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i made the title as a joke and then forgot to change it before i streamed so i guess this is my life now
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@Ender_-uu5th 3 года назад

Techno: „I‘m not that old I’m 19“ Also Techno: „I can’t speed bridge for that long I’m old I’m 19“

@kenbenlakhcamp4140 3 года назад

Lol

@jimmy9152 2 года назад

Yes congrats me I am almost “old”

@painstakeranimations9253 2 года назад

As a 19 (almost 20) year old I can confirm that's how it feels to be 19. You get up too fast? Dead. You do something for more than 5 minutes? Dead. You get up from your bed? Back is dead and you're dead too. You tried to walk? Kneecaps dead and so are you.

@sunraen 2 года назад

@@painstakeranimations9253 really?? at 19??

@justryou419 2 года назад

@@sunraen Ye, can relate to my man. I'm 19 and i feel like my life is already pretty much over. Like what else is there to do? I'm senile.

@spikeycactus8684 3 года назад

Squddy grew up to be squid kid to get revenge for techno leaving him to die.

@alliuumduo 3 года назад

Now we know

@crypticfyre9885 3 года назад

but squid kid farmed potatoes before techno did. so either he can predict the future or this claim is false

@ProximaPvP 3 года назад

@@crypticfyre9885 It’s a joke, don’t take it literally.

@8bitredstone 2 года назад

@Ivan Volovnyk r/IFoundTheRedditor

@deandewet1151 2 года назад

@@crypticfyre9885 yeah lel

@vihaanj 5 лет назад

“its summer im going to make moneyyyy” *posts once a week*

@Christian-cm1wz 3 года назад

Laughs in 2020

@envoxity9544 3 года назад

@@Christian-cm1wz wow a comment 7 hours ago... where quarantine has taken us

@hypotekus1710 3 года назад

It has done stuff, lotta stuff

@jandervienlastimozo8744 3 года назад

Y E S

@randomperson5935 3 года назад

This comment ages like fine wine

@mocco1612 3 года назад

techno: plotting to murder someone the person: starts killing him techno: wow i trusted you

@ok-pv7fw 3 года назад

@Jamesbondthe1st 3 года назад

@@ok-pv7fw k

@ok-pv7fw 3 года назад

@@Jamesbondthe1st 🙄

@Jamesbondthe1st 3 года назад

@@ok-pv7fw 🤝

@FluFFyRocK. 5 лет назад

You can't run away from your problems, especially when they have ender pearls. From: when i was 9 i was a hardened criminal -Technoblade 2017

@guildmenu8332 5 лет назад

i remember that vid... he talked about his school getting mad at him for reading right?

@imcrowned2929 3 года назад

@@guildmenu8332 indeed

@maitreyachitnis2933 3 года назад

2018

@FluFFyRocK. 3 года назад

@@maitreyachitnis2933 February 12, 2017

@bnusxd5277 3 года назад

Yes

@alcatrazia Год назад

Techno: "Technoblade never dies", that is factually correct! Me: sobbing uncontrollably

@identitycrisis7141 Год назад

Technoblade never dies. Alex did

@goodlmao2462 Год назад

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

@lemonnboyy Год назад

A man never dies until they are forgoteny

@puhoyzzee4364 Год назад

@@identitycrisis7141 u and I think alike. we are awful

@v1rai405 Год назад

rip techno

@CyberedCake 5 лет назад

Techno: I could SPELL bedwars Me: *looks at stream title* yeah I have a reason to doubt that

@visibletonone.superiortoal2033 5 лет назад

CyberCake Playz he did it as a joke.

@imcrowned2929 3 года назад

@@visibletonone.superiortoal2033 wow epic you're great at making observations r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

@emmalee4987 3 года назад

@@imcrowned2929 so true wth

@muffinicial8738 3 года назад

He said almost doe

@eclipsegaming8375 3 года назад

That made me laugh so freaking hard

@cannonballjenkins2757 3 года назад

Technoblade as a teamate: *Pros:* -99% chance of winning -Can brag about playing with a youtuber *Cons:* -Will be used as a human shield and decoy

@cannonballjenkins2757 3 года назад

@Jorja Severance wdym

@jodymitchell2931 3 года назад

@Jorja Severance thats so acurate wdym. Also no beds or finals

@Arnoldismouldy 3 года назад

I would pay to be techno’s human shield and decoy

@celiachavez3616 3 года назад

@@Arnoldismouldy I would kill 🔪 as well as pay 💰 *for legal reasons that was a joke*

@hardeepkaursachdeva4412 3 года назад

@@celiachavez3616 pewds flashbacks

@evanpisias9752 Год назад

I’m watching this after he died and am remembering all the good times I had watching him, thank you techno for making my childhood amazing I hope you fly high, you said technoblade never dies, I guess ur just in spectator mode

@mcdoublegobbler5139 Год назад

Rup

@mocha9342 Год назад

No he's off to fight a new war taking down the government of God remember the book he give to Phil?

