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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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@NBCBrooklyn99 2 месяца назад

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@user-li2fy4hu7p Месяц назад

Didnt this show get cancelled?

@olly4225 2 месяца назад

I love how open-minded Jake is. The pegging worked!

@musaabid1055 2 месяца назад

Amy definitely pegs Jake 😭

@YABOIMIKEYBOI 2 месяца назад

Are you NOT LMAO

@artobaron399 2 месяца назад

the clearly necrophilic girlfriend too worked for him

@musaabid1055 2 месяца назад

I wholeheartedly believe Amy pegged Jake after this...

@user-us3jy2mb5r 2 месяца назад

Definitely must've tried it but i feel like he would get exhausted to quick lol@@musaabid1055

@olatundedave 2 месяца назад

"Maybe I don't have an Arch nemesis because I solve all my crimes" What a burn 🔥🔥🤣🤣

@pforgottonsoul 2 месяца назад

also inaccurate.

@islasullivan3463 2 месяца назад

^Right we all know Terry’s nemesis is cats.

@olatundedave 2 месяца назад

@@pforgottonsoul How?

@corvos3719 2 месяца назад

@@olatundedaveThe cat he blamed for a robbery he wasn't able to solve, and all the cats his squadmates from the time sent him..

@LetThatStuffGo 2 месяца назад

@@islasullivan3463 That is correct. Terry hates cats. 🐱

@jakeob3125 2 месяца назад

"That's a pretty f*cked up thing to say to me" kills me 🤣

@spencerkagen1386 2 месяца назад

The double-pause is the best part; you could cut that tension with a Barbie butter knife

@cluelesssoldier 2 месяца назад

How deep his voice gets for that line. lmao

@samfisher6606 2 месяца назад

Maybe my favorite B99 running gag is the not-so-subtle hints of how kinky Peraltiago is.

@KeithFraser82 2 месяца назад

"Hints"?

@achillescomedown 2 месяца назад

oh nah they basically slapped us across the face w amy's strap

@samfisher6606 2 месяца назад

@@achillescomedown I did say "not-so-subtle"

@megumulberry 2 месяца назад

WHAT STRAP I NEVER NOTICED THIS@@achillescomedown

@marcocardia3960 2 месяца назад

"do it harder"

@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 2 месяца назад

That “This B needs a C in her A” line will always be hilarious, especially with both of their expressions.😂😂😂 Also, I definitely agree with Holt on no follow up questions for Hitchcock.😳😣

@SunGawdRa 2 месяца назад

I will never not love that joke!

@elsapartridge 2 месяца назад

The b needs a c in her a is my favourite scene in b99, I just find it very funny lol

@blazeisobel8885 2 месяца назад

I will literally never forget my dad’s shocked guffaw at that lmao it’s what makes it one of my favorite scenes

@JSmellerM Месяц назад

@@elsapartridge What, your favourite scene isn't the Backstreet Boys one?

@elsapartridge Месяц назад

@@JSmellerM one of, but not my fav

@VivaLaDnDLogs 2 месяца назад

"Do you happen to know my blood type?" "B+" "Yep, guessed wrong. Hey Craig?" 🤣

@soumyai8579 22 дня назад

Explain pls

@Iliadic 19 дней назад

@@soumyai8579Jake didn't know his own blood type, guessed, and the EMT gave him the wrong one. The wrong blood type in your system is EXTREMELY deadly if not dealt with FAST. However, the EMT would've given him O-, the universal donor. Unless you're AB-, you can receive O+ blood without issue. AB- can only receive AB-. That said, one of the symptoms of the incorrect blood type being given is a "sense of impending doom".

@soumyai8579 19 дней назад

@@Iliadic oh! 😂🤣😂🤣that's a creative one Thanks for explaining

@lieslkang7233 18 дней назад

⁠@@IliadicActually, AB- can receive any negative blood type. O- can only receive O-. And O+ can only receive both types of O.

