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Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 (Zero Punctuation) 

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@TheTman9898
@TheTman9898 8 лет назад
From what I got of the plot, seems like everyone gets some form of PTSD
@Lalle524
@Lalle524 8 лет назад
+TheTman9898 As they should.
@TheIshikawaRin
@TheIshikawaRin 8 лет назад
+TheTman9898 The plot that HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PAST TWO BLACK OPS GAMES. c:
@TheTman9898
@TheTman9898 8 лет назад
+Bailey Jones Yeah true! They only had 2 references, the Nova 6 gas and when your team is like "Hey who gave you brown guys weapons if it wasn't us?!" Raul Menendez(?) and that's it! This one they all go a bit loopy with that forest nonsense!
@TheIshikawaRin
@TheIshikawaRin 8 лет назад
TheTman9898 It's also the worst campaign to date... I didn't enjoy it at all.
@TheTman9898
@TheTman9898 8 лет назад
+Bailey Jones I can't really comment on that, I just watched the gameplay on youtube lol
@TheRupertLitterbin
@TheRupertLitterbin 8 лет назад
Wait, 100% human in first mission gets seriously injured and requires robotic limbs? Deus ex much?
@gamermanh
@gamermanh 8 лет назад
+TheRupertLitterbin Less over-the-top and obvious but yeah Actually your augs are more like Deus Ex 1 really
@ddogthepimp
@ddogthepimp 8 лет назад
+TheRupertLitterbin eidos montreal called them out slightly with a tweet when the black teasers launched. tastefully so too.
@PepperKatLancer
@PepperKatLancer 8 лет назад
+TheRupertLitterbin "I didn't ask for this."
@TheRupertLitterbin
@TheRupertLitterbin 8 лет назад
Feyrude Jensen in cafés must be awkward, "A coffee and cake for Mr Jensen?" "I never asked for this... i wanted a cookie."
@thiswebsitesucksTBH
@thiswebsitesucksTBH 8 лет назад
+TheRupertLitterbin also advanced warefare
@quetzalthegamer
@quetzalthegamer 8 лет назад
Call of Duty: Medieval Warfare, wherein we fight with shields and swords and crossbows.
@elizabethstevenson9707
@elizabethstevenson9707 7 лет назад
Sure. Make it a King Arthur story in which you play as one of the round table knights and fight whoever it was that King Arthur fought. Must confess I forgot.
@quetzalthegamer
@quetzalthegamer 7 лет назад
Elizabeth Stevenson Lancelot I believe
@bigiron4387
@bigiron4387 7 лет назад
How about Call of duty:Napoleonic wars
@quetzalthegamer
@quetzalthegamer 7 лет назад
TheDiamondStar Ooh I like that.
@bigiron4387
@bigiron4387 7 лет назад
That reply was fast
@alpha6387
@alpha6387 6 лет назад
"you know im a placid easygoing kind hearted fellow shut the fuck up" thats me every day
@charlieni645
@charlieni645 4 года назад
"Using Tinder in rural Kansas" is so underrated.
@ForeverKite42
@ForeverKite42 8 лет назад
4:43-4:48 Oh Yatzhee, how we love you so xD Pure classic ZP moment.
@Brainhorn
@Brainhorn 8 лет назад
I hadn't played Call of Duty in years but my sister talked me into getting this and I'm surprised at how different it is. It's also pretty fun.
@factsabouturmum9250
@factsabouturmum9250 8 лет назад
I can't wait for Call of Duty: Black Ops 27: Friendship is Magic 2: electric boogaloo: the game RELOADED.
@BoboMagroto26
@BoboMagroto26 8 лет назад
Just hope the franchise dies before than.... given they written themselves into a corner
@AlphaZeroX96
@AlphaZeroX96 8 лет назад
Listen dude, CoD is not for MLP.
@CyRaptor1
@CyRaptor1 8 лет назад
+Nightcaster460 it's a joke
@AlphaZeroX96
@AlphaZeroX96 8 лет назад
Ok.
@yetisage3542
@yetisage3542 7 лет назад
Omg its Call of Duty: Black Ops 27: Friendship is Magic 3 you uninformed bigot
@QuestionmarkX3
@QuestionmarkX3 8 лет назад
There's a reason why they call it "Call of Doodie," am I right? ... Nevermind, I'll just go do things in an Incognito Window, now.
@Longshotsz
@Longshotsz 8 лет назад
+QuestionmarkX3 welcome to 2010
@animalmother6371
@animalmother6371 8 лет назад
It's 2015!
@knightofpartyknightofparty5294
Yep cause these games are shit
@BenjiDoodle
@BenjiDoodle 8 лет назад
+QuestionmarkX3 did you call me?
