boyfriend ASMR is so bad i had to go to roblox church 

which boyfriend would you want as your own?🤍🥺personally i'm gonna go with boyfriend #2! he protects me with his staff. even though he considers me to be garbage🎀

comfort tag being in “athlete boyfriend calling u FAT” is CRAZY.

NO NOT SLAY 💀 girl the way a tear literally fell from your face at 11:29 😭😭😭

2:15 the editing >>>>>>

ZAMNN I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS VIDEO FROM ALANA BUT SHE IS SO REAL FOR THIS YASS PRINCESS 💯🗣️

The genuine tweaking while watching is so real💀💀

6:42 VIOLATED ON ANOTHER LEVELLLL

NO NOT SLAY ily Alana ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

I hate that I want you to react to more of these because they make me laugh so hard and your reactions are gold❤😂

BRO UR SO FUNNY UOU HAVE TO MAKE A PART 2 I LOVE UR VIDEOS IT BEING ME AND MY SISTER SO MUCH JOY🎀🎀✨✨👑👑👑💗💗💗💗

NO NOT SLAY🖤💔⛓️😔 LOVE YOU ALANA YOU ROCKKK

Alana I spent all day studying for a genetics exam I have tomorrow and watched this video as a break and it absolutely made my day 🤣

Ok but why was Alana vibing with the last audio???? 🤭 And this kids is why we don’t play on the internet. No. Not slay.

ignoring your worried boyfriend?? slay!!!🤩🤩

EEEE! i get so excited when you post!!! 🎀

Not BOTH OF US EATING WHILE WATCHING THIS. also, my cat does NOT approve of the random loud noises this dude makes

"did he set me on fire? like i'll burn the fat off"LMAOO💀💀

HELP BYE IMAGINE SOME GUY WHO SOUNDS LIKE A MOTORCYCLE ENGINE TELLS YOU YOUR OVERWEIGHT AND YOU FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE……WHAT😭😭

your brother immediately walking out had me ROLLING 😭

“ignoring ur worried bf SLAY” 😭😭😭 im not okay also NO NOT SLAY

No one has experienced true trauma until you’ve heard bf asmr Ur a real one fr Alana

THE HOVERING THIGH I'M ACTUALLY CRYING SAVE ME

HELP I GOT A PRAYING AD FOR THIS VIDEO AND I KNOW IM GONNA NEED IT AFTER THIS VIDEO😭😭🙏

“ ignoring your worried bf, SLAY!😒”HELPPPP LIEK WHAT 8:44

No cause why does the first one sound like that email you got from that one modeling agency💀💀

8:10 BYEE THE PASSIVE AGRESSIVENESS LIKE IT'S A REAL INTERACTION 😭

I LITERALLY CANNOT WHEN YOUR BROTHER CAME IN YOUR ROOM AND IMMEDIATELY LEFT THAT’S CRAZYYYY 😭😭

9:19 HELPPPP NOT HIM CUTTING U OFF I CANT

'did...did you get lost- on your way to the DUMPSTER? 🔥' the way he really thought he ate with that line 💀💀

6:37 Alana admiring her jawline is literally me any time I see a picture of myself 💀

"NO NOT SLAY" BUT STILL I LAUGHED SO HARD IM CRYING I NEVER THOUGHT BOYFRIEND ASMR WENT THAT FAR TO A ROTATING COSTCO THIGH HOVERING ABOVE YOU HELP 😭😭

7:55 SHE KNOWS SHE’S PRETTY LIKE DUHH 😭

"this is just encouraging to eat more food" SHES SO REAL FOR THAT 😭🙏

8:47 NO NOT SLAY NO NOT SLAY😠🙅‍♀️ Alana is such a mood fr😂❤

“Woah- you just fainted-? What how possible can even happen that??” “This has nothing to do with the fact that I called you a pig right-?” 😮

The way she was actually starting to get annoyed with the last guy

your brother walking in and immediately leaving is sending me😭 your so brave for this thank you princess

5:13 THIS IS SENDING ME

The way she started beefing with them at the end was so real

BYEE HER USING A PIC OF GOJO AND CALLING HIM JACK FROST IS CRAZYYY

1:55 ALANA NOT THE MINECRAFT ZOMBIE IM DEAD

1:46 ALANA TRYING HER HARDEST NOT TO STOP THE VIDEO 😭

HER BROTHER DIDNT EVEN STICK AROUND HE JUST SAW THE SCREEN AND WENT ‘nope’

4:23 the way "ill burn the fat off" GIRLL

you guys are CRIMINAL for asking for bf asmr 💀💀💀

the switch up in the caption being like “boyfriend calls you FAT. comfort!” is so funny to me

4:41 “what how possible can even happen that?!” 😭💀

10:36 THE NUMEROUS REDACTED DIALOGUE PLSSSS IMAGINE WHAT HE SAID OML ITS NOT FUNNY

11:21 ALANA YOU CANT BE DOING THIS IM DYING RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭

alana trying so hard to not punch a hole in the wall 8:35

1:33 No one: Alana: “hh-iS hE pLaYiNg BaSkEtBaLL??” 🥺

ALANA SOMETHING ABOUT THE MAKEUP AND HAIR IS HITTING DIFFERENT HERE UR GLOWING LITERALLY SO BEAUTIFUL JSHFJKAS

I feel like I’m 1 of the Only guys That watches Alana but she So Funny 😭😭 Homegirl b having me Cracking up Bruh