@Iliadic 18 дней назад

@@lieslkang7233 Oh. For some reason I had that switched around.

@mummifiedgoose15 2 месяца назад

Jake's fake therapist and Amy lying about being pregnant are still some of the worst things that happened during the heists

@crockgobbler 2 месяца назад

Or that time she made him think he was in a coma and that she married teddy for the heist

@kranberry3318 2 месяца назад

@@crockgobbler No, they didn’t get married, he was just there for her physically.

@jkta97 2 месяца назад

@@kranberry3318That’s so much worse!

@blusafe1 2 месяца назад

Hitchcock taking meds prescribed for someone else I'm sure was multiple crimes.

@petersonp84 2 месяца назад

Worse/Better??

@DodderingOldMan 2 месяца назад

"This B needs a C in her A" is genuinely one that shocked me, mainly because a) that's exactly where my mind went, and b) they bleep just enough so you can clearly get what he's saying.

@nightsgrow6575 Месяц назад

It was such a good joke to make it clear they were on a new network

@olatundedave 2 месяца назад

"Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that. Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows thaaat" 😂😂😂

@thepayne7862 2 месяца назад

That one always gets me, I know the joke is coming I know the punchline but I always laugh.

@olatundedave 2 месяца назад

@@thepayne7862 same here 🤣🤣

@AlbertaGeek 2 месяца назад

"Wait - we're allowed to say 'labia' again?" "...Labia!"

@Vigil_FF80 2 месяца назад

Labia :D

@spencerkagen1386 2 месяца назад

Jake saying "NGL, that turns me on a little bit" at the whole squad wanting to embarrass him is PEAK TELEVISION.

@sea.foam.1832 18 дней назад

wait please tell me the timestamp or episode 😭

@seby912 7 дней назад

@@sea.foam.18328:23 and I think it’s Halloween 2 but not sure

@mainly_marvel 2 месяца назад

the thumbnail is insane 😭😭😭

@Emily-sx7vd 2 месяца назад

I like ur pfp

@mainly_marvel 2 месяца назад

@@Emily-sx7vd free palestine 🇵🇸❤️

@Emily-sx7vd 2 месяца назад

@@mainly_marvel fr

@musaabid1055 2 месяца назад

THE *PEGGING* WORKED

@user-nb2lw4vj2z 2 месяца назад

Atleast make sure you name yourself accordingly to your pfp! That energy should be shown through and through imo!

@musaabid1055 2 месяца назад

That *pegging* joke was everything 😭

@nikhileshkillada4217 2 месяца назад

Pimento saying that he won't kill kids as a rule but that rule is negotiable if the kid's a d-word😂😂

@thesourpatchkidd579 2 месяца назад

My favorite thing is that the cops at the 99th precinct follow the "three strikes and your out" rule- two detectives and a captain watched Adrian do 3 bumps of coke before they intervened lol. Jake did the same with Sophia's boss lol

@mrraamsridhar 2 месяца назад

Oh wow

@Bubaiel 2 месяца назад

That’s a thing? 😂

@MrOtistetrax 2 месяца назад

It’s also just the comedy “rule of threes”. But that’s a great observation, so let’s roll with it.

@arm279145 Месяц назад

Comedy comes in threes!

@Mr_Mimestamp 2 месяца назад

2:11 the “Hitchcock’s tattoo” joke was so good, I remember having to pause the episode the first time I watched it because of how much I was laughing

@Beast_Lee 2 месяца назад

I laugh til I can't breathe every time

@hestoceles 2 месяца назад

I never bothered to look it up but I always hoped that Dirk Blocker got that tattoo for real, even if it was after the episode was done filming. That would be hilarious

@phousefilms 2 месяца назад

LMAO, the way he's just shoving the gun into his mouth, XD!

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 месяца назад

@@hestoceles No, it wouldn't be, it only works within the context of the comedy show.

@nathanshaffer3749 2 месяца назад

Kinda brought back the trauma of the time I watched the Budd Dwyer video back in the day.