@DoctorKandosii
@DoctorKandosii 8 лет назад
+QuestionmarkX3 Call of doodie: Black cocks.
@Eluvyel
@Eluvyel 8 лет назад
I'm a grill and I would want to be a no nonsense sniper. I approve of this stereotype.
@Based_Papa
@Based_Papa 8 лет назад
+Eluvyel Good luck with that considering that grills have neither eyes nor arms.
@Eluvyel
@Eluvyel 8 лет назад
+LDman95 Don't tell me what to want >:/
@generico366
@generico366 8 лет назад
10/10 best grill, hot grill.
@willcallbeck0709
@willcallbeck0709 8 лет назад
Le grill?? What the hell is that??
@thotslayer1649
@thotslayer1649 8 лет назад
Yes you are a grill
@Feminismisfornobody
@Feminismisfornobody 8 лет назад
the fallout 4 video's comments are going to be a shitshow
@CraftKitty007
@CraftKitty007 8 лет назад
when he does star wars battlefront I'll be sure to angrily defend yahtzee's shitting on it. cuz it fucking deserves it.
@nemtudom5074
@nemtudom5074 8 лет назад
+CraftKitty Whats wrong with it? im sorry, i was living under a rock
@rocksteel9238
@rocksteel9238 8 лет назад
+Feminism is for nobody Same as halo 5, and the cause will most likely not be Yahtzee inevitably bashing the game but instead the somewhat devisive nature of fallout 4 at the moment.
@CraftKitty007
@CraftKitty007 8 лет назад
+nem tudom too expensive for too little content, in lamens terms. I could write an entire book explaining EAs bullshit, from the season pass, to the obvious psychological trickery they employ, to the canon inaccuracies, ect. give the word and I'll be happy to explain everything. :3
@Feminismisfornobody
@Feminismisfornobody 8 лет назад
CraftKitty damn right
@ghbutler
@ghbutler 8 лет назад
same shit, different year
@benjamimcarvalho0
@benjamimcarvalho0 8 лет назад
Same shit different anus.
@MavicAVF
@MavicAVF 8 лет назад
Or maybe it's same year different anus
@TheEndiPL
@TheEndiPL 8 лет назад
same anus different hat onto it
@TheMaestro116
@TheMaestro116 8 лет назад
+ghbutler Surprisingly, in terms of story, it actually feels quite different than your typical CoD storyline. Unfortunately, the writing and execution were all over the place.
@Speedojesus
@Speedojesus 8 лет назад
+ghbutler Same bandwagon, different CoD game.
@dripstolfo2491
@dripstolfo2491 3 года назад
i keep forgetting this game existed
@Jame5man
@Jame5man 3 года назад
I am like Yahtzee, I do not care if the framerate is 30 or 60. I played video games on a laptop for several years that could barely muster 20 on a good day
@isaacsussman5632
@isaacsussman5632 8 лет назад
4:45 that is one of the best jokes he's had all year.
@SarujinieUras
@SarujinieUras 8 лет назад
My biggest problem with the game is that the main protagonist this time around is a nameless joe nobody is going to remember and then the multiplayer has you playing actual characters rather than your own personal soldier. Litterally everything about the campaign might've been improved if only I gave a single shit who "Player" was. Additionally, I forgot I was even playing a Black Ops game until the antagonist from the last game was brought up in the middle of a mission and I could've swore his name was familiar somehow. What was the point in making this game part of the Blops series?
@telephonontv
@telephonontv 8 лет назад
+Sarujinie Uras I wasn't impressed. Let's start with organization. NRC? CDP? what was VTOG? Who are they? What purpose to kill? At least I know what CIA means. Why Zurich? Who are these people, What happened to Singapore? Who's who? Who are you? Who am I? Next-Weapon fires bullets. Every weapon. Fires bullet. Finally, Can You guys pls make WAW2 already?
@denzelromero4796
@denzelromero4796 8 лет назад
Melendez caused technology to be more powerful and capable. Plus they shoe horned the nova 6 gas . Tbh it could technically stand on its own but it shares the mindfuckery moments like the other black ops game have. Just move on
@telephonontv
@telephonontv 8 лет назад
Denzel Romero *Mendez
@denzelromero4796
@denzelromero4796 8 лет назад
+Kelvin Kuang thanks
@ImDannn
@ImDannn 8 лет назад
Ah, you forgot to mention that Black Ops 3's story has nothing to do with Black Ops at all.
@CheekiBreekiDan
@CheekiBreekiDan 7 лет назад
That's not fair! They used Nova-6...once...
@killawhale8726
@killawhale8726 8 лет назад
of course this comes before the fallout 4 review :/
@powervidsful
@powervidsful 8 лет назад
next is tomb raider
@rocksteel9238
@rocksteel9238 8 лет назад
+powervidsful Apparently thats since fallout 4 is such a sink hole of time.
