Calabasas Fight Companion: UFC 267 w/ Chris D’Elia and Bryan Callen 

I was screaming in the break room with my headphones on... not giving a fuuuck

Timestamp??

The classics baby 🤣🤣

@@duanecameronson oh doug

Nice thanks for spoiling it you fuck. All for a mediocre comment too

Sadly I lived that and my parents getting back together after a decade definitely didn’t give me quite this much joy but I do love the metaphor for people who don’t have clear trauma lmaooo

@@nickkerr5714 shot and miss

@@bigt5096 If I'm honest, I wasn't sure but wrote my reply in a way that could be considered sarcastic but not too serious just in case. 😂👍

You said it 😂

SAME!

Agreed. Miss this bunch.

Gladiator helmet face

Absolutely, and with theo too, that would be better than the actual fights, I'd pay for that

With these basketocats??? No way

Sasso and theo wouldve been legendary

Can confirm

with some hardcore sex criminals.

@@buttface9434 no charges, not even a lawsuit between them.

@@buttface9434 do you come here just to push your dislike on to people who like?

@@buttface9434 name checks out.

Thought I was the only one. Watched his stand up this week and couldn’t finish it but he’s hilarious when Callen is around.

Yea he really needs to ditch that weird voice he does, Idk why he does that

@@reyalecio3501 it's funny cuz I think that's general consensus for most people

Watch some of his impro ripping the audience at the laugh factory.

I agree

Especially when he says he doesn’t even know him or have a personal relationship with him…..

Why does everyone always say this😂😂😂WE KNOW most overused comment on every callen and delia video

It’s so true. Lol

imagine if they started a podcast together. 2 cancelled fucks with the best chemistry ever. at least i would watch it

@@korryjones7371 yeah that was so fucking gross

Yes

It’s amazing, I wanna watch his stand up so bad

For real. Cringy as hell

Theo and Chris

Wait so is his stand up bad ?

Or when he said "you look like you got stung by a bunch of bee's" 😂😂

@@saffronbandit4764 you look like an Italian dude that drowned, but still lived

Dem dark arts bruh.

Timestamp bruh ?

I was in tears

@@sonnydortmund1513 around 47:25 it starts!!

@@sonnydortmund1513 i uploaded it on my channel

“when I turn you better have a lab coat on”🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@cluckycluck3053 cool bro. keep cluckn

They are so damn funny together . We need a new TMP . Will prlly won’t work with them tho unfortunately

@@cluckycluck3053 get facts right..go back to your home in in Ariels nose...plenty room their for ya bud

@@cluckycluck3053 screw these losers , hey lets excuse anybody just as long as we get entertained but if they had a daughter or sister r if any of the people were thier family they are different. F you want to like them thats fine but you look like a loser for defending them, just be honest with yourself that there is not much a person can do as long as I am entertained and I would respect that.

Yes it is. And nobody else

go find the 10 minute podcast mate

U Missed alot

Rip to ur grandpa bro

Sorry bout your gramps man.

Pedos and rapists unite!

Bless his soul

P lol

Before this, so much congratulations and Delia vs Callen.

Oh brother same.

These 2 are legends

Can’t forget rewatching Ten Minute Podcast 😔

The saying is “firing on all cylinders” but I guess syllables could work in this instance too 🤣 well done 👍🏼

@@brandonstephens1447 it’s a joke from Chris’s podcast

Adults don't know shit. Only babies do.

I loved it, but it sucks he aged like 10 years he can't really make fun of Bryan for being old that was so funny like 2 years ago

@@Bushey4545 nah he's the youngest man alive.

Lol, well the other 2 have been doing stand up comedy for over 20 yrs. Ev hates brendan but i he holds his own ok with a giant like Chris. He had chris laughing a couple times 😁🤷‍♂️

Bit killer jones

“…and the best part is he goes …dad I don’t like coffee!”

@@rhysconnel8755 not the best but pretty good, most likely to become a gate keeper?

@@rhysconnel8755 A top 10 ufc heavyweight?

*frinkin

Only in podcasts though. His stand up is just...yikes..

He’s back for another fight companion

@@thomasmitchell4128 trying to find a podcaster whose stand up is actually funnier than their personality on their podcast is very difficult.

