Something will crop up. Failing that, in case of desperation, a scandal can be made up. Ed Milliband is in the cabinet. He could be followed by photographers hoping to catch him eating a sandwich amusingly.
@noelfleming3567 There will be enough gossip and entertainment, hopefully. Nigel is a surefire bet, and with a bit of luck, a Badenoch Braverman leadership catfight, should be funny.
@@RankinMsP Yes, The Gove Puppet did say that. He was under the impression that the poor ate "experts" because they didn't have the money to buy real food.
@@Takovacsyou know what they say about experts don’t you? An ‘ex’ is a has-been and a ‘pert’* is a drip under pressure… *you’ll need to imagine the ‘s’ sound carrying over from the ‘x’ . Sorry, sounds better said out loud.
I was a reporter for the Daily Mail until they let me go I asked them why and they just said "well, things are rather slow "We thought by now we'd have a lot of scandals to report But we're sad to say that every day we've come up rather short Our very best reporters have been working hard for weeks They been through ever bin in town, hacked phones and paid for leaks But nothing, not a single shock or scandal to report If this keeps up we'll have nothing left but celebrities and sport We used to be the scourge of every lefty in this town But Starmer's bloody government has gone and let us down.
News story: Labour destroys media sector as scandals falter. Labour have caused several employees within the media sector to be let go due to there being a reduced supply in political scandals...
Sensible, cool headed pragmatism of the new government, compared to 14 years of corruption, cronyism, criminal behaviour, constitutional scandals, in-fighting, economic incompetence, mendacious lies, division, hate and culture wars from the Tories. The comparison is clear - a government that engages actual experts to roles rather than ignorant, arrogant fools such as Anderson, Gullis, Mogg, Dorries et al. This new administration is a blessed relief.
😂 The last week has been the LONGEST period in recent political history WITHOUT a scandal to report on!! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the reporters!!! 🤣
Beth Rigby tried her hardest for you. She was hoping Keir was going to call Joe Biden decrepit in their first meeting. Its a shame he is so boring and diplomatic.
Given the parade of idiots, crooks, warmongers, weirdos, perverts and whatever that Luz Truss thing was that we've had during my lifetime and what they'vedone tonthis country, give me boring any day.
Mark Francois is asking why his studio pass isn't working, he claims he has an urgent juicy scandal for you to cover. "The fate of the country hangs in the balance" or something.
Could always just report on the Tories continued insistence on the spiraling into evermore chaos. You would have thought that not being in power would limit their capability for self-sabotage, but fortunately not.
Oh no! GBeebies will have to go back to ranting about rainbow flags, the metric system, hatred of the BBC and Prince Harry and why Robertsons chose to ban offensive caricature dolls as promotions with jars of jam!
Every year there's the newspaper article, here, about all the bizarre things left behind by Masters Tournament attendees, from inflatable items to battery-driven. Surely Labour has found SOMETHING in those desk drawers or behind the door that used to be hidden behind that old cloak cabinet in their office?
Literaly just saying this with family this morning. A whole week without a scandal, it doesn't feel right not to have my blood pressure spike at 8AM hearing about the latest Tory gaff.
I noticed that Biden is the only thing UK news podcasts have been talking about. Aside from it being a supermassive thing in world politics, I hadn't appreciated it was a green shoot.
My source told me that one MP had to clear their throat whilst reading the oath and another stumbled slightly as they entered the chambers... Scandal indeed
@@mup_pet I've heard that Elmo has odds on favourite to become the leader of the opposition: well I'm assuming as he's the most popular Muppet and everyone is asking which Muppet is going to lead the Tories now.
I think there’s a conspiracy theory in there. No scandals? They’re obviously hiding something… Or actually they are very boring, efficient, competent, dedicated and just getting on with the job, instead of trying to give government cash to their mates, getting Russian oligarchs into the House of Lords, and partying when no-one is looking. Impossible! It’s a conspiracy to hide scandals!
@@larryandpaul don’t be. The Tories still exist and are, as Rishi said, in an important role as HMs Official Opposition, and they’re still hitting self destruct, Suella Braverman is still saying crazy bullshit, but she’s no longer in government, Farage is already causing chaos by lying in the house and reorganising his party, ruffling feathers as he goes, so they’re still about creating scandal. Still to come will be the inappropriate jobs ex-MPs take up too quickly and the true state of affairs as Labour get to grips with what they’ve actually inherited and how bad it really is, and that’s certainly a scandal, and already the papers are reporting it like it’s Labour’s fault. There’s plenty of scandal about, including the amount of sexism on display by RW political commentators discussing « unelected silent power »* and the danger of having a woman in No11 and Angela Rayner just being herself, and the horror that she wore clothes from the same British brand as Lady Starmer did so it’s clearly a political conspiracy…. 🤦♀️🙀🙄😖 ( *Victoria Starmer) And there’s been some actual policy too. Like there used to be years ago when it wasn’t just a continual deluge of « dead cat » tactics, accidental fuck ups, lies, more lies and further fuck ups. How about the scandal of some (ex)cabinet members sounding more human and normal as they gave short speeches stepping down from government (& parliament in some cases) than at any point in the last 14 years?? Actually like reasonable people!
5 of the fuckers and don't we just know that the media will treat them as if they are the opposition and get them to spew their bile at every opportunity.
C'mon, you two! Do your job. Has the back garden swing at No 10 been repaired, replaced, or chucked in the recycling? Did the Tories leave the empty booze suitcase, the karaoke machine, or even an I.O.U.?
Imagine being a Tory supporter right now. All you see is sensible adults going about the business of government competently. Why wouldn't anyone want this as the norm?