@powervidsful
@powervidsful 8 лет назад
+Rock Steel well that because there's so much to do in that game :)
@davidmolina125
@davidmolina125 8 лет назад
+Yoshi_IX You haven't seen the rise of the tom rider review, did you? He haven't finished the game to this day. And this video is a week old
@Ev4nm
@Ev4nm 8 лет назад
+Yoshi_IX don't forget battlefront and tomb raider and probably just cause 3 but he cant say much about that because its gonna be epic XD
@Knop4284
@Knop4284 8 лет назад
I'm so glad for this!!! if it wasn't for you I don't think i'll make it at work, so thank you!!! You make everything seem just so much beter
@iielysiumx5811
@iielysiumx5811 4 года назад
Cool fact the plot is your character dying in a hospital bed and the frozen forest is your comfort before death, it’s kinda cool but non of it’s actually explained in the game just loosely implied
@paradoxacres1063
@paradoxacres1063 8 лет назад
Hey, you know what's NOT a boring, annual FPS series? *HuniePop!* Everyone (even the 12 year old CoD fanboys) should play _that_ game instead.
@usolanddescendantofnolanda2627
Your efforts are valiant, but in vain
@paradoxacres1063
@paradoxacres1063 8 лет назад
Usoland, Descendant of Noland and Destroyer of Sugar Never tell me the odds
@usolanddescendantofnolanda2627
+Paradox Acres I won't, because the odds have already told YOU.
@user-rx3js1no3s
@user-rx3js1no3s 8 лет назад
when will people realize the kids have moved on to battlefield seriously this meme has to end
@usolanddescendantofnolanda2627
+Homeless angry black man I thought they moved onto Micro Transactions: The Game
@matsmith8006
@matsmith8006 8 лет назад
Rolf Harris at 01:49 lmao
@ProtoMario
@ProtoMario 8 лет назад
For me, the campaign of this one was the most predictable and I couldn't even finish the story after about 9-10 missions. I was able to predict everything right before it happened.
@greatgoblin3065
@greatgoblin3065 6 лет назад
So, you played Call of Duty for the story, and were let down. Well, I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but I think you might be a bit dumb. Not much, just a bit. Like the routinely forgetting where you put your slippers kind of dumb. Entirely manageable, just stay out of politics.
@freddykrueger4631
@freddykrueger4631 6 лет назад
Death by Comedy Cemetarial Association Sorry to tell you this, but ProtoMario never said that they played it for the story or even that they only played the campaign, but was explaining why the campaign's story sucked and nothing more. For all one can know from his message, he actually quite enjoyed the multiplayer, but wanted to just voice his opinion on the story. I'm afraid you're going to have to re-evaluate your judgement of his IQ. I would recommend looking in the mirror and re-evaluating your own first.
@EleventhFloorBelfry
@EleventhFloorBelfry 5 лет назад
I take it you didn't see the ending then? Or read the additional reports? It kinda' subverts itself by the end, believe it or not. Which is weird for a CoD game...
@Daniel_C_Griffin
@Daniel_C_Griffin 4 года назад
@@greatgoblin3065 Fuck you Creamy Sheev, some older CoD games had good campaign's. Black ops 1 was great, Modern Warfare was also great. They set the damn precedent over a decade ago, they just now (Except MW maybe) can't be bothered to put any effort in.
@anthonypreston8355
@anthonypreston8355 3 года назад
Well it happens with series that go on for long and have their start be very popular they already prove them selves so they just try to ride on their own cocktails for a bit
@cjthelonewolf7410
@cjthelonewolf7410 6 лет назад
00:13 why I love yatzees cod reviews
@spacecore94
@spacecore94 3 года назад
This was actually my first Call of Duty. I liked the campaign and the trippy elements
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 8 лет назад
I played the campaign for this and advanced warfare the same weekend a month ago because I was laid up and my internet went out and I honestly can't remember which plot was which they were so inane and interchangeable.
@Joseph-cm9og
@Joseph-cm9og 8 лет назад
Listen only to the sound of my voice Let your mind relax Let your thoughts drift Let the bad memories fade Let peace be upon you Surrender yourself to your dreams Let them wash over you like gentle waves of the bluest oceans Let them envelope you Comfort you Imagine somewhere calm Imagine somewhere safe Imagine yourself in a frozen forest You are standing in a clearing The trees around you so tall they touch the sky Pure white snowflakes fall all around You can feel them melt on your skin You are not cold It cannot overcome the warmth of your beating heart Can you hear it? You only have to listen... Do you hear it slowing? You are slowing it You are in control Calm At peace
@hogfry
@hogfry 6 лет назад
And now, all this time later. The multiplayer is still my favorite since MW2
@aelechko
@aelechko Год назад
Cool, why even bother making strong narrative focused stories that make you feel something if roughly ten million people will just keep doing the same boring thing over and over.
