Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (Zero Punctuation) 

so you learn about disco Elysium

@@ichijofestival2576 Thank You 🍿

MrFlipperInvader792 morbid curiosity mostly.

He answered his own question: "beats working"

Good to know about disco elysium. Might get it

Now that sounds interesting.

And the voiceover is weirdly much superb. I didn't have a game like that since Fallout2. Spend 4 in game hours talking to myself and books. Would buy again.

This comment is what sold me on buying it

@@crevanizekil absolutely based

@@crevanizekil That's super cool!

Beats waiting for a remaster of mech warrior 4

I didn't even know what game he was reviewing until it came up in the video. I just saw a yellow thumbnail and instinctively clicked

What an awesome job you must have, being able to watch RU-vid videos while working.

Dude I am literally at work. It freaked me out a bit.

@ lol naruto characters don't work in no tech company. Get the f out of here with your ninja shit XD

You could have found out earlier, but it required passing a difficult Perception check.

Had to come here from steam curators list!

Caught me tripping

just watch every episode as they come out

+20 watched every other video first

I only took damage from the fan, then died from turning on the lights.

Had a mental breakdown cuz I was too scared to jump two fucking meters. Such a beautiful game

It reminds me of Dwarf Fortress in that regard. Dwarves going suicidally insane from standing out in the rain and all that.

And your still a better gamer than the reviewer that did the 26 min Cuphead video ROFL

Shot myself in the head to prove a point; pretty sure they got the idea afterwards.

yeah, the way he says it makes it sound not only genuine, but mindblowingly amazing. (Psst, if you haven't, play disco elysium, people! it now has VOICE ACTING for almost everyone and everything!)

Still better than switching on a light and getting blinded so hard you die. In the literal first minute of the game.

Did you sit on a chair that was so uncomfortable you died because you didn't have enough confidence to refuse the invitation to sit on it?

Me: hmmm yes i do wonder har har

It's gonna be a fucking empty list this year...

For the top 5 yeah. So far the only contenders are Disco Elysium, Observation, and maybe Bloodstained.

@@bigbruno2232 Bloodstained will be in top5 on account of no choice the way it goes

@@davidkyo1985 and sekiro

He clearly put all of his points on Drama

POPULAR THING BAD

@@MrGalaxypool generic popular thing bad. But I see your point

@@MrGalaxypool No, spunkgargleweewee bad. There were popular games in his top 5, like RE2.

@@MrGalaxypool I'm not a sheep but I hate you because you don't like a game that just happens to be popular. Fify

just looking at your profile pic is giving me 911 Operator Flashbacks "We're Under Fire. I repeat, we're under fire. Requesting Backup" •̀_•́

Then why are you still here

@@estroll5034 I like Yahtzees voice it's very relaxing

And it pays off every damn time.

Yeah I dont even play video games. I just enjoy his reviews.

BIG STOGGY!!!! IN 2024!!!! HAHAHAHHAA@@estroll5034

This more or less

That's like all his videos. I usually skip to the last couple minutes so I can actually hear what the title is about before I get bored

gime the sass, the whole sass and nothing but the sass good sir!!!

Yahtzee could rant about literally any thing in the world and we'd be there.

MrTopHatMan watching cubicles are we??? Giggity

On jah

Maybe Yahtzee can review Tetris next time.

4 out of 10 - grey - boring - but better textures than the last Fallout 76 update and more stable than the Red Dead 2 PC port

And yet you can't be bothered to type "Yahtzee" correctly.

oooh deflected nicely

your answer is a big fat nope.

Spec Ops is anomalous blip.

Man I really gotta replay that game.

@@davidkyo1985 Titanfall 2 was surprisingly a very pleasant single player experience, did anyone expect that?

I wanted to hear about how stupid cod is.

@@H-to-O I would say it has more to do with the fact that for all his foul-mouthed, horrific metaphors on how terrible a game can be, Ben knows what he's talking about when it comes to criticism. He's not just saying pointless shit just to piss someone off and get clicks. I've watch his reviews on Pokemon and Brutal Legend, games I love, and when he points out a flaw I can go, "Mmmmmmmmmmm... yeah. You got a point."

supergluehotty did you happen to miss the obligatory "Spunkgargleweewee" description?

Skill Up did the same thing but with Spec Ops : The Line instead of Disco Elysium. I like that trend of using CoD as clickbait

supergluehotty Couldn’t you just go back and watch one of Yahtzee’s 78 other CoD videos to hear about how bad CoD is? I mean 90% of them is the same dialogue with a slightly different adjectives to describe the big burly men and the Muslims they shoot at. It’s fun if you sync up the audio of 2 or more of them from the theme music you get this cool echo effect and the differences when recorded and played backwards tell you to buy various brands of crisps.

Its actually coincodental thats what the disco Elysium looks like.

This was about Call of Duty Modern Warfare. Did you comment on the wrong video by mistake?

