Breakfast Sandwich: Bacon Tomato Melt - You Suck at Cooking (episode 118) 

“And while baked bacon is better bacon, the best bacon is the bacon you’re making.”

Not sharing with horses is probably the most important rule.

You forgot to leave the sandwiches out in the Sunlight so they absorb more nutrients from the sunlight before being eaten.

"If you don't want to add gruyere you can go ahead and just add regular air" Dude, the punch lines are on point today.

Pimblokto, we will never forget you 😔

I laughed and then the Pimblokto t-shirt and mug thing happened. Now I'm crying. Pimblokto, I miss you very much.

he makes his intros like he’s trying to reach his college essay word count

“Bacon, not bacon’t” most inspiring thing I’ve heard all year

"A good sandwich starts with good, fresh bread made in a factory." Really taking a swing at Babish here, I see.

"Do not play clarinet" Does it count if I play another instrument, cancelling out the musical instrumentage?

Hi

We know you want it too ysac. Give us the damn hot pockets.

Dont forget about the debris thats how my nigerian uncle died

Why did it take me a whole week to get around to watching this

We have a rule in our kitchen: There doesn't exist such thing as too much cheese.

“Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon” Well, I guess I'm never going to eat this without breaking the rules

"Chew with mouth closed" THANK YOU

BACON TOMATO MELT RULES (For those too lazy to pause the video, i gotchu) 1. It's not for dinner 2. Do not eat with spoon 3. Eat over plate 4. Do not eat over bowl 5. Do not eat within 45 minutes of bowling 6. Do mot share with horses 7. Do not throw against wall 8. Eat with right or left hand 9. Do not eat with top or bottom hand (TN: be warned of using middle hand. Has not been stated in rules whether it is allowed or not, so im assuming it creates a paradoxical rift, attempt at your own risk) 10. Do not eat while playing clarinet 11. Do not play clarinet 12. Chew with mouth closed 13. Do not eat while swimming 14. No sharing 15. Do not eat in hayloft 16. Do not eat while pretending to be a cow (TN: might this be an asdfmovie reference? Further research required) 17. Do not eat while performing magic 18. Do not eat faster than is possible 19. Eat no more than seven bites at once 20. Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon 21. Do not eat withing earshot of water (TN: THIS IS IMPORTANT.) 22. Continue breathing while chewing (TN:If there are problems following this rule, MAKE SURE rule 21 is being followed first.) 23. Do not eat if haunted 24. Do not eat while in a bad mood 25. Do not eat while in an excessively good mood 26. Do not rub bread crust on face (Final thoughts: Although rules like number 24 seem counter-intuitive, as you might be thinking that eating it will get you out of the bad mood, it has been proven by many studies that a failure to adhere to such rules are highly likely to result in [REDACTED]. Proceed at your own risk.) (TN = transcriber's notes)*

Those are literally the most perfect tomatoes I’ve ever seen

*slowly lowers clarinet*

You got a lot of nerve trying to capitalize on poor Pimblokto after what you did.

For everybody whining about not getting their hot pockets, just lean against the stove while the sandwich is broiling. That should sufficiently heat up your pockets.

"Salt is to tomatoes as earth is to the ground or whatever" is probably my favorite quote from this video. Even with the long list of rules.

10. Do not eat while playing clarinet 11. Do not play clarinet .....yeah, that's fair.

i thought that I was promised hot pockets but I guess that’s out the window

Make another Egg Series, the suspense is killing me.

0:57 Hello Mr. At Cooking

Pimblokto deserves better. RIP. I miss you. You are the reason I started watching this channel. Your wangjanglers have touched the lives of many.

I want that toaster. Ridiculously perfectly toasted bread EVERY TIME. It's glorious.

I love time machine aged cheddar. But only when I’m in a hurry

Darn I wish I could do this recipe but I’m out of frying pans

I’m definitely calling mayonnaise “créme d’oeuf” from now on. Mmm... that’s a damn good cream of egg.