@Danox94
@Danox94 8 лет назад
Even though they were silly, I liked the campaigns of Black Ops 1 and 2. This one is nothing like those games.
@jonathandeman9051
@jonathandeman9051 4 года назад
Yeah, campaign is trash(although bo4 didnt even have one) zombies is actually really Good if you liked the other zombies games. Bo3 is the best one in that
@blackandwhite7223
@blackandwhite7223 8 лет назад
"Guess that's a cot death huh" I have never laughed in harder in any zero punctuation video XD
@savantslacker9117
@savantslacker9117 4 года назад
Hey women don't always have to be snipers. Sometimes they are shotgun wielding tech nerds, or latex wearing stealth vixen.
@First-Last_name
@First-Last_name Год назад
Remember "Wet"
@warwatcher91
@warwatcher91 7 лет назад
3:00 Okay that makes me a feel a lot better about that wall running thing! I thought I just sucked at it!
@raccman8294
@raccman8294 5 лет назад
This whole video in 1 sentence: titanfall 2 but made by activision with a labotamy
@Minetuber07
@Minetuber07 8 лет назад
"YOU MAY NOW TOUCH MY JUGS" BEST QUOTE EVER
@SonicMastr500s
@SonicMastr500s 7 лет назад
The actual campaign is WAY more complicated than it seems. It's a mind-fuck
@oscars4608
@oscars4608 7 лет назад
This series is the only thing that keeps this channel alive.
@swurviie
@swurviie 8 лет назад
carl on duty: black cops
@JanusHoW
@JanusHoW 7 лет назад
"I assume you have the TCP/IP in your BBW." It's these little phrases added to the frames that get me in Yahtzee's reviews.
@ostfront0029
@ostfront0029 8 лет назад
Oh I love it when he rips apart a big triple a game. But COD deserves it because it's now terrible, please oh please go back to WW2, by now it should be considered different since we keep going further and further into the future and I'm sure no ones bored of that, nope not at all
@frealms
@frealms 8 лет назад
+Ostfront “Ace” 00 As much as you'd like to believe... the sales figures point otherwise. Face it, not liking these games is being part of a minority. It may not seem like it because we are surrounded by like minded individuals, but a minority nonetheless. If we weren't, these games wouldn't be selling, critiques of said games (such as this) would have tens of millions of views and the industry would be spitting out something different. It's sad, but it's reality.
@user-rx3js1no3s
@user-rx3js1no3s 8 лет назад
I'm getting tired of this cod is bad bandwagon.
@bbx-cr8wv
@bbx-cr8wv 8 лет назад
+frealms "sad reality" yea screw people for enjoying things that you don't right? How dare they not share the same opinions for entertainment.
@Tenchigo100
@Tenchigo100 8 лет назад
+Homeless angry black man It's more like a COD is bad Metro Station. Maybe if they shit something out that isn't a military FPS, We'll stop saying it's Bad. Or maybe the companies need to fucking make a game other than Call of Dukie.
@moonieisthebest14
@moonieisthebest14 8 лет назад
+Tenchigo Why should they change up a formula that sells, the sales figures prove it. When they tried to spice things up with Advanced Warfare everyone got all pissy because of the jetpacks and laser guns and stuff. Release a game like Ghosts and everyone got all pissy because it was more of the same. And while we are on the subject of Fallout 4 it really bothers me that games like Assassins Creed get shit on for being broken at release, but Fallout 4 gets a free pass because its a Bethesda game. Why should they get a free pass. Ship a broken game on launch and suffer the backlash like everyone else.
@JoeBixler
@JoeBixler 8 лет назад
Love the line at 4:44
@alfredashford5924
@alfredashford5924 8 лет назад
I found this review funny...now with the relevent stuff out of the way, I would like to say that I'd like to see a review of...Undertale. I am not honestly interested in Fallout 4 as people have been either "OMG IT IS GOD" or "Meh." and I already know that there is an article on Yatzhee's opinions on Undertale, I would love a review. The reason for this is mainly because I can only imagine all the hilarious jokes he could write about it.
@Major233179
@Major233179 8 лет назад
+Alfred Ashford Dude, the same thing is happening with Undertale, except the people who say "meh" get crucified for it...
@fastedstate8744
@fastedstate8744 8 лет назад
+Alfred Ashford undertale i cant escape that fucking game its everywhere especially tumblr the game mediocre to be honest it nothing special.
@Major233179
@Major233179 8 лет назад
ego man Marry me....
