Brewstew - Dead-End Job 

Best part about being a porter is taking the long way to a customers house so you spend less time in the hell that is a car dealership.

“Y’all sold me a Ford Focus that drives like old people fuck” I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

This is a masterpiece for anyone working as a porter.

I was a porter for 3 years. Everything in this video is painfully accurate. I definitely don't miss that job. It definitely did have its fun moments.

Being someone who works at a Ford dealership, this couldn't be more accurate of what it's like. 😂

“Alrighty dighty dippaty do what is it I can I do for you.”

(2:50) I fell like we all have that “oh I’m the dumb idiot” at least once in our life

I landed a job as a porter, when working my first shift, I took my lunch break then never went back. Best job decision I've made yet.

I know I’m not the only one who say “Alright” like it’s the opening

The Beavis and butthead part had me cracking up

I laughed so hard. I worked at a car dealership for a short while. They are all criminals.

I was a tech at a Jeep dealership and I would always be nice to the porter's, take care of them and help them out when I'd see they needed help. A lot of them were cool, a few weren't friendly. I had porter's hanging out at my stall all the time, I had fun listening to their stories of shit that happened at the dealership. I miss working at the dealership I had good times working on vehicles.

This should be a show on adult swim

I think it’s illegal he didn’t eat the cookies

I worked as a lot technician for a few years in high school/college, can confirm it was a miserable bottom rung experience but my god it was one of the most fun jobs I've had. It was two of us catering to three small dealers and were so unimportant we didn't even have a manager and as long as it looked like we were working nobody bothered us which meant we could do pretty much do whatever while on the clock. Besides whipping dozens of cars with single digit mileage between lots at Mach 3 all day, perfectly lining up a shipment of 40+ brand new Corvettes in front of the showroom, or driving all over the state it was heaven... Then the management changed and all the perks evaporated so I left for greener pastures. Good times...

The “Aw hell of it I got cookies out of it” is so me 🤣🤣

You and Brewer are like an off brand Shaggy and Scooby, we need more adventures of Brew and Stew.

As a wise man one said “Alright”

"Beavis and butt-head laugh" I'm dying

Poor brewer 😂😂 But also lucky bastard got free cookies. 😂

I noticed that Most of Tyler's stories end with him Shoveling someone else's shit.

Man imagine seeing Tyler at a Ford dealership.

It's funny how this channel is called brewstew, but brewer only did one video years ago, and it's only ever been Tyler since then

What if brewer is secretively Michael

When you said why is this guy talking like Willy Wonka, I actually pictured Ned Flanders from the Simpson's

You are legit one of the only RU-vidrs that makes me laugh

The part where he said he worked there for 7 years instead of a couple weeks was so funny I laughed and spit out my food onto my phone😂😂😂

This video makes me feel so much better about my life choices.

This is better than South Park.

“Small child! What are you doing back there?” 😂

I'm pretty sure every employee at our local chevy dealership has used this video as their training

100% accurate representation of a service porter 😂 less bathroom cleaning more driving for me but funniest shit I’ve seen all day

Brewerd: ah the hell with it I got cookies out it at least Me: now he's speaking my language

For legal reasons, he said “hungover TWENTY-ONE year old”

This encapsulated my experience with porters so well. I almost pissed myself laughing. Signed, A Tech in a Dead End Job.

This is 100% spot on! Years ago i was an auto tech for a ford dealership and this was 100% of our porters haha Even had a porter get in a nasty car and was verbally talking shit about it, and the customer was on a phone call that was Bluetooth connected to the car and they heard everything he said haha. Good times, but yes, that is a dead end job for sure!

More car dealership stories, here we go again.

