Building A Laser Baby 

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Dilenic BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

@@dilenic4367 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL WHEELCHAIR

BABY SHAKES FOR THE BABY SHAKE GOD

Oof

Dont keep the Bezos waiting

but do it safely

nothing flex tape cant fix!

also Amazon "remove a shake the baby as you would a normal child" lmao wtf

I think this does get mudded by how separate decisions can be made on varying levels of the corporate hierarchy - Jeff Bezos may have not even heard of 'The Boys' until it became massively successful. But then there this line from Noah Gervais' spoiler review of Cyberpunk 2077: "Corporate capitalism doesn't care if you hate it. In fact, it can take that hate, package it in neon and chrome and sell it right back to you for 60 dollars."

Probably the same way I feel about every show on FOX taking potshots at the network well into the era of people being able to become great entertainers without sucking some suit off. Y'know, kinda like how Micheal here just shit on Amazon the entire sponsor and got their money anyways.

@@Rad-Dude63andathird LMK

ael

Now come on angel you know you would do that too

mad respect to that dude

Sssssssshhhhhhhh Don't tell them our secrets

Animals are like teenagers... They complain about EVERYTHING. .. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yuDcn_99hHE.html&ab_channel=AnimalsGlobal

@@whatsgoinon99 and?

@@RubyPiec it's an ad bot...

They paid

"Crappy"

I guess it’s okay if you send the money

They paid him tho

@Joshua PATTERSON are you sponsored by "Adam & Eve" by chance?

then the ad saying "Everything for your dietary goals!"

I think he really hates dogs

Same

Doctor. D.R *laughs in technoblade*

Oo

Ooo

Ooo

Ooo

michael : *violently shakes baby*

First name Last name nice name

@@chims7232 his was funnier ngl

Listen to my new song 🥺 I'll give all of the money to my mom, because we're so broke 🥺 you just gotta listen to it, I'm not asking for more ❤️😊,, ,

IM DEAD LOL

Legit Plays yes

*Jeff Bezos is the CEO lmao

you could buy a house with his money he still wouldn't notice

"it's me Dio from the marketing team"

@@hippolyte5248 You could buy a house fully furnished with antique handmade furniture from the 1800's, 5 pools in the back yard, a small runway with 4 personal aircraft and a driveway with included Ferrari and Lambo.... and he still wouldn't notice. And I just want a buck 50 raise at work....

Mark rober is a high class version of michael Reeves

@@senajabeen1076 the sane version some might say

To be fair Mark Rober is just Michael Reeves with standards

@@gerardogarza8849 there is no such thing as being sane

Mark Rober is just a sane michael canada!

HAHAHHA

i made a real baby ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lEPfB3-sVww.html

this is getting ridiculous, now theres 2 of them

Get on the bandwagon choo cho

I think there's a difference when you get paid to do bad robot ideas

I thought you were the Russian badger for a second and I almost just immediately hit like

It's pretty epic

if only all ads were this entertaining and funny

@@gummypoppa japan

A+ marketing! Michael slays again! Now, make the baby part of taser tag as a sought after perk!

i burned the baby with the baby

Yes

Bro bots are liking this comment

I used the Baby to burn the baby

"I used the stones to destroy the stones"

i made a real baby ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lEPfB3-sVww.html

it must be suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper disgusting

So get this, he turned the baby into a laser, funniest shit I've ever seen

SmellyMonkey shut up

@@smellymg no

its all part of his charm tbh

I agree

That's because other creators upload just to upload, that's the difference.

It’s because it takes time to build shit like this. You ever worked on a project before? One where you have to plan the whole fucking thing before hand?

That’s probably the reason why he’s one of the best lol. Quality > quantity.

Hello There...

@@briceboyee8536 general kenobi

@@ricardohorta500 you're a bold one.

somebody beat me to the punch

K Larry

He fiesty

He’s Asian, so that’s fine

@@minu_ phillipino my friend

@@TheOmen606 w a t

Amazon: Understandable have a great day

i read your comment 4 times and i still don’t understand

I FUCKING LOVE TECHNO AND MICHEAL

Hayden Kegg TRUE

And a group of swedish pagans

Ah yes, a man of culture.