@nerdyvids1
@nerdyvids1 8 лет назад
+Alfred Ashford I think he said something about not being able to really make a good video on it without giving anything away since what mostly makes the game so good is the writing.
@MrTheDerper
@MrTheDerper 8 лет назад
+ego man your opinion m8 and I respect that, but you may have triggered a shitstorm so adios!
@samuelevans7575
@samuelevans7575 8 лет назад
I really enjoy the Call Of Duty series, I started playing at Black Ops 2 and have enjoyed all of the releases since then. The way I see it is that the games are not the best thing ever but they are enjoyable and fun. I am thankful that I get a new campaign to play through every year and even though the gameplay stays pretty much the same I still enjoy playing it and it does offer different experiences. I always enjoy the plot and they're often deeper than people expect. In the end people always complain that they are releasing the same game every year but that is exactly what I want. Each year I know I can count on a new Call Of Duty that I will enjoy. I don't want them to change up the formula very much because I don't want the games becoming too tactical, stealthy, or anything like that. Just give me the same fun twitch shooting and standard campaign and I will be happy :)
@pesokpesok
@pesokpesok 8 лет назад
Love Yahtzee but i wish there were more of his videos. I have watched all 400+ of his ZP videos at least twice(some over 10 times) and it sucks having to wait for his new game reviews for so long(yeah i know on the site the are posted earlier-not the point and "Judging by the cover" are quite boring, sorry). Would love to see Yahtzee review something other than games. Yahtzee how about ZP style reviews of movies and/or TV Shows? After all average movie is only 1.5 hours long as opposed to average of 6 hours of games. Since i am quite sure ZP is Escapist's biggest source of revenue- perhaps they could hire a larger team for Yahtzee's animation studio so he could put out more videos overall? Who else thinks its a good idea for him to go ZP on other forms of entertainment?
@NOVA_2056
@NOVA_2056 6 лет назад
You work for the Winslow Accord, NRC stands for Nile River Coalition, and it's actually P. A. W. W. S.
@MavicAVF
@MavicAVF 8 лет назад
I only wonder why its called black ops anymore.. None of the characters from the other games are back and we aren't even black ops anymore since the first in the trilogy.. Oh yes, I almost forgot.. Train go boom
@TheElron96
@TheElron96 8 лет назад
I'm from spain and I understand above 20% of the video but I love it. It just sounds like an accurate and satirical review xD
@wigsmey4462
@wigsmey4462 8 лет назад
Still no fallout 4? Does yatzhee know fear?
@wizard0313
@wizard0313 8 лет назад
+wig smey This came out before Fallout 4, and it will take some time playing it to get the full experience.
@ThomasPotato
@ThomasPotato 8 лет назад
That last comment about the PC Framerate though, LMAO, sadly so true.
@geofff.3343
@geofff.3343 8 лет назад
Is it bad that I would never actually use Yahtzee to make a purchasing decision, but find his videos hilarious no matter what he's reviewing?
@FoxtrotVids
@FoxtrotVids 8 лет назад
I just loved the tutorial; shawty be explaining how that mind hack shit work and your character quips "But he a turrist!"
@collinspecht6725
@collinspecht6725 8 лет назад
@escapist To answer your question, the CIA has it's little group of special forces. It's probably who you are playing as. Also, we never overrun governments that don't need to be over run. Why do you think we allow the UK to be around? ;)
@mc-ps-playa5569
@mc-ps-playa5569 8 лет назад
You're actually a Winslow accord agent. I really had to dig to find this out.
@collinspecht6725
@collinspecht6725 8 лет назад
How so?
@jayromeo940
@jayromeo940 8 лет назад
What are the CIAs special forces called?
@killerbanshe3
@killerbanshe3 8 лет назад
"poking holes in things from a distance" most accurate description ever.
@GodRustang
@GodRustang 8 лет назад
It seems... weird to me that every female character in every game gets criticized harshly. Too friendly, too female, too male, too snarky, trying too hard to make them likable, too sexy, not sexy enough, etc etc etc. I just... wow. I don't know what people expect from game devs, but maybe they should just not include women at all?
@raimethefumeknight2062
@raimethefumeknight2062 6 лет назад
Don't include women for the sake of diversity, it's virtue signaling
@Adelphos12
@Adelphos12 8 лет назад
So many good lines this ep. Best burn goes to the moth at the fireworks display.
@KTSpeedruns
@KTSpeedruns 8 лет назад
And here's the review a CoD player would give it: "I liked it. It was fun and in HD. I hope my friends buy it so we can play online. I only do the online anyway."
@Jack-ky2cu
@Jack-ky2cu 8 лет назад
+Reiden Lightman which is all that matters but the "cod is bad bandwagonners" still havent figured that out
@rocksteel9238
@rocksteel9238 8 лет назад
+Jack Actually according to most Zombies is all that matters and based on what I've heard they at least got that right.