Edit update: For some reason I was never notified that my comment had responses or even up votes. I answered some but like the video there's so much more that happened. I could go on for hours. Graduated high school in 2002, got a job as a porter at a Ford dealership that my buddy was working at. Had that job for 2.5 years, and absolutely loved it! This video was insanely accurate to the stuff that happened at the dealership. One porter was selling a new car salesman weed at jacked up prices and pinching off some for himself. Our boss was banging the finance lady. We used to sleep in the cars in the detail shop on Saturdays. There was an electric golf cart the we used to take into the back woods go plow down dieing trees and hit dirt jumps the local kids made. I have no idea how none of us ever got fired.

the fact that someone else has accidentally had their foot on the gas in park makes me feel less alone in the world, thanks brewstew

“Uhh sorry I don’t know how cars work apparently” me neither Tyler.

This is the funniest one ever cause I’ve done shit like this.

i’m not even joking i dropped a garage door on the back of a crosstrek as a porter. it’s a rite of passage or something

This was absolutely great!

0:53 - 1:10 This little clip is so simple yet so genius. The laughing makes it all the more funnier.

Being a lube tech at a dealership has more respect than a porter.

3:00 Yes, this, I can agree with. Note to anyone who gets there oil or tire rotated, have your car cleaned. Because I have to search for your locking wheel nut under all your garbage. The amount of of used tissues, French fries and coffee cups I have touched on accident, I can start my own restaurant

The bevis and butthead part had me dieing

People watching: Damn that sucks Poor Him Me: HEYYYYYY THATS MY LIFE

Whenever these come out it’s like Christmas

1:29 pause before you play, 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER!

3:15, I am done 😂🤣

*"Standing around by the tires, laughing like Beavis and Butthead all day long!"* 0:59 😅😂

I used to work at a Cadillac dealership and my boss told me to bring a CTS-V in for a reprogram. So I'm outside looking for it, hitting the panic button, and I can't find it to save my life. After about 5 minutes of this one of the salesmen come out fuming. He's all "are you looking for a blue CTS-V?" I'm like "yeah howd you know?" "It's in the show room! You're scaring all the customers!"

Is it just me or do I love it when Tyler says “aw sick.” 😂

I FRIGGIN LOVE THESE VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

"small child what are you doing there" 😂🤣

Brewer sounds like Ned Flanders. “ HEY neighborino” goes Ned Flanders

Dude is a legend. Your videos have seriously helped me through some dark time's.

Dude thank you very much and im glad you can make people laugh out loud to your videos your freaking awesome!!

I’m watching this in a diner because I’m a social outcast

*drawing stickfigure cartoons* Drawing has only stick arms

The cookies 🍪 had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂

Just this one video gains my total loyalty. I will now watch everything and continue for life.

All I learned is the greatest excuse ever “Sorry I don’t know how cars work”

Being subbed to brewstew is a never ending roller coaster of forgetting about his existence and getting super excited when he uploads. Oh and by the way, please check out my CS:GO edits I do, they're not that bad (I hope so) would mean the world to me! Thanks :)

2:42 is that the excite bike redlining I hear?

If I had known that all my stick figure cartoons I've been making for the past 5 years would've been this enjoyed I would've posted them ages ago...

I was a lot attended at a local Hyundai dealership, and all I can say was it was one of the most interesting jobs I've ever had! we had to get gas for all kinds of different brands, makes and models of cars. I also worked in the wash bay and got to take all different kinds of cars for drives to! I drove everything from a twin turboed Subaru legacy, decked out fair lady 300z's and the 3.8 Hyundai Genesis sport coupe. It did come with its drawbacks, we had to wash cars in the freezing cold weather with s***** heat and also hall people around whether car was being worked on. But there's never a dull moment! I even saw the technicians clear codes on used cars before they sold them, some pretty shady s*** went on lol! And whenever I would take the cars out to get gas which was about a 7 mi round trip on country roads I would hot rod the absolute hell out of them lol!

It’s nice to know there are other people who have made idiotic screwups at their soul crushing jobs. Makes me feel better inside

I just love these videos

I can’t be the only one who knows the guy at 1:36 is the 6th grade math teacher.

