If Walter White Was Charged For His Crimes 

Saul would have put the sentence down to 7 years

“Free my boy, he ain’t do nothing wrong” The boy in question:

Funny enough, the one law that Walter broke in the show that he actually got charged for was driving with a damaged windshield.

I can't believe this guy will walk freely after 878 years... This shows how messed up our system is.

dont forget the fly he killed

Lets not forget that the m60 Walter buys is a fully automatic weapon which depending on the state has its own plenty and fine. He also almost kills Brock and to poison him he had to make the lily poison. Not to mention the Poison he had to make for Lydia

It's crazy that he had basically a life in prision sentence only 4 episodes into the show (considering he was 50 years old and he already had to pay with 53 years)

When your sentence is 2/3 of yodas life you know you fucked up

Gotta love how TAX EVASION adds the biggest fine at 6:36. Nothing else prior creates a bigger fine, even when added together, than Tax Evasion of all things.

Not even halfway through season 1 and Walt is already spending his life in prison

Nearly a thousand years in prison... That batch is definitely gonna be ruined!

Let not forget “unlawful manufacturing of methamphetamine”

I’d argue a few more charges could be tacked on here: At the time of the show airing, he would’ve been charged for smoking weed. Him lying to Hank, a police officer about where the lab equipment went is obstruction of Justice. For the explosion of Tuco’s place, you could charge him as well for Destruction of property and manufacturing Mercury Fulminate, as well as extortion for threatening to blow Tuco up if he didn’t agree to the money-up-front deal. Shortly thereafter, he sexually assaults Skyler. On the same topic, he sexually harasses his coworker and gets fired, which is also of course illegal. For the Barrel of methalymine, he could be charged on top of burglary for trespassing the complex holding the chemicals as well as breaking and entering for burning open the door, and the quintuple whammy of having manufactured the thermite bomb. He commits public indecency for his fugue state by going nude in a convenience store. He threatens two low level dealers outside a hardware store. Threatening Saul could get him a charge for extortion. When he takes the meth from under Jesse’s sink he’s also breaking and entering. He could be charged for another breaking and entering as well as Jane’s murder the night that happened. He could be charged for at best vandalism and disturbing the peace and at worst destruction of property when he attempts to break into Ted Beneke’s office. The pizza on the roof is vandalism. He helps Hank to illegally put a tracker on one of Guses vehicles. The destruction of the lab could be constituted destruction of property. He manufactured Lily of the valley poison and more importantly poisoned Brock with it. He threatens Saul when he says “we’re done when I say we’re done” He threatens Hank when Hank figures out he’s Heisenberg in the garage. His “confession” tape could be considered obstruction of Justice. He speeds in order to get out to Tohajilee. He could be charged for solicitation or accessory to murder because of Jack’s men killing hank. He breaks and enters into Skyler’s home in the finale. This is of course after about two seasons of him continuously threatening her and then attacking her at the near end of Ozymandias, which is of course also illegal. At the end of Ozymandias he also kidnapped a child and committed breaking and entering in order to put Holly in the hands of that one fire department. Creating a fake identity with the disappearer is Fraud. He trespassed as well as committed breaking and entering in order to enter Gretchen and Elliot’s home. He did not interfere with Jesse murdering Todd. And of course, most importantly, he didn’t go-karting with Jesse.

Saul would've brought it down to 6 months probation

There's no way Walt got a higher sentence than Gus 💀💀💀

Imagine even trying to litigate all of this. Walt was right. Even if Hank had successfully arrested him, he'd be sending the next five years just going from a jail cell to the courthouse and back again before he'd even start his first day in prison. Given the state of his cancer around that time, it's doubtful he'd even live to see that day.

Bro was almost charged a millennium in prison 💀

All that speeding and aggressive driving probably adds up too

1:41 The fact that he made that fulminated mercury disguised as meth would also likely get him a charge of manufacturing an explosive device and illegally concealing it as a weapon within the pocket of his jacket.

His attorney being Saul Goodman, he would serve a maximum of 9 years in prison.

