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California tourist attempts to ride a wild bison / buffalo in a forest in Summer 2012. 

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Dumb tourist from California attempts to ride a bison / buffalo in a National Park in the summer of 2012.

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@dmj271095
@dmj271095 3 года назад
That thing is 99% muscle, and you approached the kicky end
@prstation1363
@prstation1363 3 года назад
Best comment
@marynlusk5600
@marynlusk5600 3 года назад
I love that you said “kicky end” Can we please get a round of applause for this wording 👏🏼 this made my day!
@hassanx9423
@hassanx9423 3 года назад
It looks 99% fur that boia need a cut
@BombaclaatGatofish
@BombaclaatGatofish 3 года назад
Not sure he would fare well approaching the horny end either
@aliciaanderson873
@aliciaanderson873 3 года назад
@@BombaclaatGatofish Gigity
@dazzlingextremes389
@dazzlingextremes389 3 года назад
And this is how signs like "don't iron clothes while wearing them" came to be
@gataboi
@gataboi 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@SamaelVR
@SamaelVR 3 года назад
“Caution, hot” on coffee cups
@zainshahid3552
@zainshahid3552 3 года назад
Lmao underrated comment 😂
@imanimcghee27
@imanimcghee27 3 года назад
Comment of the year lol
@Jacquelinsane
@Jacquelinsane 3 года назад
Gwyn's Last Knight no actually, that’s because McDonalds heated their coffee to the point it could give third degree burns and a VERY OLD LADY ended up with third degree burns on her vagina because her cup spilled. But okay then
@lordpeepeeofclanpeepee4378
@lordpeepeeofclanpeepee4378 Год назад
You know it’s bad when a wild animal has more self control than the human
@YTCDGO
@YTCDGO 11 месяцев назад
Fr bro ong
@SuperYtc1
@SuperYtc1 9 месяцев назад
You know it’s bad when humans don’t refer to themselves as animals and somehow think they are above other animals in some way.
@Incubus760
@Incubus760 9 месяцев назад
​@@SuperYtc1Excuse me, he said "Wild animal", never said Humans weren't animals
@peterlubbers5947
@peterlubbers5947 8 месяцев назад
Best comment of them all!👌
@minkmonk5387
@minkmonk5387 8 месяцев назад
​@@SuperYtc1 We are. There's a reason humanity is the Apex predator on Earth.
@hetzer5926
@hetzer5926 Год назад
*that is by far the chillest bison I’ve ever seen* *this dude is both the dumbest and luckiest man alive.*
@benjamingonzalez9136
@benjamingonzalez9136 Год назад
Los tontos como estos siempre tienen bastante suerte
@OldPapaBear
@OldPapaBear 9 месяцев назад
Another fine example that Godd looks after stupid people. Sometimes.
@e7eu.
@e7eu. 6 месяцев назад
Such a wasted oportunity for awesome photo
@karus01
@karus01 6 месяцев назад
If a calf had been in the area, that dumbass would have been demolished.
@rodneycooley1105
@rodneycooley1105 6 месяцев назад
Dumb luck lol
@michaeldriggers7681
@michaeldriggers7681 3 года назад
The fact that this guy's guts are still inside his body tells me this bison was, in fact, pretty friendly.
@welcometolife4237
@welcometolife4237 3 года назад
Lol
@Pluscelamemechose
@Pluscelamemechose 3 года назад
Yes, a very tolerant beast. Typical of cali to have an idiot of this magnitude wandering about freely. Must be related to the governor.
@dondraybenton8
@dondraybenton8 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@mcpassion8752
@mcpassion8752 3 года назад
Great point
@michelelaraia7358
@michelelaraia7358 3 года назад
Lucky/Fortunato.
@mos-wd4zs
@mos-wd4zs 3 года назад
This is why there is a “don’t eat” warning for tide pods
@mombomb833
@mombomb833 3 года назад
This comment had made roll with laughter 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for a great start to this long day ahead.
@williamm4442
@williamm4442 3 года назад
@Prison Mike Liberalism is a disease with no vaccine.
@everest8409
@everest8409 3 года назад
Tide is number one responsible for the death of those children by choosing candies like package. It s intentional. Despite death and serious cases , 🤮still tide didn t change it !!!where is the complicit government not doing anything !!
@lrd23
@lrd23 3 года назад
This is why siblings shouldn’t procreate
@threeyearoldvids1173
@threeyearoldvids1173 3 года назад
How are we the smartest it of everything known in the planet but do the dumbest thinga
@martinbaxter2616
@martinbaxter2616 Год назад
'I'm your friend!' 'I killed my last four friends.'
@bellagirlgirl8827
@bellagirlgirl8827 6 месяцев назад
Indeed!
@joshnacua8998
@joshnacua8998 Год назад
Imagine some dude walking up to you saying hi I'm your friend, then asking can I ride you?
@andresitomaderajr5693
@andresitomaderajr5693 Год назад
I would tell that guy get away from it
@SelenaSecretShow
@SelenaSecretShow 11 месяцев назад
Happens all the time to women every time we leave the house.
@lukedicamillo3274
@lukedicamillo3274 10 месяцев назад
Average day as an African American
@jeremiahalguire8231
@jeremiahalguire8231 10 месяцев назад
​@@SelenaSecretShowlmao 💯 we can't seem to help ourselves.
@Roger-fs5yo
@Roger-fs5yo 10 месяцев назад
I like ya and I want ya🤣
@aidana.5342
@aidana.5342 3 года назад
I don’t know how hes survived for this long, but this has to be a world record.
@lauralishes1
@lauralishes1 3 года назад
At first I thought he had to be tied down to not get up, but perhaps it had something wrong with it
@markheller76
@markheller76 3 года назад
My same thought. At Yellowstone they specifically tell you stay away. Wonder how many times he has been run over knocked out fired divorced...Idiot!
