MARKIPLIER'S BIG LONG SNAKE | Slither.io #1 

You know what, you gotta go with your first instinct when it comes to naming videos! MARKIPLIER'S BIG LONG SNAKE IT IS!!

The other titles I wanted to name this video were: DEFINITELY NOT A PENIS GOBBLING BALLS UNTIL I DIE MARKIPLIER'S BIG LONG SNAKE

Mark: I'm trying to curse less. That was a good one, Mark.

"I'm trying to be comedic with a bit of wit." me: I did not come here for witty humor. I came here to watch you get angry and curse out a digital worm

Also, I'm never going to stop cursing so don't panic about that lol. It's pretty much in my blood at this point. My point was that it's easy to fall into the trap of using vulgarity as a fallback instead of trying to reach for cleverness. Not that I'm ever going to stop shouting FUCK at the top of my lungs, but it shouldn't be the only thing I shout at the top of my lungs :P

How to be good at these games: Don't own a shitty internet service.

I was at 47K and then a new snake spawned right in front of me XD

you hit your head. you ded. you smack other peoplez in the face. THEY ded. twirly twirly murder fun times.

**angrily screams** MAYBE ITS MAYBELLINE

Mark is definitely the funniest when he isn't trying to be funny and just being himself.

Mark's failure at not cursing, and the fact that he's coming up with insults that would come out of a 5 year olds mouth is what's truly funny 😆

Vulgarity is where your wit shines most, if that makes any sense. None of us think you're stupid or unfunny because you curse or are silly from time to time, that's what we love. Whatever you do end up doing, I'm always going to watch.

I personally love when mark curses, he has a certain type of humor that's just not the same when he doesn't curse. I mean after all the has 12,000,000 something subscribers! anyone with me?

I think he gets scared more by this game than any other horror game

12:16 i died laughing i woke everyone in da house

I call this game: Snake Homicide Simulator

Anyone else think swearing makes things funnier?

Did anyone else get vary disappointed when. Mark died?

"Markiplier's big long snake" I died and then fell over. why is this part of my life?😂

"you have to spend balls to go faster" -Markimoo 2016

When your parents walk in your room on just the moment when Mark says "LETS PLAY DICKBALL!" Lets just say it doesn't end well -.-

just like jacksepticeye dont know how to kill other snakes at the beginning

9:42 "Follow other people until they fail and then capitalize on all the mistakes that they've ever regretted in their life and then make fun of them when they're dead". Markipoo 2016

don't worry markiplier I was 57k long and a tiny tiny snake killed me so I know how it feels like

I absolutely love how he just completely loses his shit when he gets killed!

When I play this game I panic and end up killing like five people then walk away like "What the fuck happened?"

mark: I am trying not to swear ......end of video me: you were saying mark

There were so many "That's What She Said " moments....I'm dieing rn 😂😂

Markimoo: Slitherio Jack-a-boy: Slither-i.o Me: WHO IN THE HELL DO I BELEIVE?!

Mark, if you're not funny, why do you make me laugh so hard at night I get yelled at because I'm too loud? I laugh so hard my stomach hurts. That's an amazing feeling.

"HA HA, scrublord, look at how bad you are!"

12:14 - Me when my parents tell me to do the dishes

this game feels much more fair than sgario

Anyone else notice Mark's haircut? it looks good on you Mark:)

But I love when he says "wha- who the FUcK are YoU?"

It's just like Tron. If you know what that is, you get a cookie.

Don't you dare try to change your cursing cus that's funny as hell to hear you curse.

"Maybe it's Maybelline!" ~Markiplier 2016

Markiplier: "I'm trying to curse less." Markiplier eight seconds later "fuck shit and what all"

7:06 Mark:*AHHH EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE! PLEASE DON’T TOUCH MY SNAKE! * Neighbors: Whaaat the fuuuuuuuu

snakeiplier

Watch Amazing World of Gumball for tips on how to insult people without cursing.

