Brian Regan - Pop-Tarts Shouldn't Have Directions

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#BrianRegan, comedian and writer, brings his sarcastic, observational comedy to the 1999 #JustForLaughs Festival in Montreal.
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@alexmathewmendoza 7 лет назад

I saw him in 2009 and at the end of his set he took requests and everyone was shouting for the poptart bit and the big yellow one is the sun and he performed them!

@mickeyduke1910 6 лет назад

Alex Mathew Mendoza my absolute favorite is the "you too" bit. That's the first I ever heard of him and was a fan ever since!

@topdogred 6 лет назад

Stupid in school

@user-qr3xn7ef4b 5 лет назад

And the big yellow one in the middle is the sun. The yellow one is the sun. The sun

@johnleonard317 4 года назад

"Girth units" is my favorite

@raramcgee4982 2 года назад

I make my niece say "the big yellow one is the sun" and point at it while in public with her parents. They arnt fans of it.

@duartecanario 8 лет назад

he's a comedy genius

@peejay4606 5 лет назад

I love Brian Regan 😍😘

@greenspringvalley 6 лет назад

Microwave directions because people get the middle too hot. Tosster directions because they toast it with the paper on.

@greenspringvalley 6 лет назад

Bill Vee are you 2 years old or 3 years old. If 2, then you are excused. If 3, then act your age.

@Menyhard 7 лет назад

What where thinking right.before you hit the.pavement. Haaa haa lol

@stevematson4808 5 лет назад

Pop tarts have caught fire iin toasters and burned down houses

@sausageassassinn 4 года назад

I can’t put how funny this is to words...just...👌

@calebjohnson2303 5 лет назад

those are some baggy pants!!!

@b2d327 6 лет назад

I think Brian and Will Ferril could play brothers in a movie. They look like they could be related and if they had that on screen chemistry, they could pull off a comedy blockbuster

@NicoleCzarnecki 5 лет назад

Or Kevin Bacon could play him in a biopic (or vice versa).

@heuristix77 4 года назад

A parody where they play George and Jeb Bush

@funguy170 4 года назад

OMG! He IS the missing link between Will Ferrell and Rob Riggle, they could actually play triplets with him in the middle!

@thomasbrown2650 4 года назад

Add Jim Carry to the mix and you would have a winning formula 😂

@lordpun7779 4 года назад

Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time

@Palidor19 4 года назад

Brian Regan: Pop Tarts Jim Gaffigan: Hot Pockets

@matttrafton2725 3 года назад

Pop Pockets🎵

@ubernerrd Год назад

Caliente pockets!

@benjiarehart2878 6 лет назад

My favorite comedian of all time, and no, his material is new every year. Seinfeld called him the funniest comedian he'd ever heard.

@jaerivus 4 года назад

Seinfeld, Regan, and Gaffigan are my top 3 clean comics. On a superficial level I think their comedy is already brilliant, but when you factor in that they're 1) constantly writing new material and throwing away most of the old, and 2) intentionally avoiding easy laughs profanity can provide any comic, they come off more like master craftsmen, placing hurdles in their own paths that most simply walk around.

@calebshammot1551 4 года назад

@@jaerivus c by

@jaerivus 4 года назад

@@calebshammot1551 I didn't understand that.

@calebshammot1551 4 года назад

Jaerivus McGuillicutti not sure what happened with that. I don’t remember commenting on anything. Guess I’m going to change my password

@jaerivus 4 года назад

@@calebshammot1551 I figured i was just out of the loop with internet shorthand! Haha

@JumpinJAKEFlash 7 лет назад

One of my all time favorite comedians.

@megadynesystems2557 8 лет назад

Wonder why we don't see him in more movies. He'd make a great character actor.

@Kruppt808 6 лет назад

MegaDyneSystems , we got a poor man's Will Ferrell. .... will that work in Elf 4?

@dmed312 6 лет назад

Well, he is 60, so kinda near the end of his career.

@justfetus 6 лет назад

he likes doing standup.

@URKillingme100 5 лет назад

MegaDyneSystems - Because Jim Carrey and Will Farrell already exist.

@PokeMan113 5 лет назад

what if he doesn't want act as a character but rather an object instead like a chair or table

7 лет назад

Then my leg snapped in half and I was thinkin "Hey, maybe I should get a puppy." LOL

@colepfeiffer5454 4 года назад

Smarty The Pants I like how I read this in his voice

@pegleg00 8 лет назад

He makes me laugh out loud every time I see his standup.

@JumpinJAKEFlash 8 лет назад

Same here. He's one of my all time favorite stand-up comedians.

