenship is it?

Yes.

@@ellispriedkalns Except that's exactly how it works in America haha.

John Doe It’s how it works In Britain as well

In five years this comment will be frighteningly relevant

Me

No, that's Dominic Cummings.

@@asink5928 Honestly, give it 1 year.

Me too, and to see what a fat cnut he's turned out to be

I live in Turkey and I get similar recommendations.

Italy here

México over here. Although I was already a follower of late Top Gear and UK politics.

I live in the US

Bobby Jay Germany at it

That would be a cracking show to watch.... they could do the tent stuff, CHM can do the specials

The EDL

Tally Ho Gear: Eton Special. Next week: the boys tour the Rolls Royce factory

Brexit gear

special guest nigel farage

*prime minister

Hahahahaha sucks to be yous with that knob as a prime minister

@@shboyle whos urs then

@@fordinho2069 our beloved Taoiseach

And that'll be all

Sentenced to drive a bicycle one handed for a month I hope.

I did drive in a bus lane ONCE. It was pitch black and I was in auto-pilot, then I realised.."hang on, there is a bus lane around here...wait...im in it..." and I moved back into the correct lane.

No. As prime minister, Boris scrapped all the bus lanes so Jeremy can't drive in them anymore.

I drive in bus lanes regularly in my bus.

As prime minister, he was a lying, corrupt, entitled cunt. Also before he was prime minister, and after.

Yup, trying to remember some of Jezza's best digs at Boris

Everyone who’s here after your comment obviously

Big Daddy Bojo

Yep...Jeremy.."who wants to see Boris' s lap" ? Me: I wouldn't mind seeing our new Prime Ministers lap...wink wink...( weird crush )

Yep

there's quite a good reason why it's throwing up all these Boris clips now though

Timothy Thrower Aye I Can't wait for Boris to be prime minister.

You philistine. Go watch the news. Twat.

Sam Neill yeah it’s because he’s quite possibly the next PM

Deathmisser first PM to go to prison?

Ryan Black love your vids

@@charlieenglish3154 um you watch farming videos ?

Jim Ratcliffe I’m sorry would you prefer a 2002 BMW with slight misfire?

Boris is g

Corina

Well it just popped up in my recommended so...

Came up in my recommended

Anyone watching after yesterday bro

Literally everyone who will ever see this will. Period.

Yeah, it’s randomly in my recommended lap lol

Shhhh

How are you?

Oh cock

Im coming for you boris

@「 Deadpoppin 」 no and it’s Mr. Clinton to you

😂

how do you not know he his

Ryan.s r/whoooooooooosh!!!

@@surindersingh724 jokes on you I was kidding

Ryan.s Uh huh. And your literal question in your “joke” was meant to be funny how exactly? Don’t worry about it. It happens to the best of us. Just take the L and move on. Digging further just looks worse.

Wow...well fucking played.

No

@Saitama _ do you live in the uk?

@@moonshot9056 You will be poorer if you leave with no deal dipshit.

Goddamn

They should have Yanked it up by eating cheeseburgers and drinking mountain dew

@@Tails7212 God damm mountain dew

Malarkey Tricky Veneer Blithering References to Homer GQ mention The lot.

James Todd "No, not the faintest..."

You must hate Britain then.

I hope nothing goes wrong with the R8 like having an European hook instead of a British one or being too big and literally can't be parked inside of the warehouse.

Yes, he then understood

haha spot on crossed my mind to. into the farm !

Which anime do that? I've never seen that before.

@@HOTD108_ I think JoJos Bizarre Adventure has done that.

And aot

@@HOTD108_ bleach?

Gaunter o dimm

Yup

101 now...

@@AthelstanEngland indeed

Me Yh me

Anita Eve he’s better now tho

Unless one of the earlier guests become PM in the future

Fj Fj He would still be the first lol

@@oliverhawkins5581 No he wouldn't, if Jonathan Ross becomes Prime Minister he would be the first

Fj Fj No because Boris has already become PM. Ross would be the second PM that was on top gear...

@@oliverhawkins5581 No because Ross appeared on Top Gear before Boris

His inner politician is showing.

Loool

“Do go outside. Don’t go outside” 😌

He's just a blithering idiot.

Problem solved, the dog ate the phone apparently.

6:36 - me driving home at 959pm

😂😂😂

It's 9 years old, the video.

Tisala I hope he does become prime minister

@@drystkrab269 That's not the point.................... YT could be accused of political bias and influencing the choice of PM.

the womble even though youtube repeatedly gives into left wing news sites

@@bees6242 I never said that was fair did I? All you've succeeded in doing is showing a tad of your own bias and an assumption that I'm a Lefty. Well done!

sooo agree

He's in intensive care now

Overused comment smh

Haha yes 😂

LETS GOOOOOO

i smell salt

I smell tea

do you smell it in the boston harbor? درع ماس

@@truckmonth4179 yup lol

@@truckmonth4179 😂

Well yeah mate it would do it's a video about the pm

And now he is in hospital dying of cronovirus. Hope he gets through this poor guy.

