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Alana Lintao
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Alana Lintao
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pulling an all nighter to fix my life!
12:37
21 день назад
tiktoks i wish i NEVER watched.
9:10
2 месяца назад
we need to talk....(Q&A)
14:49
2 месяца назад
PRODUCTIVE & CHAOTIC WEEK IN MY LIFE.
14:02
2 месяца назад
doing a random act of kindness EVERY hour
12:10
6 месяцев назад
what's on my iphone as a grown 19 year old
12:18
6 месяцев назад
i edited myself into bad movies...
8:24
6 месяцев назад
Model Camp Is NOT For The Weak...
10:55
7 месяцев назад
princess castle tour (no its just my room)
12:24
8 месяцев назад
12 year olds on roblox are LOSING IT.
11:14
8 месяцев назад
spoiled rich kids on tiktok MUST be stopped.
10:42
8 месяцев назад
i edited myself into cringe tv scenes....
7:31
9 месяцев назад
ranking my WORST interactions with men (HELPPP)
9:29
10 месяцев назад
Комментарии
@user-yu4qk9qf9j
@user-yu4qk9qf9j 3 минуты назад
Last one is giving 4th wing
@Nightbloom101
@Nightbloom101 4 минуты назад
Will Smith as- THE ROCK The rock as- TyLeN0L Zendaya as- The Princess Zendaya as- EVeRy FeMAle cHarAcTer
@space00055
@space00055 5 минут назад
“I was born at a really young age“ -
@chwona
@chwona 7 минут назад
you can do all this while drunk or high some ppl just have no imagination 😔🤞
@rainbow.4976
@rainbow.4976 26 минут назад
bro my music taste is so wild 😭 all the way from Starset (a fucking ROCK band) to Cavetown?? how did this happen
@annareddae5124
@annareddae5124 34 минуты назад
Why is this me😭
@hamzakhlif3765
@hamzakhlif3765 42 минуты назад
The way you only speak facts ❤
@Thisvelvetglove
@Thisvelvetglove 45 минут назад
Me fr
@OrwellianDystopia1984
@OrwellianDystopia1984 46 минут назад
Some people are forced to have jobs and can't just live on easy mood. You are a spoiled brat who is good for ONE THING.
@caribbeankpoplover
@caribbeankpoplover 49 минут назад
😂😂😂
@martharitapizza
@martharitapizza 49 минут назад
the thing about boys not letting your height go is so relatable! i’m 13 and 5’9 and literally every guy i’ve ever even had a conversation with makes me feel like taylor swift in the antihero music video. that is genuinely the best way i can phrase it i am not a poet
@sleepygrle6738
@sleepygrle6738 50 минут назад
I dress vintage/cottagecore. People have said more than once I remind them of an American girl doll. When friends get in my car for the first time they’re always shocked bc I listen to hard rock lol
@Schizniit
@Schizniit 51 минуту назад
Me listening to pop music at work
@natet5959
@natet5959 52 минуты назад
i will do everything with you alana!!!
@martharitapizza
@martharitapizza 54 минуты назад
i’m subbed because i think you seem like such a genuine, funny, sweet person who i’d want to be friends with and i also love your lifestyle and your actual style like i aspire to be you not in a creepy way. and i love watching your vlogs even if you don’t think you’re doing something that interesting i promise you i and im sure a lot of your other fans would still love to watch it sm because you’re just entertaining and nice as a person
@vIx_b0nEz
@vIx_b0nEz Час назад
average Korn enjoyer
@natee5104
@natee5104 Час назад
Lmao its laughable that theres women and men that act like this like ur whole life revols around men and women like u have no personality 🤣
@candyknifes9928
@candyknifes9928 Час назад
Okay but like that is literally the only way. What else can you recommend anyways?
@dimimegesis
@dimimegesis Час назад
:(
@twocents7509
@twocents7509 Час назад
I have a nephew that has expensive stuff like a go-kart and an oculus. Someone made a comment like “must be nice to have parents with enough money to buy things.” His response was, “they didn’t buy me this, I bought it with my allowance!” I laughed and said “buddy, only rich kids get allowances.” Then I noticed he seemed a little shut down, so I told him “it’s good that you were able to save up and work for it in some way though.” Although after that his own parents started talking about how dirt poor they were growing up and how doing chores just meant not getting yelled at by your parents, rather than getting any money.
@Moonstar79
@Moonstar79 Час назад
jokes on you my favorite artists will NEVER get popular 🥲
@Moonstar79
@Moonstar79 Час назад
My sister bought a Sabrina Carpenter record two years ago and went to her concert in AL for $30. The pre-Espresso era was a wild one
@isaquermed
@isaquermed Час назад
im latina and my name is isadora, so my grandma came up with a nickname for me, AND ITS DORITA!!!
