Teaching a Robot Dog to Pee Beer 

ok

Micheal

First

sheesh

Michael Merch nice

same

same

exactly

Yesssir

same

Lol

hi

You gotta create a light saber for that dog

Whoa

​@@DyslexicMitochondria yup

LoL he should put that on a T-shirt for his merch store 😀

Just put that line on T-shirt merch

@@ariantasariedimunthe4734 just “Slippin in the Piss” of a shirt

And it said on a robot dog

imo "plug the hole with the knife" it's better

YES

He needs to do this

@@frgotten_phantm did you even watch the video?

Slowly rise and begin slowly clapping. Speeds up in pace. A single tear rolls down from the left eye. The future... has arrived.

True

you really cant

You two should colab if you haven't already

70 likes I was here

It's been perhaps a year- no, longer since I watched him(what was it, a robot that kills itself?) The last time, and i cannot agree with you more. The comments on here talking about about the most advanced bot on earth slipping on its own piss are also gold

Or you try to become an intern and respond yourself. You've had your own roundabout and you are a candidat for mayor of london. Might as well become an intern of Boston dynamics, support Michael and send him a second dog to serve snacks or sth.

Micheal For London Mayor.

Good luck on may 6th

Boston Dynamics Lawyer

everybody in boston is used to the rest of the world calling themselves genius while bastardizing our technology,

💀

That's Michael for ya!

In his defense, it was funny

Ah yes, the peak of human intelligence...

but when the...

Either that or his first road trip with his girlfriend

Yea

Reeves industries

yawn

And severe depression

If Tony Stark was 10% more intelligent actually 🐸

Same

He would be the guy to spend 2 weeks of their life to spend 3000 dollars just to create a company

Sounds like an episode of Nathan for you

If he made a construction company it would just end up like Majima Construction

bloody same.

It was 90 if he went back to LA

Quite the power move indeed lmao

Deserved-

Big brain gigachad move

*44 hours

dang, 100 likes in 3 minutes is not half bad...

Reeee

Nice one

Michael: Yeah I got a dog that pisses beer.

No

it will be truly blyatiful

allow it to bake zefir as well

ayyy boris

@@sterlingarcher8041thx

It's from Boston so it can only western spy squat.

xDDD

im still laughing my ass off

i died after that part💀🤣

Nearly pissed myself

It became drunk and dull of all the beer

No replies

In a robotic voice it says "But Micheal, I want to piss..." How college human, what an amazing world we suffer in.

He is slowly turning into Rick Sanchez I swear to God.

lol fr

Yes, no one can doubt our lord and savior Michael...

Hmmm

yes

That's just what he does

@@oxblood441 he is most likely not working on a single project at once

@@alekbie2282 he is most likely not working

@@jewishgecko892 he most likely is

@@alekbie2282 Only if Minecraft counts as work.

Yeah

I did, a soon as he tweeted he hadn't uploaded i knew he was gonna upload

Funny

Didn't even expect one this year! Had to make sure I was even on the right channel...

F same

RIght, it's recovery from almost falling was by far the most impressive shit to see, I replayed that part endlessly

@@insanelogic9955 Your dog regularly slips on the beer it pisses out?

@@ChrisD__ Yours doesn't?

His video’s are so funny! I just wish he posted more! 😪

I was more impressed with the dog pissing all over itself and than sit in the puddle... just like an real elderly dog.

Don't mind me, just sneaking a comment here🙃

- Age of Ultron

Yeah welcome to the club, pal.

And here I find, in the comments of a random RU-vid video, a person of culture... wubba lubba dub dub my friend!

@@Nic-pv6in I'd like to think Ultron would be pretty damn content wit his purse being pissing beer. Probably be the best party bro instead of a murder all humans bot. That or he'd still try to kill everyone, except by drowning the planet in beer. OR, creating mini-bots for every person on the planet to piss beer at people.

Best decision ever made

I half expected him to go in and say “Look what I did to your creation!”

@@parist6735 same dude

@@parist6735 Love this comment

Right

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Ayyy why they harassing my robot cousin

Is Ryan proto the new ray mak

bvvvv i'm JP and i am amaziiiiiiiiing bvvvvvv bewwwww

When you're a dumb artist but a good engineer :

funy monke vido

The future is now

We all do

Yes, walking robot that pisses beer

He never said it was earlier than 6 months

the key word is "ideally"

How do u know it’s a break? Maybe he’s hard a work for the last 6 months Imagine

He said he’s been working on a video that includes a goldfish

Laughs in October 26th

@testing you are definitely correct ! I also ate a donut ...this proves I am 5 percent donut 👍

Haha lmao

@testing are u on drugs mate?

@@lgay1927 it seems he is

Why is this scarily and completly accurate.

With the amount of power he has, he is an avengers level threat

Literally?

at first at was like but the title said pissed in a cup and then watched more

look eggman pissed on the moon so its only natural that michael pisses on oston dynamics

it's a very Michael Reeves thing to do

mine too lol

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--RAglyw6ySk.html

@@samuelbonaya2961 yikes thats a scam dont click on it

Man’s is a genius

All to piss on boston dynamics for "lying" to him, he is a super villian

11:54 it actually looks like a living being that is in fear

yes this is precisely what i thought yes yes yes ain't nothing funnier than an advanced as fuck robot struggling to stay standing and pissing fucking everywhere

It really is a mentally scarred pet. That's why it pisses all over the floor and slips in it, just like a puppy. Give it time, let the puppy grow...

imma report this video for animal abuse 😎

DYSTOPIAN LMFAOOO

What's interesting if they did a collab

@@jamlotv7510 What about Boston dynamics isn't dystopian?

utopian*

There's a part of me that wants to release this thing at a frat party and have the drunkards come up with a game.