David Marjason he ain’t dying

@@EyeeyeCaptain I think you miss the point...

David Marjason no no I get the point. I’m just saying that it ain’t over for him, in fact he just got out of intensive care now

Change mate for my dear fellow 😂

Fortnite is dead

@@hellheight8243 nope

@@b_scuit Yep

@@hellheight8243 it should be

Shut up

*led

@@NK73080 No, lead is right led is a light ;/

@@insertrandomusernamhere4209 pretty sure it’s led dude look it up

@@NK73080first thing that comes up is that light but led is past tense so fair enough, honest mistake on my end

Lead, lead & lead

I didn't

Less surprised when you saw trump shooting your fired and expecting that guy to be the potus

He was london mayor and super popular.

He sure gives trump a run for his money in terms of hair!

Me. Won me a fair bit of money. Got incredible odds a year and a half ago.

Same man...

randomm User1237589 posted 9 years ago though

No this was 16 years before he became PM, this aired in 2003

are you saying that boris is the god emperor?

@@stephenrabha2446 borsi yes haha

Sounds good to me.

Why stop at half? Hopefully follows through soon, no weaboo space communists allowed

The New British Empire. Now he is sending 50 divisions to conquer Jupiter

this is 14 years ago

see if you remember the clip of borris in 1998 as a mystery supermarket shopper (on youtube). he just looks the same.

Well, a diet of cigarettes and wine does eventually catch up with you

@@skullmanUK indeed. The trick is knowing when to stop

@@claudiobedale1591 34

Hahah how the tables have turned

Sounds like something straight out of a doctor who episode

@@ssssSTopmotion It was probably written by Chibs, too

You have to be more specific or it's not funny

Better than the alternative. Also it's a comedy show and not a demonstration of ability

@@andybarronjnr ah good one living up to the name I see respek 👌

@@co1onial_fish962 pmsl

awesome , so true

@@co1onial_fish962 typical corbynite. All bark no bite. If you ain't gonna make a argument besides arbitrary insults on the basis of a username. I made for myself... Then why don't you go back to your self felatio

I'm not even British True true, positively Turkish dear fellow

that literally made no sense

@@jairaven8447 sense? Good lord have you heard what that stuff can do to you? Geoffrey's wife left him just for suggesting it.

@@freespirit6717 I know but look at the thumbs

@@weareallbeingwatched4602 fam im british and no one ik ever talks like this

Lol

Shame that he became a globalist puppet.

If he's from Africa why is he white?

@@femalesupremacistoverlord6800 as far as i know, boris isnt african - but u dont have to match the major ethnic groups to be a citizen of a certain country

@@femalesupremacistoverlord6800 have u ever heard of north Africa ?

@@yuzar9584 South*

Stone_Tigris you think?

Enjoy buddy

Well that was a good guess!

Ha ha only had to wait 6 years

Your wish has finally came

Never knew borris turned into richard hammond and crashed the cat

Why does that sound like a plausible scenario lol

Me

Its for bikes, rikshaws and car drivers who think they own the planet.

@@nikhilpatil7218 fortuner and endeavour drivers in a nutshell.

Same here in Peru (South America)...

Nobody cares about India

@@bickdig Thank you for your words of wisdom Lord Hasbulla 🙏🙏

I'm pretty sure that happened on Jeremy's show "Clarkson" and I think there's a best of Clarkson 1999 video on RU-vid with that exact moment in it.

@@curtisbenson2002 You are correct, it happened on "Clarkson" in fact here's the link to it ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-UV2vnZwV0pU.html

No..?

@@communismwithgiggles2515 ^ Thank you! Great username, btw

Just like so many PMs the UK has had.

He was a decent mayor

@Supp D salty remainer spotted lol

I think that statement kind of fits with Trump too, although with him, maybe it is not a thin veneer, but a really thick one lol.

@Supp D Wow you really are salty. He wrote once and you have wrote 10 million replies. Calm down and embrace leaving. If it bothers you, leave Britain! As you said your not British. If your not British and dont live here, why be so salty over it. Now I'm happy that we are leaving so there is no point me having this debate with you because we got our way. Byeeeeeee

Supp D my guy relax

Supp D calm down jesus

track-tor flashbacks

*Russian farmer would like to know your location*

Guy Martin would like a word...

Leclerc has.

Ben Williamson Kind of relevant, he’s about to probably be PM

James Stimpson Are you stupid?

@@Kezpool He's the most likely person to become PM, with the most publically declared in-house votes. What's stupid about pointing that out?