@NeoJinn 8 лет назад

me 3

@tybrazeal3223 5 лет назад

I actually had a guy approach me in the store a couple of weeks ago and ask me how to prepare pop tarts. I had to point out the directions on the box and explain the entire pop tart heating algorithm. I had this bit in mind the entire time. I couldn’t believe it was actually happening.

@budg.6094 2 года назад

I think this customer was doing a check to see if you would pick up on this classic Brian Regan bit. I would have told him, “Step 1: Toast the Pop Tart!”

@christopherbramwell8262 Год назад

10 step long form directions: Step 1: Open pop tart package. Step 2: Remove pop tart from package Step 3: Have plate ready Step 4: Place pop tart in toaster Step 5: Stand close to toaster Step 6: Remove pop tart Step 7: Enjoy pop tart Step 8: Buy many pop tarts Step 9: Tell many friends about pop tarts Step 10: Repeat

@jntj3007 6 лет назад

Brian was hilarious from day one of his stand up career. He's one of the most underrated comics, ever.

@tinntinnamp 2 года назад

I totally agree. I die laughing every time I watch him. I never even considered the fact he was a "clean" comic, had no idea what that was. It dawned on me when I saw multiple comment talking about it. I think he is one of the funniest people ever, and realizing he doesn't rely on trash talk, cussing, etc (which I love a good cussing haha) just made it more magical to me!

@PyroInTheFace21 7 лет назад

What the fuck was going on in the standup community in the 90's Why are all of their suits waaay too big

@wandashirkey9654 Год назад

He is by far one of my favorite stand up comics. The bit he does about going to emergency room is hilarious. Say 8, say 8.

@controlclerk 10 месяцев назад

Lol. "Merge... merge... everybody merge."

@amba8664 4 месяца назад

When I went, I said "7". MAN I BLEW IT.

@NoOrdinaryCreator 6 лет назад

Surprised to know that my favorite comedian is now 60 years old

@TampaJohn 5 лет назад

My favorite bit of his was in his early days. He was talking about drinking out of a fountain. And the water pressure was really low. And as he was trying to get water out of it, he said in that voice of his. “I’m very thirsty..............I’m PARCHED!” The way he told it had me rolling.

@dalekdx 4 года назад

Don't underestimate how stupid people are. My room-mate used to cook frozen pizza with the cardboard that came with it. I had to show him the instructions on the box because he keep insisting he was doing it right.

@kootrell 3 года назад

Were they Celeste pizzas? They used to come with a thin crisping disc you would place on top of the box and then the pizza on that. Pretty sure the instructions suggested you microwave the pizza on the box it came in.

@SmithsnMoz 6 лет назад

Dudes funny!! THE BEST THING ABOUT HIS COMEDY IS THAT IT'S CLEAN!! .. NO NEED TO DROP F' BOMBS AND SEXUAL STUFF!!. . GREAT COMEDIAN! !

@peejay4606 5 лет назад

Agreed

@tykuresa22 5 лет назад

Joseph Greene what is this, AP English? Shut the hell up

@ralphdougherty1844 5 лет назад

Oh did you get offended?

@vincentmazur580 5 лет назад

Thats not the best thing about him. Tge best thing is just how damn funny he is.

@keece8472 3 года назад

Agreed man! Amen tho

@mellownessuperstar2618 4 года назад

This dude should have been hired by SNL to play George W. Bush... I'm sure it's already been said but I didn't feel like reading and comments.

@yaakw 4 года назад

Exactly what i was thinking. The arms and walk.

@valeriabryant4378 3 года назад

Funny doesn’t need to full of profanity. 😂

@brianregan1698 Год назад

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

@wjlintz 7 лет назад

5 laugh-packed minutes. Nobody does it better.

@stevenphillips6127 3 года назад

Step 3: Butter unfrosted side after removing from toaster. You're welcome.

@johnbeauvais3159 3 года назад

“I put butter on a pop tart it’s so freaking good”

@kevinm8375 7 лет назад

the poptart skit is still one of his best

@Heavenzvoice 6 лет назад

Kevin M yep equivalent to Gaffigans Hot Pockets! They need to get all the best comedians and do their best food bit. complication.

@xaenon 5 лет назад

He neglected to mention the directions for heating poptarts on an iron. Yes, the kind of iron you press your clothes with.

@geordiedynes2088 3 года назад

I was a kid when I first watched this. Now in my 40's, I've seen him 3 times, and crossed borders to do it; and without a doubt, Brian Regan is my favourite stand-up comedian of all time

@bricknmotor 2 года назад

Im sorry

@ryancarmona290 4 месяца назад

The guy above me saying I’m sorry is funnier than this whole bit

@padrefrancisco66 7 лет назад

One of my favorite comedians.

