Breakfast Sandwich: Bacon Tomato Melt - You Suck at Cooking (episode 118) 

You forgot to leave the sandwiches out in the Sunlight so they absorb more nutrients from the sunlight before being eaten.

“And while baked bacon is better bacon, the best bacon is the bacon you’re making.”

"If you don't want to add gruyere you can go ahead and just add regular air" Dude, the punch lines are on point today.

Pimblokto, we will never forget you 😔

Not sharing with horses is probably the most important rule.

he makes his intros like he’s trying to reach his college essay word count

"A good sandwich starts with good, fresh bread made in a factory." Really taking a swing at Babish here, I see.

“oven is still haunted I see” SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

I laughed and then the Pimblokto t-shirt and mug thing happened. Now I'm crying. Pimblokto, I miss you very much.

For everybody whining about not getting their hot pockets, just lean against the stove while the sandwich is broiling. That should sufficiently heat up your pockets.

Why did it take me a whole week to get around to watching this

"Do not play clarinet" Does it count if I play another instrument, cancelling out the musical instrumentage?

We know you want it too ysac. Give us the damn hot pockets.

“Bacon, not bacon’t” most inspiring thing I’ve heard all year

Those are literally the most perfect tomatoes I’ve ever seen

Aw, he said “Hi” to us with the bacon! 0:57

Hi

Dont forget about the debris thats how my nigerian uncle died

We have a rule in our kitchen: There doesn't exist such thing as too much cheese.

*slowly lowers clarinet*

“Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon” Well, I guess I'm never going to eat this without breaking the rules

"Chew with mouth closed" THANK YOU

10. Do not eat while playing clarinet 11. Do not play clarinet .....yeah, that's fair.

"Gone, but not forgotten." So you're telling me there's a chance?

BACON TOMATO MELT RULES (For those too lazy to pause the video, i gotchu) 1. It's not for dinner 2. Do not eat with spoon 3. Eat over plate 4. Do not eat over bowl 5. Do not eat within 45 minutes of bowling 6. Do mot share with horses 7. Do not throw against wall 8. Eat with right or left hand 9. Do not eat with top or bottom hand (TN: be warned of using middle hand. Has not been stated in rules whether it is allowed or not, so im assuming it creates a paradoxical rift, attempt at your own risk) 10. Do not eat while playing clarinet 11. Do not play clarinet 12. Chew with mouth closed 13. Do not eat while swimming 14. No sharing 15. Do not eat in hayloft 16. Do not eat while pretending to be a cow (TN: might this be an asdfmovie reference? Further research required) 17. Do not eat while performing magic 18. Do not eat faster than is possible 19. Eat no more than seven bites at once 20. Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon 21. Do not eat withing earshot of water (TN: THIS IS IMPORTANT.) 22. Continue breathing while chewing (TN:If there are problems following this rule, MAKE SURE rule 21 is being followed first.) 23. Do not eat if haunted 24. Do not eat while in a bad mood 25. Do not eat while in an excessively good mood 26. Do not rub bread crust on face (Final thoughts: Although rules like number 24 seem counter-intuitive, as you might be thinking that eating it will get you out of the bad mood, it has been proven by many studies that a failure to adhere to such rules are highly likely to result in [REDACTED]. Proceed at your own risk.) (TN = transcriber's notes)*

For everyone arguing about the hot pockets, think about all the work YSAC has to do. He has to build a store, purchase the pockets of the hot variety, not the cold ones they suck, and bake a microwave, and finally toast the pockets in the dishwasher

Remember when you kicked Pimblokto out for trying to help you and be a good friend? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I’m definitely calling mayonnaise “créme d’oeuf” from now on. Mmm... that’s a damn good cream of egg.

You got a lot of nerve trying to capitalize on poor Pimblokto after what you did.

Everyone: hot pockets YSAC: I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that

Pimblokto deserves better. RIP. I miss you. You are the reason I started watching this channel. Your wangjanglers have touched the lives of many.

"Blocks of Flavor-Chains that you can mine with every bite." LOL Come for the cooking, stay for the jokes. - YSAC

i thought that I was promised hot pockets but I guess that’s out the window

"Salt is to tomatoes as earth is to the ground or whatever" is probably my favorite quote from this video. Even with the long list of rules.

"Block of flavor chain that you can mine with every bite" as a broke finance student, I appreciate this line

Babish: now were gonna start evolving the bacteria for the bread, we are also going to plant our tomatoes, we are also going to start raising our cows and pigs for the cheese and bacon.

Make another Egg Series, the suspense is killing me.

I love time machine aged cheddar. But only when I’m in a hurry

Just ordered your book. can't wait for it to get here! :D

I want that toaster. Ridiculously perfectly toasted bread EVERY TIME. It's glorious.

0:57 Hello Mr. At Cooking

Me: votes cinnamon rolls Everybody: HOT POCKETS! Ysac: makes bacon tomato melt Me: :)

Pimblokto still tugs at my heartstrings...