Stinkin? Fml..🙄

Hilarious... And sad

hes wrong on his predictions like 80% of the time

@@justinbutera8945 yea brenda is

@@christoffer5875 yup

The best part of it all is that Brenda constantly belittles Bryan’s opinion like he knows nothing about fighting.

Bees with roids in their stingers

Whiskey and Twinkie’s will do that

What actually happened to his face?

@@lightyear5562 bad job at Botox stuff

It’s the whiskey

Thank you, was looking for this spot

It's crazy how he can be this funny in real life but forgive me for saying his stand up is below average, but on a podcast he's genuinely hilarious consistently on absolutely every podcast I've ever seen him on

"would you look at that"🎉😂

god bless you been looking for 10 minutes

HORRIBLE live chat

II FUCKING LOST IT - we need TMP back lol

thank you sir fir this time stamp 🤣🤣

That one came from another dimension

soooo good

You’re not even exaggerating. Ive been waiting for his return as a guest on something for a long time. Chris is REALLY funny around other people.

You’re forgetting Sasso

@@416god8 I listen to ten min pod er day

@@seahawksFishing hate it

Cumtown is way funnier then Delias annoying schtick.

Amen!

Dont forget lashawnda

DUDE SAME. Chris literally saves these podcasts. Too funny, I haven't cried laughing like that in a minute.

I swear

@The Fashion Cold Wars ur a loser

@The Fashion Cold Wars and you’re definitely not funny

@The Fashion Cold Wars called it. You aren’t funny

Serving up that hot lasagna

Servin up underage girls! Can’t come back from that!

@@dylanconlon975 get a job or hobby

@@dylanconlon975 didn't he only try to meet up with like 18-19 year olds? I think the others were BS, Honest question

@@dylanconlon975 Not knowingly. Jump on that hating bandwagon though loser

Episode with Sasso + Callen with racist Starbucks = top 10 podcast episodes ever

Why u support a nonse

@@chrisakabusi3224 cuz he’s funny

@@chrisakabusi3224 why you such a clueless tit?

I gotta agree.

That was Bryans instagram post that led me to this show

Stg

“Shut up” 😂

You watched the whole thing?

thanks for letting me know to skip this one

i know, you can tell the other two were getting annoyed by it. you can’t slow down the convo just to say something boring and unfunny

I couldn’t care less about the rapes. I’m just happy to see Chris and Bryan together again :)

@@andyeveritt385 What rapes ? Has Chris been sentenced ? Or even charged ? Surely if there was rapes he would have at the very least been arrested and yet nothing hmm strange.

@@andyeveritt385 ... Where did you get your information from? You're embarrassing yourself. If he was proven to be a rapist, trust me, he wouldn't be on this podcast hunny.

Didn’t you guys see Brendan and Bryan crying over their friend being a pedo? Guilty or not that shit should stay with friends until being found guilty

@@andyeveritt385 He hasn’t even been arrested let alone convicted, there are no rapes and no underage sex. Did he on a few occasions message with someone underage, yes he did. Did he immediately stop messaging them upon finding out their age, again yes he did. Like many people who are famous he used his fame to have sex with young women (of legal age), there no crimes of any kind here hence why he was never even arrested. If you don’t want to watch him, move on as no one is forcing you to watch.

You can see Bryan's face the whole time. He's the set up master

Lame

@@blakegivson4871 teehee

Two times? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta bump those numbers up *takes bump of cocaine*

@@ZenCenterUpaya Will do. I'll try and get 10 sets of 10 face pulls at 80% of my 1rm with 2 min rest intervals in while I watch a third time.

@@bossmode336 atta boy ❤

He goes out for Teenie Boppers on the Reg

He goes out for 16 yr olds. When in legal states that is 😂

And young girls. HELLO!!!

Dammmmn the original comments replying to this...wonder if they should pick up comedy

@@collinwgreen Collin, aka Colleen, one of Delia's victims no doubt. #pray4colleen

Bruh I was DYING. Chris is SO FUNNY in group settings

@@SamueListens hahhahah for real thoo

I just messaged my buddy I am crying laughing at work watching that part

Much respect to Brendan for working so hard, but that one bit shows perfectly what level each of these guys is at comedically

Maybe...Will Sasso

@@CVA46643 10 min podcast.

@@rafaeldecarvalho1 yes that's what I was saying

I’m not sure who the 3rd wheel guest should be; But, if Delia is on the show-the guest probably shouldn’t be a 3 year old girl. Business and pleasure doesn’t go well together.