@lrodriguez6691
@lrodriguez6691 3 года назад
It is a matter of time until Darwinism set things straight with him.
@Rusty4u
@Rusty4u 3 года назад
Mostly luck
@juanitadudley4788
@juanitadudley4788 3 года назад
I wonder how some people make it through the day. I mean basic stuff like getting up, going to work and successfully crossing the street.
@damsarebiotic6263
@damsarebiotic6263 3 года назад
This mans stats: Intelligence 0 Luck 100
@aheed9484
@aheed9484 3 года назад
I diagnose u with 1 reply
@bloopbloop248
@bloopbloop248 3 года назад
Aid G Make it two replies
@EdlixYeet
@EdlixYeet 3 года назад
@@bloopbloop248 make it three and a like
@drue.09
@drue.09 3 года назад
Make it 4
@kyleeelizabeth878
@kyleeelizabeth878 3 года назад
Make it: SMART:000,000,000 IDIOT:100,000,000
@johnberry7662
@johnberry7662 Год назад
The bison is shocked. He’s thinking, “Does this idiot not know that even grizzlies don’t mess with me?”
@SawyersHerpetology
@SawyersHerpetology 3 года назад
Be thankful he even ALLOWED you that close to him, that's a nice bison.
@franilan2591
@franilan2591 3 года назад
@@shoban they are just territorial and don’t want to be bothered...but the males, especially during mating season are pumped up with testosterone and are raging
@jimmyvasquez5298
@jimmyvasquez5298 3 года назад
@KRL Productions just stop
@zachcuster1712
@zachcuster1712 3 года назад
@@shoban territorial and they couldve easily trampled him or impaled him with the horns
@adriantapia6199
@adriantapia6199 3 года назад
Agree
@beserk6285
@beserk6285 3 года назад
@@zachcuster1712 he must have had a gun
@turkeysouls8235
@turkeysouls8235 3 года назад
“You’re not very friendly are you...” Bruh. If he wasn’t friendly, you’d be a pancake.
@kerstiesweeney
@kerstiesweeney 3 года назад
Very true!! 😄😄😄
@angelslive9651
@angelslive9651 3 года назад
For Real 😂
@Slapnuts9627
@Slapnuts9627 3 года назад
@Mike Rotch Begone city boy.
@nati6969
@nati6969 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CPTZK11
@CPTZK11 3 года назад
Nah he had enough time and tries to get outta there even from up close, no animal is fast enough from a relaxed sitting position for us to not be able to react
@mattweeeee
@mattweeeee 2 года назад
Also tourist: *jumps into shark infested waters with a rope* "Hiiiii, can I floss your teeth?"
@tomb.2224
@tomb.2224 Год назад
sharks won't attack humans, it is dolphins who are manace of society and would harm us without reason. typical amiermutt thought thinking sharks are some evil kind
@Chicky_Lumps
@Chicky_Lumps Год назад
Except most sharks are probably a lot less aggressive and dangerous to humans than this absolute unit.
@mattweeeee
@mattweeeee Год назад
@@Chicky_Lumps lmao
@ryanwilliams1207
@ryanwilliams1207 Год назад
@@mattweeeeethat’s the funny thing about predators. They look at you and have to consider if your worth the effort. Animals like bison, moose, rhinos, etc will just assume you want to eat them and will send you to the gulag first.
@user-sf9gs2pg1b
@user-sf9gs2pg1b Год назад
Sharks to actually keep those fish that clean teeth alive I think. So, maybe they’d think twice if you cleaned their teeth.
@missyb1020
@missyb1020 Год назад
That bison was so tolerant, that was crazy!
@jaco7675
@jaco7675 3 года назад
Tourist: “You’re not very friendly, are you?” Bison: “You’re not very bright, are you?”
@zefemanzano1651
@zefemanzano1651 3 года назад
My thought exactly.
@fatfanofmusic3126
@fatfanofmusic3126 3 года назад
That's racist
@jaco7675
@jaco7675 3 года назад
@@fatfanofmusic3126 EVERYTHING’S racist.
@ricdwe
@ricdwe 3 года назад
That was about to be my comment as well. 😂
@jamiegrowthanddevelopment9664
@jamiegrowthanddevelopment9664 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ricktyman4709
@ricktyman4709 3 года назад
Imagine the audacity of going up to a stranger, saying you're a friend and then trying to jump on their back to ride them and when they politely say no, you yell at them "well you're not friendly".
@ChainsTheChef888
@ChainsTheChef888 3 года назад
Exactly same thought!
@staceycartnal9447
@staceycartnal9447 3 года назад
The mental image you created had me laughing so hard. Thanks for that!
@engine_man
@engine_man 3 года назад
White people.
@wind2536
@wind2536 3 года назад
@@engine_man racist tard
@TheRandomWolf
@TheRandomWolf 3 года назад
@@engine_man All people.
@darkwolfnova344
@darkwolfnova344 2 года назад
Tourist: You're not very friendly are you? Bison: Here's your sign
@Lieutenant_Dude
@Lieutenant_Dude Год назад
That might be the single most patient bison I've seen in my life.
@azurekuzma3598
@azurekuzma3598 3 года назад
The fact that he was even able to get *that close* without being gored is incredible.
@Vortex-7358
@Vortex-7358 3 года назад
I was thinking the same think but with all the trees it would make it hard to chase the guy
@eternalblessing4984
@eternalblessing4984 3 года назад
The buffalo probably didn't even feel like dealing with anyone/thing. He's lucky.
@ivoryfyall4231
@ivoryfyall4231 3 года назад
Yeahhh right????