I am honestly shocked that Walter White would have so many charges for unlawful manufacturing of methamphetamine

You should do a what if frank gallagher was charged for his primes, it would be so entertaining

Canonically Walter died in 2010. If Walter would be immortal he would’ve served prison until the year 2888… To get this into perspective, if Walter was sent to jail in 1061 (in the middle of Middle Ages), Walter would leave the jail when WW2 starts…

Technically when Walter kills crazy 8 it could classify as self defense because he was trying to stab Walter

I always thought Walter just started running and pressed the button when he heard Hector ringing the bell lmao I can just picture him running across the parking lot offscreen

1:54 false imprisonment for locking someone in a Porta potty lmao

Thank you for making this video I’ve been waiting for this video

LMAO, We haven't even covered 1/3 of the video or even two seasons, and his sentence already reaches more than 100 years.

It would be really interesting to see you do one of these on Peter Griffin or SpongeBob in that episode where he stole a balloon and yeeted a peanut at a clam (unforgivable offenses)

The verdict is not entirely accurate, as they say in the series, according to the contract, Walter and Jesse produced methamphetamine once a week for 3 months, also before that they were in the car, probably 5 times, and after the murder of Gustav 5 times, a total of about 25, and maybe more times

I think some of these burglary charges could be knocked down to breaking and entering

You missed one, tampering with evidence. When Walt brings Mikes body to Todd to dispose of it. We never see it on screen but it is implied.

"...and one moving violation."

''FREE MY BOY HE DIDNT DO NOTHIN'' The boy in question:

We can also assume that he manufactured methamphetamine more times than was shown in the show, my guess is that’d put him over 1000 years

Hello im back i gotta say i love your videos senetencing these criminals to their own cauldron of punishment

Walt had to get something for watching Jane die

The fact he would’ve been in jail for the rest of his life even if he was healthy in the first season is insane

I love how his fine is a joke in comparison to how much he made over the seasons, and when compared to his actual sentence.

There was also allowing Jane to die and kidnapping Holly as well as the video he made with false claims against Hank

Oh man, as soon as he got that first “unlawful manufacturing of methamphetamine” I knew he was in for it

at 4:56 Saul Goodman straight up says he commited "Misdemeanor trash burning" and said he needed to pay a fine.

Loved this

This is terrific. If for nothing else than posing as a fun way to learn about criminal justice.

Would him killing Krazy8 really be considered murder? Walt only starts to choke him after Krazy8 tries to stab him with a large shard.

Thoughts: Regarding the bomb , isnt manufacturing within itself also a crime? And if so would that be added on seprately or be a larger accessory to murder

Saul will get this down to a parking ticket

criminally underrated channel

I want to see if Joel Miller was charged for his crimes in the HBO Last of Us Series.

Nah, I think the prosecutor would've pushed for the death penalty for all those crimes but then again, I do believe most or some of those major crimes would be hard to prove because of lack of evidence.

As moot as it may be to point it out, you do have at least a fairly clever way of depicting the moment a crime is committed. Good content!

So almost 900 years in prison and near to a 200k fine. Thats nuts.

What about Jane's death? Isn't it illegal not to provide assistance when a person's life is endangered?

This is an interesting idea, what would the bad decisions of our favorite characters get us in real life? Cool vids!

I hope he gets out of prison in 878 years, pays the 171K fee from his 80M and starts a new life with the rest of the money.

this video deserves 1mil views

you missed the manslaughter charge when he killed jessoes gf

Felony murder rule would 100% apply to some of these.. making it even worse

This is sick. Can you do Jax of Sons of Anarchy?

With manufacturing, you should have counted each tented house in the montage as a separate charge, as each house is a new cook.

Letting Jane die was one of the worst things Walt did, yet it was completely legal.

Better Call Saul

Pretty sure they would take his $80 million as well.

