You ever met a Syrian that you tried to date
but you had to wait for a specific date to fly to kuwait
Let me tell you the situation
I was talking to this Arab man from another nation
We began to chat in a fetish forum
He had black hair and perfect decorum
Sent me a dick pic to show he was legit
I asked him his name and he said King Salah
And he wanted to treat me like a dog
Asked me what I thought of pee and poo
and I said I only like if it comes from you
So I asked him he had a wifey and he acted kind of strange and rude to me
As he said no I only have a fat bald canadian friend named foodie beauty
Salah I want your pee and poo
but you say foodie beauty is just a friend
Oh Salah I need your poo and pee
but you say foodie beauty is just a friend oh baby
I need your pee and poo
but you say foodie beauty is just a friend
but you say foodie beauty is just a friend
So i take Salahs word for it at the time
I thought just having a girl whose a friend can't be a muslim crime
And she had other friends like Peetz, bibi and Nadar
So we started chatting and role playing
I was the poo to his pee
I couldn't wait to fly to kuwait city
The big day came and went
from the airport to the apartment we went
He told me he ate an arab feast the night before
and he couldn't hold it in much more
As he dropped his pants a fat bald woman stormed through the door
She exclaimed who are you?
And I did the same
turns out the fat bald Canadian was more than just a friend
Salah I want your pee and poo
but you say foodie beauty is just a friend
Oh Salah I need your poo and pee
but you say foodie beauty is just a friend oh baby
I need your pee and poo
but you say foodie beauty is just a friend
but you say foodie beauty is just a friend
23 сен 2024
