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Calling Your Son an Asshole - Ron Funches

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Ron Funches explains why he feels justified in calling his kid an “asshole” and recalls his job as a human billboard.
Original airdate: August 30, 2013
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@kaylakraft9937 5 лет назад

Parenting, in a nutshell: "I'm not confident in all the decisions I'm making...but I know you should not be eating a mouse pad right now!" Truth.

@Ikovone 5 лет назад

Kayla Kraft as a new-ish mom to a 2 year old boy, I feel this quote more than ever most of my days now 😂

@SAM-ru4vx 5 лет назад

@@Ikovone you're lucky.....your kids don't run in to walls by accident.

@Ikovone 5 лет назад

OLE SammyOLE Lol I’m sure that day is coming 😅 my younger brother did that when he was little too!

@srami004 5 лет назад

Oh you poor thing.

@MichelleDespres 5 лет назад

Kayla Kraft better than tide pods and pot brownies

@vellabella1 5 лет назад

I love his demeanor and delivery

@thecam0073 5 лет назад

Vella Bella omg i had to re-read that because my subconscious read “misdemeanor”.

@jourdenbroxton387 4 года назад

Aye 420 likes😂good job 😂

@TWillTheCreative 4 года назад

That smile after he boldly called his child an asshole is such a dad thing 😂

@CS-ui4qj Год назад

every good father takes pride in it when they say their son is an asshole. lol

@keino111689 5 лет назад

Waiting for him to say, “Oh that’s naaaaasti”

@neuro7046 4 года назад

PROTOSTAR 😂😂😂😂

@sonnydee5135 4 года назад

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

@infernape494 4 года назад

bro i noticed his voice like halfway through

@jovaniricks9035 4 года назад

He do sound like Cleveland

@globlocka4764 4 года назад

😭😭😭😭😭😭

@foeof 5 лет назад

Wow, I forgot how much Ron has really changed over the years.

@woozie___ 5 лет назад

Yeah what's going on here? Is it an old clip? I thought he was way smaller now

@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 5 лет назад

@@woozie___ Yeah, old clip

@user-xc1sx6hp8p 5 лет назад

I’m loving his return funnier bigger

@A6Legit 4 года назад

@@woozie___ I was confused af. Thought he might have put weight back on.

@youhaveayds8975 4 года назад

@@A6Legit this is from 2013 lmao

@Robopercy 5 лет назад

Damn never saw this guy before... Didn’t know the tone of a voice could be such a killer punchline 😂😂😂

@jck1794 4 года назад

tone of voice and delivery is literally like 75% of a punchline lol

@Robopercy 3 года назад

@@jck1794 I accidentally came back to this video after forgetting about it.. But I meant his consistent overall tone throughout the video. I don’t know/remember if he talks like that usually, but either way his self awareness to the point that he spoke low and softly for the entire 5/6 minute set as a subtle setup to his final punchline of yelling one sentence as his closing joke. Even though they’re clearly some of the best comedians I don’t think people like Eddie Murphy, Griffon or kevin hart would have had the same impact using the exact same material because of they tend to be loud and exciting already. This felt like a Dave Chapelle type of delivery/setup and I was just admiring it, that’s all

@Elecktricd00m 5 лет назад

YO COMEDY CENTRAL HOW LONG YOU HOLD ONTO THESE CLIPS FOR FAM? THE DUDE LIKE 2XS SMALLER NOW

@NotReallyRebecca 4 года назад

I was just gonna say that lol

@joeyalen275 4 года назад

Is that what happened? I was wondering how much food he ate since the joe rogan podcast lol

@joek6782 4 года назад

Joey Alen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joeyalen275 4 года назад

Joe K I completely forgot he talked about it on the podcast too man.

@jeqmilo 4 года назад

His kid he 21 now

@zulumoondragon 5 лет назад

He could definitely be a live action Cleveland Brown

@Not_what_it_used_to_be 4 года назад

But no

@X-2357-GandalfTheGreen 4 года назад

He's kind of if ripping it off if he doesn't talk like that when he's not on stage.

