CALL ME SMITTY WERBENJAEGERMANJENSEN | Agar.io #3 

"Not offensive!" "Damn it Canada!" Well, that was fast.

Mark: Complains that he isn't reforming Mark: reforms Mark: splits again like 1.75 seconds later.

If I only had a brain, I could dance away the hours, and take a lot of showers, if I only had a brain. Um... Who else thinks Mark could work at Disney in his soft, sweet, moderately child-friendly moments?

*mark is next to bigger ball* "Dividing myself to eat that very small ball sure is a cool idea now!"

Mark: if I could just stop being so terrible at shooting my mass at other people.... Me: _oh-_

HE WAS NUMBER ONE!!!!

"I'm gonna suck it up, i'm gonna be a man ... i'm going to also be a woman ... or anything in between" Mark you're more mindful and considerate of other peoples identities and selfhoods than any other youtuber I've ever watched. Thank you, this is why I look up to you.

Dear Mark, I'm sorry for trying to eat you. -From me, someone who decided to use the nickname Markimoo...

10:12 - 10:14 - "I'm literally too big. Seriously, you can't eat me." I'm really enjoying Mark's agar.io vids Am I the only one?

So is no one going to mention the Satanic eye-mouths at the end? No? 'Kay.

"I'm just a baby! Don't eat me Russia!" -Markiplier, 2015

Markipliers new Agar.io video has me going back and watching all his other Agar.io videos.. anybody else??

It was his hat mr. krabs, he was number one!

7:21 "fuck you canus majoris!" 14:38 "ALL GLORY BE TO CANUS MAJORIS!"

I hope mark feels happy agian

At the beginning: "Don't get me Russia!" Me: Become with Russia!!! (If you know what that references to, please let me know)

What better way to celebrate the time you guy's didn't want our tea any more than with one of Marks videos! Happy 4th of July Americans, from Britain! :)

I don't know what Mark was thinking when he photoshopped that ending.

5.18 that was me u ate 😂😂😂

Smitty Werbanjagermanjensen It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! He was #1!

All the youtubers should get together onto the same server and see who can get to the top first. That would be a lot of fun to watch. lol

what if you could fucking get so big that whnever someone joins there already eaten? like you take up the the entire server, now that'd be fucking funny

MAGNUS BANE WHO ARE MY SHADOWHUNTERS HERE

Mark comes so close to saying unus annus SO MUCH in this vid

I cant stop laughing because I imagine that the face that he put on the ball is the one that is talking

Suggestion: When you're in a ton of pieces and you need to get at least one of your cells to be big enough so you can't get eaten, hold your mouse in the middle of your group of cells and spam-click W. This makes it so the mass is shot roughly towards the center of your group. Usually the end result is one large cell surrounded by insignificantly small cells. The large cell has a better chance at survival.

I died a bit when he was being chased by pewds

Sometimes I feel like this game is a metaphor for real life. some people stay small, some people get big, and some people are devoured entirely.

Let me give you some tips 1. Try not to split into more than 2 blobs unless necessary. If you're in 4 or more, most people will be assholes and try to finish you off at any price. ANY price. You'd be amazed at how many people die because they try to finish others off. 2. Stay around MUCH larger cells, you can get lucky easily that way, as someone might bust them. Also, other smaller cells like to hang around supergiants as well, so easy food. 3. Be careful and go slowly, avoid other cells that are around your size, which are the biggest threat to you (usually, unless there are people desperate for food) 4. Don't be too eager to start feeding on other cells until the 200-400 range, as the pellets are more than enough until that point. 5. Set it to where you can see your mass, it's more useful than relying on the score counter. 6. Viruses pop you at 120 mass and up 7. Experimental tends to have better servers, less overpowered players, y'know? And I myself love the shredder cells as a concept. 8. Expand Dong

Imo you just split way too much.

i cant stop laughing about how mark's face just keeps growing while he gets bigger

4:54 I just love his high pitched screams xD

Did anyone else notice the red one that said Magnus Bane? Omg I fangirled so hard.

i got addicted to agar.io because of Mark, thanks alot... (seriously tho i love that game)

Did anyone notice that it said Edgar 2:48?

Watching this is so much fun, Mark you're brilliant when you get worked up in this game. Just so much win! Play it forever please!

Mark please play this on the private serves then we can all join & make a Mark army. :)

10:04 Markiplier speaks Filipino. Tubig means Water. "I'm tuuubig, tubig, tubig, tubig, don't even try"

Shaking the mouse when you're ready to combine helps you combine faster, it's basically like the tap A to respawn thing in video games, the faster you tap, the quicker you respawn, and vice versa for Agario

This is how u get stressed out over circles

MOAR. Seriously I don't know why this is so entertaining to watch, but it truly is.