@@bcdm999 despite the danger of beeing r/wooosh'ed. You didn't watch the video did you?

@@reksraven of course I did. It was full of raspberry jam and bang bang shooty shooty. Just what a review like this should be.

...Holy shit you're right. I never made the connection but WOW did the stars align to make that coincidence.

I mean the legacy post Modern Warfare 2 to be precise. Remember, Yahtzee actually liked the first Modern Warfare

Been a while since he last used that word

Ironically you can do them both at the same time! ZIIIIING!

@@Luciffrit Light one with the other.

@@insaincaldo There was a line and you just fucking pole-vaulted over it...

@@insaincaldo wow! thats a 3rd degree burn i wont soon forget.

@Tom Phelps 3 is enough to make an imprint.

LOGIC: Yahtzee clearly has a lot of points personally invested in this skill. Such a stunningly accurate depiction could only come from experience. ELECTROCHEMISTRY: You should probably ask if he has anything *invested* in it as a real person. Could get an *investiture* out of it for yourself. INLAND EMPIRE: Perhaps not all the spirits he indulges in are methylated? Bizarre and occult energies encircle this man. Do not approach him.

The funny things is when I asked myself "Why isnt it just called Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4". And then it hited me. First MW was "Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare" :)

Call of Duty Modern Warfare:"Who are you" Call of duty Modern Warfare:"I'm you" *fin*

@@VonWipfenfels CoDMW: "You're weak." CodMW: "I'm you."

Well that’s where your wrong bucko! The first one was Call of Duty 4 Modern warfare

Not just different, but wrong. Highway of death was American yet game says russian

@@janesmith1840 say what now? why would anyone still have a monitor that big anymore in 2019?

"Why are you here?" To find out what they added to bloat the game up to 150GB. Apparently just prettier graphics tech.

I'm finding reviews of trainwrecks fascinating.

@@JLT0087 I literally yelled at my screen "Why the fuck is this 150GB?!"

is this satirical?

Lmfao I really hope it isn't.

Yes! Call of Duty belongs in that category!

Most AAA games belong here. Recall AAA stands for Alone And Afraid. AAA games are the ones that indicate the company that made them is afraid of take chances and prefers being the only competitor.

while we still buy from them while not learning any thing tee hee

And what do we do with the consumers that never learn? Cry at them?

@@QooperG28 We laugh at ourselves, because we all do this :)

pretty sure this will get more people that hadn't heard about disco elysium clued in than doing a titled review.

He just fixed that mistake by calling it his GOTY.

That’s why it’s called click-bait.

BarthVader I think Yahtzee made Disco Elysium his game of the year because that's the video where I finally put an end to Paradox Acres continuously asking him to review HuniePop.

I respect it. It was a nice gag and, like he said, the Call of Duty audience could use a little Disco Elysium in their lives.

Babylon 5!

Like tool did this year!

So essentially Green Day

@The Crimson Drummer eh i mean i'm 17, i wasn't even alive when they released most of their other albums, but i still think it was great. Not as good as the other ones, sure, but still great. Sevenempest is amazing. Not a fan of every song being over 10 minutes, it's a bit bloated, but other than that all good.

@The Crimson Drummer I mean, it beat fucking Taylor Swift for number 1 for a week, sold out every show on that tour, and has an high 80 something or 90 something on metacritic. That's not exactly a middling response. No offense.

@@Fibbonaccisbane depends on who you ask. As we all know just cause an artist can sell out stadiums, it doesn't mean they're good. Artistically it was a flop.

CoD I mean

Story wise I can see where you're coming from. Gameplay wise? Nah

llolinlaik Who still cares about CoD gameplay? You shoot the guns at the people with different accents. The concept could be explained to a goat.

@@fighteer1 breaking a game down to its bare essentials doesnt mean anything. I could do the same for any and every genre out there.

And shooting brown people is what I meant by story wise

Nah that's just Yatzhee's terrifying precognitive abilities on display again.

I can't remember when he was never not tired of it.

Aren't we all tired of Call of Duty at this point? As said in the video, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare came out in 2007; that was 12 years ago. There are kids who played it at the time that are serving in the military today. But people keep throwing bags of money to the franchise, so I guess if it ain't broken, don't fix it, right?

Kinda reminds me when he reviewed Fifa several years ago.

Him and every other gamer. Seriously, I don’t hate the series as much as I’m apathetic towards it.

@@redgrave4492 Cod4 really...

I have all his zero punctuation clips with no punctuation between them so I can listen to them as I fall asleep

Exactly

@@2Scribble Oh thank Melora, I thought I was a lone weirdo on that one.

I've watched each of his videos at least five times I think... Time well spent!

I mean hey, as good a reason as any.

Thats probably one kf the best reasons ive heard for watching ZP. Hes got a pottymouth that would make a USMC DI smile.

@@Taolan8472 That last sentence is probably the funniest ill read this week, kudos

@@Taolan8472 What the hell is a "USMCDI"?