12:15 I've never seen and heard something more relatable

Mark: Deep I dive into the belly of the beast as I - OH GOD!

look up a shakespeare insult chart. That's an excellent way to insult without cursing.

its also scientifically proven that people who swear a lot are more honest and more creative.... and we think you are funny :D

"trying to gobble balls" "tiny and short, not really important" " best mark quotes ever

12:15 *CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!*

Mark: I am a peace maker. *5 minutes later* Mark: SLAY!!! MARKIMOO!!! SLAY!!!

Cursing or not you're still funny no matter what

best part of this game, the funny names and snake puns people come up with... and getting those ball gains.

He did this on my birthday.

12:13 when he stick it in

OH MY GOSH I CAN NOW SAY I PLAYED A GAME WITH MARK!!!! I WAS THE OTHER MARKIMOO AT 11:04

I keep rewatching these because they make me laugh, especially because when playing this game, I am the exact opposite of calm. At one point there were like six of my dorm mates in our common room, all playing the game, and you could tell every time someone died (especially me) because there would usually be angry shrieking and/or death threats to the snake that got us and/or massive amounts of cursing. So Mark's reactions somewhat validate that to me XD

"MY KINGDOM IS CRUMMMBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEDDDDD AHHHHHHHASJFSAHJK"

dong has been expanded

Markiplier I liked it better when you swear

Is it sad 40% of the reason I love watching his videos is because his reaction to failing is just hilarious!

Not even three minutes in and Mark is yelling at other players and making inappropriate jokes. Gotta love our Markimoo :D

Mark you are funny just the way you are! If vulgar language comes naturally let it because I find it funny when people cuss random shit.I love your natural goofiness!

WHAT, I was playing with markiplier, plus I kept dying too. I killed him only once. I didn't even know I was playing with him. Markiplier - Mark

Lol "Deez Nuts Are After Me"

The way the video ended, with Mark dying in that ridiculously hilarious way was just amazing XD

When you spend the whole time looking at snakes to see if you were playing at the same time lol (Frequently used by me: "IRISHTRISH" & "I'm a worm."

Mark u slithered into our hearts :D

Mark u don't have to stop cussing that's whats funny about u and cussing reliefs your stress or well it does for me lol 😂

That picture of marks face on the thumbnail is old and will never be forgotten it is now a part of this channel for ever

You don't need an article to be funny. You already funny.

You need to play this as much as possible, I'm currently addicted and it would be amazing to see someone (respectable) play it as much as I do

"i'm on a mission for peace and happiness... **a few seconds later** SLAY, SLAAAAAAAAAY"

He raged more at this than Getting Over It 🤣

5:07 how about "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of bilberries"

OH MY GOD I WAS THE OTHER MARKIMOO!!!!!!!

Watching him play this actually makes me want to play agar.io.

Mark's reactions to losing are so funny

The fact that he looked up how to be funny was ironically funny

3:38 I died

8:02 look at Mark's score, INCEPTION!!!!!

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!!!!!

You do so well... Then a tiny guy kills you. Welcome to slither.io, friend!

Mark being super weird and being yourself is already hilarious to me X3

that was the funniest rage yuv had

"I Scoop up the remnants of everyone else's mistakes" -Markimoo

'I just need to protect my long snake!' ~Markiplier 2016 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😘

Mark, you should just stay the same! We don't care if you curse! We love you for who you are!

I could stay here and listen to him pronunce "slither.io" for all my life.

Markimoo I love your new haircut😍

ALASKAN BULL WORMS os what I call it cause someone reminded me about that reference

love the back round music

hilarious vid man!!! keep up the good work! proud of you!

your cussing makes everything so much funnier tho

I'm in his video!!! I was snakes on a plane!!! I knew I saw your snake before you made it on the leader board! I'm so happy I made it in his video!!!

This game gives me so much rage. It's way better not being invested and just watching someone else

its hard to be mad when Markilpier is making you laugh!

I WAS IN THE VIDEO!!! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!

Mark, just be yourself!!! After all you didn't get 12,361,453 for nothing!!!! We love you for being you Mark!!!😉

I was crying the entire time lol

Mark I love when you say scrublord 😂😂😂

It's funnier when you cuss Mark. That may sound immature, but that's what makes it funny. It's what our generation is.