I NEVER understood how people can dislike ALL chocolate. I can see certain kinds, but I can't ever remember a kid in my childhood that doesn't eat /like chocolate. Jason u weirdo rogue! Lol 😂 👍
Reading the title had this pop up in my head "We gotta bake Jesse, some illegal ass bread" "So we're putting dru-" "NO Jesse! Just bread, real pure bread"
"Morty, you'll never *Hiccup* guess what happened - they banned bread in universe D122! We can buy bread here and sell it back there for a four-x markup, Morty! *Burp* We're gonna' be rich! Sure, we have to find a universe to convert the schmeckles to U.S. dollars, but after that, we'll be swimming in it! Why are you looking like that? Get up! We're gonna' make it rain bread,! Mana from *Hiccup* heaven, Morty, that's you and me."
3:18 to explain why Brian says this joke, as a long time viewer I should explain. There have been multiple episodes where Jason has expressed a disdain for chocolate, from the miracle seed episode to the MRE episodes. Now someone reply to this thanking me so we can boost the interaction on this video even more.
Okay, so it was St Augustine who said that breakfast was gluttonous. His reasoning was that people had done no work since eating the previous evening. So, there should be no need for them to eat again in the morning. All in all, not the most cracked nutritional advice when you look at history.
I'm going to comment twice. Because I read the edit @ 14:04 Love the editors. You literally asked for this through ironic presentation. But I think you know that.
4:26 good catch on nailing (pun intended) Christian theology. That was exactly Jesus's plan. The Mosaic Law called for the Jewish people to sacrifice lambs to cover their sin. Jesus's plan was to be that lamb for all time.
So a very serious question for the modern rogue. I had a few drinks tonight and maybe something to smoke, but I noticed that there was subtle music playing in the background after the introduction if your videos that i never noticed before.. It was honestly very hypnotic and had almost a very quick trumpet vibe to it. I never noticed this before, and I noticed the same kind of pattern in other videos. It makes me wonder if there are subaudio frequencies that some people pick up on that are more soothing and comforting to that demographic, and that by audibly mezmorizing them, they become hooked on watching certain videos that share the same rythem?
As a Theology student, I can only confirm how the church throughout history has dome some incredibly ridiculous and unbiblical things. (From strange laws and rules, to things considered "religious" like transubstantiation.) A lot of it is laughable though tragic. I could make a list, but I think it is enough to just say that people are weird and do dumb things sometimes. Also if your going to rant: save your time and just don't, instead go watch random pet fails, because you need to learn to lighten up and laugh.
Most phoned in episode I've seen from this channel. Had a guest from cracked read a printed out cracked article. And then a 5 minute sponsor segment. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
It sounds like it's possible that breakfast was counted as a sin from more tribal times when you couldn't have enough food on hand to ear at all times. You'd wake up and have to either hunt or gather food first then be able to eat so eating first would be a gluttonous act
@@DarthTeaDious your body can release just as much energy when hungry if not more. If you failed a hunt why would your body intentionally make your next one harder
Wait, I thought it was the Romans who killed Jesus. Shouldn't Christians be more pizzed at the guys who worshipped Zeus than the same religious group Jesus was originally born as a part of?
Nah. It's human nature to get more mad at the snitch than the man. You can't stop the man from being the man, but you can give the snitches stitches I guess...
The Roman officials executed Christ at the insistence of the jewish religious authorities. Hence why Pilate washed his hands of the execution and offered the option of Christ or Barabbas.