@rowan404
@rowan404 Час назад
I have an online friend like this. One time, I tried to talk about the weather with him, and it led to him revealing that he was technically Ukrainian until the age of 12 and then Crimea got annexed by Russia. He only brought it up because I asked him why my weather app listed his location under Ukraine despite him being Russian. This was, like, two years into our friendship. Another time, last October, he said he was tired, and when I asked him why, he said he had spent half the day filling a concrete fence alone. When I expressed my confusion, he clarified that he usually had his uncle to help him. I was like, “Since when have you been pouring concrete?!” He was like, “Since the summer.” I was like, “Why didn’t you tell me?!” And, just like in the video, he was like, “You never asked.” My mom said that, someday, he could be in America and I wouldn’t know, and I’m starting to believe it.
@burninglust
@burninglust Час назад
People assume i listen to taylor even though i literally have a shit ton of band shirts from rock bands like AC/DC, The rolling stones, nirvana, and Queen. Im hoping to get more band shirts though 🙏🙏🙏
@onedaystatus
@onedaystatus Час назад
This is how I've lived my life, those people can't understand fun without the high haha. Invite me to side quest!!!
@sephalopod
@sephalopod Час назад
It's the same way with my parents. I think it is all Gen x parents are that way.
@coopersepulveda9872
@coopersepulveda9872 Час назад
Do its absolutely insane how pretty this girl is man. I wish she went to my high school or lived in my town, divinely feminine woman with suuuuuper pretty faces like this is my type type. Always when I was like in 1st or 2nd grade Freak on a leash by Slipknot was my favorite song ever
@AbigailSGoff
@AbigailSGoff Час назад
Omg she has IBS too 💀💀💀
@Crazyeditz12354
@Crazyeditz12354 Час назад
Fr
@igotdatdoginme
@igotdatdoginme 2 часа назад
IT WAS A G I JANE JOKE LMAO
@randomguyontheinternet7940
@randomguyontheinternet7940 2 часа назад
The cons ARE the pros
@Soulsistaz12
@Soulsistaz12 2 часа назад
Can I sign up I’m smart and do ballet❤
@Miss_Eona
@Miss_Eona 2 часа назад
WHATS THE NAME OF THE WEBSITE
@MrGriff305
@MrGriff305 2 часа назад
She just has to smile and say anything
@musicloverepeat
@musicloverepeat 2 часа назад
Wait, do Gen z not refer to their friends as boyfriend girlfriend? That's probably Gen x run off into my millennial ass lol
@brewsterbrandon9554
@brewsterbrandon9554 2 часа назад
This is my friend lockton. Always saying bro let’s just go to Cali. Like his parents don’t pay for everything he has 😂 he doesn’t even have money to go to Cali and his parents won’t pay for it.
@KpopStan-it5mp
@KpopStan-it5mp 2 часа назад
Or the “Ok.”😂😂😂
@Wish-u-Was-Me
@Wish-u-Was-Me 2 часа назад
The one that is ” 🟥🟥🟥🟥🧴” says “oral 🐭💓🧴” 💀😭😭😭
@enolaxd4796
@enolaxd4796 2 часа назад
This is me fr 😭
@jerryvenecek-y6k
@jerryvenecek-y6k 2 часа назад
The met gala is always a mess😭😭😭
@user-uu6wh5dq8g
@user-uu6wh5dq8g 2 часа назад
this is me because bro im bipolar with my music taste and style
@tw8464
@tw8464 2 часа назад
Lol it's all "Alana" 😂
@callazandra
@callazandra 2 часа назад
WHY IS THIS ME TO A T 😭
@lorelai7703
@lorelai7703 2 часа назад
Heyyyyy PRINCESS 🦩👑
@igotdatdoginme
@igotdatdoginme 2 часа назад
now i get to wear that shirt
@MiaRodriguez-gb9fw
@MiaRodriguez-gb9fw 2 часа назад
I hope dis happens with Givion! Such an underrated r&b singer 😭 Dis also happend with Enhypen (kpop group) THERE SO GOOD!!!
@larawolfson6322
@larawolfson6322 3 часа назад
This is actually perfect lmao
@hi.its.sarah.
@hi.its.sarah. 3 часа назад
It’s giving obx
@itschloebaby
@itschloebaby 3 часа назад
I'm sorry I know I talk like this, but the thing is I used to be the person no one ever noticed or talked to, seriously you have to teach yourself how to have "good chat" the ones who get the attention have learned how to communicate better than you, that's literally all it is, I've been with real models before (people have believed they're out my league) but seriously just teach yourself and don't be shy or nervous to talk to anyone, everyone is insecure, it's all in the way you approach people