Interesting that you say more creative “slurs” rather than more creative “insults”. I think this demonstrates something about the meaning of the word “slur” that some people seem to not be aware of. Have you all thought about exactly what it is that makes something a “slur”? (Uh, in case it seems like I’m dog whistling some position about racial slurs, I want to be clear that I am of the confident belief that racial slurs are bad. If I’m dog whistling anything, it is either that some slurs that aren’t racial slurs aren’t really bad, or that some things that some people think aren’t slurs because they think they aren’t bad, actually are slurs)

Crossed with Link Between Worlds

Ay you forgot the second *

I keep seeing you in these comment sections but I look forward to your comments tbh

I think Yahtzee made Disco Elysium his game of the year because that's the video where I finally put an end to Paradox Acres continuously asking him to review HuniePop.

Ihave finished a game called dragon twilight 2 A 16 bit jrpg turn based combat and which takes perfect music and turn based combat into a unique expirience along side to craft your own equipment (its a good system) alongside a limited spell and abilities loadout and interesting characters to make a lovely if slightly generic game

@@user-os6gb9bq5v I really don't care.

@@nedinnis6752 just a recomendation

@@user-os6gb9bq5v So make a single comment and call it a day, don't just copy-paste on comments that have absolutely nothing to do with it.

He enjoys eating food and drinking himself to sleep, that requires money. Reviewing CoD gets him money

He probably partially did the review because CoD games fairly consistently get into the top games sold list each year and they made a token attempt with a campaign this year. Also he might have been wanting to see if they did anything different with having the extra time and resources to make it more than "it's Call of Duty".

rick and morty?

He reviews these games because A) CoD games are still pretty big releases, B) he's kinda become famous for ripping apart CoD games where other reviewers are too scared to use other numbers, and C) it's kind of his job to WARN people about boring video games. He just decided to use the suckers who click these videos to his advantage and use it to spread some fucking good for once.

-licks the back of Yahtzee's head-

Duped!

Smeckledorfed!

@@JABRIEL251 That's not even a word and I agree with you!

We've been ducked!

Play us like a damn fiddle

Same tho, This game series needs to die.

@@nuclearfist420 I disagree. It's carved out its own section of hell, and i appreciate that it keeps CoDpieces busy and not interrupting more intellectual games with bored people who don't have a brand new trash game to play.

@@lanmandragoran8337 While I frown on the CoD kiddies, and grew tired of camping them some 10 years ago, I'd appreciate a broader forum of typical gamer that has people who appreciate games like Prince of Persia next to people who played Xenoblade Chronicles. Maybe like a bunch of bad fps games, and throw in a Nier or Hollow Knight somewhere. Mix it up a bit, even if its miniscule at first.

@@lanmandragoran8337 I love how you used CoD in the word CoDpieces. Especially since I know what a codpiece actually is 😆 made me grin like an idiot reading it

Oh, so that’s where Gimli was

Ur name says gimli but its that guy from breave heart 😕

I was, not because its good mind you, I was wanting him to roast it like he did Ride to Hell.

I have finished a game called dragon twilight 2 A 16 bit jrpg turn based combat and which takes perfect music and turn based combat into a unique expirience along side to craft your own equipment (its a good system) alongside a limited spell and abilities loadout and interesting characters to make a lovely if slightly generic game

I’m here to hear the dulcet tones of the worlds most British man

i scrolled down after seeing lisa needs braces just to see if anyone else got it

Call of Duty fans actually attempting to read? Making a lot of assumptions there pal

Cod fans reading? You ask them too much

I finally bought it and it surpassed my expectations.

It's a pretty good game from what I've heard and it would not surprise me if it became one of the surprise smash hits on the level of Undertale and Nier: Automata.

He did play through the whole thing though. He even started a second game to stream it. He's dedicated.

@@Carlos-ln8fd Yeah, I'm not disputing that. Still, even if it's his job, I feel bad for him that he had to endure another one of these things.

Atleast we still have split screen

Invest in rhetoric for next semester.

More like "smell-da" right?

That's not new though.

A little naive, I feel!

I mean people do actually bug him to destroy the latest COD, Sonic, Assassin's creed, etc.

Yeah, Modern Warfare 2019 did feel by far the most grounded in the series

I legitimately quite enjoyed the mission where you raid the house in London. Only maybe 10 enemies yet the tension was there.

@@dantrick7216 no shit, could you imagine them trying to do something horror related? They nailed TENSION that's like Half the Battle!

The multiplayer is better than the last few installments. That's about it for me

All the dialogue is entirely voiced now. They gave it a free update and the subtitle “the Final Cut” and apparently they added some other features but the biggest feature they are it was voicing all the dialogue in the game. I’ve always been curious about this game but until I found out that it was now voiced I hadn’t considered buying it

@@Grenkappa459 Oh fuck that's awesome. Thanks for telling me that reignited my enthusiasm