Breaking Bad - But no one is careful - Part 1 

yo wsg my boy

lol

ok

Lol that's a legendary name.

that comp shot of the class in the saul/heisenberg school scene was brilliant

lmao 😂 "Walt, you know we don't cook meth in the living room, please take that out to the garage, we talked about this..."

Walter: "Jesse, we need to cook." Walter Jr. (in the background): "I didn't know you were allowed to touch the stove."

​​@@tomfoolery3847 😂😂😂 I laughed way to hard at this

It's the intersection of Breaking Bad with Malcolm In The Middle and it's great lmao

Or him just shooting at Jr’s wall and Skylar is just annoyed that he woke her up

Somehow Hank would still not quite piece it together

@@cloudstreets1396 his neurons can only engage when he's pooping

@@wesjanson6979 LOL!! True. Something about poetry combined with blasting a dookie lifted the curtain on the entire enterprise.

@@cloudstreets1396He couldn’t see the bundles because they weren’t minerals

Wait I can explain

for a second i thought i wrote this and i was very confused (for posterity's sake: we have the same pfp as of writing this)

​@@clamdove3292it took me a while to realise that you're a different guy so I was even more confused

​@@shadesoftime I was just as confused as you are

@@clamdove3292 I can testify, I'm a witness

@@clamdove3292whats the pfp from its so cute also ily

Well last time he didn't cripple one and they almost got to the police. These two were pretty much already dead, he just had to finish one off.

doubled the score. Impressive.

"Walt..."

You’ve been seeming a lil sus lately

Dry cleaning really lucrative business eh?

​@@Puffagethe carwash... Hank didn't know of his connection to the laundry.

That's where I lost it xD

Think of how different the Breaking Bad timeline would be if Saul had realized his calling was in teaching kids how to work the legal system Jeff Winger style instead

I’D LIKE TO BE A SILENT PART OF IT

That was insanely good editing. Hilarious. And how the students all looked back when Saul did the signature catchphrase.

I’d like to believe that was the original scene and Vince had to be convinced to hire a a CGI artist to splice in the principal afterwards otherwise they would’ve needed to change the plot so Walt did the prison scene seasons ahead of schedule, cuz we know Walt ain’t above killing/harming kids 🤣

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It tickled you? Absolutely send me. And the best part is, it wouldn't be that out of character 😂

Gives me an orgasm

Cause you never want to be tickled in the wrong way, AMIRITE?

I immediately just think of how he would have had to assemble the forklift IN the house because no way it's fitting through any door.

im gonna tickle you in the right way lil bro 🙏

Yup :D I almost felt weird adding this scene that didn't require at least an hour of labor

@@AlternativeCutsStudios its simplicity is what makes it so good!

Hank even looks at the money in Walt's hand before raising his gaze to Walt like "...Really?" This is just simply brilliant.

This. As much as I enjoyed the rest, the last scene was gold.

That made me think in a joke xD

Chicanery

"Are you cooking meth in the bathroom again? Walter, that's the room we don't use... please, take that out to the garage, we talked about this!"

"Oh walt,cooking at the kitchen again? I havent done my breakfast already"

It also feels like a sitcom where Jr is annoyed that Walt is spending more time with Jesse

That’s basically the show Ozark. The whole family, including the kids are involved in the criminal activities.

wait why are you here

heisenberg speaking lmao

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You-

@@23_lolface Take your pills Chuck

​@@23_lolface Chuck buddy, did you take your pills today and stay away from the electromagnetic fields?

​@@23_lolfacepocket battery

It killed them too

Im trying to hold in my laughter on a crowded bus 🥹

​@@MrDingez It's crazy how people get mad at others for having fun in public

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​@thundermcking you got no proof.

Or the bullets penetrating the son's wall just above his bed. "Oh, dad's doing this again?"

same when Walt shot the cops and Jr is just unfazed 😂

Well, that’s America for you.

It was just another manic Monday.

@@fjelltlmao I love the little detail with the pillow feathers flying when the bullets hit

thats something out of a sitcom 😂

me too man 😂

Malcom in the Middle vibes

@@tylerbakeman Malcolm in the Methle

That would make more sense for how Jr. and Skylar act in that moment.

The students were silent, you'll have to give them that

Guess they'll all be a small but silence part of it. They better, or they'll soon be a "silenced" part of it

Lol yes indeed.

"Mr White, will this be in the mid term?"

The classroom scene was my favorite of all :D

So you were doing the lmao?

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Hours of browsing through the episodes to find something that provides opportunities for edits, such as these head turns 😅

​@@AlternativeCutsStudiosI think the best part about the edits that really sell them is the quality. Even if you know where they originally originate from, they're cut out sharp, there's no drop in quality in the video throuhout. Unlike most viral posts like the Florida Monster or whatnot, makes it more believable.

Looks like soo much work 😅

@@AlternativeCutsStudiosI don't know how you make the cut outs so perfect. And this is one of the best things I've ever seen on RU-vid. Or the internet even. You deserve some kind of award.

For some reason, I was expecting Billy Madison to show up with some wise cracks in the classroom

Walt…

@@wizardvozk5874 I don't know man...

@@ichl46 Seeming sus lately...

​@@thegigglmonkeyalmost like we have an imposter among us

​@@wizardvozk5874 Sussy baka

That first scene almost made Skyler look nice by contrast haha, expression was like "Who's this silly guy harassing my hubby? Poor lad must have the wrong number"

"Eh, he's dying, let him enjoy his little meth empire phase. I just wish he'd stop shooting holes in the house."