@elishakuhr2591 Год назад

U right dude

@annavg7294 Год назад

Spectator mode. Good one. He'd laughed at that :)

@rag3x32 Год назад

Technoblade never dies he is still alive in our hearts and our memories

@vumas 4 месяца назад

I like to think he's still with us sometimes. These old videos bring me so much joy

@lilcucumber9453 3 года назад

“I got an achievement for falling off the void” Good English Techno

@yeshot6482 3 года назад

Its flawless wdym

@hxmza420 3 года назад

hey cucumber its all the part of the master plan

@nerdowner340 3 года назад

@@yeshot6482 yes off the void *inglish*

@ASuspiciouslyCommunistToaster 3 года назад

He actually majored in it actually which is why is inglosh is so superior

@Thymed 3 года назад

- Technoblade, the English Major

@piperextrem8493 2 года назад

Techno: "I'm not that old i'm only 19" Also Techno: "I wasn't born a day again It was like a month"

@user-my5yv7he5d 5 лет назад

see techno, the overwhelming chat, sponsors, and getting rushed by players - that isn’t a mistake. It’s all part of our masta plan.

@letsdank 5 лет назад

beard wars

@colowny3007 3 года назад

LetsDank yes

@joccy4626 3 года назад

agreed

@motivationrevoluton 3 года назад

Bomb

@georgeofhamilton 3 года назад

bared wars

@ok-pv7fw 3 года назад

@@georgeofhamilton beared wars

@bytegate1880 3 года назад

16:07 "Welcome new sponsor Zy-pha-lopagus?" LITTLE DOES HE KNOW

@gasviation9077 3 года назад

Wow zyph was a techno fan boi

@richierajasekar1234 3 года назад

Damn

@7b22eeshandubey6 3 года назад

actually the name was "Zypho"F"lopagus" and not the actual name so yea

@slayer.k1931 3 года назад

Uhm.. What do you mean by that? I didn't get that, someone please tell me.

@7b22eeshandubey6 3 года назад

@@slayer.k1931 Zyphalopagus is a yt with around 200k subs but the one who sponsored him was a fake the real name is Zyphalopagus but the faker's name is Zyphaflopagus

@selim7846 5 лет назад

"im an ambassador to the community" theoriginalace starts laughing

@MohamedShahinee 3 года назад

2 years ago

@policebirdgrowtopia5738 5 лет назад

*Is This About Slapping People With Baguette and destroying Loaf Of Bread*

@xiejerry9203 5 лет назад

PoliceBird Growtopia How do you get bold?

@Tornnnado 5 лет назад

Xie Jerry put a * before what you want bold and after what you want bold... **like this** (I put 2 * on each side so you can see what you’re supposed to do)

@riptic7415 5 лет назад

lol

@chairuptop 5 лет назад

*this is hilarious*

@dragonslayermc5029 4 года назад

*oh no*

@domhyrule 5 лет назад

"Man I sure hope Technoblade is gonna stream and upload more this month!" Dom said hopefully, yet already knowing he'd be let down

@samuelisaac2984 3 года назад

Shout out to Gavin, first in the chat, forever in our hearts.

@lemonkey2861 3 года назад

a Sharpness 5 Baguette is the best weapon in bread wars

@Poxeled 3 года назад

Agreed ma dude

@deandewet1151 2 года назад

BREAD WRAS OMG OMGO MGOGM OMGOM OMGOMG!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!!!!!11111!!!

@jjwise12345 5 лет назад

techno, the reason you feel like you’re flying when you double jump is that servers make you fly for a short amount of time when you double jump. like the first jump is normal but for the second jump to add velocity to it they’ll make you fly for a little bit.

