On a warm late night restless summer evening, in a internet live chat going nowhere
I met up wth gambler Bossman jack, we were both too high on drugs to sleep
I could see him but he couldn't see me, didn't matter because gambling was on the platter
And once I paid for another spin, poke and reveal he began to speak
He said, listen motherfucker, I've made a life out of getting high while still living at home
and gambling away whatever I have won
And I can tell you want to learn from the best
So for another powerchat I can give you some advice
So I donated my last fifty and he took another spin
as he yelled at his parents and inhaled another puff of crack
And as he lost it all and the night got deathly quiet as his face turned from rage to exhaustion
he said, motherfucker if you are going to internet gamble while high on crack , you got to be willing to stay up all night for the right
You got to never hold em , never fold them
Go all in every time and pray for another powerchat
You never confront your angry parents pounding on your bedroom door as you gamble away their pension check that you stole
they'll be plenty of time to assault them when the night is done
every internet gambler drug addict knows the secret to survival
is to never walk away
because the next spin may be a winner even if you are a loser
And as bossman jack finished speaking another powerchat rolled in
and he turned back to the game with drool covered grin
and lost again
You got to never hold em , never fold them
Go all in everytime and pray for another powerchat
You never confront your angry parents pounding on your bedroom door as you gamble away their pension check that you stole
they'll be plenty of time to assault them when the night is done
23 сен 2024