@HollandDamien 6 лет назад

Hard to believe this was almost 20 years ago. Time flies.

@janoahtindell8999 3 года назад

Love you ❤️ Brian Regan 💋

@timothycrystal2623 3 года назад

Pop tarts need Air Fryer instructions... that would be delicious

@coly4ever 2 года назад

Saw him in “Loudermilk” he is actually a good actor.

@Passport22 6 лет назад

He has that George Bush permanent look on his face

@luckyhappyman3195 5 лет назад

@beautifulbrittany1868 4 года назад

That's his character.

@johnhollis921 3 года назад

One of the most underrated and just naturally talented comedians of all time.

@scissors656 Год назад

the directions are in the name ! "POP TARTS" unsless you micromanage your toaster, don't worry about it. LOL

@Tonioisuptosum 4 года назад

HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?!

@Juan_rivera 8 месяцев назад

Most clean comedians suck but this guy is hilarious

@jpfitness_ 6 лет назад

Brian Reagan is the BEST!!! I am crying!!!

@SpandexMan01 6 лет назад

You can eat them cold

@Heavenzvoice 6 лет назад

James Spidey Esquivel Believe it or not this is my favorite way. Heating them up makes them taste different...

@MrPAULONEAL 5 лет назад

You barbarian...

@darrenmarquez3866 4 года назад

It’s healthier to throw out the pop tarts and eat the cardboard box they came in

@scootover7 4 года назад

One of the bosses I use to work for , use to call them flavored cardboard

@srj34 4 года назад

I literally never heat them up

@scruffyeaston 6 лет назад

I love Brian, he’s in my top three favorite comedians. He seemed kinda nervous in this video though, either that or he was out of breath.

@andrej1659 2 года назад

“For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus” Romans 3:23-24

@conor8629 8 лет назад

He's one of my favorites ever

@tapfever7102 3 года назад

Ur first congrats

@taylorstrode4763 6 лет назад

He could make 3 fitted suits out that one

@commonsense7886 4 года назад

I need more 8...gimme some 8...ask for the 8! I took my gf to the emergency room...it hurt her just to talk...nurse asked her to rate her pain...she almost killed the bastard....ha

@guitarandotherthings6090 2 года назад

Its funny how much deeper our voices continue to get every 10-20 years.

@KungFuMojo 2 года назад

He's got the George Bush head bopping thing. LOL!

@theweirdparents54 3 года назад

Who down votes Brian? W. T. F.

@jtconner7599 6 лет назад

One of the greatest mysteries of all time is why no video of Brian Regan doing George Bush impressions exists.

@snobunni4808 6 лет назад

JTConner LOLLL I was just thinking this while watching his head bobs and facial expressions 😂😂

@bull3440 Год назад

This guy is one of the best comedians but sadly this bit didn't make me laugh at all. From the title I thought it was going to be funnier.

@buttoningpuppet2518 4 года назад

He looks like a cross between Will Ferrel and Kevin Bacon

@Daniel_Grgic 3 года назад

That is very accurate.

@LuP-n8y 4 месяца назад

Can't believe he's not in Seinfeld's new movie about pop tarts!!!

@robertodibaggio8181 2 года назад

"How do I get that goodness in me?".. many a philosopher has pondered...

@michaelhalstead7532 3 года назад

Brian is brilliant

@darththomarius6751 4 года назад

See, only a man can make Pop Tarts and the B-seat on a motorcycle funny like this!

@edantes2008 5 лет назад

This guy is hilarious, my kind of comedy, thanks for the video.

@TampaJohn 5 лет назад

Brian is definitely one of the best out there.

@maddymud Год назад

Did this piece inspire Jerry’s recent project?

@Noah-jc8qp 4 года назад

He looks like the child of will ferrel and rick astley

@yeeluvspizza 4 года назад

Click click click click click click click click click!!

@MacJunkyFlips 5 лет назад

Best clean comidian

@MONEYwithMARKALBERT 5 лет назад

Brian Regan is one of the funniest guys in stand up!!!

@BaldwinBay 3 года назад

Brian has paid his dues. Comedy Classic. Did see him one time many years ago. May have been the Comedy Store. Cracked the funny bone! 🃏

@jamesm.3967 3 года назад

He is MILES above Jim Carrey.

@cedrickmoore5459 7 лет назад

The first time is always best.