@pumpkinoligarchy6626 3 года назад

5:54 I love this so much, he’s just like “n-no”, he sounds so concerned

@cosmicnovacat 3 года назад

“Welcome Hannah Payton to the chat, she’s a new fan btw” holy shit this is old

@lilianzhu9669 3 года назад

he was being sarcastic, hannah payton was here way before this stream

@maoc818 4 года назад

Anakin: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER! Technoblade: Sit down, fool.

@monodragon 3 года назад

what?

@DawleyDude Год назад

Real nice to see people coming back or new fans watching. I hope people continue to support his content.

@heizen5754 5 лет назад

i know this is a very late comment but im gonna say it: *baguette wars*

@jeszgoddess 4 года назад

HeizeN ...

@gamrzakarooney7740 3 года назад

WDYM

@gamrzakarooney7740 3 года назад

This is a late reply lol

@gamrzakarooney7740 3 года назад

Jiqu u think ur doing late replies I’m like just started watching techno

@random_ash8291 3 года назад

U fool this is a late reply 😳

@trevorpanish1654 5 лет назад

Techno’s content is just sarcastic commentary and it’s great

@gabejulius4318 3 года назад

"I hate this laptop" me knowing he get the second monitor

@tormenter8978 5 лет назад

“I got an achievement for falling off the void” Wow techno knows how to english

@emmanuelsamuels2470 3 года назад

Look at your sentence tho

@sap_syrup 3 года назад

@@emmanuelsamuels2470 bruh

@hxmza420 3 года назад

its all the part of the master plannn

@mostannoyingscaramain 3 года назад

@@emmanuelsamuels2470 Its almost as if they meant to spell that way as a joke.

@ok-pv7fw 3 года назад

@@mostannoyingscaramain yep

@SdrawkcabDelleps 2 года назад

It's great that he got an achievement for falling off the map, which implies he's never done that before.

@bumblebeerror9019 2 года назад

the disrespect in the kill at about 41:20 Techno obliterated that guy and didnt even bother lookin at him

@scooterbean7577 Год назад

I didn't expect to get so emotional watching this. Rest in peace.

@JoeRogannShorts Год назад

rip techno

@ditchy5880 5 лет назад

if techno uploads 5 days in straight i will throw my shoe off a cliff

@geniusdrummer643 3 года назад

This didn’t age well...

@monodragon 3 года назад

@@geniusdrummer643 wdym?

@geniusdrummer643 3 года назад

@@monodragon his upload schedule is trash rn

@monodragon 3 года назад

@@geniusdrummer643 that means the comment actually DID age well

@geniusdrummer643 3 года назад

@@monodragon well kinda but he can’t throw his shoe off a cliff :(

@boondoggle_hunt Год назад

“I have like other things to do in my life than win bedwars” *cue the 1000+ bedwars winstreak*

@DLC_PR016 5 лет назад

New drinking game: When techno says “WHAT A SCAM!” Or “THIS IS A SCAM!” Drink

@geniusdrummer643 2 года назад

I’m 13 but will do

@terminatedmembership9557 3 года назад

am currently on a technoblade content binge yet again, because the guy uploads videos about as often as my dad comes back

@dagoose9570 Год назад

Sooo never?

@hoct87 5 лет назад

Donations are just paying for someone to talk to you.

@obay.r 5 лет назад

Memeology are*

@hoct87 5 лет назад

ooby3 hacker

@morgan1740 5 лет назад

Memeology lmao

@spilltheteasister5077 5 лет назад

Not really If I send super chats I don't put a msg

@ryanrika3159 5 лет назад

I know it’s so dumb to do

@Immission 3 года назад

Technoblade: "Thanks for the sponsor *Zyphalopagus* Me: Wait a minute....... Me watching the RU-vidr Zyph 20 minutes later: *O_0*

@gauthamdeepak5804 2 года назад

I don't think its the same person dude

@gauthamdeepak5804 2 года назад

Look at 18:21 The spelling is way different

@gavinheichel1448 3 года назад

Techno:I’m just going to hope my teammate does every thing. Everyone else: your not suppose to do that 😐

@goober2842 3 года назад

Viewer:donates money to join his party , techno: no

@PoetlyGacha Год назад

Awesome to listen to the stream even if it is 4 years old.