@DigitalDash7 4 года назад

Oh that’s naaaaasty

@dorthesmeby1869 4 года назад

Damn I actually googled to see if it was him dubbing Cleveland -very similar voice;-) Ha ha ha -I DON'T NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!

@willkoestner4159 3 года назад

Nah. He's just Ron

@amandaschmidt9528 2 года назад

My husband is autism spectrum and gifted with the darkest most brilliant sense of humor I have ever witnessed. His jokes come from a place of being hyper logical and hyper realistic and his social commentary would just blow your mind. It's incredible. We definitely make jokes about each other's disorders (I have severe ADHD) that do not fly in the company of others, but it's how we cope with the difficulties of a neurodiverse household 🖤

@bunnybro5977 5 лет назад

"My sons a 10 yr old psychopath" he says in the voice of hannibal lecter

@chayjay1956 4 года назад

Duuude, that "I DONT NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!!" killed me.

@IntegrityGames 4 года назад

why? because you "felt that"?

@chayjay1956 4 года назад

@@IntegrityGames because it caught me off guard. Prick

@TheDailyMobb 5 лет назад

“Ion need no new friends”-just my 💭 BEAUTIFUL!!!🤣😭😭

@BoSSLeVeLs 5 лет назад

More pancakes beeeatch 😂😂😂😂

@ambull80 4 года назад

Yo! Killed me!

@fngherbo5972 4 года назад

Boss Levels 🤣

@h00pla434 3 года назад

Actually that's pretty cool

@Chris-tz5iz 5 лет назад

My ad for this was IHOP, more pancakes beeeotch

@amandasermon9625 5 лет назад

Treating your kid like an equal is what matters. If they're being an asshole then they deserve to know the same as anyone else.

@zakredman3391 5 лет назад

@Diamond Bourne Why can't a parent be a friend to their child? Never understood why people have a hard time with that.

@blahblahblahyasmine4515 4 года назад

@John A. exactly, let children unfold into who they are not what you want them to be and offer guidance *and* acceptance to them. Being equals/humans/friends in any relationship has to be a meeting in the middle bringing the totality of the authentic selves from all sides to best make it work. Children are no exception.

@blahblahblahyasmine4515 4 года назад

@Imperial Red children absorb and recognize the emotions going on in and around them. I am not suggesting emotional labor, I am suggesting explaining things to them as a human being versus emotionally/physically abandoning them and/or emotionally/physically abusing them. I don't know how else to explain that to you.

@blahblahblahyasmine4515 4 года назад

@Imperial Red treat children as capable human beings on their path to becoming healthy, prosperous adult human beings.

@nateypotatey2106 4 года назад

@Imperial Red You are an absolute moron. I guarantee you're an anti-vaxxer.

@ezcargo 5 лет назад

I saw this man a few months back. One of the best shows I've ever seen.

@MediCali951 5 лет назад

This man reintroduced me to lunchables. Before him I thought you had to be in school to eat those. Blew my freaking mind

@InteristaS5 5 лет назад

The statue of liberty popin and lockin had me rolling. That was the last thing I expected him to say 😂😂😂

@nowayjose5466 5 лет назад

Just as he said it I read this at the same time lol

@lifeas_jaz 4 года назад

@@nowayjose5466 Me too!

@Abbot3663 4 года назад

I like when comedians laugh at their jokes

@IntegrityGames 4 года назад

I like when losers in the comment section tell me they think things are funny

@heytherescooterboys922 4 года назад

@@IntegrityGames why are you the way that you are lol

@somethingfunny4332 4 года назад

Hey There Scooter Boys lmao, imagine living your life as integrity games

@llaser1433 2 года назад

@@somethingfunny4332 lmao just imagine

@louie9373 4 года назад

"Some people don't like when I call my ten year old disabled son an asshole..." It made my morning.

@nicksausley6198 5 лет назад

I have an autistic kid and I've been on mushrooms so I'd say he's pretty accurate lol.