Theo n D’elia would crush

He's not wrong. Reporter: "Who do you think is the hardest worker in the UFC" Dana White: "The Rock is a beast look at the guy he's 50 what a stud"

So in dune

Your comment now has 69 likes. You’re welcome.

Well… Not anymore. Y’all just couldn’t let it stay at 69 🤦🏻‍♂️

@@a.m.scape_5133 Judas

I lost it there 😂 That was the moment i knew this was going to be an awesome 3,5 hours

lol they've done a show together for years until Chris was accused of s*xual assault with minors and Bryan called was accused of r*pe..... they all pretended not to know each other for a year or so and now pretending it never happened

Bryan and Chris are funny together, but Brenda can kick rocks

He always almost does, but holds back lol. He only engages with people in his level.

After he calls him out for "fat fuck shit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1:15:49

It was probably on the contract

To him Schaub is like the friend’s little brother who is off limits to roasting

S'respectful... knows the audience.. plus a good friend. He is exactly like rick sanchez where after a while the fact he does have a kind heart comes through.

Lol underrated comment

Theo

@@richbanks911 Between the both of them for me. Probably tied. Bobby is 2nd

That shit was funny Af .. he kinda seems annoyed at Brian

RIP

Timestamp?

@@BrenoOfficial 1:58.25

Or we could just forget brendan forever

Forget Brenda? easy.

Nobody would forget Brendan for only a second.

i smell casuals

@@forgivemylaughter na

@@forgivemylaughter disagree. It’s like he never left

Are you new here?

@@TonyChin226 seeing these comments after years of watching is awesome. Some people haven’t seen those legendary tfatk episodes

Well yeah any time they’re interrupting we’re missing out on sweet hot hot heat. Chris really serves up a lasagna of a conversation

Where’s the part where he says “uuuuuuuuum I’m talking, thank you” Hilarious 😂

Absolutely

@@setdaviking2849 Most definitely.

The 2nd best TFATK was with Delia & Theo.

Agreed! Theo, Brian, Chris, and Brenden would be a great fight companion.

@@setdaviking2849 without doubt

I missed that Chemistry

Water we dune hair?

Brandon swab lmao!

My cockes warm af now

@@mikejimenez6470 Brings another meaning to "Let's Go Branden"

Wasn’t he canceled for fucking a 16 year old or something?

@@poopsqwigle accused, the only thing he did was message girls that were too young. There was proof that once he knew anyone wasn’t 18, he left the situation. Not normal and definitely weird, but not cancelable in most people’s opinions.

​@@poopsqwigle Basically, they revealed edited screenshots of him speaking to girls, leaving out the part the moment they said they were under 18 that he left.

@@poopsqwigle nope. Completely false actually

Agreed

Can I say a sentence with out you-

What time in the podcast does that happen

That would be incredible

The podcast would be over in a week. You think Callen runs everything? 😂

Oh the dream

Hahaha bro hell yeah!

now you're talkin!

Current eventin' it

@@wateverfl0atsurboat WITH CHRIS

😂😂😂 haven’t even seen this yet.

How do you feel about brendans portion of it all?

@@Bugdeek he’s okay in short bursts lol

I 100% agree.

😂 I love to give him a short burst if duck butter in his swollen eyes

I honestly enjoy Callens stand up the most, but Chris is BY FAR the number 1One influencer of my life for the last 4 years straight. Barnone

*couldn't

Time stamp?

Yess

Why? So Bobby’s bitch can be awkward like in the Shane Gillis episode… nah I’m good

I think Bobby was one of the ones that turned on him like Whitney

Friday and Saturday

@@ThicccBoy 💗

that's not gonna happen. Sasso won't associate with either of them anymore.

Sasso’s gf brainwashed him

@@TheDomaZog oh stop

@@TheDomaZog why?

@@TheDomaZog how du know this?

Actually probably not. This is Brendan's fight companion, not regular podcasts

@@scorch76mail your name should be I am Sam

Schaub is the biggest sponsor cuck…Lost all respect for him since learning the guy has zero integrity…and zero ability to stand up for his friends.

@@Val_Halla777 im sure hes really gonna care bout your opinion 👍

@@sanderson9338 god imagine if you losers were as invested in your own lives… as much as you are in some successful guy you decide to hate on

Glad to see the creep back

Don’t spill the iced cream G