@@haydenkegg339 yeaaaaaah

It’s because he said to shake real babies, which was obviously a joke but that would hurt Amazon lol. Amazon never said “replicate these actions to a baby in real life”

x3 so shake harder?

michael reeves: " lets play a game called kick the baby " amazon: " *Don't* kick the goddamn baby "

do not the baby

AyanOwO SHAKE THE BABY Baby: *wAAaAa*

im gonna do the baby

Underrated

He glossed over that joke so fast

Micheal fans may not want to see this ): m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-iOAzA2uG73g.html

@@moralistically7336 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dQw4w9WgXcQ.html

@@fastcow7013 I recognised that link lol. I don't trust you

The third worst thing that happen to those orphans

@@Wulk 2nd worst

Turb0 no, hey, the second worst thing is the presents being stolen. Get it right.

Technoblade and Michael would be a fun duo to watch

@@jonathangillooly9361 Dynamic duo killing orphans together

**CONSUME THE CHILD**

all about legal concerns

This is getting likes by the second

This is a "do not shake the baby" meme.

@Kaiser Wilhelm I hope you're joking. If Alex Jones is supposed to be a political figure then I am Donald Trump. The dudes a fuckin nutcase.

4:53 The scene

Mykull imbuing his inner Asian. 🤭

Im a Filipino and can confirm some of us do eat dogs

@@nethermore2946 I am not proud of you that you said that lol

@@simplyandrei1877 im not proud of it either

Forget stealing money, I'd give it to see that

its not even the laser baby it's just some random kid he picked off a families table at the Mcdonalds he's getting robbed at

XD

Probably has a security roomba or some shit like that lol

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ppb8Mh6MWlk.html juice wrld clone woow

originally it would've been done by a roomba

No, Amazon asking for Michael to cut his friends in half with a baby _SAFELY_

bold of them asuming he has friends

Anything’s possible when your a crackhead

Malk

Matthew Barnette the girls

Feel old yet?

I is the 666 like

*Prepare the unborn child for war.*

@@2pacofficial21 The video link is shit don't go to it, It's about a guy that pulls chairs from people then runs away

Might as well mow the baby too

Uh I'm gonna take away your lawnmower for everyone's safety

Tf kinda lawnmower u got my guy??

This is amazing out of context

More like he’s going to spray paint a wall

It's kind of one thing to have a sponsor segment, but it's a completely different thing to make your entire video a sponsor segment

I actually want to watch both seasons now lmao

Citrons it was still entertaining with how much he clowned on them so I don’t think most people mind

Michael deserves the popularity. I love all his content.

@@lescitrons This is the best format i've seen

Oh how time has passed

Dammit lol. Beat me to it.

Lol

Feel old yet?

Feel old yet?

@Panthertastic tern

I was thinking the same thing

Funny you say that, I hear season two is coming out on September 4th

Your right. He literally copied it.

@@grantbever5552 oh wow, I had no idea, thanks for letting me know!

No shit Sherlock

The baby shoots the taser shots out of its eyes

Baby taser

So true tho

Taser toddler

I cant wait until this Comment goes to I hate your robot ideas pt 3

Practical effects that are poorly hidden are more fun though

@@elibishop2588 Nope, you have always to start with an idea. And the brilliance of the marketing is to recognize the opportunity when someone takes and runs with it. Notice the wording of the disclaimer. They could have said "Edit the baby shanking out" but they didn't. Instead they were fine looking like greater twats than they actually were in order to have a better video. This is a chaotic result but not an accidental one.