@Jack-ky2cu
@Jack-ky2cu 8 лет назад
Rock Steel Thats true for some people(including me) but the majority still plays multiplayer
@1krani
@1krani 8 лет назад
+Reiden Lightman Are you trying to imply that we'll eat up any old drivel with the CoD name slapped onto it? Because that is literally what Infinity Ward thought right before they released Ghosts only to realize too late that yes, they _do_ still have to try in order to appease us.
@j3nnapr0sp3kt7
@j3nnapr0sp3kt7 8 лет назад
+Reiden Lightman And so? Seems like a reasonable thing to say about a game.....like....maybe...IT WAS FUN. FUN. Games should be....FUN.
@Spewcup
@Spewcup 7 лет назад
I beat this game on the Realistic difficulty, where you basically die in one shot (sometimes 2, if you're lucky), and let me just tell you, it takes a lot of careful planning and knowing what abilities to use in order to progress that made it one of the more challenging CoD campaigns for me. Sometimes it got to the point where they felt impossible and very bullshity, but at the end of the day it was manageable and getting the achievement felt very satisfying.
@largahilfire8861
@largahilfire8861 8 лет назад
"lets all laugh at an industry that never learns anything. tehehe
@quickhakker
@quickhakker 8 лет назад
saw the video pop up on my feed and though, yes about time a game that actually gets the critizim it deserves what better way to actually do a review than give it to you and even do it justice
@XShadOBabeX
@XShadOBabeX 8 лет назад
12 views. Goodness, I got here early. I'm sure it will be about 1000 when I finish typing this.
@Droopah1
@Droopah1 6 лет назад
Surprisingly great game, the campaign is split screen and can be played with 4 people online; it plays a bit like Borderlands with the shooting and multiple powers. Also the levels are large and have multiple paths throughout. Easily the best COD campaign.
@Stupididiot67
@Stupididiot67 Год назад
i hope your opinions changed after 5 years...
@Kittstar
@Kittstar 8 лет назад
Whens he gonna do Fallout 4? :(
@Qilue
@Qilue 8 лет назад
+Kittstar 2 weeks time on RU-vid, next week over on the Escapist's site, probably, can't say for certain.
@SHINXANTA
@SHINXANTA 8 лет назад
The next video is already up on his site and its Tomb Raider. So after? Maybe?
@XCVGVCX
@XCVGVCX 8 лет назад
I spent most of the game assuming I was fighting the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. I feel that added to the experience rather than subtracting from it.
@ferarry13
@ferarry13 8 лет назад
now let's not give them more privilege ideas ok?
@generico366
@generico366 8 лет назад
I've already had to deal with all the white, male, straight and middle-class privilege bullshit enough, I don't want to have to deal with organic privilege bullshit aswell.
@stanley1698
@stanley1698 8 лет назад
+Bas van de Kleut And even that can be disproven because everything is energy anyway. Matter is energy.
@fishworshipper
@fishworshipper 8 лет назад
+Stan Ly False. Matter is the physical substance, energy is the potential for work.
@stanley1698
@stanley1698 8 лет назад
fishworshipper Matter is made of atoms, which are made of subatomic particles that are made of energy. This is a gross oversimplification, though, so you should probably look it up somewhere else.
@Recon_Riptor
@Recon_Riptor 8 лет назад
Check your privilege privilege.
@coglineerro730
@coglineerro730 8 лет назад
I know you have an undeserved disdain for the mobile gaming platform, but I think The Room series deserves your attention. Perhaps not as easy to mock as the latest Halo or CoD schlock, but it is innovative, evocative, and beautiful. I'd love to see you give its day and then tear it apart in your patented loving style.
@EionBlue
@EionBlue 8 лет назад
Did not actually say the full term "spunkgargleweewee", instead broke it up and wasted the impact. Unsubsribed.
@declangilmour8184
@declangilmour8184 8 лет назад
lol.
@randomsamno9
@randomsamno9 8 лет назад
I have been watching your videos for over a year now, yet I chose today to finally click on the subscribe button. If you asked me why I would say I have no idea, but I thought it would be worth a mention.
@trustworthytim4762
@trustworthytim4762 8 лет назад
Give Quiet some credit--she may have been blatantly objectified to an almost hilarious degree, but at least she had a personality. Kind of.
@C0C0L0QUIN
@C0C0L0QUIN 8 лет назад
+Francis Drake its not her fault she breaths through her skin :P
@Poisonjab354
@Poisonjab354 8 лет назад
quiet is the only sniper lady all others are blank pages compared.