"Blocks of Flavor-Chains that you can mine with every bite." LOL Come for the cooking, stay for the jokes. - YSAC

BACON TOMATO MELT RULES 1. It's not for dinner 2. Do not eat with a spoon 3. Eat over plate 4. Do not eat over bowl 5. Do not eat within 45 minutes of bowling 6. Do not share with horses 7. Do not throw against wall 8. Eat with right or left hand 9. Do not eat with top or bottom hand 10. Do not eat while playing clarinet 11. Do not play clarinet 12. Chew with mouth closed 13. Do not eat while swimming 14. No sharing 15. Do not eat in hayloft 16. Do not eat while pretending to be a cow 17. Do not eat while performing magic 18. Do not eat faster than is possible 19. Eat no more than seven bites at once 20. Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon 21. Do not eat within earshot of wter 22. Continue breathing while chewing 23. Do not eat if haunted 24. Do not eat while in a bad mood 25. Do not eat while in an excessively good mood 26. Do not rub bread crust on face

Just in time for for tonight's dinner plans! Imma make a bowl of these and share it with my bff, Larry the horse. I'll fix up the dining are in the hayloft while clarinets play softly in the background. It might be chilly, but no worries! I'll be nice and toasty in my cow suit. The guys on my bowling team always get a kick out of that

After I finished this video I went to go watch some of your other videos that I haven't watched yet but then I realized I've watched every video you've ever posted and then I got sad

Just ordered your book. can't wait for it to get here! :D

"Block of flavor chain that you can mine with every bite" as a broke finance student, I appreciate this line

When the world needed him the most... he came

Hypothetically, if I misunderstood the wormhole Parmesan aging instructions and ended up several meters below the surface of the earth surrounded by complete darkness, invertebrates, and dirty cheese, how would you recommend escaping the situation? Time sensitive question

Babish: now were gonna start evolving the bacteria for the bread, we are also going to plant our tomatoes, we are also going to start raising our cows and pigs for the cheese and bacon.

"we live in a distracting world where people dont pay attention and sandwhiches get burnt"-YSAC 2020

I don’t care, I’m a rebellious man-baby: I’m eating this in a hayloft. WITHOUT A PLATE!

Whoa, your baking pan buckles diagonally when it gets heated up too? I thought mine was the only one that was haunted in that specific way.

Pimblokto still tugs at my heartstrings...

I'll never forget the lessons Pimblokto taught us or his supportive attitude. Gone but never forgotten.

I'd almost forgotten about Pimblokto. This video should come with a trigger warning *sad face*

“If you’re in a Rush, Time Machine aged.”

you can hear the anger in his voice at 2:38

These videos are a monthly treat, I find myself waiting every month for these, a bsd video, a will mcdaniel video and a few others and have a field day.

It's now January, 2021 and I've given up on the news and instead turned to the refreshing normalcy of this channel. That's saying something about the times we are living in.

Wow I haven’t got a notification in forever glad to know it still works. Love the vids!

WHY DOES IT ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD THOUGH

"It's also very versatile as it can be eaten for breakfast or lunch, but not for dinner" Challenge accepted.

I been looking for new things to cook and now I got a ton. Best cooking chan ever! Also, wangjangle is my new favorite word =)

"..or against the cutting board if you find wood to be more stable than space" Idk why but this sent me into a 3min gigglefit! Bravo sir.

that looks really delicious and very unhealty

The way this melt makes eye contact is very powerful.

The best bacon is the bacon you're making is my life motto now

Saw the thumbnail. Went to take a nap. DREAMED about trying to order this sandwich in a restaurant. Woke up and watched video. Thawing bacon. ... to be continued.

Since i didn't saw anyone that did this here it is 1. It's not for dinner 2. Do not eat with spoon 3. Eat over plate 4. Do not eat with bowl 5. Do not eat within 45 minutes of bowling 6. Do not share with horses 7. Do not throw against the wall 8. Eat with right or left hand 9. Do not eat while playing clarinet 10. Do not eat while playing clarinet 11. Do not play clarinet 12. Chew with mouth closed 13. Do not eat while swimming 14. No sharing 15. Do not eat in hayloft 16. Do not eat while pretending to be a cow 17. Do not eat while performing magic 18. Do not eat faster than is possible 19. Eat no more than seven bites at once 20. Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon 21. Do not eat within earshot pf water 22. Continue breathing while chewing 23. Do not eat if hunted 24. Do not eat while in a bad mood 25. Do not eat while in an excessively good mood 26. Do not rub bread crust on face

The production and quality of these episodes has significantly increased.

I accidentally had this for dinner. Am I going to be okay? Or will the demons that haunt my oven be mad at me?

"Oven's still haunted" What's an oven? I only know about the onion

How was this only just recommend to me, finally a cooking Channel I can follow!

"do not eat while playing clarinet" "Don't play clarinet"

Note to self, never trust the polls. Also Bacon Hi to you too.