@FPGNinja157
@FPGNinja157 3 года назад
Ive actually been to yellowstone twice and buffalo have gotten super close to humans on my visits. the closest encounter I had was in this little parking lot, There was a good amount of people and this buffalo was caually walking through. I got to see it at an arms length. I was scared shitless, especially when people were behind it trying it touch it while I was next to it.
@Finallybianca
@Finallybianca 3 года назад
I have had them approach me while fly fishing in South Dakota, never would directly approach one. This dude is lucky
@aukula1062
@aukula1062 3 года назад
You have just witnessed life at the shallow end of the gene pool.
@grandmakris8935
@grandmakris8935 3 года назад
Now that's funny! LMAO!
@markharris4724
@markharris4724 3 года назад
And the name of that pool is Darwin
@openingday455
@openingday455 3 года назад
Should have taken him to dinner first . lmao
@FerraPizza
@FerraPizza 3 года назад
Haha exactly
@timodemo517
@timodemo517 3 года назад
He asked for consent first. Maybe not informed. You got to give him that. LOL
@Eli-wr3xw
@Eli-wr3xw 2 года назад
“Hi I’m your friend can I ride you” The amount of IDIOTS we got in this world is preposterous!
@mar_dma
@mar_dma Год назад
You got near enough for it to end you, the bison seems pretty friendly to me 😂
@ShanCBrown
@ShanCBrown 3 года назад
Just leave animals alone. They aren’t here to entertain stupidity.
@ducksinarowpatience3670
@ducksinarowpatience3670 3 года назад
Here here!
@collateral7358
@collateral7358 3 года назад
💯💯💯
@transangvan8116
@transangvan8116 3 года назад
Yes this so dumb guy shouldnt bother animals
@sanjayw9878
@sanjayw9878 3 года назад
Yeah. Animals are here so we can kill and dismember their body then put the cut up pieces of flesh in our mouth and chew on it. Animals shouldnt be messed with, BUT they can have pieces of their body cut off while they are still conscious like how some cows in slaughterhouses are still aware of their pain and surroundings while they hang there after having limbs and part of their body ripped off by machines. That's perfectly fine, and we all eat that grocery store meat thats a product of that extreme torture and suffering. BUT DONT MESS WITH AN ANIMAL THATS JUST GOING TOO FAR!!!!
@sanjayw9878
@sanjayw9878 3 года назад
@DawnWatch just one person saying that is worth writing a thousand comments :,)
@Little_Lotta
@Little_Lotta 3 года назад
The fact that the bison let him get so close means that he’s unfortunately more than likely use to shit like this.
@dancearoundtheworld5360
@dancearoundtheworld5360 3 года назад
Bison : i see you've choosen death
@freindlyspicerun4424
@freindlyspicerun4424 3 года назад
"Ah fuckin tourist, the moment he touches me he'll regret even thinking the name yellowstone "
@CB-yt5xl
@CB-yt5xl 3 года назад
Or probably he’s used to wolves trying to kill him he’s sees no tiny ass human as a threat 🤦‍♂️
@janedoe-hq9vn
@janedoe-hq9vn 3 года назад
You mean, dumbasses? 😛👍
@cedrichabschi7312
@cedrichabschi7312 3 года назад
Ye the bison looks kinda cute and friendly But he could kill ya easly
@DarknessOfRedbone
@DarknessOfRedbone Год назад
A. You invaded their personal space B. You approached where they can kick you C. Approached with a loud sharp noise (the talking)
@danielschmaderer
@danielschmaderer Год назад
Guy: can I ride you? Bison: sure! Hope on! I’ll take you on a tour and show you around! Guy: really? Bison: you can’t be that dumb.
@theman7571
@theman7571 3 года назад
“You’re not very friendly are you” this video wouldn’t exist if he wasn’t friendly
@Yak1312
@Yak1312 3 года назад
Well it might, but it would be categorized as a found photoage.
@thebabbler8867
@thebabbler8867 3 года назад
@@Yak1312 😂💀
@jamesstrain8557
@jamesstrain8557 3 года назад
One of these days the game warden will find the footage.....and body
@jamesvancam
@jamesvancam 3 года назад
@@jamesstrain8557 lmao
@complexunity4533
@complexunity4533 3 года назад
Tbh this is a very friendly Bison..
@BasementBubbatunde
@BasementBubbatunde 3 года назад
"Not friendly" mate your bones aren't powder and your insides are still inside. That Bison is a saint
@thomasmontgomery805
@thomasmontgomery805 3 года назад
Fr
@HouseJawn
@HouseJawn 3 года назад
🤣 LMAO
@ashdog236
@ashdog236 3 года назад
This
@therealsyxx
@therealsyxx 3 года назад
Exactly
@frisc0strangler207
@frisc0strangler207 3 года назад
Facts!
@ZaVinki
@ZaVinki Год назад
“You’re a Slow burner, ain't ya kid?” -Arthur Morgan, 1899
@GrimmReeferX
@GrimmReeferX Год назад
I live near these animals, and I have no idea why you would ever want to approach one. They're the size of a damn truck.
@leewolf6434
@leewolf6434 3 года назад
How not to convince an animal you’re a friend: start circling behind it like a predator 🤦‍♂️
@bonniestulll1816
@bonniestulll1816 3 года назад
Stalking gets foot karate
@ace-paidinfull5240
@ace-paidinfull5240 3 года назад
Well I wouldn’t wana approach from the front either so where do we go from here👀.. unless we dont lol
@DaGuunOSHO
@DaGuunOSHO 3 года назад
Great fucking point!