@allfungames7210 2 месяца назад

The, “SHE’S FAKE” line is beyond the best in regards to therapist

@officialboomtish214 2 месяца назад

“-aaand he hung himself. Ohhh my god. Guard! GUAAARD!” 😂🤣

@annetanoh3891 2 месяца назад

"And yet crime has continued" The best line😂😂😂😂

@calledcookie1468 2 месяца назад

6:41 That awkward Silence gets me everytime 😭

@bruhbruh4635 2 месяца назад

Got em

@CompagnonDeMisere25 2 месяца назад

Phone ringing on the background is the cherry on top

@The-Jai-5328 2 месяца назад

6:49 terry's face let's you know that he knows how savage he is and he loves it

@starlinggray9498 2 месяца назад

Probably my all time favourite Terry moment. His face gets me every single time

@LetThatStuffGo 2 месяца назад

5:38 "You betcha nips it did, skidmark!" The way Hitchcock said that with such conviction. Yeah! 😂🍻

@ericdavis9788 2 месяца назад

The fact that Boyle never hears himself is really horrifying. Hitchcock's gross too, but at least he means it.

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 месяца назад

I suggest you learn what ''horrifying'' actually means.

@ORiOh4582 3 дня назад

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 only if you learn what hyperbole means first

@vladtheimpaler9577 2 месяца назад

Anyone else on a coping marathon after Andre Braugher's (Captain Holt) passing? God rest his soul.

@ker_possible 2 месяца назад

I sure was in December.

@WrathOfGrapesN7 2 месяца назад

Yeah, I started a binge the day I found out. RIP Velvet Thunder.

@williamdoyle2063 Месяц назад

Was just watching these on a Sunday morning, had almost forgot that he's gone. RIP fella.

@thetuerk 2 месяца назад

8:10 One of Captain Holts most glorious moments, made me jump up from my seat when he brutalized that guy!

@TheDocV627 2 месяца назад

"nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that..." "nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows THAT.." hahahahahahahahha

@CollinMcLean 2 месяца назад

"Maybe I don't have an Arch nemesis because I solve all my crimes" Dayum! Change Terry's name to Wario because Jake just got beat!

@matthewbartlett3442 2 месяца назад

Terry cheats!😦

@brocephus1107 2 месяца назад

"Anybody wanna listen to Jamiroquai right now?" gets me every time

@rickyjkuron5275 2 месяца назад

Amy, It worked! The Pegging worked

@bobjose1122 2 месяца назад

Guessing wrong on your blood type is crazyyyy ❤

@walakalak 2 месяца назад

Just to reassure you, in real life usually they always give o neg (universal donor) until the blood type is confirmed AT the hospital, not the ambulance. But yeah that was crazy 😂

@rentisme 2 месяца назад

I kind of want the hand thing to not be censored, I'm really curious what he did but I guess I'll never know... probably for the best.

@SanskritiSingS 2 месяца назад

Pimento is my favourite 🔥🔥 the unhinging is real

@avetrotter1356 2 месяца назад

the thing i love about "this b needs a c in her a" is jake is so down

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 месяца назад

Of course he is..

@padmefoster1543 2 месяца назад

Team "Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show on television ever!" NINE NINE!

@growlerthedog 2 месяца назад

NINE NINE

@roselinekilonzo3296 2 месяца назад

NINE NINE!!!

@user-rv8sm1bp1m 2 месяца назад

NINE NINE!!!!

@Hermione_Granger 2 месяца назад

NINE NINE!!

@alphanerd7221 2 месяца назад

Move over Mad Men and Cheers. We have a goofy cop show here.

@76tennboy 2 месяца назад

“All you Gotta do is close your nostril when you go down“! Good advice!

@idanlewenhoff2295 2 месяца назад

the bit with the tattoo is so underrated its hilarious you pulled the trigger man that was a suicide!

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 месяца назад

How do you get to decide what's underrated?