Food

''I was young, dumb, full of gum.'' Perfection

BACON TOMATO MELT RULES 1. It's not for dinner 2. Do not eat with spoon 3. Eat over plate 4. Do not eat over bowl 5. Do not eat within 45 minutes of bowling 6. Do not share with horses 7. Do not throw against wall 8. Eat with right or left hand 9. Do not eat with top or bottom hand 10. Do not eat while playing clarinet 11. Do not play clarinet 12. Chew with mouth closed 13. Do not eat while swimming 14. No sharing 15. Do not eat in hayloft 16. Do not eat while pretending to be a cow 17. Do not eat while performing magic 18. Do not eat faster than is possible 19. Eat no more than seven bites at once 20. Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon 21. Do not eat within earshot of water 22. Continue breathing while chewing 23. Do not eat if haunted 24. Do not eat while in a bad mood 25. Do not eat while in an excessively good mood 26. Do not rub bread crust on face

"young, dumb, and full of gum"

When you pulled these out of the oven i had a Ratatouille moment my mother used to make these sandwiches for me and my brother

Excuse me while I go eat this in a hayloft while sharing with a horse within 30 days off a full moon.

Okay my husband thinks I'm crazy for putting black pepper on everything but you always validate my pepper obsession. So thank you :)

What the hell why did I only just now find this channel?? Was expecting "normal" cooking videos but It was a pleasant surprise that it wasnt and instantly started bingewatching as many episodes as I can! Amazing! Thanks for making me laugh while teaching me I suck at cooking ❤

Why you gotta hit us in the feels like that by bringing Pimblokto????

YSAC is so good at cooking that he can bend the laws of gravity to get his bread in the toaster

"Don't eat within 30 days of a full moon" XD Those rules are the literal representation of "read the fine print"

This channel is probably the only place where I feel like cooking, get inspired, or actually end up making some of the stuff he’s posted. And I know none of y’all know me but honestly that says so much if u did lol

This is my new favorite channel 😆

0:41 scissors are better I don't understand why people would use knives

“now it may look like too much cheese, and that’s because it is.” no. there’s *no* such things as *too much cheese*

- YSAC holds a community vote - Community chooses hot pockets - YSAC does Bacon tomato melt - Community confuses pichachu face - YSAC you though that this was a democracy?

When you said the oven was still haunted, I was going to get so mad because the rules SPECIFICALLY STATE not to eat this if haunted. But you didn't actually eat it. So everything is okay.

Inspirational life advice through the power of the tomato 1:15

0:58 Please make a tutorial on how to equip a toaster with a bread magnet. I need that.

Dayum

RULE 20: Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon. Earth's 28 day lunar cycle: YEAH DON'T EAT THE SANDWICH. WATCHING YOU.

These are the best cooking videos I've ever seen. Cooking and comedy. Fantastic.

Could've called it the CBT sandwich, missed opportunity

Don’t forget to get your tomatoes, in a field. Where tomatoes come from.

Every time I watch your videos I think to myself, "Man, this YSACYYTS guy is pretty clever, his videos are funny. But also those weird songs at the end of videos are so strange and beautiful. I wonder who he is. He seems nice. I bet we would be friends."

If anyone is interested in an unusual dinner version of this then get a Date, take the pip out and then depending on what sort of cheese you like fill that divot with either Blue Cheese/ Fetta or Cottage Cheese then wrap 1 bacon rasher around it ensconcing it. Place it on an oven tray with a sheet of baking paper and cook in a preheated oven at 160 Celsius for 10-15 minutes. It's amazing and will blow people's minds. It has the rich chewy caramel flavours of the Date, the sour/piquant/sharpness/funk of the cheese and the salty savoury flavour of the bacon.

Glad your still uploading

100% Real Unrelated Story: My brother told me about a channel called You Suck At Cooking, and he showed one if the videos. I laughed and kept it from my grandmother for a while. One day, however, I decided that the secret was kept for too long, I had to share the comedic cooking with my family. My brother and I showed my grandmother as well as my great grandmother because she lived with us. From that day forward we shared it to friends, other family members, and our multiple in-home therapy assistants. Eventually we got a hold on the cookbook, we shared it with more friends and family, and we now own it like the bible, even though we don't worship or do goat blood sacrifices for the book. We keep it clean, we make sure there are no stains. You Suck At Cooking is still our reliable cooking show to this day.

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to say "too much cheese" anywhere in the US.

"If you don't want to add the gruyere, you can just go ahead and add regular air." God, this is a very clever joke.

As much as I love this channel I'm tired of being judge about my dislike for vegetables in certain applications

Hi, how would I cut the bread if I was in the 1940s? I’m going to be doing a bit of time machine aging soon as suggested, and wanted to know how to make this in the past without having to go back to the future.

Can you substitute the tomatoes with Pickles