Herr Schmidt 😂😂 you do realize it was all his version of the conversation right? Jesus you’re taking Michaels sarcasm way too seriously

@@KoltVEVO Well, if the assumption is that he used sarcasm, we don't take it too seriously. If however the assumption is that he made everything up an it is basically just a lie, yes, maybe then assuming it was sarcasm means taking his words too seriously. But I guess you used the term "sarcasm" not in the way it is defined but apply the modern post southpark defintion for "something utterly meaningless which is mildly funny, for which nobody wants to feel responsible".

@@KoltVEVO What? did you read what he said?

Hi Micheal ur funny

aaa

LMAO IDWKNDKDIW

Yep. Now showing in Econ classes all over unis

Hi max

Hell yeah

Michael Reeves in a nutshell right here.

Did u expect something else?

multi trillion*

thats how u know hes a keeper

How else would he be able to get the sponsor?

... The Anti-Tomato Machine was ingenious and I would love to purchase one!

bro the roomba was defo the best invention

Racist Elmo is canon in Sesame Street.

Ooo

Ooo

Shahafnad

@@troyduong3175 this joke is way older than technoblade

I dont think that's where that's from

I always look to Sun Tzu for advice. Thanks Sun Tzu.

Is that a technoblade reference.... ON A MICHAELREEVES VIDEO

Also michael 20 sec. after the video is over: *BABAY TAZER TAG* Someone: why? Michael: ..........uhhhhh..... cuz i cant cut you with a lazer so im just gonna taze you instead ???

Lol

Lol

lOL

I mean isnt that the best person for the job? They know hell talk about them ahhaha

Lol

Yes

Amazon: cut your freinds in half for our pleasure ha ha ha

Bruh

It's Amazon, what did you expect?

As long as he did it safely.

Mark Rober

YO LMAO

Mark Rober

Collab plsssssss.

Lmao

And then he burned it

raptor XIII with the laser baby

Now he needs a real laser baby so it will be better... yeahhh

*smh*

i made a real baby ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lEPfB3-sVww.html

I don't get it, it just leads to a music video...

The guys original account got banned. He made an alt and spams comment sections from video games to laser babies. The guy is a joke.

Isn't this how AI destroys mankind in every goddamn movie? I like micheal but mad inventors and megacorporations don't mix! XD

@@smellymg you know that spamming comment sections is a bad way to promote your channel. and also: NO

Don't shake babies!

*Do not shake a child*

*Do not the child*

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me when i go to online classes: 2:24

so legit

THE KING IS BACK

So i've come to the right place.

@@yeete5331 he never left

indeeeed

Oh no I'm getting attacked So anyway

First Comment 👀

My anxiety the size of a planet. Only few understand

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ByOu8AL2Cls.html

If you can't beaqt em, join em right?

SHAKE THE BABY!!!. DONT LET LIZARD PEOPLE CONTROL YOU. SHAKE IT. SHAKE IT DEAD

yo panda sauce pls

Didn't know Mark Zuckerberg actually said that, but alrighty.

sauce of ur pfp?

Lew Chin Lee konosuba succubus

Yep

That’s a good wisdom

Lol excatly

Ya

@@bluedonut3641 e x c a t l y

i made a real baby ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lEPfB3-sVww.html

@Sea u my friend need to up ur pull out game

Get sponsor block the extension From the chrome web store your welcome enjoy

RU-vid Vanced has sponsor block now Double welcome

SIMP

True

Could be that being a new steamer doesn't net him enough revenue so when amazon gave a deal he sped through with such an amazing and big sponsor so that he'd get more sponsorships like this in the future

​@@maxwelldevries1821 I'm pretty sure he does earn enough, but it's not every day you can get such a cool sponsorship.

And it was a shit load less work then what he usually makes, probably more time in production than actually making the laser baby

he missed the original deadline lol, i think it was meant to be out last weekend

You are very correct

But it wasn't 😔

I was your 1000th like

Wrong it sucked

racist Elmo

That's weirdly accurate

That is surprisingly accurate

you forgot the kid that swears like a drunken sailor

he is all of our fun uncles, weird neighbours kid, and the smark kid. He is all of them, he just disguises himself

it's perfect