The real *'Kyle'*

Tax fraud go brrrr

@@azz_fuqer it’s not tax fraud if he did it right.

This will blow up

Agreed

@@ajcortez4374 quote's been around for a while now

i shouldnt be laughing this much

@@matijos2442 Yeah, I'm laughing way too hard.

Slipping on its own piss

It somehow looked the most realistic when it was slipping in its own beer piss.

@Jingus Pingus u smart my boi

@Jingus Pingus yep, just an off-the-shelf PID controller. Anyone could make a world class self-stabilizing quadruped robot on their kitchen counter, because it’s just that fucking easy and “just a PID controller”.

@Jingus Pingus Don't you mean, "PISS controller", my boi?

This makes me want to buy one 😏 they missed out on a great marketing opportunity 😂😂

Yes, they wanted to sell $75k robots that get stuck in liquids before anyone else discovered it’s design flaw 😂 Edit: BD soon to offer slip resistant shoes for $10k a paw 😂

They should have just sold Michael one and attached a note to it _please Michael don't make it a sextoy, war machine or piss on people's properties_ *~With love, Boston Dynamics*

They were right not to trust him in the first place.

You think?

I was crying laughing

I was like "my dog would do that"

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--RAglyw6ySk.html

That's the exact moment his buddy ran away in tears of terror and joy.

Micheal did a really good job with the pissing. It never goes where you want it to.

Hey Andrew! What's good??

pis bot

pis bot

Im a fan

pis bot

That is what one gets for lying.

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JUSTIN Y?!

@@Paltse they didn't wanna give him one cuz this is what he would've done anyways

For any sort of advance in a given field you have to go off-road to get a different viewpoint.

peers

thats why you watch reeves possibly the best channel on yt

Im still laughing that was fucking great

@@thanosks he uploads every 8 months tho

11:59

Same😂😂👏🏻

Boston dynamics: (gets pissed on)

now he needs an attachment that shits brownies

@@tristanmackay5912 and off

@Edgar C it piss milk

:)

When michael almost makes it fall and it recovers it's balance

yes ;)

Yo it’s GingerPale

:)

agreed

agreed

agreed

agreed

Agreed

Same

lol ikr

lol ikr

lol ikr

lol ikr

lol ikr

On meth

who is perry?

@@DyslexicMitochondria I was curious about ur username so clicked on ur profile. Ur channeI is a hidden gem bro

🎵 *Michael* *Reeves* *Evil* *Incorporated* 🎵

If he was on 50 pounds of crack

They wish. It was BD's wet dream to produce robots for the military, but they got completely cucked out of that business because their robots suck. Or something like that, idk, I'm not your bartender, fuck off

@@KrisRebel is there better robots ?

Tbh, military robot for now is just too unpractical from budget and material standpoint than full-blooded human with gun.

Basically any company can be described as a company that produces weapons, with enough intent 😉

Just think of them as a DE-construction company

They ignored him for they feared his power

HE COULD DESTOY THE WHOLE PLACE WITH HIS POWER

Hey...yes you, random person that I will never meet, I want to let you know that you are loved and deserving of everything! Today is going to be a great day!🙂❤️

@@darvin50k Bot much

Letsgoooo

Omg. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS like the funny cursing robot dog yt video lol except instead of Lily's voice this time we either get him to do Toast's, Yvonne's, Poki's, or (my personal favorite out of them all) Sykkuno!!!!!

Thats gonna take another year

𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓇𝑜𝒷𝑜𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝑔

+

Understandable have a great day

because minecraft lmao

He get block for 1 Year by Boston Dynamic

Fax I have missed this funny man

A lot of the reason was minecraft lol

"Welcome to the *burp* club buddy"

Its.. ..its Beautiful!

this should be the next shirt

To be fair that's basically my purpose too, the beer's just already been filtered.

did you seriously just copy a comment imagine being verified and copying comments lmfao

At least this one can't kill .....oh this can drown a person with beer

This guy is such a cringe RU-vidr and if you like him you are cringe too

@@subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto7178 he should go to your house and piss on it with his robot

@@subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto7178 There's this amazing technique for dealing with situations like this. It's called "Don't watch his videos then". How does it work? Well I'm glad you asked! First, you literally don't click on his videos. Second, live your life. It's that easy!

@@subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto7178 The fact that you're the one that looked up his video is hilarious.

Ayee

Topicy wopicy UWU

E

@@BellsNWishes oh no OH GOD

Didn’t expect to see you here

I mean whenever that happens to me, I have the same solution

It was golden shower.

I see what you did there

metaphor for my existence

They just keep making robots more and more realistic, huh?

It’s always either a taser or some stupid idea

Wtf does perpetual mean in this context

@@theorderofthepurplephoenix3321 constant i reckon

never ending or repeating

their fucking fight or flight gets absolutely triggered