@michaelandrews4323 7 лет назад

Wait wait wait wait wait...HOLD ON A FREAKING MINUTE! He used the pop tart skit TWICE!? Maybe even more! I've seen him do that skit multiple times! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

@Rashknaw 7 лет назад

Melanie Andrews comedians do use the joke more then once,it's not just made for one time,lol

@stevemcgee99 7 лет назад

I've seen him live in the last couple years. He came out for an encore and half the crowd shouted 'Pop Tarts!". He did a short version then moved on to something else.

@Penguinssss 4 года назад

Still amazing all those years ago. He polished those jokes up so nicely for the man on the moon special.

@danoguitar 6 лет назад

Just saw him this year. This guy is the best

@lillaidbakjr1027 3 года назад

I M B E C I L L E N

@funguy170 4 года назад

I haven't watched the video yet, but never put a fudge Pop-Tart in the toaster! It will destroy it.

@antonioaversa1418 5 лет назад

Evil Knievil what were you thinking.....

@Steverino322 Год назад

Reminds me of my grandma when she moved, got an electric stove instead of gas and forgot how to cook ramen now she doesn't want to ever cook herself ramen again. I was like "You know just because it's electric and not gas step one still says "Bring water to a rolling boil" but she didn't even let the water heat up. Just chucked the noodles into lukewarm water and then took them out undercooked and still crunchy. You do know what boiling water looks like right? If college kids can cook ramen you've been alive way too long to make excuses for not knowing how to boil water.

@mr.wizard2974 5 лет назад

I betbBrian didn't know the pop tart originally was called"Fruit Scone".

@davidalexander3320 4 года назад

My directions 1. Remove poptart from wrapper. 2. Eat poptart.

@knittylane3016 Год назад

As an RN I was aware of an aide who inserted a suppository without removing the wrapper so, yes, I guess all those directions are sometimes necessary. (OWWW,!)

@thebrain9384 5 лет назад

Need more, maybe some new stuff? love it.

@russ7414 Год назад

We have POP TART instructions b/c we have people that sue restaurants cuz they didn't know how hot their coffee was.

@yazajag 5 лет назад

Omg I felt afraid for him while telling the motorcycle story. You're supposed to go over that stuff before getting on the bike!😂😂😂

@RobertHurleyJr 6 лет назад

Started zap frying my pop tarts back when I first heard his bit. I'm not in as much a rush as his bit, but 3-5 seconds to microwave em is more convenient.

@jainubeezy1 5 лет назад

Not fucking funny at all. I hate any person who would think this is funny. Unbelievable.

@CIF-pm7tk 5 месяцев назад

Brian is great, the only issue I had was I saw him and then 2 years later he came back and I was like, wow, can’t wait! Well, it was 90% the same set.

@jackedkerouac4414 3 года назад

It's a monumental achievement that he got Canadians to laugh pretty loud

@kilgoretrout321 3 года назад

This...isn't that funny. I don't understand why he's hyped. But maybe he oversold the pop tart but somewhat

@davidwatters424 4 месяца назад

They put the directions on there to avoid lawsuits because if you put the wrapper in the toaster and burn your house down and try to sue, they can say at court that you were supposed to follow the directions.

@thethingwithfins 5 лет назад

If you're heating up your poptart you're doing it wrong!

@keece8472 3 года назад

Amen brother

@paulpolpiboon9535 5 лет назад

His eyes are like Ray Liottas haha, sometimes he looks like Will Ferrell, sometimes I think he's a Baldwin brother lol. But his comedy is unmistakable, this man is hilarious loved his Netflix show

@EPrimeify 8 лет назад

How come most of the videos on this channel say they're not available in my country? When I live in Canada....

@richym3899 8 лет назад

Cuz fuck you guys

@TarikM 7 лет назад

Canada is a country, im not kidding.

@Cherriedsalmonbowl 6 лет назад

VPN

@dingleberrythebuttplugger5253 5 лет назад

+River Davison Canadia is not a country.

@ralphdougherty1844 5 лет назад

America’s hat

@joseluismariscalreyes148 3 года назад

I even jacked a poptart today 2020 December jacked poptart toaster ate one in a half jacked poptart

@autodidacticartisan 4 года назад

I saw this set when I was like 11 years old, and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. God it feels good to finally hear it again. I'm 23 now btw

@bricknmotor 2 года назад

Now your 24!!!!!!!!

@autodidacticartisan 2 года назад

@@bricknmotor just turned 25 actually

@bricknmotor 2 года назад

@@autodidacticartisan better tell youtube then

@xaenon 5 лет назад

Just think. That child he mentions can vote now.