@Rebellions
@Rebellions 8 лет назад
+Bruce Young Didn't wolf come way before and actually had something interesting to say? Wait Otacon made that whole thing weird like he does everything else, carry on.
@namco402
@namco402 8 лет назад
this game was literally somebody playing Spec Ops the line and then trying to do something as amazing as it and in my books it succeeded
@mroushion
@mroushion 8 лет назад
Syndicate was a good game
@qqq386
@qqq386 8 лет назад
+Slick Reed Wich one?
@mroushion
@mroushion 8 лет назад
Lewis Weir Original
@Monteeize
@Monteeize 8 лет назад
I enjoyed the new one too. Solid and fluid FPS shooter. Sorry wasn't so good though (especially at the end), and the multiplayer lobbies died way too quickly.
@TheRupertLitterbin
@TheRupertLitterbin 8 лет назад
+The Brony Writer there was multiplayer? I thought that was just a button to get the EA server error screen.
@Monteeize
@Monteeize 8 лет назад
+TheRupertLitterbin That was hilarious. I was familiar with that problem too.
@ElectricEdgewave192
@ElectricEdgewave192 8 лет назад
I cracked up when he said "you know I'm a placid, easy-going, kind-hearted, saintly sort of fellow, shut the fuck up!" :D
@Jomahawk2694
@Jomahawk2694 8 лет назад
Aww...look at Yatzee, too afraid to do Fallout 4. He's gotta go for the easy targets because he knows how much people lime Fallout. Also, under 1000 view club!
@MrRamblingMadman
@MrRamblingMadman 8 лет назад
+Jomahawk2694 Hey look a cod fanboy
@goosegoose5361
@goosegoose5361 8 лет назад
+Jomahawk2694 are you seven?
@MrMetalforever5
@MrMetalforever5 8 лет назад
Watch the Tomb Raider review on the website you fucking idiot.
@user-rx3js1no3s
@user-rx3js1no3s 8 лет назад
hes doing it next week I'm sure he'll tear it apart, he already showed signs of dislike on the e3 thing its not that good anyway
@TheMeanMongoose
@TheMeanMongoose 8 лет назад
+Jomahawk2694 Well, most video game journalists are "persuaded" by Bethesda to write positive reviews. But I guess they "persuaded" Yatzee to just shut the fuck up. Or it's coming next week.
@BlueUnicornStudios
@BlueUnicornStudios 8 лет назад
Dude I'm so drunk, and my girlfriend and I just broke up with me. This video makes me so happy. Thank you so much for being a friend in my life. You're such a great guy, I know I can do this with your videos and all. You're amazing. I hope you do well in your voice acting yeah, just thank you
@gloriousforever3451
@gloriousforever3451 6 лет назад
COD sucks
@patrickhasachannel
@patrickhasachannel 8 лет назад
I would honestly love to intern for Ben as a script writer, but he's very much a lone wolf kind of content creator
@fireassassin1688
@fireassassin1688 8 лет назад
Fallout 4 fans are basically similar to pewdiepie fans they're ravenous
@SuitedCloud
@SuitedCloud 8 лет назад
So are the Fallout 4 haters
@fireassassin1688
@fireassassin1688 8 лет назад
Yes but when someone slightly brings up something bad about fallout 4 the fanboys jump down the persons throat because they can't handle criticism
@Lightscribe225
@Lightscribe225 8 лет назад
+Fireassassin16 You described the fanboy of every franchise of every entertainment medium ever.
@TheBovinePig
@TheBovinePig 8 лет назад
People who dislike fallout 4 aren't anywhere near as bad as fallout fanboys.
@fireassassin1688
@fireassassin1688 8 лет назад
That's what I'm saying I'm neither I don't like or hate it, but the amount of fanboys going on about it is making me sick. Just shut up and enjoy it for what it is don't get your fanboy juices on everything.
@tbthegr81
@tbthegr81 8 лет назад
hehe, didn't even say a word about MP. Good old Yatsee!
@zak8677
@zak8677 8 лет назад
Why is Yhatzee so intent on reminding us Call of Duty is about "burly white men" and always tries to implement white guilt in our heads because other races are "so underrepresented"? It's not going to work, Yhatzee, no matter how many times you say "Boo white Americans" and "Yay, everyone else."
@philpyung4831
@philpyung4831 8 лет назад
+ZaK I don't like it either. I think people are starting to get sick of it.
@Changetheling
@Changetheling 7 лет назад
Perhaps it's a way to prove a point, just like anybody else can laugh at it even though they're white and don't feel any colour of guilt while laughing. Or getting some people to think about the way stereotypes are still being sold to 12-year-olds consistently FPS after FPS after FPS. There's even place to suggest how the projection concept works on streamlined mainstream games across the gamer spectrum or, more properly, how these companies look at their target demographic (and how these companies are seen by their non-target demographic).
