bullying edgeworth gone wrong (objection.lol) 

i took a lot of this straight from our texts (and made it grammatically correct) lol. so yes, i was texting that pretentiously, and the breakfast thing is because that person and i were actually gonna get breakfast together the next day. though i gotta admit, i don’t remember why we were going out…

YOU GET IT!!!

Yes. You are no way pretentious. If anything it’s the people around you who are such mediocre simpletons.

i'd like you to take a second and reread what you've written here.

Nah, ​@@donutdisturblivball. Edgey speaks with waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less complicated words.

@@ilegalBisnespro does he actually? maybe i need to rewatch some playthroughs……..

oh, i forgot about that!! stellar memory, man!

@@donutdisturblivball i had just rewatched Farewell, My Turnabout so it was still fresh in my mind at the time

@@SleepyKatAlt oh i see, that makes sense lol

haha, thank you!

beep boop!

*insert sans sounds*

*insert sleeping noises*