#californiahighwaypatrol 

Why does their patch say California highway patrol? It should say California bicycle patrol.

Someone watched Pacific Blue in the 1990s and thought it was so cool that they'd implement it in the highway patrol. Genius.

Do you feel completely useless??? Well join the California highway patrol and become completely useless with a cool badge. Not only will you be taking down women causing wrecks but you get to chase down teens for exhaust modifications that is destroying our hole zone

I like how you all didn't show the cops interacting with anybody. Even in your commercials you're not for the people