@thegreathawk2244 5 лет назад

When I hear Ron Funches I laughs a whole bunches

@Murcxrrie 2 года назад

jesus christ.

@DebtFreeDee 5 лет назад

2:05 His giggle 😄 He's soo funny! 😂

@DebtFreeDee 5 лет назад

@J. Carson 🤣🤣 Not yet, but I'm working on it 😄

@Madaragun 5 лет назад

The hell is this Tinder?

@DebtFreeDee 5 лет назад

@@Madaragun 😄

@TheGruffness 5 лет назад

Well if there’s ever a Family Guy movie....

@igethighhighhigh 5 лет назад

J A he knew what he was doing 😂

@newpancakeman 4 года назад

He can play lois

@user-ny5cu5ol1p 3 года назад

So Jordan Peele was doing a Ron Funches impression everytime he made a Wendell skit

@rhino5250 5 лет назад

Why he sound like Cleveland brown and Hubert from family guy mixed together 😭 but he look like grown up junior

@jamalcole1985 5 лет назад

he sounds like a high pitched cleveland brown

@xavierperez5593 5 лет назад

Lol someone said he sound like Clevland Brown but with a deep voice

@xavierharris4282 5 лет назад

Yo he is a real life Cleveland brown lol

@chrisr8159 5 лет назад

Xavier Harris forrealz word up brotha!

@tyler20647brad 4 года назад

TJ Thunder yea Cleveland is so funny they cancelled his show

@Hrothgrar 5 лет назад

Damn, shout out to Ron for staying dedicated. Seeing older videos really puts his hard work into perspective. Total body transformation, well done sir.

@CuriousGoodsJessica 5 лет назад

Ron's voice is too good, it's perfect for comedy & fatherhood! 🤣😂 As a parent of a 17 year old I am so connected with the frustration

@13Knives1 5 лет назад

I like his slower style, it reminds me of one of my southern friends. Relaxing and entertaining

@DvDPlaya 5 лет назад

The mousepad thing has me dying. As im sitting here rolling my mouse upon a lumpy mousepad..

@joshuawilt4918 2 года назад

On the this show where comedians talk about times when they got really high on hallucinations, the friend he is talking about tells the story he refers to. I can’t remember who it was though.

@madnessbydesign1415 5 лет назад

Best poem ever... :)

@fngherbo5972 4 года назад

Madness by Design I swear it’s accurate though 🤣

@kbrown5523 5 лет назад

I've been missing Ron, good to see him again. I miss @Midnight, it was a great way to see a bunch of awesome comedians frequently.

@andersonneil2293 5 лет назад

He has a great podcast called getting better and his recent special was dope

@dontedoestuff 5 лет назад

He and Doug Benson were always the best on @midnight

@maryrosekent8223 5 лет назад

K Brown I miss @Midnight so much-it introduced me to so very many wonderful comedians. My faves (in alphabetical order): • Maria Bamford • Doug Benson • Ron Funches • Tiffany Haddish • Natasha Leggero • Aisha Tyler

@DavidBDavis-lz7bt 3 года назад

@@maryrosekent8223 I used to like Michelle Wolf on @Midnight. Sexy as duck(lol).

@joejusto3292 5 лет назад

Well you made me cry from laughing ty bro

@wavefields 5 лет назад

he used to kill but his style changed it seems, check out his podcast it’s great

@noone978 5 лет назад

I love this man. If you ever need another child, I've stopped growing at 4"ll. Lemme know.

@jackNaquin 5 лет назад

Such an enjoyable person. 😄

@MommyKillest 4 года назад

When he yelled 😂😂😂😂😂 I felt that in my soul.

@sdavis94477 4 года назад

Didnt i just watch a clip where he was much thinner? Barely recognize him.