@ayoquis22 2 месяца назад

brooklyn 99 def have some crazy jokes 🤣🤣

@thisismetrying17 2 месяца назад

The bill clip caught me off guard when i first saw it😂😂

@Lanwarder 2 месяца назад

Yeah I can't believe they got away with "Get used to these faces or get used to unemployment" I mean, woooooahh, it's such a risqué joke....lol

@myeyesdontbreathe3555 2 месяца назад

I don't get it

@Lanwarder 2 месяца назад

@@myeyesdontbreathe3555 Well the title of the video is "Brooklyn 99 Jokes I can't Believe They Got Away With" and one of the jokes is just Jake and Gina walking into a rich people's private club and saying "Get used to these faces or get used to unemployment"....I don't see how they are "getting away" with anything with that joke, so I sarcastically pretended that it was a super risqué joke when in fact it's a pretty moderate line that hasn't a lot to do with anything.....I am basically saying that the title of the video isn't a very good description of the actual content of the video...which happens pretty often on this channel.

@she-hulkSMASHES 2 месяца назад

Pimento doing coke always kills me 😂😂

@MrOtistetrax 2 месяца назад

It’s the “where did you GET this?!” that slays me the hardest. You know he’d finish that whole bag if they didn’t stop him.

@NeddyMontz 2 месяца назад

0:15 I can't with the pegging 💀🤣 Amy 2:14 Hitchcock's gun tattoo had me wheezing on the floor ☠ I can't

@LetThatStuffGo 2 месяца назад

Just before one of the greatest burns 💀 in the show's existence: 6:37 - _"You sound so _*_dumb_*_ right now..."_ The way Andy said that is so hilarious. 😂

@whatwelearned 2 месяца назад

Bill's face and that audio always kills me

@prairiefirewildernessskills 2 месяца назад

"you bet your nips it did, skidmark!" is still one of the best lines of the entire show.

@FizzyPoping 2 месяца назад

Dear youtube Hitchcock quote “blowing smoke of the barrel” unquote is one of my favorite jokes ever. Sincerely Fizzypop

@sidthesloth12 2 месяца назад

"Anybody wanna listen to Jamiroquai right now?" makes me laugh everytime

@ashleydecruz 2 месяца назад

THANKS FOR KEEPING BROOKLYN 99 ALIVE X

@darthplagueis7055 2 месяца назад

“It’s visiting day” isn’t something I think I’d be yelling inside of a prison shower… 😂

@natsuuma 22 дня назад

HELPPPPP THE “this b needs a c in her a” LINE 😭😭 IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO UNDERSTAND

@mychaeljones7526 6 дней назад

I love that I am rewatching this.

@yurikraucs4161 2 месяца назад

Pimento being pimento is tha bomb!

@GuardIAN4546B 2 месяца назад

“Pegging isn’t new for me friendo, but it’s is for Disney”

@bmohrweis1461 2 месяца назад

This is how I find out Eugene Lee Yang is in Brooklyn 99 lol

@ax3flam3h3art8 2 месяца назад

0:11 Charles: What is that supposed to represent? Me and Jake: Nobody answer that!😨

@Narmatonia 2 месяца назад

5:00 With that hair Jake looks like he’s N-Sync right now

@pickled323 2 месяца назад

"We have much content to stream" 😂. I'm definitely gonna use that

@ItsPauValenzuela 2 месяца назад

Of all compilations of B99 I've watched, this one is my favorite so far. And I just understood the pegging joke, after all these years🤣

@touremuhammad5983 2 месяца назад

3:18 Archer says, “Hey! Phrasing!!”

@hamishfox Месяц назад

"anybody wanna listen to jamiroquai right now" Omg I can't breathe

@dalesnider8040 Месяц назад

Thanks you guys, now I'm addicted to Vitamin B.

