[SS14] Catgirls can be trusted with Welding Fluid 

ah, I remember this shift. I was the arachnid janitor who came in to the sight of a dead engineer with a burning welder on the ground. great shit

"Kill or maroon Luck-Kao" can be used as a syndicate recruitment ad.

joined as an observer moments before the welder bomb at bar, still can't belive the engi fell for it

WAIT, I REMEMBER THIS SHIFT! I’m Moses Brenner, I’m there at 14:30! I was a syndie who needed to kill one of the three captains, and almost lured him into a botany maints room rigged to blow with C4.

No sane person drinks Fourteen Loko

and for my next trick i shall make this welder fuel disappear

Ah, I was Nyx.. heard the fighting, opened the maints, saw you and your gloves and just prayed you wouldn't start wailing on me lmao

Holy shit, I was in that server!

This was a weird shift, I had amazing RP this round. But for example I don't know why the hos was gonna arrest you the second time, while yeah you lied about it being fake, it still the engi who decided it was a good idea to hit it and we have 0 evidence of anything else bad. And parole was bs, like you served your time but warden set it by mistake instead of discharged and sec was lazy to fix it, and I didn't know about it as I was helping det trying to resolve RD murder (the organs you see in maints).

Yo i actually remember this round! I was the warden and it is very possible that i completely did the console wrong and put you on parole instead of none. As for why it took so long i could’ve been Afk or went to cryo shortly after letting you go.

I don’t quite get why the HoS wanted to arrest you too at the end. That doesn’t really make sense. But one thing is clear: don’t fuck with Cat Maid Ann

Average shitsec round

Should have taken the emp implanter, would have made your job so much easier :D

I can’t imagine those sec guys have any fun at all the way they play. By piling on everyone like that there is no challenge at all and no chance for an engaging story

was phycologist clown spider that shift leggless

meow

real shitsec hours