@tv9164 4 года назад

This was in 2013

@thebeautyofafrica4402 5 лет назад

Sounds like Cleveland

@jamalcole1985 5 лет назад

lol bruh i just made a comment about that

@thebeautyofafrica4402 5 лет назад

@@jamalcole1985 great minds think alike

@IntegrityGames 4 года назад

why, because Cleveland is voiced by a white man? yeah, true, people can "sound" like whatever they want. your three words make no sense, why don't you clarify some more

@quality5448 9 месяцев назад

his “here’s skittles” bit came on tv when i was a kid and i remember my brother and i’s minds were blown, that’s one of the funniest things i have ever heard to this day. i looked at my brother like “dude we just discovered one of the best comics of all time”

@prodxkerzx2543 16 дней назад

To have such a lighthearted and silly sense of humor, his dead pan delivery really sells it.

@ripardofilho3337 5 лет назад

The tv show Undateable that he's in together with Chris D'elia is funny af

@parker3295 5 лет назад

@J. Carson ever heard of Google?

@Andrew-qi4bu 5 лет назад

@J. Carson lol fr

@parker3295 5 лет назад

@J. Carson Damn just some friendly advice

@alexandercanella4479 5 лет назад

@@parker3295 as a fellow asshole, let's not pretend that your comment was friendly at all lol

@Andy2knives 5 лет назад

Lmfao this thread is the best

@mariocuric6690 4 года назад

Damn he got him self good looking since this video. Props man, keep it going!

@IgnisTMage 4 года назад

When he kissed his poem before putting it away.. I love this man so much

@destinyharris5042 5 лет назад

Why does he sound like Cleveland from family Guy😆😆😆 I can't right now.

@redericson1993 5 лет назад

I find this fantastic because for one, I am Autistic as well and oddly enough, I look hilariously and uncannily like Ron Funches and he is hilarious.

@LonewolfeE5 5 лет назад

Ron is sooooo fuckin calm and smooth talking. It kinda freaks me out lol. I love it

@demonfromdawic8895 4 года назад

He sounds like he was that one really smart kid in class that pissed off everyone else with just answer a question

@AmberAmbwee 5 лет назад

Omg. I drooled on myself laughing. 😂💀

@starkerstuvwxyz 3 года назад

the satisfaction in "VANQUISH THEM." I can't

@RGMRT 4 года назад

My classroom teacher at highschool entrance ceremony : "Go on talk to your new classmates!" Me who had make friend at junior high but ended up forgetting me: 5:28

@Shadow-bw8qf 5 лет назад

Bunches of Funches with the well needed laughs today! Thank you for that

@elliottjames671 5 лет назад

Lol his delivery makes me laugh😆

@butteredrollz727 5 лет назад

I be so upset when I'm out! I'm weak asf right now😂😂😂😂

@alexrosser3172 5 лет назад

Love the Parliament shout out Ron.

@tremekamoore7216 5 лет назад

Alex Rosser gettin down just for the funk of it

@ohlala_liliana5856 2 года назад

The last joke, wow, You are a true ARTIST 🤙🤣

@plaguedvenice 4 года назад

He talks so gently... I really like it

@victoriousjod6997 5 лет назад

'Dis guy, all about delivery and storytelling using great metaphors 👌 Great standup!

@quinceyb921 5 лет назад

This dude's a legend

@henrydimatteo145 5 лет назад

Watching my daughter grow I can see she's heading this way.I'm going to be the pinata though

@dryphtxbox1549 4 года назад

this guy is actually hilarious lol, its always nice to see talent in comics that arent as mainstream as others.

@JO-iv7tl 21 день назад

If a live action Futurama ever gets made he is Hermes. His story about his son is all the audition i needed.

@ChefPiggy 4 года назад

God bless comedians they make my days 10 times better !

@Timbo85 2 года назад

"I DON'T NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!" 🤣

@cassandrasmith2727 5 лет назад

He is delightfully funny. My first time seeing him.

@BaxxyNut 4 года назад

The way he talks lmao, and the way he changed when he read his poem. perfect lol

@jamesgreen5168 4 года назад

This dude is Cleveland Brown for real lol I'm sold on this one. Someone should definitely hire him to do some live action skits....