@@TheSquareOnes Vince Gilligan did call Walter White having the world's worst mid-life crisis. Some people buy fancy cars, he decides to become a meth kingpin.

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Breaking Bad, but it's a sitcom instead of a drama. Walt is just Hal from Malcolm in the Middle.

Malcom in the meth perhaps?

@@arnegraphics3380 Malcom in the Game

I'm sorry I just can't imagine Bryan Cranston ever starring in a sitcom of all things 🙄

It would have been an interesting dynamic if Skylar was present during Walt and Jesse's cooks.

​@@Jomander Bryan Cranston has a huge rage though. He can play serious roles or comedic ones like Hal in Malcom in the Middle. His character was in his Undies or screaming a lot of the time in Malcom XD He also had appearances as the Doctor in Seinfield, a pretty well known Sitcom. People probably had the same opinion as you but in the reverse, being sceptical with him playing dramatic roles...

I see what you did there

“Much better than last time!”

Guess he was breaking bad…

​@@bobbyferg9173 How many people did Flynn hit last time..😭😭😂

Somehow an oddly heart warming moment compared to how things actually went

Fav scene. Was dying of laughter 😂

Same thing happened to me with the scene where he was teaching Walt Jr how to drive😂 I lost it

Bravo Vince 🤩

@@KREUZGRADvravo bince

Lololol

Love it when they do the catchphrase

Truly one of the shows of all time

Best one

Same, it was awesome!!!!

Your profile picture is pretty funny. Is it from the first or the second movie?

Hank is beginning to suspect

Hank's face is just priceless

He would say it's from gray matter for the cancer treatment and he'll believe him

"waaaaaalt you're suck a silly ol jokester"

"That's the spirit!"

"Walt..."

Nobody knows who made them.

And then Junior looking like: “yeah…that’s how it’s done” 😂😂😂😂😂

he also made that daytime shot look like night time

@@delbroox That part was hilarious

I noticed that too. Love seeing actual film knowledge being applied to ridiculous stuff like this lol. Great editing skill, too

I hope you give me half. I would really like an alternative version where Hank ends up becoming a double agent after he finds out about Walter. It would be interesting.

_ Walt... I don't know man..

I love these skits so much, I actually wanna see OP get successful. Feels like a personal mission of mine

I think it's just one guy doing the editing, which is even more insane

yeah someone almost were mindblowed right there

I was afraid this scene wouldn't be funny for many people. I'm glad I was wrong

You can't? He literally made it up...

@@AlternativeCutsStudios premium editing as always🫶🏻

@@haimo14228 it was a compliment and was not meant to be taken literally🤓

​@spiffmalone If it wasn't meant to be taken literally, you don't understand the usage of the phrase.

Bravo Vince!

i laughed my ass off at that

Then Walt shoots the dude and Flynn looks almost bored lol

Flynn's braking was pretty bad

My favorite part...

Yup Frank West style your "fantastic" 👍

Agreed

Yeah it was totally simple to edit but had insane comedic timing lol

Also the implication of "it is much better than the last time"" suggesting that their previous time was even more crazy :D

That is a sigh sir

@@NoriPixeltouché haha

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I wanted to leave the original sound of Walter Jr. yawning, but at that moment, Walter was speaking (whom I removed from the car) 😂

612 likes and no comments is crazy 💀

@@EpicGamer-mm2ug so?

​@@EpicGamer-mm2ugAnd you were so disturbed by it that you had to ruin it with your pointless comment?

@@Animatron11 dude, chill

LOOL

What did bro do ☠️☠️🙏

​@@OhioButtShakerGyattMachine9000 hit and run like another GTA games

The streets is cold, Dog. Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed.

@@HipTjxWhat fucking book?

The same things that make us laugh, make us cry.@@singleplayermoments

Seriously have to agree with you. I put it on repeat when I go to sleep it’s my like must you go to sleep show now lol 😂 I cannot tell you how many times I’ve watched it lol

I shat my pants, hilarious and on point editing-wise

I kept it together until he drove the forklift into the kitchen. 😅

@@ragereset2795 Oh yeah, so much going on, I was LOLing immediately

BB came out 10+years ago? monkaS

nope , I didn't change anything 😂

Part two is possible

@@AlternativeCutsStudios C'mon Man you gotta do the part two

@@AlternativeCutsStudios Part two has the entire scene of Ted slipping with the rug and breaking his head completely unedited

​@@AlternativeCutsStudiosSuggestion: Walt and Jesse deal with Krazy-8 and Emilio while the real estate agent is in the house

@@AlternativeCutsStudios Part 2 is possible? My reaction: 1:23

Walt... *baby blue starts playing*

"Walt, i dunno man, you've been seeming sus lately. it's almost like we have an imposter among us. i saw that you wanted- DON'T LIE TO ME WALTE, sussy backa"

Kinda like what adult swim did with Sealab 2020 and made the Sealab 2021 spinoff.

That's basically Barry lol

Breaking Dad

Fuck yeah id watch the shits out of this!

Look up breaking bad as a funny sitcom. It's basically what you're talking about

This is what I do

​@@AlternativeCutsStudios bro is on a mission

@@AlternativeCutsStudiosNot all heros wear capes.. Unless you do that while editing

​@@AlternativeCutsStudiosKeep doing it, its so good

I think they knew who Saul is. He was kinda meme in their town with his advertisement.

@@fallenwarrior1935 Maybe.

​@@Dude-vq3oeI hate you

My favorite part of the whole thing.

😂😂😂

he was braking bad

It had the two men dying too

NO WITNESSES

and Walt Jr‘s yawning 😂

Black humour at it's best😂