This hilarious skit was performed by Troop 532 of Helena, AL. At the very end, you can hear Daniel Wright telling me to put this on RU-vid. Your wish is my command, Daniel.
I heard the scoutmaster one go, "If I were not a boy scout, I'd tell ya what I'd be. If I were not a boy scout a scoutmaster I would be. There's the trail, it's not far. You guys walk, I'll take the car."
This is actually a very well traveled skit. The staff at the camp we went to every summer did a variation. Brings back memories to see this troop do their own twist on it!
I've been in Scouting in one way or another most of my life and seen many, many skit shows over the years... I've seen this performed lots of times, but NEVER as fantastically flawless, inventive and funny as this! Sending that troop lots of love from England x Ps. Please totally ignore the rude, ignorant and worthless comments; hugely un-scouting and quite frankly embarrassing!
Forgot UPS man. (while repeatedly smashing the box in anyway possible) FRAGILE!!! FRAGILE!!! (and now stopping and holding it out) Here's your package ma'am.
William red fern I am currently a registered star scout and I can tell you scouting in general is a hell a ton a fun especially summer camp so if I were you I'd get that uniform on right now to shut the f**k up
I had done this skit yesterday, well, I was at AOL camp, and the staff did it. It looked a lot like this, but some of them where different and/or swapped. We did left to right, swapped some of the positions, and the boxer was captain America. "Truth, justice, and for America! Also, we did the most recent to least recent. I know that is just like what you, but we also did a carpenter instead of the one before lunch lady, dd not do lunch lady, the cow had its own, and it would scream "MOOOOOOO". We also skipped preacher, and had girl scout as our last one, after that, they all screamed and ran away. They didn't even do the rest of the song, as soon as they said that, they all ran away and sat down, besides the guy running the campfire, whatever his name is.
We did that at Camp Bunn in Illinois. Instead of just random jobs we imitated our counselors. Mine was "If I weren't a Boy Scout there's somethin I would be, if I weren't a Boy Scout, a shooting instructor I would be, shoot this shoot that, that is not a weapon!!!!
I know this says Camp Mike, and maybe I'm wrong... but that certainly does look like Comer Scout Reservation. I love this skit by the way. Keep up the scout sprit.
If this is Camp Comer, they probably did the OA call-out at that campfire - so all OA brothers were to wear the sash. It's appropriate. But thanks for pointing it out. Always good to police the behavior of others.
hopefully we got "Kyle Gunter'" comment removed. To Troop 532- you guys are awesome- keep up the good work. it's scouts like you that make the younger ones come back each year!
You forgot the best one! "If I were not a boy scout, I'd tell ya what I'd be. If I were not a boy scout a GIRL scout I would be!" "eww, a bug, skwish it in the mud!"
nice! the way i saw the skit it was: 1: fairy dust, fairy dust, fairy dust for all of us 2: (scoutmaster) do this! do that! i gotta take a nap 3: (teenage girl) kari and josh, oh my gosh 4: (football player)im big! im great! 2+2 is 8 5:(professor) thats it! no more! 2+2 is 4!
What was your funniest experience with this skit? Mine was when we were doing skits near a lake. this dude in my troop decided he would be a riptide, and yeeted me into the water. I was in on this one tho.
@Isingbettrthanbieber Here's another one: Elmo I would be: NEAR (runs away) FAR (x2) Note: Make this the first one, because the more tired the guy gets from running, the funnier it gets.
that boxer needs ot know how to act and not make a fool of himself also he messed up in the first part he stoppedbut other than that this skit was very well set out
heres a few more: if i were not a boy scout: a girl scout i would be: ding dong want tot buy some cookies a tree i would be: im sooo glamorous a lumberjack i would be: chop a tree chop a tree i hate ecology a waitress i would be: cookies cream sugar? how bout some of me pauly d i would be: a girl here a girl there now i got to do my hair a post i would be: ppooooosssssttttt a fire fighter i would be: drop the baby drop the baby drop the baby splat... and thats only a few of them!
I don't know if you're in contact with this troop . But as a general concept they should not be wearing their OA sashes at general functions like this. Only on OA nights or at Chapel is the sash acceptable.
I would like to know the lyrics of this game to perform it in my country with my scout group, i'm from Colombia, can anybody help me with this mission?
IN THE UK AS A BOY (NOT A SCOUT I HASTEN TO ADD) WE USED TO LISTEN TO SCOUTS TALKING ABOUT DIRTY MASTERS AND TENTS ect, AT THE TIME WE THOUGHT WAS FUNNY, BUT LATER I THOUGHT THIS IS NOT RIGHT THEN IT ALL CAME OUT IN THE PRESS BUT WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG, NOW I KNOW WHY MY FARTHER WOULD NEVER LET ME JOIN ,,