I wonder if anyone understood Magnus Bane and the book series he comes from... Those were some great books.

"I wounder when its all gonna explode into chaos...preferably all over my face" mkayyyyy then.

Wow ok that ending screen screen was amaizing lmao

Help me: I'm addictive to this game!! D: Wait... I don't want any help... because this game is AWESOME!!

Mark: Screw you Canis Majores! Later... Mark: All hail Canis Majores!

I SAW RESURRECTION OF F TOO AT THE END FRIEZA JUST LOST IT AND CRIED YUSH I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE MARKIPLIER!!!

I don't know why I didn't found u before coz u r great man hahahhaha I like ur videos alot

"Not offensive" but Mark the best kind of comedy is the kind that offends people :D

At the end with the GIF... Me: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

the outro was terrifying thank you for giving me nightmares

MAGNUSBANEMAGNUSBANEMAGNUSBANEMAGNUSBANEMAGNUSBANE

at 7:00 I started freakin out because I saw the name MAGNUS BANE! :3 Im a total Dork! :P

Hey um I was the green MARKIMOO that tried to attack you, and I am very sorry. 2:08 BUT HOLY BaLLS I WAS IN A MARKIPLIER VIDEO O_O

Man, Mark kept on throwing it all away.

I got to 2nd a little while ago (i started playing as soon as i learned about the game) and i felt so successful

I love how much RU-vid gets the subtitles wrong

6:29 *OMG LOOK AT THE LEADERBOARDAND GUESS WHO'S NUMBER 6 OMG* 😂😂😂👏👏

I lost it at that Pewdiepie part. LOL

i hardly ever watch ur vids but now that i only watched 2 of ur agar vids i really like u... NEW SUBSCRIBER HERE! :)

Jack finally beat you at something!

0:00 THAT STARE THO

Markimoo had no idea who he was going after. But he sure knew he wasn’t the real Markimoo did he. Good job Mark!

I loved markiplier's short musical number about him having a brain!😄

Is it just me, or did Mark seem a little more distant from the game than usual?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO EAT THE REAL MARKPLIER

7:11 I totally thought Mark said Unus Annus. Momento Mori

Mark:GIVE ME SOMETHING Me:I’ll give you life

I wonder how many comments are going to say "It was his hat Mr.Krabs! He was number 1!" or something along those lines.

"I could take alot of showers if I only had a brain😂😂😂"

And here I thought I could eat lunch while watching these videos.... WRONG! Laughing.... too... hard.... Mark you are just too hilarious!

the ending doe creeped me out 0-0 XD

THAT END SCREEN IS TERRIFYING

When you said "be a man" I had to then leave this video and search "After Ever After 2" by Jon Cozart, listen to it, then come back XD

I knew this day would come... The manuscripts told of its coming... The giant floating Markiplier heads have arrived...

I swear you taught me to take risks your the greatest ever

I love all you fellow Markiplians btw. Have a great fourth of July!!

0:00 Lol Mark uses adblock.

Nightmares for days at the end

The king of agari.o XD

Omg 2:22 Pink guy omg I love Filthy Frank. He gave me the cancer (Those who do not watch him, I do not have cancer. You will not understand.)

Why is it when I go there I only see a nick name box, a game type drop down thing, a start game button, and a gear that adds a few options like dark theme? I can't find an option to add skins or anything.

mark is lucky he at least gets on the leaderboard, congrats mark :)

1:50, you go, little KYR, go get 'em.

Mark cursed a lot in these two episodes today than he has in a long time ..I wonder if everything is okay

Oh Markiplier hahaha

I have all respect for you mark

Mark is king of 3 things: 1.squirrels 2.fnaf 3.sponge Bob puns

does anybody else hate that he keeps splitting even though it get him killed??

Why have I not subscribed yet?

Still remember the good times keep it up Mark!😉

Markiplier helps me through the darkest tomes

HE WAS NUMBER ONE

OH GOD THE END CHILDREN COVER YOUR EYES

"Watch me thread the needle cause I'm a badass." lmao

First video i watch of your and i subed straight a way

Welcome to the 301 club, how tough are you?

OMG MY NAME IS JENSEN!?!?!

that moment when i realize i was playing as Frieza at around that same day in that server and those are the same type of moves i would have played, i can now say i was in one of his videos.

LOL omg this video is so nostalgic 😂