BRAND NEW GAME MODE!! | UNO 

Bob: "I'm sorry is Aphrodite the goddess of being a psychopath?!" People who know greek mythology: "....well....."

Mark: "I dont get naked for anybody." Me: **remembers all of unus annus**

Past Markiplier - "I don't get naked for nobody" Current Markiplier - "I only get naked for charity"

Wade: "You just screwed all three of us in one play!" Well, Aphordite *is* the Goddess of *Love* after all...

Mark: *Makes fun of Lixian’s Portuguese* Lixian: “So you have chosen death”

Mark: "This is not a cult" Also Mark: "Don't click it yet. You're not allowed. If you do, the punishment will be severe"

"Isn't Aphrodite the goddess of being a psychopath?" Well... in a way, yes, but I think Hera deserves that title more.

29:44 Aphropdite screwing everyone but Hephaestos is accurate.

Ok, now you HAVE to bring Lixian to play a game with the boys. Poor man needs to be able to fight back in real time.

“Athena is the protector of something. Cause she has like, a shield” *Well yes but actually no*

This gamemode in a nutshell “If everyone’s overpowered, no one will be”

Wade: Hephaestus kinda looks like me Hephaestus: gets thrown off a cliff as a child for being to ugly

This video be like: Whoever wins, Lixian loses.

I love how lixian is 'ᵗʰⁱˢ' close to committing war crimes😭

Mark: "I don't get naked for anybody" Also mark: I now have an onlyfans

You know what i want, is a game mode on Uno just called "Absolute chaos mode" in which all the weird cards and mechanics from EVERY game mode are mashup up together into one abomination of a game mode and there is constant chaotic choir music with the background being just hellfire and things flying in the distance. It'd be so dumb and so awful and so amazing!

38:16 "We should all gang up on Odysseus now" isn't that just The Odyssey

I like that mark turns into a demon when promoting distractible

Mark: "I don't get naked for anybody. '' Me: *[REDACTED] strip poker flashbacks*

Game: has tidbits to help you understand what everything does Mark: "what's going on?! Why is this happening?!"

Mark doing a "Portuguese" accent gives me great memories of Ethan trying to do literally any accent lol

The best thing about this is mark saying "fourno" in italian "forno" means "oven" so.. *I am a man who own five ovens*

Bob: “I’m sorry, is Aphrodite the goddes of being a psychopath?” Me: Well yes but actually yes

Mark: "Say it in the accent" Lixian: "I HATE ALL OF YOU" Mark, Bob, and Wade: *laughs* "Here we go!"

Mark's "hey guys its lord minion here" sounds like hes been smoking and is addicted to ketamine

mark: "i cant do math" me: ah... thats why he dropped out of the engineer thing

I love how the " sealed god " cards go from a crowned lady , a chicken, a statue lady and The Iron Giant's grandpa to a warrior, an angry warrior, a lady and Wade but with a bigger beard

Wade: that Hephaistos guy looks like me Hephaistos: *got kicked off of olympus as a baby for being ugly* Wade is doing it to himself and doesn't even know it

Their Portuguese accent sounds like Ethan's Austrian accent.

“I’m gonna talk for 12 minutes before the video starts” realist thing I have heard in any of marks videos. Well said

Mark: "I don't get naked for nobody" Me:*has flashbacks to about half of the videos from [REDACTED]*

Family at Uno: *Destroyed!* Markiplier's Homies at Uno : *Existantial laughter and insanity*

Mark’s version of a “Portuguese” accent sounds more like the stereotypical accent of someone who wears lederhosen XD

I love how despite the filter, when Lixian yells "I hate all of you" you can totally still here the accent

I love how Bob calls Lixian “editor” at the beginning knowing full well it’s him

“I’m gonna talk for 12 minutes before this video starts” Yeah that’s about right

You can see Mark thinking "oh shit I hope this doesn't actually offend Lixian" when Bob and Wade get on the teasing train

Mark: I don't get naked for nobody. Me: Wait... Didn't you sell a nude calendar a few years back? Also... *Ahem* Unus Annus...

I have watched these videos 100 times over. I think I could quote them word for word by now. They have brought me comfort in the most awful times of my life as well as when I was just simply having a bad day. These men just making jokes and fooling around had no idea how much light they would bring into my dim world they had no clue that I would be here on this account almost everyday looking for a well needed laugh. Thank you Mark, Bob, and Wade for enjoying this game and recording it while playing together. Thank you for providing the world with your light and comedy I wish you all the absolute best life and I wish that you make bask in the glow of joy you give. I know you may never see this comment but I hope you all know how much joy you bring to the world.