4:57 The Actual Crime Walter Commits is Misdemeanor Trash Burning and he would get sentenced a fine of $52,000

I feel like an argument could be made regarding the charge given for murdering Gale. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Walther supposed to originally kill Gale?

imagine walter white spends time in 878+ years in prison and pays 171,000 dollars then continues his life as a normal person

1:22 How can be first degree murder if Krazy-8 tried to kill Walt with sharp, broken piece of plate

Still wondering where kidnapping holly is

Saul Goodman should be next as that would be interesting to see

1:08 I think it would be very arguable that his actions of kidnapping, imprisonment and killing of Domingo can be justified by Walt's fear for his life not just of Domingo but of his criminal underworld affiliations that may also threaten his life as a result of not doing what he did.

Ok, but your honor, it was really entertaining!

I kinda think the first murder would count as self defense tbh. But I’m not sure if the other person needs to physically attack you first (not just present a threat) in order for it to be considered that

I wouldn’t agree that the murder of crazy 8 was 1st degree, more like 2nd or self defence as Walt didn’t want to kill him but found out he was gonna be killed by crazy 8 when he was released so he didn’t really have a choice

I would mark the death of Krazy-8 as self defence since Krazy-8 wanted to kill Walt.

Not to mention every time he possesses the firearm with a defaced serial number

Wouldn't the killing of Krazy-8 be counted as self-defense, as Krazy was going to kill him with the ceramic shard?

Remember when Jesse leaves an he hires Todd and in a montage it shows around 15+ houses covered in green and yellow covers and a cook must have happened in every single one of those houses so that’s an extra 15 charges of unlawful manufacturing of methamphetamine

Well at least he can cover the financial aspect of his sentence

What a Heisenberg visit video, wow

Bro got 8 months to live..and you are giving him 878 years in prison??

Probably the saddest thing from this show was drew sharpe. Losing a child and never even finding a grave, bike, trace, anything must be devastating. Your imagination is the limit to the possibilities of the suffering your own creation has endured.

Bro could pay the fines easily, but would serve several lifetimes in jail lol

Maybe try to do the Ozark serie ?

You forgot the "not saying thank you for the waitress that wished you happy birthday". 100+ years in prison.

The best part is this is lowballing it pretty hard. Each day he went in to work for Gus would've been another charge of making meth. And he did that for a good few months

I think he forgot "unlawful manufacturing of methamphetamine".

wow this guy really was the danger

I dont know US laws, but in Estonia and in many other countries it is crime if you knowingly do not help person who is dying from overdose, injuries, bullet wounds, heart attack etc. D for Danger - Assess the situation. R for Response - Check consciousness, check on vital signs. A for Airway - Open airway. B for Breathing - Check respiration rates. C for Circulation - Give chest compressions. If you for some reason cant or dont know first aid methods yourself, at least call 911 / ambulance. Estonia law : § 123. Endangerment For placing and leaving another person in a situation that could endanger his life or seriously damage his health - is punished with a financial penalty or up to three years of imprisonment. § 124. Failure to help Knowingly failing to provide assistance to a person in a life-threatening condition in the event of an accident or general danger, if providing assistance would have been possible without endangering the assistant, - shall be punished with a monetary penalty or up to three years of imprisonment. Leaving Jane dying was one of the worst crimes Walt did in early seasons (along with killing Krazy-8 with bycycle lock) and showed that he totally lost his moral compass. Human life did not matter to him any more . He was ready to kill and leave person dying if it meant it saves his meth business and he is not caught by police..

the doctor gave him 1-2 years but the judge gave him more tahn 878

Hope that judge has alot of protection

Technically he evaded arrest when he died

Car door slams Walter's Sentence: Shoots up 9 years.

almost a thousand year sentence, imagine if he could live that out?

If I took a swig every time Walter would be charged for Unlawful Manufacturing of Methamphetamine... I'd wake up to see him and Gus themselves.

He also would have his Tesco club card revoked probably

You're making Walter look like a bad guy! An inspiration for us all he is.

The fact this is twice as long a video than Gus's is wild.

All crimes: 1 year. Tax evasion: 877 years and 171k

He definitely wont have a problem paying the fine

9:56, I feel like I'm looking at one of those tables where the achievements of Messi or Cristiano that occasionally appear are shown.