IM DEAD THE ENDING GOT ME SOOOOO BAD LIKE THE FACT ALANA WAS JUST FIGHTING WITH THE GUY AND WHEN THE REDACTED PART PULLED UP BRO-😭😭💀

10:00 literally your like so besties SLAYYYY

2:58 ok thanos😭😭✋💀 we literally love you princess 👑

4:55 its fr giving "Sounds like an aunt julia problem to me"

HEY PRINCESS Thank you for enduring this level of trauma for our entertainment. Quite literally got an ad for an ✨alpha male✨ product before this video so that's... That's something 🤣😅 SENDING LOVE 💕

5:04 times in life when you are so embarrassed you to disappear

4:48 well thats one way to turn it to be all about you

ALANA IS IN HER CONSISTENT POSTING ERA AND IM HERE FOR IT 🎀✨

NOT HER CALLING GOJO JACK FROST 😭😭😭

THE WAY MY SISTER WALKED IN AT 5:20 and IMMEDIATELY ran out the door 💀 NOO it was NOT SLAY 🤍

1:19 STOP STOP STOP STOP, IS THAT EUNHYEOK FROM OPERATION TRUE LOVE?! NOOO HE DOESN’T DESERVE THAT HELP

Alana back at it again torturing herself for our entertainment 😍😍

4:13 THE HAYS HELPP😊

certain bfs asmr showed up on my feed after I watched danny and drew's video, and some of them are self-aware and funny, "Boyfriend is driving and suddenly gets in a car crash and dies instantly" etc.

The worst people to have a panic attack around are dads. The "What's wrong *WITH YOU?*" the moment you show any sort of emotion is classic dad move.

to go to sleep i like to listen to my boyfriend yell at me and demean me and insult me 🥰🥰🥰its so relaxing ❤

I PHYSICALLY COULD NOTT LISTEN TO THIS WITHOUT BAWLLING IN LAUGHTER AND I KEPT TRYING TOO HOLD IT IN BUT I COULDENT (Everyone at my house was asleep)

8:27 GIRL THATS GOJO😭

2:50 maybe you should drink some water cause your voice sounds gravelly

11:04 ICOMIC TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE. This singing was ✨ awesome. And the mashup btwn u and Tay Tay was immaculate

His voice sounds like a tiktoker guy singer voice😭😭

NO. NOT SLAY I'm wheezing🤣🤣

7:31 - "it's, it's literally a funeral--" 🤣

STOP NOT YOU TRAUMATIZING ELIJAH??? WE **NEED** A UPDATE ON HOW HES DOING FROM THIS

Alana is the best friend we all need

"did he set me on fire? like ILL BURN THE FAT OFF" IM DEAD

11:27 THE TEAR 💧I CANT 😭

NOT THE COSTCO FREAKING ROTISSERIE CHICKEN HELPPP 💀💀💀

“now he's calling me sweetheart because I eat a lot of sugar??” queen i’m actually DEAD

Alana sacrificing her well being for us🙏😭

NO NOT SLAY 10:41

NO. NOT SLAY boy was CRAZY. "I need to cool off." you're jack frost? aren't you cold enough? ALSO SLAY ALANA YOURE SO PRETTY

5:00 woaahhh ur hair is glowing in all the right ways it looks amazing

IM LOVING CONSISTENT ALANA 😍

uhm alana why don't you have the taylor's version for 1989......

not me getting the prayer app ad before this 🥲

NO NOT SLAY (I’m cackling so much rn Alana, you’re so funny I can’t breathe😭)

"You're on your own kid , you always have been "🤣✨

Alana I’m still waiting for part 2 of that imvu video please it’s been a year

From telling us to stop being lazy To boyfriend asmr I love ittt❤❤

the Eunhyeok photo as a thumbnail for ‘bf calls u fat’ is wild😭😭

ALANA ON BF ASMR!? IT’S WHAT WE ALL NEEDED !!!🎀🎀 *i’m only a couple minutes in and I’m traumatized already* ❤

NO NOT SLAY- Alana I found ur yt channel a couple days ago and I LOVE ur videos so much, thanks for making me laugh you’re the best! ❤

as a gf asmrtist myself gf and bf asmr falls into different kind of categories 1. entertainment and pure vibes 2. sleep aids or comforts, 3. triggers like normal asmr 4 production sort of like a movie with the sound design 5 horror etc. its honestly just fun to do but you def gotta be careful cause you can find yourself in the either cringe category or super humanly messed up sections that can be toxic

9:23 BAHAHAHAG I LAUGHED SO DAMN LOUD MY MOM ASKED ME WHO IM TEXTING WITH😭👍🎀

NO NOT SLAY. Also, Alana, please do more episode videos. Your episode playlist has been all I’ve been watching for the past week they're hysterical.

NO NOT SLAY