"Some men just want to watch the world burn." - Dr. Bright in a nutshell. Also... Dr. Bright is not allowed to put SCP-999 into a bowl and label it "Jello."
Bright: a man who wishes to die constantly because what happened to his family, and is starting to lose the ability to feel the consequences of his actions from insanity How everyone sees him: *Funny chainsaw man*
He gotta do _something_ to vent off the depression... And there's only so many ways you can keep Angsting before you decide to drive O5 Insane by being wacky...
Doctor Bright is not allowed to show SCP 269 any content form the Warhammer 40K franchise for any reason. No, just because "If the Ordo Hereticus was real they would agree with me". We don't need another heavily-armed hostile GOI to deal with, thank you very much.
@@fadelsukoco3092 No, using SCP 269 to recreate the Emperor of Mankind is not allowed. Neither to recreate Trazyn the infinite. We still counting the things, SCPs and personnel that disappeared. And you HAD to recreate the blood ravens. WITH TRAZYN ON THE LOOSE IN THE SAME F*CKING FACILITY! THE LOCAL SPACE TIME WAS STOLEN! STOLEN ! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSED !!!??? AT THIS POINT CITIES ARE GOING MISSING ! You better pray that the blood ravens or trazyn don’t find a way back to their universe. Or an XK end of the world event is going to look like a tea party compared to what we will do to you.
@@manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 And don't even think about trying to explain or show her any of the superweapons from that franchise! Just last week, we found that ANOTHER portal in 2510 opened up in which the Second War of the Flesh happened and we, along with all of the GOIs we painstakingly spent years and [REDACTED] resources getting to cooperate with us, LOST. Why, you ask? We were told by that reality's 073 that apparently YOU got 269 to create a full set of Blackstone Fortresses, fully crewed by Eldar!!! The damn things targeted 5001 and apparently freed Yaldebaoth!! I don't care if you didn't do it in this reality! The fact that it happened at all in ANY reality is more than enough reason to take precautions against you doing it! Addendum: Doctor Bright is not allowed to use to 239 to make him be able to give anyone or anything "magical girl powers", including himself. No, "It's better than the last idea" is not a valid justification. We aren't even sure if that could be true given how vague the wording is!
Dr Bright is not allowed show My little pony friendship is magic to Scp 682, Scp 073, Abel, Dr Clef or Scp 079. Also Scp 682 breached containment out of Anger and Scp 079 requests therapy as well!
“Dr. Bright is not allowed to upload visual memetic kill agents to any image boards (Well, Okay, Maybe 4chan. It’d be doing the genepool a service)” *This, is n o i c e*
Doctor Bright isn’t allowed to read Stephen king novels to SCP-2006, no matter what. The idea of a killer truck or a demonic clown manifesting itself within a foundation facility and going on a rampage is terrifying
Or a man with an axe, a rabid dog, a zombie dog and cat combo, a wendigo... a prison guard, and a girl with psionic abilities ( okay, that last one is terrorfying)
The line "Who wants to see what I can make the President do in public?" Is especially hilarious because at one time Dr. Bright was the President (for 8 years) and another time he was spying on a different President. Yeah those were really weird SCPs.
@@EmmyBlubonic It came out that a bunch of senior writers on the wiki were grooming people on a roll-play forum. Then there are the just plane weird series 1 SCPs like 579.
"191. Dr. Bright is not to use this list as a resume." I went as the good doctor this last Halloween! Of my whole costume, 963 was all I reallyneeded to tell a creep from a kindred spirit. Your creativity is amazing, thank you!
17:56 When you're vibing in your house made out of Swedish tables, and see a weird drone outside. *_And 15 minutes later you hear screaming and it's getting closER OH GOD-_*
Dr. Bright is not allowed to claim that he is "the real scp 001" Dr.Bright is no longer allowed to claim that anything is "the real scp 001" many junior staff members are currently going through rigorous therapy with scp 999 after THAT incident.
Not a member but here’s my own one: “Dr. Bright is not allowed to use a capable SCP to forge a “Millenium Item” with a slot for SCP-963 to fit into, and is not allowed to call himself “the Shadow of the Ring”, “The Demon of the Ring”, “the Spirit of the Puzzle” or anything of that sort. The last thing we need is the idea of another Keteru Yamiko roaming the halls”
I’m with Bright on this one. Showing 239 Monty Python is a blessing to humanity. And For the Emperor justifies anything. Especially since we always need more Dakka.
New researcher working on SCP Foundation: "Wow.. This must be the facility to contain all those weird creatures and stuff.. Okay, be professional.. A simple mistake could turn into a catastrophe" Him after reading the rules made for Dr. Bright: "... Okay, who is this Dr. Bright and wtf happened inside this facility when he was around??"
7:25 "It's Chainsaw Cannon Time" The answer to just about everything Also: Addendum to #56: This also applies to the animated series Puella Madoka Magica (and the Rebellion movie).
I love how the 110-Montauk rumour is necessarily spread to keep the Scarlet King at bay. However, Bright must've overdone it so much and been so descriptive with it, that he must've made other staff members want amnestics. That's a great piece of lore-joke that is actually pretty subtle.
10:49 well there was that time him and 682 had a 3 minute staring contest in 682 ‘s cell. Than Bright used a small explosive to blow up the door and walked to the observatory.
[EXPUNGED]° latitude, [EXPUNGED]° longitude. We’ve got the equipment to handle bloodthirsty genetically engineered cyborgs. Do you think that we wouldn’t be able to counter Tau-5 if it were to go rogue? We learned our lesson with the Red Right-Hand, we won’t make the same mistake again.
@@dawsonhenry5558 the location is Terra, Solar system, segmentum solar, and the current date is 021 M3. The emperor of mankind hasn’t reveal himself yet, so please wait for 27000 years. Have a good day !
Bonus Rule #26: Dr. Bright is not allowed to Super-Glue novelty items to any SCPs. (Yes, it was funny at first, but removing the Elvis Presley outfit off of SCP-096 wasted everyone's time) (AS WELL AS THE CHINESE NEW YEAR DRAGON COSTUME OFF OF SCP-682!)