"we live in a distracting world where people dont pay attention and sandwhiches get burnt"-YSAC 2020

Darn I wish I could do this recipe but I’m out of frying pans

Just in time for for tonight's dinner plans! Imma make a bowl of these and share it with my bff, Larry the horse. I'll fix up the dining are in the hayloft while clarinets play softly in the background. It might be chilly, but no worries! I'll be nice and toasty in my cow suit. The guys on my bowling team always get a kick out of that

These videos are a monthly treat, I find myself waiting every month for these, a bsd video, a will mcdaniel video and a few others and have a field day.

"It's also very versatile as it can be eaten for breakfast or lunch, but not for dinner" Challenge accepted.

Hypothetically, if I misunderstood the wormhole Parmesan aging instructions and ended up several meters below the surface of the earth surrounded by complete darkness, invertebrates, and dirty cheese, how would you recommend escaping the situation? Time sensitive question

After I finished this video I went to go watch some of your other videos that I haven't watched yet but then I realized I've watched every video you've ever posted and then I got sad

These are the best cooking videos I've ever seen. Cooking and comedy. Fantastic.

Thank you so much for making another video i was waiting forever

BACON TOMATO MELT RULES 1. It's not for dinner 2. Do not eat with a spoon 3. Eat over plate 4. Do not eat over bowl 5. Do not eat within 45 minutes of bowling 6. Do not share with horses 7. Do not throw against wall 8. Eat with right or left hand 9. Do not eat with top or bottom hand 10. Do not eat while playing clarinet 11. Do not play clarinet 12. Chew with mouth closed 13. Do not eat while swimming 14. No sharing 15. Do not eat in hayloft 16. Do not eat while pretending to be a cow 17. Do not eat while performing magic 18. Do not eat faster than is possible 19. Eat no more than seven bites at once 20. Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon 21. Do not eat within earshot of wter 22. Continue breathing while chewing 23. Do not eat if haunted 24. Do not eat while in a bad mood 25. Do not eat while in an excessively good mood 26. Do not rub bread crust on face

I don’t care, I’m a rebellious man-baby: I’m eating this in a hayloft. WITHOUT A PLATE!

How was this only just recommend to me, finally a cooking Channel I can follow!

I had no idea this channel existed until I saw this video and now I'm sad I've been without you this long. Subscribed.

When the world needed him the most... he came

I broke the rules and imagined I was a cow as I ate this sandwich. Am I haunted forever?

I been looking for new things to cook and now I got a ton. Best cooking chan ever! Also, wangjangle is my new favorite word =)

What the hell why did I only just now find this channel?? Was expecting "normal" cooking videos but It was a pleasant surprise that it wasnt and instantly started bingewatching as many episodes as I can! Amazing! Thanks for making me laugh while teaching me I suck at cooking ❤

I'd almost forgotten about Pimblokto. This video should come with a trigger warning *sad face*

Whoa, your baking pan buckles diagonally when it gets heated up too? I thought mine was the only one that was haunted in that specific way.

Glad your still uploading

The production and quality of these episodes has significantly increased.

“If you’re in a Rush, Time Machine aged.”

WHY DOES IT ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD THOUGH

I'll never forget the lessons Pimblokto taught us or his supportive attitude. Gone but never forgotten.

It's now January, 2021 and I've given up on the news and instead turned to the refreshing normalcy of this channel. That's saying something about the times we are living in.

you can hear the anger in his voice at 2:38

I accidentally had this for dinner. Am I going to be okay? Or will the demons that haunt my oven be mad at me?

This is my new favorite channel 😆

I love your vids, they’re so funny and entertaining.

Wow I haven’t got a notification in forever glad to know it still works. Love the vids!

that looks really delicious and very unhealty

"..or against the cutting board if you find wood to be more stable than space" Idk why but this sent me into a 3min gigglefit! Bravo sir.

As always the humor is great and that's is surprisingly tasty for being so simple

0:20 *casually plugs book*

The way this melt makes eye contact is very powerful.

This is nothing but pure Word Jazz for the 21st century. Ken Nordine would love YSAC.

My mouth is watering!! I've gotta try this

Just what I needed for this morning

The best bacon is the bacon you're making is my life motto now

this show just gets better and better

"do not eat while playing clarinet" "Don't play clarinet"

AN OPEN FACED OVEN... Yep, that seems about right.

Note to self, never trust the polls. Also Bacon Hi to you too.

I like your videos during the opening ad and I never regret it 🍻

every video absolutely makes my day :)

"Oven's still haunted" What's an oven? I only know about the onion

This was beautiful, a poem, a masterpiece of literature

I'm so excited to get one of your mugs!

Best videos ever. Thanks and a half man.

YSAC is so good at cooking that he can bend the laws of gravity to get his bread in the toaster

"young, dumb, and full of gum"

''I was young, dumb, full of gum.'' Perfection

Saw the thumbnail. Went to take a nap. DREAMED about trying to order this sandwich in a restaurant. Woke up and watched video. Thawing bacon. ... to be continued.

When you pulled these out of the oven i had a Ratatouille moment my mother used to make these sandwiches for me and my brother

Excuse me while I go eat this in a hayloft while sharing with a horse within 30 days off a full moon.

LOL....I too set the one minute timer!! Looks GREAT! Love your content. So smart.

Just got this video recommended to me, right on time for dinner!