@sumairairfan737 3 года назад

4:18 "alright good news the white dude is about to respawn" -technoblade 2018

@MytxMix 5 лет назад

My voice was a bit deep in a recording and I was like "That can't be my voice. It's so weird!" so I showed my friend and she asked me who's voice that was and I said it was mine. She said that doesn't sound like me at all because my voice is not deep and it's really quiet and a bit high pitched. I was so relieved.

@peepeepoop638 3 года назад

what

@fnafatfreddys4500 3 года назад

@@peepeepoop638 idk

@geniusdrummer643 2 года назад

@@peepeepoop638 idk

@nixxie9681 3 года назад

"start en the stream" Tf was that it's, "Startttinnn the STREAAAAAAAAAM"

@akirariver2402 3 года назад

Technoblade: I have other things to do in my life other than bedwars. Also Technoblade: i dropped out of college for this

@Skyaswi Год назад

Techno just know that we love you

@danchez90 11 месяцев назад

“Im on a win streak of 18, the highest it’s ever gone.”😂😂

@awhryan 5 лет назад

Sentient bedwars players are like legendary pokemon, you never see them.

@blixxgfx582 5 лет назад

I have an idea! Maybe you could try to win one of each game mode / mini game in a row! So you have building / pvp and other stuff! Rules: -you start at the first minigame in the game menue -you have 1 skip -if you loose go back 3 minigames -hardcore Mode: if you loose start over :p Like please so he can think about it!

@andrewkinser9426 3 года назад

I found this 2020 and thought that’s when this was made... I was very mistake ...

@geniusdrummer643 2 года назад

Inglish won hondred

@STORMFANGSL8 Год назад

"I love you daaaa.... ...TECHNO! He loves me!" sounds about right.

@thatlonelytune 10 месяцев назад

5:13 "Hope you enjoy the stay" My brain went to Exitlude immediately and now I'm sad

@notpeace 5 лет назад

"It will be great if i had more fireballs, but they cost too much." past videos: "Fireballs are awesome. Their so cheep!" XDLMFAO

@M80AUS_ 3 года назад

I got a achievement for falling in the void Sun tzu art of voiding And thanks RU-vid for recommending this B R U H

@STORMFANGSL8 Год назад

"You can't fool me I wasn't born yesterday... I was born a month ago."

@Zaxlfang 3 месяца назад

"I wasn't born yesterday alright, I was born like a month ago" Lol

@kylethestory1880 3 года назад

Just love how techno sais he hates his laptop 2 years later he still uses it

@RobWitte 5 лет назад

Such a clickbait title

@Abz2205 5 лет назад

Rob Witte οκ... γου αΓε α fοοιΙδΗ ΜοΓται

@RobWitte 5 лет назад

Abu Thaher HOW DO U MEAANN

@marcusplayz7205 5 лет назад

lol

@sweetnatalie1975 5 лет назад

Dumbass

@Deleted-lf8wf 5 лет назад

Read the description lol

@skkitly5631 3 года назад

Techno: I'm an ambassador to the community Me: the Original Ace?

@ilenefallot2553 Год назад

Darth Techno: "I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further!"

@jet711 5 лет назад

Crumbing people in bedwars? [NOT CLICKBAIT]

@LilDaz26_ 5 лет назад

Noooooo I missed Techno’s stream!! THE END IS COMING!!

@temporarynamechange3675 5 лет назад

LilDaz26 same

@dumplingdog100 5 лет назад

I MISSED IT TOOO

@quick_007 5 лет назад

nerds

@koij. 5 лет назад

Ruffels, I don't feel too good

@rov31y 4 года назад

same i was late by a year or two

@TryHardGamerYT 2 года назад

"You can't fool me, do you think I was born yesterday? I was born, like, a month ago."

@jacobgannon9674 Год назад

I just wanna say i just noticed that Skypowergirl has been watching techno's streams for so long that she became a dog that is lost on the dream SMP forever

@revengiangaming390 Год назад

Rest in peace Techno, i'll always continue to watch your old videos.

@godcloudy 5 месяцев назад

Rest In Peace Techno

@alexjophes1681 3 года назад

You are the only person I can watch a while stream for

@xtij1 5 лет назад

19:12 Why hello there, Technoblade.

@ch4zm 4 года назад

@xtij1 4 года назад

Ch4Sm ikr

@YourBeety 3 года назад

“I wasn’t born yesterday I was born like a month ago”

@TheStreamingEnderman Год назад

He'll never be forgotten.