@@J4CK4L7 it's stupid because he wasnt almost about to be PM in 2018, and he was irrelevant in 2018 which is when I wrote irrelevant for

@Caolan McGlinchey see my previous reply 🤣🙄

😂😂😂

Me

Sheriff of Nottingham I’m pretty sure RU-vid’s algorithm goes after the most popular news topics but that’s good for honest opinions

yup

Sheriff of Nottingham who is here after Bojo died of COVID 19

Sir Alex Ferguson shut up

No, David Cameron also starred in an episode when he was just a MP (and not PM)

@@giacomorubenmartini7286 As an activist who invaded the track to drive a biofuel-powered car I believe.

FrontSideBus Cameron also appeared briefly at the start of the India special

@@jasonbrown6379 I don't know, was Keanu Reeves ever on? That guy gonna be the president of the world

FrontSideBus how do you know clarkson himself isnt going to be prime minister?

*Pre-teapot

@@ze_rubenator pre beer

before he was prime minister!

Yea that's true its before he had PM seat so he wasn't PM when he shouted it.

*He is..?*

@@take-the-money-2interactiv371 no he’s not

@@take-the-money-2interactiv371 Whooooooooooooosh

@@popeyboy5108 No u 🔀

We'll be here after the 10th lockdown..

Cant blame Boris if people paid attention we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place

@@renoverrin9624 Yeah I can, because he's responsible.

@@archvaldor how is he responsible for idiots break lock down rules?

@@renoverrin9624 hes not, but he is responsible for ignoring science and introducing half measures and only changing them when it's too late

Milsy 502 Clarkson would make a brilliant pm tbh

Imagine Clarkson as PM. Much smarter than Boris.

What Boris Major of London at that time? Or what?

Yuvraj Singh it’s sad about his family but I ain’t prayin for him lmao

@@yaboyMAP Knobhead

GDP literally no one asked you wanker

@@yaboyMAP Yeah but you're a fucking twat. Imagine wishing death on someone because of their politics.

@@d283jdsk2 nice strawman you're beating there

Yeah 😂

I wish RU-vid listen to me and suggest something decent.

Banes Bro Crazy that it would recommend a video featuring someone who's been in recent news/is fairly relevant.. But yeah keep thinking your electronics are listening to you pal, I once spoke about something illegal in front of my microwave and before I knew it an armed SWAT team had kicked my front door in😅

That adrenochrome

Still a cock

67

@@187-t1r 674

Dimzy’s Zoot 1 fiddy 'k

11yrs lmao

@@187-t1r Add a K you can hold some corn1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣k

it's cringe af

Well bexit happened because of him that was very good and covid was very difficult so you can’t have a go at him

@@detachedduck6022 I can absolutely have a go at him because he began to remove the human rights act, let people like Patel and Williamson stay in cabinet for as long as they did despite their issues and I never liked brexit because it was economically and politically a bad idea

@@thomassherwood5061 that’s just incorrect brexit was an amazing money saver for the government and I do get what you mean when you say that they shouldn’t have stayed in cabinet

@@detachedduck6022 we get so much stuff from Europe to the point that we shouldn't have left because it would be too expensive. In return for membership fees we got access to the largest single market in the world. Once we left, we then had to deal with the complex beauracracy that hampered our exports, hence the long truck queus at ports plus the giant loss in the workforce as we kicked European workers out of the country. As for the Cabinet, there were many people who should have been fired. Patel should've been fired for breaking the Ministerial Code and for condemning the RNLI whilst Williamson was only fired a year after he scrued over exams twice in a row during the pandemic.

BrickMaster impossible to get a speeding ticket for 2 miles over: the rule is 10% + 2 so 20mph limit would mean 10% of 20 = 2 + 2 would be 24mph so you would be 2mph under the the actual limit. Not to mention that in the UK there is no enforceable limit of 20mph the limit would have to be at least 30 from a legal point of view so the ticket wouldn’t make its through a court.

@@AdamGoody i thibk it may have been sarcasm

Two most orriblist cunts on telly... ever!

@@tarlokmann3981 Why are you here then?😂😂

Replace Boris with Farage and then you have the accurate answer 👌🏼

@@gh__ Farage is only good on brexit.

@@tarlokmann3981 ha ha!

Back in 2008 I think mate.

@@Brandon_B2000 more like 2004

@@callumcc8897 think he was on the show in 2003 aswell idk🤷‍♂️

2008, my step dad was in the audience somewhere

This was 2003

he was asked why he drives cycle with one hand, he replied its discriminatory for people with one hand

What politician tells the truth (not Lizzie trust)

nah i don’t support him but this is class

No I don't. 😎

Course he does / did .

My uncle works for DVLA, stop fibbing or I'll have you disqualified from driving

Bet

I hope so

My dad is gay, so shut up or he’ll bum you

17 years, actually. This episode is from 2003!

@@bigwhiteyeti people still don't seem to understand upload date vs original air date for some reason...

yeah he brushes his hair with a balloon.

he found the pies though