@MoneyBoyCJ
@MoneyBoyCJ 3 года назад
@@ace-paidinfull5240 yea just don’t approach from anywhere lol keep your distance
@jerulew3547
@jerulew3547 3 года назад
Tell the truth😂
@kuribo1
@kuribo1 3 года назад
That was without a doubt the friendliest fucking Buffalo out there. Dude was able to walk back to his car upright...
@flourflower3499
@flourflower3499 3 года назад
Agreed. Buffalo are insanely aggressive. You have to be extremely careful around even tamed ones. They’re like Lions.
@hollymumtothree6888
@hollymumtothree6888 3 года назад
Loved this comment, I was expecting to see blood n a lot of guts from this idiot, he is very lucky to still be alive xx that's for sure xx
@connorsaldivar9148
@connorsaldivar9148 3 года назад
dude was able to walk back to his car
@jonathanwells223
@jonathanwells223 3 года назад
@@hollymumtothree6888 This is RU-vid, not Grindr.
@geonycz
@geonycz 3 года назад
That buffalo didn’t care 😂
@coco-cliveasmrgenealogy6171
Dude: "I'm your friend" Bison: "Well I ain't yours ma boi, now leave me the F alone"
@Iquey
@Iquey Год назад
"I'm your friend." "I'll be the judge of that bud."
@rjvislenio
@rjvislenio 3 года назад
Tourist: "You're not very friendly, are you?" Bison: "You're not very bright, are you?"
@cookiemonster15781
@cookiemonster15781 3 года назад
Copied...
@rjvislenio
@rjvislenio 3 года назад
@@cookiemonster15781 you're not very bright, are you?
@cookiemonster15781
@cookiemonster15781 3 года назад
@@rjvislenio Copied...
@rjvislenio
@rjvislenio 3 года назад
@@cookiemonster15781 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yPQGM5qcNm8.html
@rjvislenio
@rjvislenio 3 года назад
@@cookiemonster15781 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-oi94MDgk9t8.html
@inspiringviolet184
@inspiringviolet184 3 года назад
Poor bison legit was just chillin and enjoying his day and this dude goes “uR nOt vErY fRiEnDlY aRe YoU??”
@nickb2208
@nickb2208 3 года назад
For real he was just chilling in the sun catching some vitamin d wagon his tail and this a****** comes up bothering him.
@BudgetBully504
@BudgetBully504 3 года назад
Rite!!! Ass hope of holes. Just chilln bruh! 😒🤌
@VashTheDamnFiend
@VashTheDamnFiend 3 года назад
@@nickb2208 did you really just censor asshole
@lar3219
@lar3219 3 года назад
Legit
@itsjustian8484
@itsjustian8484 3 года назад
Bison: " You're not very intelligent are you?" Correct answer: No, he isn't!
@jd6331
@jd6331 11 месяцев назад
Some people should never be allowed outside their house. No respect.
@freyaaa9018
@freyaaa9018 Год назад
Tourist: “You’re not very friendly, are you?” Bison: “You’re gonna die today, Aren’t you?”
@SlingKokWell
@SlingKokWell 3 года назад
Never trust a stranger who approaches you saying “ I’m your friend”…
@mangamama9881
@mangamama9881 3 года назад
That bison listened to it's parents and didn't go with the strange person offering friendship
@TonyLevon
@TonyLevon 3 года назад
Not to bring up old stuff, but This is how they saw and treated the Native Americans, etc. 🤔🕵
@JB-de8kq
@JB-de8kq 3 года назад
Stranger danger
@bonniestulll1816
@bonniestulll1816 3 года назад
Yeah like I bring infected blankets smallpox for your people.
@toocharged
@toocharged 3 года назад
American goverment 😂😂
@s3v3n3
@s3v3n3 3 года назад
He’s literally the embodiment of people who think they are Disney characters and can speak and psychologically communicate with animals 🤦‍♂️
@MsLenepigen
@MsLenepigen 3 года назад
He can paint with all the colors of the wind
@michaelsamana7976
@michaelsamana7976 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnsilver8469
@johnsilver8469 3 года назад
Wait u mean we can’t???
@anathemat-002
@anathemat-002 3 года назад
"A squirrel frequently fed by people at the park got close to me once, so now I understand all animal body language and can no longer not be friends with them."
@aj-qn7nm
@aj-qn7nm 3 года назад
@@johnsilver8469 you can, but not that quick. Why would an animal trust you in 2 minutes
@urbanwarchief
@urbanwarchief Год назад
If you talk to an animal in a condescending way they will understand you
@lynzitrainer734
@lynzitrainer734 10 месяцев назад
Bro imagine getting trampled to death by a bison written on your tombstone😂💀
@A_Wee_spook
@A_Wee_spook 3 года назад
Man: you're not very friendly, are you? Bison: you're still alive, aren't you?
@mariahardy1201
@mariahardy1201 3 года назад
🏆
@jcollins5962
@jcollins5962 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmfao good 1👍
@commonsensedatcom
@commonsensedatcom 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mrwhitez06stingray83
@mrwhitez06stingray83 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@respectpeople9181
@respectpeople9181 3 года назад
S A V A G E
@Voicist
@Voicist 3 года назад
Imagine just minding your own business - chilling after a hard day's bisonic work - when some hairless bipedal harasses you before accusing you of not being very friendly
@awesomemantm2000
@awesomemantm2000 3 года назад
"Bisonic work" 😭
@oif3gunner
@oif3gunner 3 года назад
😤👹
@LIG87
@LIG87 3 года назад
Bisonic work 🤣🤣🤣
@thewatcher7211
@thewatcher7211 3 года назад
Remind me of Karen & ken can’t mind their business smh lol
@marcusaurelius5742
@marcusaurelius5742 3 года назад
I’m gonna start calling people hairless bipedals from now on.