Lixian: i hate all of you Giggleplier has joined the chat

“We have a new podcast called Distractible” Oh sick *Goes to description, clicks link, gets it cued up and then goes back to video* “But don’t click it now” Shit

Wade: This hand got *soiled* Mark and I at the same time: SOILED IT!! Me: *amazed* 🤣🤣

Mark: “There’s the podcast in the description, dont click it ye-” Me: *pauses video* *click*

“You chose poorly” Top ten anime betrayals

People who read Percy Jackson as kids laughing quietly like "Yes, yes, greek gods! It's relevant again!"

When Mark did the “WhY dId YoU dO tHiS tO mE?” with the hand, I thought back to Ethan’s chef’s kiss.

Bob's "I knew that would happen and I did it on purpose" got to me lol

This combo brings joy into my soul

Well, Bob getting Hephaustus is fitting since he's one of the smartest in their group, Mark getting Ares is VERY fitting, and Wade getting Aphrodite...I dunno about that...

31:06 Mark: “My odd cards! No!” The 3 and 5 in his hand: 😢

Jesus I was looking away to take a sip for three seconds and at the end when Mark said DID YOU FORGET? I got so scared I dropped my cup and spilled my drink

It took so long to get into the game, and It was glorious. Wouldn't have It any other way.

Me: "If you stack two slices of pizza on top of one another, you'll still have two pizzas. But if you stack two pieces of lasagna on top of each other, it's just one piece of lasagna." The mailman: 11:41.

31:42 screaming at mark for not stacking the plus fours! He coulda done so good with that!

36:30 THE SWEEP, THE SWEEP, THE SWEEP UNDER THE RUG *_WOOOOOO_*

If you look at their face icon it tells a story: Bob: "Fuck the police!" Wade: "Is that the police!?" Mark: "Hi! I'm the police."

What I've learned from the Distractible Podcast: Wade has an army of stank clown assassins which he will airdrop on us. In the future, humans will be turned into organ growing sacks. The new merch is gonna be a big block with busts of Mark, Bob and Wade, and carvings of their junk jutting out of the blocks themselves. Palpatine shooting out hair from his finger tips as he shouts "Unlimited HAIR!!" is genuinely the best thing since Baby Yoda.

This game mode should be its own stand-alone game. It's an interesting concept. But, here's a problem. How can anyone end up with one card? (And not lose the chance to win afterward.) Plus, Hephaistos can win easily with a one-color hand. Ares can too if he is low enough. Athena can with low enough cards and an odd number card. Aphrodite can with low enough cards and an action card. How in the world can anybody lose with the right strategy?

I need more Uno guys! The banter is phenomenal!

Mark actually interacts with Lixian like he's just some little 2D dude constantly floating around him

I could honestly spend an entire day just listening to Mark try to explain mythology based off what he could figure out from God of War and Hades.

Mark: I don’t get naked for nobody Also Mark: I will make an only fans to promote Distractible.

They did a pretty solid impression of each other

Why is no one talking about how not only accurate Bob's Mark intro was but also how close to voice changer was to Mark's actual voice?

The fact that Mark's god is Ares, the God of War, is so hilarious, that it is almost like, him being shown his real self. Markiplier, God of War.

31:42 - me, screaming at the video that Mark could have safely stacked the +4’s and not been challenged 😭

That throwback of Mark reading the "No Smoking" sign was unexpected and hilarious.

Markiplier and the Crew: Play Uno Wade: *My time has come*

Mark "almost an engineer" Fischbach: "I can't do math wdym"

33:00 “I don’t get naked for nobody” - markiplier. Let’s see how well that worked out for you

Lixian's annoyed face at 2:18 was priceless

"The punishment will be... severe." Don't you threaten me with a good time, Markiplier.

When you've already listened to every episode of distractible but Mark tells you to go and watch it so your stuck in a continuous loop of listening to the same episodes of ferrets having axe body, and growing new organs

30:32 i loved it when markiplier said "it's athenaing time" and athena'd all over everyone

Athena goddess of wisdom, Aries God of war, Aphrodite goddess of love, Hephaestus God of blacksmiths.