@chrissiebawn9357 2 месяца назад

Thank you for ALWAYS making me SMILE 😀🤣🙏❤

@BeckyM2000 2 месяца назад

"Vitamin B is the best Vitamin" best line from Pimento😂

@fhdang8978 2 месяца назад

RIP captain holt. ):

@FriscoFlame 2 месяца назад

2:30 may be the hardest I've ever laughed in absolute horror

@WilliamTotten 2 месяца назад

RIP Andre Braugher. Oh Captain, my Captain.

@scout6436 2 месяца назад

Jake's "HERE WE GO" will ALWAYS crack me up

@mulgerbill 2 месяца назад

Terry after brutally smacking Jake down while talking nemeses "It's a police insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now"

@Sunprism 2 месяца назад

Hitchcock's tattoo is my favorite gag in the entire series, and I don't know why!

@0Onyx13 27 дней назад

Pimento openly snorting coke in front of 3 cops is the funniest thing ever 😂

@Reddieandbyler 15 часов назад

The Kevin one 😂😂😂

@mranon9902 2 месяца назад

my fav is "This B needs a C in her A" 😂😂😂

@mohirender 2 месяца назад

Adrian just eating the cocaine 😂

@elginvenable5358 2 месяца назад

We can say labia again? Is insanely hilarious

@kpmalnad9053 2 месяца назад

Eating the evidence!!

@bemasaberwyn55 2 месяца назад

That Jamariqui line is so inderrated 😂😂

@dvdhound79 Месяц назад

Pimento's fake snorting scene is my favorite Pimento scene.

@JOJO-ur5qf 2 месяца назад

For Adrian his reaction to doing too much cocaine is legitimately what happens that deep cough where some gets to your throat. 😂

@dimwarlock 2 месяца назад

Yeah, sometimes I laugh before going "that's messed up and I'm not going to think about it"

@ahmedatia727 Месяц назад

6:20 my favorite part ever lmaooo

@sarahshaikh82 2 месяца назад

Why is no one talking about how jake guessed his blood group wrong 🤡💀. That was crazyy mahnn 😬

@AldrickExGladius 2 месяца назад

Dont worry about it Jake that was ALL of our reactions lol

@gggggg-nv7yc Месяц назад

i love how terry does the zoolander face after destroyinh jake

@deeobrien5417 2 месяца назад

Oo I got a full snout full that time! 😂😂😂

@geauxtigrs 2 месяца назад

One of the funniest shows in a long time. So disappointed it was canceled.

@xinranli1800 2 месяца назад

7:42 my favourite scene in this video

@ZiggyGamma Месяц назад

The jail hanging im legit shocked they got away with.

@calledcookie1468 2 месяца назад

1:13 😂😂😂😂😂

@cryby865 2 месяца назад

Basically all of boyles lines

@mychaeljones7526 6 дней назад

1:23-1:37 this is when they switched from or to Fox.

@broitsmikey 2 месяца назад

Mister 99 tattoo is the best joke of all time

@carmeldebertaut5736 2 месяца назад

Nothing will ever beat " this B needs a C in her A." That said, the pegging line was pretty funny too.

@fishy7417 2 месяца назад

You got to admit that Jake and Amy are the cutest couple in TV history

@raulrosas5068 2 месяца назад

1:23 😂😂😂

@mychaeljones7526 6 дней назад

7:16 😂😂😂😂😂

@PtolemyJones 2 месяца назад

Heck, they got away with saying 'the scissoring' over and over on Victorious, a kid's show.

@mychaeljones7526 6 дней назад

2:10-2:24 😮😮😮😮 wow they did a joke on cop suicide. 3:27-3:41 WOW AN ACAB JOKE TOO!!

@seanruebush1273 2 месяца назад

I love pamento fake doing coke. "I got so much that time."

@galiciaart 2 месяца назад

Nobody asks Hitchcock why he knows that hahahaha

@TheMulToyVerse 2 месяца назад

“Hey, do you happen to know my blood type?” Yeah, B-positive “Whelp, guessed wrong. (cough) Hey, *~Craaiig~* “ Omg I could have that and other Jake’isms as phone alerts and never tire of them!