Breaking Crusader Kings 3 By Having EVERY Trait & 100 STATS - Crusader Kings 3 

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There's no way you can convince me this man isn't just Red Thanos

The lack of an Ironside intro shakes me to my core

Queen Skeletor Of Jerusalem isn't something I thought I would hear waking up today.

>Least wanted child gets plague ISP: We'll do nothing (including isolating him) I want him to die anyhow. >Death gives plague to the favorite child >Favorite dies to plague >Death recovers from plague ISP: How did you recover? >Death Dies too Death's last words: YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE >Multiple heirs and wife end up dying from plague too. >Sad stands alone.

I love how Prince Sad looked like he was in his 60s when he was only around 30 lmao

Why does Prince Sad actually look like a passable human being when he grows that beard.

Was listening to the vid while making dinner: "Skeletor eh? Probably just skinny" *looks at phone* "Oh my-"

12:20 "Prince Death of Pain & Suffering"

“I was dying from the moment I came into this world. Nothing you could do to me could equal even one moment of my own tortured existence.” -attributed to King help me of Pomerania

Queen Skeletor was one of the best parts of this video

Normal Players: Hey guys today we are gonna reform rome let's go! ISP: I WILL CREATE THE PERFECT SPECIMEN

it's kind of crazy how king help me didn't age a day until he died at like, 80. give me your skin routine you absolute madman

"What if I played as a Demon Prince of Nurgle?"

"Prince Death of Pain & Suffering" was truly destined for ill fate

I bet when Skeltor dies shes just going to trip and turn to dust when she hits the ground

Did anyone else notice that at 8:30, it said: "This is you, unfortunately," and at 16:05 when it said "This is you, though you don't always feel like yourself."😆😂

"So what do you do for a living?" "I'm a game developer at Paradox!" "Oh wow that sounds exciting! I bet it's so glamorous!" *Flashback to that entire week spent creating CGI open sores and buboes* "Yeeeeaaahhhh..."

Skeletor informing you someone was trying to assassinate Skeletor had me howling XD

A character having every single trait *I'm the STATman*

Funfact: Over here in Germany the beaches of Pommerania are a very popular beach holiday target

PUT THE MASK BACK! PUT THE MASK BACK! PUT THE MASK BACK!

I appreciate you not letting your shilling cut into our ten minutes of mapies

When he goes on the pilgrimage, you hover over your character and I like how it says "this is you, unfortunately"

9:07 that's what the necrons looked like before the flesh forges

The boi is sponsored by Surfshark *They grow up so fast*

>Kingdom of pain and suffering As a Pomeranian all I can say is that it's fucking accurate

"This is you, unfortunately" Lmao

Remember that one time female Skeletor took control of Castle Grayskull from Jerusalem? The crusades were dark times.

Prince Death of Pain and Suffer is pretty epic name

Look guys, this is what isp's father looks like.

"Prince Death of Pain & Suffering" is a title some edgy teen would put to their OC

Shouldn’t have been eating a taco when he took that mask off.

For me, as a Russian speaker, Pomerania already sounds literally like "the land of dying"

Oh my god. Skeletor and Death had me crying, I was laughing so hard.

13:54 Fun fact, in French "little death" means orgasm! RIP little Death.

I managed to remain relatively calm throughout the first half. But then Skeletor daughter came, and now I'm in tears.

I actually got a Pizza Hut ad when he zoomed on Mr Tomato's face and I seriously lost my shit

Everytime you say gravy babies, a angel is born

Pro tip: Don't eat while watching this character creation

I had an asthma attack watching this, so funny, couldn't breathe for laughing - worth it XD

Prince sad looks like one of those drama masks for melincoly

When your son the imbodiment of plauge itself lives longer than your completely healthy one

He looks like the Freddy Krueger of Santa Claus.

I have not laughed this much in a long time. Rewatched it and laughed so much a got the hiccups.

I was laughing my ass off the whole time, could barely breathe lol. Thanks for the laugh.