@talos2384
@talos2384 Год назад
Darwin Award nominee right here
@MdjsjJdndndn
@MdjsjJdndndn 2 месяца назад
Charles darwin was a liar. His grandpa wrote about evolution, and he was in a group of people, whose name im not mentioning so my comment doesn't get removed, who have very evil intentions.. Its on the web and no secret. Evolution is a hoax.
@ClassyDeerBoi
@ClassyDeerBoi Год назад
Dickweed : "I'm your friend." Bison : "You're like a weed that screams."
@Hallofang
@Hallofang 3 года назад
This bison deadass was laying there cause he was like "He's not stupid enough to try it, I am literally the weight of a semi."
@CosmicAli_TheObserver
@CosmicAli_TheObserver 3 года назад
You never approach an animal from behind like that. All predatory and suspicious like.🤔🧐😳🧐👹😒😂😂😂
@Hallofang
@Hallofang 3 года назад
@@CosmicAli_TheObserver 👍🏼
@glizzy6717
@glizzy6717 3 года назад
@@Hallofang fnfgv Omm
@gillprince7844
@gillprince7844 3 года назад
😁
@dotthedot9080
@dotthedot9080 3 года назад
@@kevinwheeler6069 i think thats maltese
@rushco.8811
@rushco.8811 3 года назад
"I'm your friend" Bison: " Sorry but my friends aren't complete idiots"
@HomesteadFix
@HomesteadFix 3 года назад
Right!
@dafunk39
@dafunk39 3 года назад
Best comment! 😂
@jolujo5842
@jolujo5842 3 года назад
ROTFL ...Exactly
@jam5533
@jam5533 3 года назад
"Nor do they invade my space"
@julianarosli2291
@julianarosli2291 11 месяцев назад
Tourist: you're not very friendly are you? Bison: you're not very stupid are you
@serdip
@serdip Год назад
Human: "Bison!" Bison: "Bye, son!"
@gavinhaney535
@gavinhaney535 3 года назад
"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are" - Patrick Star
@KellDLMCMLXXIX
@KellDLMCMLXXIX 3 года назад
🤤 😂😂😂😂😂
@stuartmclaughlin4717
@stuartmclaughlin4717 3 года назад
TRUE.😄
@mohandasjung
@mohandasjung 3 года назад
that's very smart of him
@admiralboom481
@admiralboom481 3 года назад
Gavin the fucking genius. Has anyone seen Gavin I'm looking for my friend Gavin.
@wave._.hunter
@wave._.hunter 3 года назад
@@admiralboom481 I found my friend Gavin but I don’t think he is the same Gavin as your friend Gavin
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад
“You’re not very friendly, are you?” Actual words spoken by an actual human to an actual wild animal.
@savastian_saul
@savastian_saul 3 года назад
The idiocy is incredible aint it?🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️😱🤯
@mikeashawasegai7530
@mikeashawasegai7530 3 года назад
Irony at its finest as well
@BridgesOnBikes
@BridgesOnBikes 3 года назад
I’m just amazed he made it this far... this was 2012. There is no chance he’s still alive.
@emilymaasha2181
@emilymaasha2181 3 года назад
He was high on cheap drugs
@mangamama9881
@mangamama9881 3 года назад
Bison: I am friendly. You're a fool and went on my nerves but I didn't kill you.
@_Sumeyo_
@_Sumeyo_ Год назад
Guy: *"Hi."* Bison: *"B!tch BYE!"*
@ursusmuricanus5765
@ursusmuricanus5765 2 года назад
I love how disconnected from the world city people are that so many unironically look at wild animals like they're domesticated dogs and act shocked when they don't like humans and attack when approached
@carleef5166
@carleef5166 3 года назад
Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden
@alienman7667
@alienman7667 3 года назад
You are right i can’t even feed the children in my basement for experiment
@cockpenis4570
@cockpenis4570 3 года назад
There was only one flower in your aunties garden... but I took it ;)
@carleef5166
@carleef5166 3 года назад
@@alienman7667 ok
@carleef5166
@carleef5166 3 года назад
@@cockpenis4570 I don’t have an aunt 💀
@RookieAssassin
@RookieAssassin 3 года назад
I’d say we slap some common sense into them then
@tmaxim2651
@tmaxim2651 3 года назад
“yOUrE nOt VeRY FrIENdlY ArE yOu?” Are you kidding dude that’s one of the friendliest, giant *wild* animals I’ve seen!
@DylanWOWilliams
@DylanWOWilliams 3 года назад
-_-
@maquillajexmayorecuador1244
@maquillajexmayorecuador1244 3 года назад
Bzb
@maquillajexmayorecuador1244
@maquillajexmayorecuador1244 3 года назад
Djfdgsmazdvnmddi Feliz año nuevo que haya pistolas
@MegaAntras
@MegaAntras 3 года назад
I guess if someone let you ride him, it will be friendly for this moron.... Animal let him get really close to him, and he said you are not very friendly.... If that buffalo could speak Im sure he would say... You are not very smart are you...
@alyssal362
@alyssal362 3 года назад
Ikr
@CalebLane67
@CalebLane67 Год назад
He’s the most peaceful buffalo I’ve seen. Where can I get one like him
@gahrilla_1
@gahrilla_1 4 месяца назад
the only good part about this is that the tourist actually backed off rather than actually physically attempting to ride the bison
@IsaacPiera
@IsaacPiera 3 года назад
Inside buffalo's head: "Calm down, calm down, he's just an idiot, let him go".
@gayan123451
@gayan123451 3 года назад
Lool
@Hooptierescue
@Hooptierescue 3 года назад
🤪🤪🤪
@princejohn5649
@princejohn5649 3 года назад
😄👏🏼
@kcried1081
@kcried1081 3 года назад
Pretty much lol
@E-stylz-1967
@E-stylz-1967 3 года назад
Yeah because some human village is missing it's idiot!😂👌
@TheNewMailLady
@TheNewMailLady 3 года назад
I can’t be the only one who hoped that buffalo would kick his ass, right?