Car Dealership 2: Electric Boogaloo Car Dealership Reloaded Car Dealership Ressurection

Someone: posts vid Bots: It’s free real estate ;-)

Working for a few dealerships including Ford, I could totally relate lol this video is 98% accurate

I worked at a car dealership for several years and all of this sounds like real talk. Please keep making videos

"It smells like Rosie o'donnell's belly button in here" 😂😂😂😂💀💀

I was a porter at a chevy dealership and this is giving me the most specific PTSD flashbacks. On the bright side I backed into a highway patrol car in the car wash, pretty much totaled it and had to drive it to the body shop across town as an 18 year old in a beanie and it was probably the most entertaining moment of my life on behalf of the looks I was given

I worked at a Subaru dealership over the summer and I don’t think I’ve seen something as relatable as this vid. Like omg so much of the stuff u experience was so spot on

I spit out my drink laughing at the good news there at the end! 😂

Me and my friend to a tee, "standing around laughing like beavis and butthead all day."

I worked at Big O tires in the city of Norco CA, about 20 years ago as an installer doing oil changes and tire changes... anyway, there were a total of 3 installers including myself that worked there regularly, the other two guys were twin brothers and on one morning they both quit, leaving me all by myself to handle EVERYTHING that came in. I was juggling multiple cars with oil changes, tire rotations, wheel balancing, the whole nine yards.. while I was running around trying to get all this shit done, my boss tells me that there is an emergency job that I have to do and pulls me off all other cars... he needed me to change out two tires on a trailer that was carrying a small yacht. And when I say small yacht... I'm talking a massive fuckin boat. Well, I got the tires changed all right but under the stress of having to hurry back and finish the other cars I was working on, I completely forgot to torque down the lug nuts on the one side of the trailer.... about 20 minutes after the trailer left I could hear my boss screaming from inside the sale room floor... the fucking boat spilled across interstate 15 just a couple miles down the highway from the shop. Atleast one of, or possibly even both of the tires popped off the trailer. I literally saw my boss through a glass window being restrained from coming after me in the garage. No questions...., no goodbyes... I grabbed my shit from my locker and split. And that was all she wrote for me at Big O tires...

He is back again, and with more entertainment for quarantine

2:57 bro found out what part of being a mechanic is like

I just discovered this today during my dead end job. This shit is gold! I'm about to subscribe and watch the backlog.

“Alrighty dighty dippity doo what can I do for you?” “Why does he talk like willy wonka” Lol I died Edit: why so much hate? It’s just a comment on RU-vid from somebody who is just saying part of the video is funny

I’m really confused on why y’all dislike his vids

It's 6am and just found this in my recommendation. This is the most funniest thing 🤣

All your videos are absolutely awesome. I relate with everyone as if we grew up in the same neighborhood 😂 this video was so damn funny I found myself re winding it like every 10 seconds! Good work man!

why would some child’s parents not help him exit the car lmao

We all know it's gonna be a good vid when we hear "alright"😂

This is the funnest thing I’ve seen in a long time lol

I love the beavus and butthead laugh lol

So much funnier when you’ve actually worked at a dealership

I worked at a gas station with a service garage next door. They did little things like oil changes and tire rotation, and I was the worse employee they ever had. I actually got banned from the service part because I went to turn on a hose and spray down an over heated engine. I'm glad the hose was locked up and the manager saw what I was doing. That is just one of many stories I had lol.

your channel is absolutely amazing, your content is perfectly funny!!

I just bumped into this video on my lunch break and it is hilarious! 😂 Laughing so hard I can’t breathe 😂

These stories get better and funnier every episode. Nice job.

I swear this guy only pops up when rent is in a week

I used to be aporter/shuttler for AWC. We took convoys of brand new cars from lot to lot for upfittings, storage and delivery. Talk about a job that requires self control. We handled mostly Chrysler, so we had a lot of trucks, vans SUVs and quite a few challengers and chargers, including brand new shakers, and hellcats. Things that even in ship mode with the power restricted could still peel tires with no problem

These videos always have me laughing uncontrollably