The Gods: Aphrodite: the goddess of love and beauty. She had 3 major “versions” or aspects Aphrodite Aria (Warlike), Aphrodite Uranus (Otherworldly) and Aphrodite Pandemos (By the people) Uranus and Pandemos is the ones you see in the myths, is she helping other people? It’s Uranus. Is she being petty? Pandemos Haephestus: Aphrodite’s Husband, god of Volcanoes and Smithery The most major myth there is about him is when his mother, Hera, yeets him off Mount Olympus as a baby and his father, Zeus, “gives” him Aphrodite as wife to make up for it Ares: God of War Probably the most hated of the Olympians, unless you’re Sparta. Generally from our understanding Ares is the “bad” parts of war, the death, the ransacking etc. Athena: Goddess of Wisdom, War and Arts Athena embodies the noble parts of war (Unless you’re Sparta) for an example Strategy and Logistics. Whereas Ares is the dude who brings all the chaos Athena is the one who brings all the stability Typhon (the curse of Typhon in this game): is a primordial being of chaos, His life mission is destroying the Olympians which is why he’s currently locked away under one of the active super volcanoes in Greece and is the reason why it’s active. He’s also the father of most of the monster’s in Greek Mythology Fenyx isn’t a Greek Mythology being but she does seem to be based on a mix of Odysseus, Perseus and Heracles (Hercules but the Greek version because Hercules is actually Latin and there’s notable differences, like Heracles being an absolute shit faced dick in the beginning)

Bob’s intro as Mark at 0:19 was so disturbingly accurate

Wade: we've all got these great gods and Mark has a rooster Ares, the god of war: am I a joke to you?

I've watches all of these videos like 5 times but they keep popping into my recommended and I can't resist...

"[Athena] is the most broken god in the game." -a Hephaestus main, maybe.

All the guys calling Hephaestus broken Hephaestus, a cripple: º.º

I’d like to ask, does anyone else miss Wade’s misfortunes with Barbara?

Fourno? Isn’t it actually Quattro? Like the odds of it fitting so well, but you said Fourno...

And that's how, Mark stole everyones intros. . .and made it better.

Man can’t you admire how Lixian is just menacingly standing there.

Everyone: Mark please don't turn into an eldritch abomination Mark: 30:03

Before they became gods, their pictures were the sacrifices necessary to call the gods. In Mark's case, a rooster.

“Everyone’s doing cool stuff except for bob” *My entire life in a nutshell*

Ares: God of War; apparently hot enough to get Aphrodite to sleep with him; anger issues Aphrodite; goddess of love, sex, and beauty. Born out of sea foam, and drifted to shore; became a goddess; was married off to Hephaestus; very unhappy with her marriage, ended up cheating with Ares. Athena: goddess of wisdom & crafts & strategy. She is the protector and guide of Odysseus in the odyssey & the guide of Perseus. Born out of Zeus’s head in full armor with a spear, already an adult b/c reasons. Hephaestus: God of fire & blacksmithing. Born to Hera (Zeus’s wife and sister; don’t ask) after she got pissed about Zeus giving birth to Athena. Tossed from Olympus as a baby b/c he was too ugly; has a limp; was found and raised by someone else. So talented that Zeus (King of the Gods) offered to marry Aphrodite off to him. Caught his wife cheating with Ares, and trapped them in a net that was impossible to escape.

Whenever it zooms in on Marks face and you can see the lighting in his eyes it makes it even more creepy.

I declare Mark the MVP of this video cuz not only did he win, he won with a God that's not Hepaistos

Anyone: *talks about Greek mythology* Rick Riordan fans: Who has summoned us?

Since mark and the lads were curious; •Ares is the god of war; particularly the brutal and gruesome cruelties of war. •Athene is the goddess of war- specifically the planning and strategy side of it- as well as wisdom and handicraft. •Hephaistos is married to Aphrodite. He is the god of fire, and is also the blacksmith of the gods; he created Zeus’ lightning bolts •Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty, passion, pleasure, love, and procreation.

44:24 RETURN TO SENDER, WADE

30:03 I’m laughing too much at this

Why do I feel personally threatened every time Mark promotes distractible like I'm following the podcast and have already listened to both episodes that are currently out I have no reason to fear Mark's wrath

Bob’s version of Mark’s Portuguese accent sounds like Trixie Mattel’s Swedish

8:45 Bob: “What the goddamn!” 🤣

13:00 Wade Actually Did A Perfect Villager Impression LOL!

UNO is not UNO without Barbara being in there and Wade in troubling grief and turmoil.