Burnbook - Homestuck [Motion Comic Dub] 

The best part is, if Hussie wrote it, that means they're true

Hey lil' mama, let me whisper in your ear

0:37 Of course not, YOU CAN'T HEAR.

CAT NIP IN BRA, BRATNIP

I need some dirt on Kankri. Please.

I love how Tuna is just defending Tula xD

The voice actor for Meenah is fantastic. As well as Meulin and Cronus.

Rufio sounds like sonic

Kankri: You know, all of this could be triggeri- Porrim: GO! I'll hold him off! I'm fucking dYING

Well Kurloz can have ALL the catnip he wants! He *IS* Meulin's matesprit!

I scroll down and I hear "Hey lil' mama lemme whisper in your ear." And I'm like "WAIT WHTAJKGTBAS SCROLL UP! SCROLL UPPPPPPP"

Someone needs to turn Kurloz's last line into an alarm clock.

Lol, Latula is afraid to attend cook-offs. You know, because she can't smell.

I love how mituna got offended as well when latula was upset. I SHIP THEM SO. HARD!!!

i know it's the voice actor for meenah cant help it, but i find it hilarious how british she sounds. I like it either way just thought i'd put it out there

Hands up if you have been accuse by Andrew Hussie

When they started to question who the author was, my mind immediately went to Hussie. XD

I feel so proud of mituna for standing up for latula when they said she’s to afraid to attempt cook offs....**sniff** he got mad though-

Poor Kankri. He's the only one thinkin' 'bout others feelings, man. And fuck is that hot.

Fun fact: Mituna's voice actor in this was the guy who voiced him in the Voxus dub

I was unaware that Kurloz possessed telepathic abilities. That would certainly make communication a lot easier

This is the thing that introduced me to this fandom...at age 9

Caliborn was carrying John's child, but decided to abort it because he "wanted to see what would happen". Calliope wrote My Immortal when she was younger. Caliborn won't admit it, but he thought the story was beautiful. Vriska only turned off the mind control for Tavros because he was "too easy". Karkat has nightmares about leaving Sollux to die. Eridan taught Christian Chandler everything he knows. Everything. Kankri is so paranoid about triggers because he saw what Damara would do and stayed quiet. Hussie doesn't actually worship Cthulhu. *Cthulhu* worships *him*. Horuss is banned from Bronycon for cosplaying the Lyra plush. Equius works as a guard in Whiterun. Feferi forgets anything if she is thanked for it. Latula once tried to hang herself, but didn't weigh enough for it to snap her neck. Mituna saved her, but doesn't remember it. Kurloz has no dirt on him. He's an awesome dude. Why can't you be more like Kurloz. Cronus is pyrophobic. Meulin mistakes friends for Matesprites all the time, as Kurloz is the only Troll who she has ever interacted with. Dave wears shades because he will go blind if he doesn't. Roxy is sensitive about her Albinism. It is one of the few things that will make her cry. Tavros and Gamzee are both Asexual and used to have nightmares about the Drones.

I like how Kankri pops in right after Aranea reads about Cronus; his facial expression is like "I can't believe they're talking about people li- wait Cronus' shirtless pictures??"

Meulin: *LE GASP!* Kurloz: *GLARES AT MEULIN* Meulin: *QUE NERVOUS LAUGHTER*

This was my first Homestuck videos ever

I remember watching this when I had NO F***ING IDEA what Homestuck was. Also, at the beginning, Meenah should've said "gulls" or "gills" because of her fish pun thing.

I remember watching this when it was a few months old 😭😭

I love how Mituna defends his matesprit :3 it's cute

The voice acting in this is BEAUTIFUL

I'm going after that Catnip, not because I want it but because of where it is.

Oh boy... Hussie, your at it again.

THAT ENDING THO. XD

all i wanna know is if there was anything juicy about kanny in there *eybrow wiggle*

2017, and I'm still re-watching this shit Jegus help me

"HEY LIL MAMA LET ME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR" IM DYING HELP

i was w8ing for kurloz to get some catnip

Happy 413 to THIS classic

I'd like to imagine everything in the book isnt true until the moment its read out loud

The animation made me laugh harder then the gossips itself XD

Meulin looks SO uncomfortable. That’s the ‘I NEED AN ADULT!’ look.