@faceofextinction7156
@faceofextinction7156 3 года назад
Nope. I was praying for it
@Blue_Collar_Hunter
@Blue_Collar_Hunter 3 года назад
Gored to death is what I was hoping for.
@sgtpain5173
@sgtpain5173 3 года назад
👍
@juggerswood
@juggerswood 3 года назад
But then the video wouldn't have been uploaded, which means you wouldn't be able to wish for that, which means it wouldn't have happened, which would then put you back at this video wishing he got his ass kicked, which then if he did get his ass kicked the video wouldn't be uploaded, which means you wouldn't have seen it, which means you wouldn't have been able to wish fo- This is a paradox.
@AnonyMouseYGO
@AnonyMouseYGO 3 года назад
@@juggerswood If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the movie "UP", he cannot give you it as he can never give you up. But, by doing that, he is letting you down, and thus, is creating something known as the Astley Paradox
@koniermcgregoliev299
@koniermcgregoliev299 Год назад
Guy : "Hye" Bison :"Lets bash heads"
@terribleideabutwhocares
@terribleideabutwhocares 2 года назад
I refuse to believe he made a god damn "HOO" noise at that bison and got away without being a statistic
@lowlightevangelist9431
@lowlightevangelist9431 6 месяцев назад
Revelation 20:15 (KJV) And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
@maryc.dalton1284
@maryc.dalton1284 2 года назад
Damn, I was so looking forward to the part when the bison flings him 12 feet into the air.
@gerrylk9
@gerrylk9 Год назад
I'm thinking 100 ft into the air. 12 not high enough
@tfmobilewash840
@tfmobilewash840 Год назад
Damn just like that?🤭😅😅😅
@GoBlue576966
@GoBlue576966 Год назад
Seriously.
@GoBlue576966
@GoBlue576966 Год назад
Seriously.
@madmerdhyntheblack911
@madmerdhyntheblack911 Год назад
I really was though
@jonanthony6136
@jonanthony6136 3 года назад
this is the kind of guy that made the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo rich😶
@MRGF78
@MRGF78 3 года назад
And jackass
@steelisthemeal
@steelisthemeal 3 года назад
Yes
@natep0611
@natep0611 3 года назад
Jon Anthony you sir are 100% correct. Makes me sick.
@GenZCrusader
@GenZCrusader 3 года назад
Or are we the kind of viewers that give him the view time and comments he wants?🤔
@natep0611
@natep0611 3 года назад
@@GenZCrusader you're right. Still, would love to watch him first get kicked in the nutz, then gored and stomped on to a red mud like paste.
@silverwolfzs7601
@silverwolfzs7601 Год назад
My guy saw the “guy on a buffalo” song and thought this would be a good idea 💀
@GlamorousTitanic21
@GlamorousTitanic21 Год назад
I feel like if the galaxy was full of aliens, we would win the annual ‘dumbest species award’ hands down.
@spzaruba5089
@spzaruba5089 3 года назад
A graphic demonstration of the fine line between "accident" and "Darwinism".
@arieloq
@arieloq 3 года назад
Proof of how natural selection works in all its glory...
@bricsamo
@bricsamo 3 года назад
SE
@bricsamo
@bricsamo 3 года назад
SMECE
@cafe8681
@cafe8681 3 года назад
Damn thats good
@vivihari
@vivihari 3 года назад
This comment is underrated
@L1Run
@L1Run 3 года назад
General tip: animals don't like to be ridden any more than humans do. He's actually quite friendly. If he weren't you'd have broken ribs. And be dead.
@louiselockyer7695
@louiselockyer7695 3 года назад
no, animals dont particularly enjoy being ridden, though it varies. For example, Some horses hate it, some don't care much and a couple actually enjoy it. Either way its usually a necessity
@Charmander009
@Charmander009 3 года назад
@@louiselockyer7695 horses is an exception . If u try to ride a lion or bear their not gona like it
@daniels.7266
@daniels.7266 3 года назад
I for one enjoy to be ridden 😂
@jamiedubois5052
@jamiedubois5052 3 года назад
Ain't much to worry about broken ribs if you're dead.
@randomguy2809
@randomguy2809 3 года назад
But what if you encounter a wild thot? They live to be ridden.
@TheBanjoShowOfficial
@TheBanjoShowOfficial Год назад
God: “Forgive this one bison, I didn’t finish coding him. Train yourself in patience when he approaches, he is no threat to you.”
@russcatt5952
@russcatt5952 7 месяцев назад
Idiot - "You're not very friendly are you?" Bison - "Dude, I'm a wild animal..."
@chrishawk9346
@chrishawk9346 3 года назад
“You’re not very friendly are you” how stupid can one be.
@reevus01
@reevus01 3 года назад
And I thought he was about to get f. I was already pre laughing
@doughodges3495
@doughodges3495 3 года назад
Gotta be drugs
@RP-xk8ji
@RP-xk8ji 3 года назад
He he could of talked he would've said no humans tried to kill off my species.
@krykkatorix
@krykkatorix 3 года назад
I blame Walt Disney.
@whitneywest3538
@whitneywest3538 3 года назад
When he said that I instantly thought, “and you’re not very smart are you?”
@thatdood9303
@thatdood9303 3 года назад
“I’m your friend” Bison: why weren’t you at my birthday party?