@SuchRyanmuchgaming Год назад

This is such a 2016 thumbnail it’s funny

@Penguinboy74 4 года назад

Zyph: Sponsors techno Techno: thank you zypholophogalagus

@soraltt 3 года назад

lol i was suprised by it

@nekiwalrus2297 3 года назад

26:10 ludwig asked him this question also. I'm pretty sure he chose no

@Gabi96969 Год назад

Pov: You See the Videos the second time Rest in Peace legend🕊😔

@blorgis_1238 2 года назад

“I have to much ADHD for this” *Sameeeee*

@RageArmor. Год назад

"Welcome new sponsor member Zyphaflopagus" -Technoblade

@4jcob 3 года назад

thats so weird seeing technos teammate being called notsquidy as my ign is notsquid :O

@yallcallmeelino7841 Год назад

Rest In Peace Legend

@thememelord6510 2 года назад

It’s funny how all the kids ask for him to friend them, like what do they think he’s gonna say “yea sure”

@aesign Год назад

"i wasn't born yesterday; i was born like a month ago."

@Sle3pyStudios_. Год назад

I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS😭REST IN PEACE KING

@justarandomnobody4152 3 года назад

Technoblade wants me to comment to keep the algorithm going. I have been summoned.

@bobsgotballs 3 года назад

Technoblade: *just walkin around the map* NotSquidy*: D E A T H

@yoshi2413 5 лет назад

How he has played this many bed wars matches amazes me, but I cant judge

@midit20 5 лет назад

Technoblade has Ligma it's the only reason y he's not uploading RIP techno

@ethanvuong1465 5 лет назад

MIDIT only sugondese people will get this joke

@GoldtisticYT 5 лет назад

Sugondese nuts

@tournnn6592 5 лет назад

He has ligma balls?! RIP techno. He was the greatest. His videos reached to us all in sugondese

@yeetman6955 5 лет назад

@@GoldtisticYT you ruined the joke

@yeetman6955 5 лет назад

@@tournnn6592 u ruined the joke

@pramodyakagunawardhana1529 Год назад

Technoblade is a legend he still got 2.6 million subs in just in 4 days after his death RIP TECHNOBLADE ❤

@fizzlit4721 Год назад

he got 1.50-1.70M subs in one day

@Marylogical 10 месяцев назад

I love hearing his voice and can't believe he was only 22 at the end... 😢

@winfreythe2nd935 4 года назад

tysm for putting 2 arrows pointing to a character while saying "bedwars" now i know it's Technoblade is playing bedwars. Incredible!

@muralir2912 29 дней назад

45:15 he said the N word?? Mad respect

@brandon7400 5 лет назад

WHAT???!!! AN UPLOAD

@jbbajangamer 5 лет назад

Elocute technically it wad a livestream but I guess it still counts

@anonymouspikminguy 5 лет назад

you copied palikkas logo

@GooderRL 5 лет назад

Harmie Games who tf calls it a logo? Its a profile pic

@brandon7400 5 лет назад

and who tf cares if i took a pfp from a good yter

@sadmannafy1526 2 года назад

that 'show me you elbow newdes' was a perfect way to end the stream

@tapplol1218 3 года назад

youtube have blessed me with a another 2018 technoblade bedwars stream

@derig6751 Год назад

anyone here just watching his content over and over to remember him?

@Sle3pyStudios_. Год назад

And to just hear his voice again, yeah...

@josefschool7162 Год назад

so so so so sooooo many times bro

@vumas 4 месяца назад

i miss him

@indecisive999 Год назад

anyone binging these lately?

@caistro.myrevu 10 месяцев назад

hurts so bad, I can’t even cry. almost 13 months. See you soon.

@aayatsultan5739 7 месяцев назад

This is so nostalgic! R.I.P TECHNO

@sergiojack4436 5 лет назад

Was I the only one who clicked the link in the desc about adding him as a friend?

@luigiplayeronegreen1211 5 лет назад

PizzaGamer no

@cais972 5 лет назад

Noob where’s my salary

@dogwaterman 5 лет назад

NotSquidy lol?

@briarrr__ 11 месяцев назад

It's been a full year since he's been gone. It still isn't and never will be the same without him.

@ohBasket 5 лет назад

"OH TECHNO I HAVE A TOY STICK" No, seriously I do... I don't use it though, if you use toy stick Ima use toy stick.