Hussie wrote it so I guess its canon? :/

R.I.P miulen

These is the best voices for Meulin and Mituna and Kankri I have ever heard.

HUSSSSSIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

"Hey little mama let me whisper in your ear" Oh god please Kurloz leave Meulin alone!

This is one of the best homestuck vids I've seen in a long time.

Meulin sounds like nepeta tho XDD

HUSSY HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT STUFF ABOUT MEUILIN AND LATULA!!!!

it's funny how there are trolls cats and sprites and im over here like "just a random demon in the comments"

KANKRIS KRANKY.

I just cried laughing, someone stop this train... I love it but cried at the end right at Kurloz' whispering reference! I like this a lot, And I am sorry. I'm just laughing too much at this and Cronus is even proud of himself, it's a tear-bringer better than a Halo theme in a cave to me... beautifully done. I am not a Cronus...

Kurloz: "HEY LITTLE MAMA LET ME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR" Meulin: pls no

HEY LITTLE MAMA LET ME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HEAR

Kurloz: HEY LIL MAMA LEMME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR Meulin: Eeehhhh...

SOMEBODY PLEASE COSPLAY THIS MASTERPIECE

OH MY GOG!!! HUSSIE!!!

I love how Meenah is laughing her ass off

Revisiting this in the year 2020...man this was comfy to watch then and just as comfy now. I feel like I’m time traveling

hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

Hussie Hussie: yes Don't u dare Hussie: oh I will Do u really want the horse dead Hussie: U WOULDN'T oh I would

Jfc I love Cronus' voice in this-

Is it weird that I thought Kankri wrote it for a second?

I laughed out loud at the end omfg

God, am I reentering the homestuck fandom?

Kurloz can't whisper lmao.

I really, really like their voices, it fits so well.

Damn Hussie, way to roast them. Well these are fact now.

Meulin: "I have no idea what you're talking about!" Me: MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE, *D E A F* ?

((I'M FUCKING DYING OMFG

The thing that made me laugh the hardest about this was when Kankri spoke and he sounded manlier than Cronus. Yeah, okay sure, spandex.

happy 11 years, iconic video

only if there was something about kankri

ITT WaS SO SweeTT HoW MitunA SttooD UP FoR LatulA

not the cronus shirtless pictures 😭😭

THAT ENDING THO! XD IM DYING

I wanna hear some about Horuss.... On second thought I don't.

DAMNIT HUSSIIIIIE

Mituna standing up for Latuna is so cute ^^

mituna standing up for latula

I laughed as hard as Meenah while watching this :D

you should make a second one... i want to know what it says about kankri... mituna... and all of the guys

Wait I thought Kurloz was mute how did he get an voice actor

The perfect way to introduce the dancestors

horusss voice is lit

LoL hUsSiE bE tRoLlInG ... lItErAlLy :0)

Aw, meulin's voice is so cute! :3 This was really one of the funniest homestuck comic I've read/heard ^^

Dat end Someone went nuts with the outtakes

THE HEY LITTLE MAMA PART how does one oxygen

If hussie wrote that it's probrably true

i always lose my crap at the "Hey little mama, let me whisper in your ear"!

" I wonder who wrote that book anyways" "someone with too much free time, I can assure you" XD LOLOLOLOLOL

lets be honest we all knew it was gonna be hussie

*takes book* PFFF) (A) (A! Eridan: wwhat fef? ''Eridan ) (as a Feferi-doll t) (at he kiss every afternoon'' Eridan: WWHAT? THATS NOT TRUE! Sollux: hehe ye2 iit ii2 fii2hdiick Eridan: yeah? wwell: ''Sollux has black/yelloww condoms in his drawwer'' Sollux: 2HUT UP! THAT2 TOTALLY A LIIE!! Eridan: wwait Sol! look at this! No! dont read t) (at! 38o Sollux: ''Feferii wear2 a wiig when 2he ha2 a bad haiir day'' Sollux and Eridan: AHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHA!! I glubbing ) (ate you guys... 3>8(

i love the voice actors in this

Thanks for helping answer the question asked everyone!

LOL Kurloz XD

i'm halve tempted to reach in and get some catnip...if i didn't know there was a mouse trap in there and a guaranteed decapitating after.

Latula and Solluxs dancestor are so cute together and how he defends her

i rlly like the voices for this omg