@marcoAKAjoe
@marcoAKAjoe 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Worick_
@Worick_ 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kirvan5000
@kirvan5000 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@stephaniepapaleo521
@stephaniepapaleo521 3 года назад
🙌 💀 O m g 😂
@kellenknipp955
@kellenknipp955 3 года назад
Underrated comment of the year
@jordyalmonte42
@jordyalmonte42 2 года назад
Considering the fast that he didn’t end up being human ground meat I’d say that bison is indeed friendly
@rahulsinghdeo5982
@rahulsinghdeo5982 Год назад
you know what is sad. This man has a job, probably has children and has people ask him for advice.
@ams_1046
@ams_1046 3 года назад
I bet this guy gets calls from scammers and happily gives his social security number away.
@rtx6439
@rtx6439 3 года назад
and this, children, is why we have natural selection.
@freddiemercury8625
@freddiemercury8625 3 года назад
As a teacher of mine once said "Survival of the Smartest".
@captainobvious3174
@captainobvious3174 3 года назад
💀
@gideone9802
@gideone9802 3 года назад
@@freddiemercury8625 survival of the fittest, but that works
@freddiemercury8625
@freddiemercury8625 3 года назад
@@gideone9802 Yeah. It's a play on that phrase.
@gideone9802
@gideone9802 3 года назад
@@freddiemercury8625 ah okok, I thought you misinterpreted it, happens too much nowadays
@mysorrowfulsoul
@mysorrowfulsoul Год назад
bro was talking to it like it spoke english 💀
@stevecochran9078
@stevecochran9078 Год назад
Everytime a Kommiefornian gets gored and stomped, an angel gets his wings.
@benjaminmaughan2957
@benjaminmaughan2957 3 года назад
I was here expecting the bison to absolutely obliterate this noob I'm kinda disappointed now
@luigituriano1536
@luigituriano1536 3 года назад
I’d love to see this idiot try this on a grizzly bear! #NaturalSelection
@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 3 года назад
I feel let down too. But they can’t post snuff films.
@sdnlawrence5640
@sdnlawrence5640 3 года назад
@@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 Darn it!
@digimonlover1632
@digimonlover1632 2 года назад
Good lol.
@christinaoyoyo7474
@christinaoyoyo7474 2 года назад
Mmm
@znarfrivera
@znarfrivera 3 года назад
Idiot: “You’re not very friendly are ya?” Bison: “You’re not very smart are ya?”
@darthpalpalzang7914
@darthpalpalzang7914 3 года назад
This is gold 😆
@shayanmalik1274
@shayanmalik1274 3 года назад
😂
@idriveachallengersrtdemon7562
@idriveachallengersrtdemon7562 3 года назад
😅
@jarlymoyadelgado6697
@jarlymoyadelgado6697 3 года назад
Haha i should have scrolled down before i posted the same quote 🤣
@jesroschog890
@jesroschog890 3 года назад
Bison 1 stupid dude 0
@hera7884
@hera7884 11 месяцев назад
Sorry but the “Hi” just destroyed all seriousness
@silverwolfzs7601
@silverwolfzs7601 Год назад
My guy is talking to it as if it understands what he’s saying 🤡
@michaellawrence6677
@michaellawrence6677 3 года назад
I’m amazed he didn’t get killed. Do his parents wake him up in the middle of the night to remind him to breathe.
@jordanhudson9383
@jordanhudson9383 3 года назад
No when he stays with his parents they make sure he doesn't have a bowl full of stupid for breakfast
@jessiemac4970
@jessiemac4970 3 года назад
Probably 🤔
@brianisme6498
@brianisme6498 3 года назад
@@jordanhudson9383 that’s too bad. His parents must be hogging it which caused him to inherit it.
@christopherpooler5398
@christopherpooler5398 3 года назад
He’s an attention seeker! No Internet, no going up close acting lie a jackass that he is.
@tonypepperoni229
@tonypepperoni229 3 года назад
Its a buffalo not a bull or a rhino Theyre gentle giants unless they are threatened or feel danger .. This guy just confused him.
@mtp4430
@mtp4430 3 года назад
Meanwhile the Buffalo is thinking, "I'm not very friendly?" "Does this guy realize what I could do to him?" That was one mellow Buffalo. For your next video go find a friendly Lion to ride, and you'll realize how just friendly this Buffalo actually was.
@aluminiumknight4038
@aluminiumknight4038 3 года назад
They are stupid as fuck tho so the buffalo probably didn't think, he just didn't see a danger and didn't react
@mtp4430
@mtp4430 3 года назад
@@aluminiumknight4038 Of course I know the Buffalo wasn't think anything. He's an animal that reacts on instinct, not logic. It's not like he was contemplating his next move. I'd have to be dumber than the Buffalo to think that lol. I was just making a joke. And yeah, they're pretty much stupid as f***.
@aluminiumknight4038
@aluminiumknight4038 3 года назад
@@mtp4430 ah my bad
@Jackschwent
@Jackschwent 3 года назад
Omg😱 how’d u know that
@Nasauniverse001
@Nasauniverse001 3 года назад
@@mtp4430 I think buff is thinking, not another stupid fucking biped. I'm gonna step on the next one comes near me, mo fo!
@abdullahal-shimri3091
@abdullahal-shimri3091 Год назад
Never approach a wild animal from behind
@TakeOneSip
@TakeOneSip Год назад
him: am your friend also him: barks at him
@antoniopacheco9966
@antoniopacheco9966 3 года назад
Tourist: “I’m your friend” Buffalo: “You ain’t shit homie”
@youssefbenslama3167
@youssefbenslama3167 3 года назад
Bison lol
@IZZY-nk7ss
@IZZY-nk7ss 3 года назад
Lol
@ekedadood7270
@ekedadood7270 3 года назад
@@youssefbenslama3167 Nobody cares whether it's a bison or a buffalo bro...