@superloaf4200
@superloaf4200 6 лет назад
ZaK maybe because he’s right you dumb fuck lmfao
@MrAssassinkid17
@MrAssassinkid17 8 месяцев назад
4:04 Also keep in mind that Tony Todd, Erin Cahill and Michael Rooker were all in Black Ops 2
@Prelmable
@Prelmable 8 лет назад
0:12 If you're as sick as I am of that bloody theme song
@raindrain1
@raindrain1 8 лет назад
"you know I'm a placid saintly easy-going kind of fellow shut the fuck up" This is why I like,you, Yahtzee. You make me laugh.
@homeycdawg
@homeycdawg 8 лет назад
I like the little digs at the feelings police.
@countofcounts
@countofcounts 7 лет назад
I remember Ratchet & Clank doing the whole racism thing with robots. An organic life-form was disparagingly referred to as a "squishy"
@ItsNotFilia
@ItsNotFilia 8 лет назад
0:57 I smell a Smoothie Maker master race in the making, here.
@patrickkeane4512
@patrickkeane4512 8 лет назад
These reviews are a work of genius
@StevesSammiches
@StevesSammiches 8 лет назад
The male protagonist is voiced by Ben Browder of Farscape and SG-1 fame. Personally, I like his sort of aloof voice work
@thelostone7512
@thelostone7512 4 года назад
I forgot about the "cyber powers" and just went through the entire game with a sniper from about 2 feet away from the enemy on a controller when I play everything on PC. I made the game way harder than it should have been.
@mre2495
@mre2495 8 лет назад
Here is my idea for a FPS game, I dont know if anyone else has tried this but here are a few thoughts. Take the call of duty game play , google earth and some sort of A.I. component to fill in the gaps and have a world wide multiplayer. You could select entire neighborhoods, an entire city (depending on computer limitations) or anywhere google street view has photographed. Think about the endless possibilities. The reason i bring up the A.I. component is some sort of default that can make all the houses ( if a neighborhood is to be the battle ground) accessible . Or some sort of custom forge system to make things easier. Game developers wouldnt have to develop levels from scratch and try to make them look real, this shit is the real deal. It would be the revival of the Call Of Duty franchise and opening the door to a future of EPIC gaming. Somebody get this Idea into the hands of the right people. It would be an FPS revolution. As I said, Im not sure if this has been tried, I just thought it up .
@cattywampuswiddershins
@cattywampuswiddershins 6 лет назад
It's a shame Yahtzee will never re-review the story. It had a more Dark Souls way of storytelling this time. And that's why you would be forgiven for writing it off - COD doesn't do that way of storytelling
@aglaraandune6602
@aglaraandune6602 8 лет назад
"They decided it with a random number generator. haha." omg i'm crying
@DukeOnkled
@DukeOnkled 7 лет назад
The plot in this game is actually pretty interesting, at least to me. Only problem is, the really interesting part starts at the fucking bombshell they drop at the end, and you only figure out what it means by looking at the LOADING SCREENS of each level, along with various subtle things throughout the campaign. And even then, the big twist? You were Bruce Willis the whole time.
@Johnnythat1dude
@Johnnythat1dude 8 лет назад
Sounds like a challenge to try and play games using a random number generator to decide frame rate. I think we got the next hard mode!
@Dirvinator
@Dirvinator 8 лет назад
What he said about the player character speaking through a used tea bag is 100% true it sounds so muffled like he recorded his lines with his nokia on the toilet then emailed them to Activision and they were just like "ah screw it, if the players complain enough we'll just get Nolan North to redub the dialogue"
@JABRIEL251
@JABRIEL251 8 лет назад
A missed opportunity was not making the campaign about the Specialist. With each having their own mini-campaign. But I get that was too much work.
@CrazyFunnyWeirdScaryStories
@CrazyFunnyWeirdScaryStories 8 лет назад
Poking holes at a distance! Genius!
@lexishneier381
@lexishneier381 8 лет назад
*puts speed to 0.3* listening to drunk yahtzee is my faviourite thing ever
@Trygyl
@Trygyl 7 лет назад
It says a lot when an established franchise needs brand recognition WITHIN brand recognition...
@Bokto1
@Bokto1 8 лет назад
Nice throw at the master race at the end, now it's time to go and watch AC: Unity console framerate videos :3
@zacharylord-rule5368
@zacharylord-rule5368 Год назад
That "vaguely sinister" line hits different 7 years later.
@Mechakitty
@Mechakitty 8 лет назад
Loved that Joke About Rural Kansas. probably because I live there
@ButtercheeseYay
@ButtercheeseYay 8 лет назад
That part about AIs and "womb priviledge" is too real, man.
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