Bruce Kelp is Not Okay. [SS14] 

Wow. This is actualy so pathetic. Like, this is gmod rp levels of incel. I dont play ss13. Is sec always like this?

>Clown uses non lethal methods to escape security >Perma and execution

Handcuffing and slipping the cap then also escaping from perma was quite impressive. Hell you even handed yourself back in! Wish folks had less of a stick up their arses sometimes.

And I said:"that's not a paramedic THAT'S THE CAPTAIN!!!"

Wow, that was just sad, those officers had no sense of humour at all.

ShitSec as per usual

I was CMO this shift. Zombies, in, fact, were not real - a person faked zombie infection and got injected with ammonia in attempt to cure them as a consequence :3

9:07 would actually be Trespass, petty theft and failure to comply

I hate when sec kills the clown for being funny

And this is why i play lrp. Even if sec is shit there. There always someone robust that make sec less shit. By demolishing the entire security department or making them too busy on protecting themselve

Shouldn't it be some job bans? That does not look legal and right

This video was recorded on least RP server among all - Wizard's Den Salamander [MRP].

Bruce Kelp should have a Wizden shift where he tries this >Join as clown/boxer >Get boxing gloves >Walk the halls punching random people one to two times. >See how obscenely-butthurt people get >Try to avoid getting ridiculous amounts of jailtime for "assault"

this sec team genuinely infuriates me, the fact that the HoS was literally batong-ing you despite you turning yourself in, AND the fucking CAPTAIN pulling out the sword despite you just slipping and stunning.

Your thumbnail instils fear within me

RIP

I was the skelly who was in that locker, was waiting there like 15 min, probably would've waited more had cap not decided to skelly check every single sec locker. still, good usage of that situation.

Why is security always so unprepared? lol

god your rp is so funny, and these people are so lame

i literally play sec to offset the shit judgement the department always has

holy shit this was on MRP? aren't they supposed to know space law?

Oh my god, you're amazing, you are my favorite clown ^^ RIP Bruce Kelp

Looks like a cap and HoS getting rolebanned xD Highly unprofessional xD

cool

not goob?

Hi