@youssefbenslama3167
@youssefbenslama3167 3 года назад
@@ekedadood7270 I mean I get it but there's still a huge difference
@sweetangiegirl1
@sweetangiegirl1 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@lb5998
@lb5998 3 года назад
I never feel sorry when tragedy occurs while harassing animals.
@hurricanetren1
@hurricanetren1 3 года назад
100% agree
@javierigartua
@javierigartua 3 года назад
Me too
@CinHalCedHerChance
@CinHalCedHerChance 3 года назад
Humans are animals (mammals), we tend to forget that.
@saintsrecruit
@saintsrecruit 3 года назад
Besides that the animal is inevitably blamed and put down
@locoman535
@locoman535 3 года назад
@@CinHalCedHerChance nope
@tiffanyvogelsang1504
@tiffanyvogelsang1504 2 года назад
"I'm your friend" ....makes a single woof noise at it like a friend wouldn't. Wtf
@CaptainOhYeah55
@CaptainOhYeah55 Год назад
Not only was this a bison, but it's a BULL bison (and a very large one at that). Much more aggressive and dangerous. I can't believe this man walked away without being killed.
@Shoujin1
@Shoujin1 3 года назад
That bison was extremely tolerant that idiot literally stood near death itself and got away with it and if it would've attacked not even the trees could've saved him from the sheer strength and force of that beast.
@gdi9320
@gdi9320 3 года назад
Exactly. Some people are just this stupid like this guy
@arp_tweezie8184
@arp_tweezie8184 3 года назад
Not some..wypipo 🤣
@MrWhoevr
@MrWhoevr 3 года назад
Probably tired.
@SharikMik
@SharikMik 3 года назад
No it’s just an click bait it must have been a safari bison because he did a lot of editing do u think that they are that stoopid enough we became stupids believing that he rides it someone would record it to say a dumb tourist but the tourist recorded it so yeah it was a clickbait
@ryanmullins9546
@ryanmullins9546 3 года назад
Right!
@KingofgraceSARA
@KingofgraceSARA Год назад
I'm so annoyed this beautiful creature was disturbed from its rest.
@aaron47596
@aaron47596 2 года назад
What a sad ending. The guy recording didn't even end up in the hospital...
@VikingerOnYT
@VikingerOnYT 3 года назад
How drunk is this guy?
@Ry-ss5dz
@Ry-ss5dz 3 года назад
It's a captive buffalo. My friend's parents have a buffalo ranch. It's getting excited by the guys voice because he's used to being fed by humans. There's no way in hell you would see this in the wild. The bison would either fight or flight if someone came up on it like this guy
@knghty
@knghty 3 года назад
@@Ry-ss5dz he’s drunk
@BOTiTTE
@BOTiTTE 3 года назад
Yes
@KingKai133
@KingKai133 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@setaripantheon8801
@setaripantheon8801 3 года назад
What ever he is having, give me double it!
@taniacorona1227
@taniacorona1227 3 года назад
Bruh. Does he not see how he’s agitating him? “I’m your friend” “do you mind if I ride you?” I feel stupid just listening to this guy
@imrgohard270
@imrgohard270 3 года назад
😂💀 I feel like you and I would get along
@Jackson-mi3dr
@Jackson-mi3dr 3 года назад
Like how the fuck is that the first thing that crosses your mind? Hold on I see this large creature right in front of me, let me ask its permission to ride it
@danielgriffiths845
@danielgriffiths845 3 года назад
@@Jackson-mi3dr it's a fantasy. The thought of befriending something powerful and deadly is endearing.
@MissWobbles
@MissWobbles 3 года назад
@@danielgriffiths845 not a fantasy, a death wish
@Jackson-mi3dr
@Jackson-mi3dr 3 года назад
@@danielgriffiths845 Not really... rude awakening to reality when you get fucking impaled or stampeded
@junlaxa3099
@junlaxa3099 7 месяцев назад
Tourist: You’re not very friendly aren’t you? Bison: You’re not very smart aren’t you?
@petersmythe6462
@petersmythe6462 4 месяца назад
That Bison is like "come on step closer and I'll give you a one way trip to the second dimension."
@heavymeddle28
@heavymeddle28 3 года назад
Some people are just beyond stupid. What's next? He meets a gorilla and asks, "can we grapple? I'm a friend"
@susandoyle6576
@susandoyle6576 3 года назад
NOW THAT I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH. MAN SAY TO GORRILA I WANT TO RIDE YOU. GORRILA RIDES HIM.🤣🤣🤣 THIS GUY NEEDS LOCKING UP FOR HIS OWN SAFETY. 😂
@masterbowler1630
@masterbowler1630 2 года назад
I tried and now we are friends
@gokugaming1010
@gokugaming1010 2 года назад
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@1dtremusic
@1dtremusic 2 года назад
I laughed wayyy to hard at this comment 🤣 😂
@coco-cliveasmrgenealogy6171
Loooooool
@wilderking8476
@wilderking8476 3 года назад
Idiot: You’re not very friendly are you Me: Seeing as he hasn’t charged you, that’s the friendliest wild bull bison I’ve seen in a tick
@Sarcastic_Watch
@Sarcastic_Watch 3 года назад
Ikr lmao
@gamalielvacasolis3484
@gamalielvacasolis3484 3 года назад
I thought it was a sow bison.
@zachpalmero1356
@zachpalmero1356 3 года назад
@@gamalielvacasolis3484 *cow
@zachpalmero1356
@zachpalmero1356 3 года назад
@@gamalielvacasolis3484 and it's also pronounced cow. People say "sow" about elk, moose and the like but that's also cow and pronounced cow. But hey come to KS if you ever want to see plenty of bison.
@svtirefire
@svtirefire 3 года назад
@@zachpalmero1356 In what part of the world do people refer to elk and moose as sows?
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