If I don’t have the chance in the next couple of videos Merry Christmas to you all

BRO HIS EYE BANDAGE LOOKS LIKE A GIGANT UNIBROW🤣🤣🤣

Truly capture the true meaning of "I want to die"

The Skeletor child made me crack, thag was so funny

I haven't laughed this hard in forever 🤣

Imagine being a soldier in the royal castle, working at late night and then you see the thumbnail of the video loking at you

That face that even a mother couldn't love... 😂😱😂

I laughed so hard thank, you for this *masterpiece* of genetic nightmares!

Skeletor is one of the greatest characters I have seen in this game holy crap.

Oh my, I was not prepared for long HRE at the end

“This is you, unfortunately.” I DIED

The twist is this is the beginning of the mega campaign

Mega campaign when?

I never knew how badly I needed this video - truly a masterpiece of epic proportions!

This is how I like to play CK2, unironically. If I'm having fun, it doesn't matter if I cheat. XD

ISP I don't know if you'll read this message but the video was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I couldn't stop laughing, keep up the great work and thanks for the laughs!

I’ve never related to a character in a video game this much.

"...the last words of Help Me Ahahahaha..." -He must have died while typing it. -Come on! -That's what it says. -Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to type "Ahahahaha" He'd just say it. -That's what's typed in the game. -Perhaps he was dictating it. -Shut up! -Does it say anything else? -No! -Just "Help me Ahahahahaha."

10:08 King Henry VIII be like…

That idea with living biogolical weapon it's great.

**CLIMBS INTO BATHTUB OF EGGNOG AND GRAVY NECK DEEP** "History boy ready!!"

This is truly a nation blessed by nurgle

I watch people play this seriously, so this is funny as hell.

I have never laughed so hard at ck3 video till now💀💀

14:00 that will be my nightmare

“Well I ain’t too surprised you killed her”, I am dead!!!

Ok, so around the 10 minute mark, just read the the Great Pox "treatment". That makes me want to gag. She took the syphilis scabs from someone with worse syphilis than him, ground them into a powder, and made him inhale them. Wow

ISP going to steal this be careful isorrow

A playthrough trying to get this dynasty surviving for as long as possible would be cool

Paradox and the CK3 character avatar system they created have shaken me to my very core.

This video was great for my body positivity, after seeing this I can now confidently look at myself

Imagine being conquered by Pain and Suffering

So is this the family you're going to pull the "Paradox Mega Campaign" with, cause that'd be fucking rad

Princess Skeltor makes me laugh when you say her name. All the kids make me laugh

Bill Gates:I can’t wait to see what people do with computers ISP: 4:21

I've been following this channel for a while and i am just waiting until the algorythm detects this as "Little nightmares".

Sorta reminds me of one of my dynasty members that got all of the diseases and such and still lived for a few years. Man's didn't want to die

"Only things he can recover from" Ah yes I recovered from Blindness by myself last weak

I just finished cyberpunk, I needed this

Bit late but next nostalgia November ISP should also bring back old merch. Would love the chance to get a Denmark is not real hoodie.

Little girl: Mom can we get a tomato? Mom: No honey we have a tomato at home Tomato at home: 4:13

I haven't laughed that hard in a while, thanks for that

im literally having trouble seeing and breathing while watching this

You should named your character "Chef Boyardi"

This isn’t my mega campaign! Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Prince Sad: "I don't want to be sad anymore. I want to be happy." _becomes rival_

He's like the frikin SCP Nobels. Jesus christ.

8:32 “This is you, unfortunately”

2:20 Well, actually, the Baltic coast of Pommerenia has always been a very popular resort and holiday spot. Also the lakes, rivers and woods of northern Pommerenia make a nice trip location.

"I am going to show you the reality of messing with genetics" - Hubsburg moment

Queen SKeletor had me rolling xD

Spiff would be proud

The last time I was this early Bush was still loved by some people.

your kids are slowly becoming members of Slipknot.