@maxprice8476 4 года назад

This dude is a comic genius

@bigwev101 3 года назад

Voice change @5:30 “I don’t need no new friends” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@JordanReedYT 5 лет назад

Ron is like zen master or the Dalai Lama of comedy! 😂😎👌🏽

@mokdis00 4 года назад

this guy is really good . Funny and positive, something I needed a dose of today. Thank you!

@gravysamich 5 лет назад

god damn this man is funny!

@SunFlowerBabyyy 5 лет назад

Hilarious!!!! First time seeing one of his stand ups lpl

@stanfordgaming1328 5 лет назад

Ikr Hmu!

@Regimeshifts 4 года назад

oh, you in for treat. hes really enjoyable and fun to watch

@plaguedvenice 4 года назад

3:18 the little hand gesture is a really nice touch

@SaltyLordSalmon 4 года назад

anyone else think he sounds like old greg the entire time?

@GamingStar1995 4 года назад

Legend in the making. Hope he goes big. Get you some Cleveland Brown

@haemusic1 2 года назад

awesome delivery!

@DoctorBrute 4 года назад

Dammit! I go to say he sounds like Cleveland Brown and of course its the first comment🤣🤣

@bigd2911 5 лет назад

Bro always kills me😂😂😂

@hanssolo3238 3 года назад

Me throughout the video: “I guess the King Shark voice isn’t natural for him.” I DONT NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!!! “THERE it is!”

@alicecheran3273 5 лет назад

First time seeing your work!

@DS-cp5su 5 лет назад

I once saw a dude in his 40s hit on a girl who was like my age (23-24) in the reply section to a comment she posted on a RU-vid video. I thought it was funny and clowned him for it. But after seeing your thumbnail. I get it now.

@alicecheran3273 5 лет назад

@@DS-cp5su lolllll

@erops9 4 года назад

mans is hilarious, gotta get more of him on stage

@allieclement9332 4 года назад

One of the only videos on this channel I have actually laughed out loud the entire time

@sophiathekitty 4 года назад

Too much shrooms is a good description of the sensory overload experience I have as an autistic person.

@danialhowe9814 Год назад

5:25 MY NEW PHOME MESSAGE lol

@sunniallwein86 4 года назад

I hit like even before watching it. It's the title of the clip, it speaks to my soul 🖤💁‍♀️

@Kuazzy 4 года назад

Rons Cadence is unmatched, too funny

@mrjrolmeda2nd107 4 года назад

It's a damned good thing I was on the toilet whilst watching this because I just totally shat!

@federicovelarde8113 5 лет назад

I’ve always wanted to see a live action version of Cleveland brown

@DakodaOK 4 года назад

Run Funches is fucking adorable. I've been a huge fan of him since @Midnight started.

@stephenjams 4 года назад

i like watching ron funchess now and then watching his older stuff after. gives me a weird trip.

@Tokyo4evs93 3 года назад

If there is ever a live action family guy show, then here is your Cleveland.

@thegreatders344 5 лет назад

I'm glad I'm not the only one getting a Cleveland Brown vibe lol

@MxCP11 4 года назад

I didn’t know King Shark did stand-up comedy

@ScorpionKING-qn2er 4 года назад

I just watched the first season of Harley Quinn, this made me laugh HARD!!! Well played.....

@Whosaskin 4 года назад

Sir, that's Fox... Member of the Crimsom Light

@blacca537 Год назад

2:18 on... I WASN'T READY 🤣🤣🤣!!!

@Madfattdeeb 4 года назад

"I thought me dressed as Lady Liberty dancing to One Nation Under a Groove has to be a skinheads version of the apocalypse " 😂😂😂 I want a tshirt that says this!!

@SkilesHasFun 9 месяцев назад

Incredible poetry.

@pandora2182 3 года назад

He’s like a mix between a heavy young and funny Morgan Freeman, and a very real life Cleveland. I stole that last reference from a bunch of the comments because it was ridiculously accurate. That giggle tho!