Can 11-year old phenom carry Northern Ireland (didn’t even know this was a country) to a Word Cup🏆? Even if you are not a soccer fan, this video is a must watch! 2000 likes??😈😈
My father played a game against nutmeg in 1988 and said the man was such a monster that the entire team had a pair of brass knuckles to knock him out during a steal. La Nutmeg ended up scoring 23 on them and kicked a guys teeth out during a steal, the brass knuckles were useless, father said "we should have brought a pistol" what a f'ing legend
OMG MAYBE MY FATHER WAS UR FATHERS TEAMMATE IT WAS ALSO IN 1988 AND THE SAME STORY (but it was 24-0) but the biased ref decided 1 to be offside so technically 23-0
@@dolabomiadewole4818 is true, my father's teammate, yevghini, suffered tremendous face trauma. They sat him out for the rest of the game and brought in a second string fielder. Slaughter is merely a comparison to reality
The reason lanutmeg got benched in the first few minutes was because he organized an army of over 100,000 and invaded England and stole the queens crown. He then broke it down for new hair dye. The people of England were so shook by this incident and that is why they got absolutely swamp donkeyed on in the final.
Next episode should be LaNutmeg reuniting Ireland by taking Galway United or Athlone town from the second tier of Irish football to the champions league
LaNutmeg was benched after the unfortunate lost goal to Germany after which he has sent every single german player including the coach and the ref to the hospital
my father didn’t play in that match BUT he played in the 1998 match You see,in the 80s LaNutMeg was just a beginner but when my father played with him 9 years later with legends like Zidane,Thierry Henry,Peter crouch etc they STILL got cooked. It was so bad at half time they got 20 more pro players but they lost even worse,It was a 40 v 1 and LaNutMeg won 109-0(should of been 156-0 but ref rigged it) It was so bad 12 of the players got injuries and guns started to be fired.In response LaNutMeg shoots the ball into the shooters face killing him instantly.My dad then got out a crowbar and started hammering his legs but to no prevail. (this was the 1998 World Cup FINAL) 800 gunshots hit LaNutMeg but he continued scoring another 34 goals. Eventually a fly slide bombed his leg in the 90th minute making his prime end. The LaNutMeg you see in the video is NOT in his prime if he was in his prime all these players on one team would still lose. LANUTMEG IS THE GOATT
i just noticed that the ball they were using were the jabulani ball, and it would take incredible ball control to even accurately kick that ball, all the more reasons that make LaNutmeg Field Fairy IV the GOAT of soccer
Considering this seems to show England playing under the United Kingdom flag for some reason, and the United Kingdom includes Northern Ireland, LaNutmeg kinda beat himself.
Relatively speaking; Portugal contained Field Fairy … only 10 goals is an off match for LaNutmeg. I once saw him score 25 goals against North Korea & that was just in the 1st half.
Legend has it that LaNutmeg was benched for impregnating 2 unnamed English duchesses and a random Spanish Lady during a wild night of passion. It was later discovered that the crown jewels were traded in order to get to the tape back.
In Argentina it has become illegal to say nutmeg and is punishable by death due to Field Fairy’s dominance of Argentina. 1️⃣2️⃣ has also been removed from Argentina’s numbers to protect people who have suffered serious PTSD from the game.
I always have your shorts recommend to me,but I want to know who's Lasteroid, he's everybodys cousin,this lanutmeg ,ladishwasher...he is cousins with everyone
only unrealistic thing, despite being badass, 69 can not be worn at International Level. The squad at any FIFA tournament must use 1-23 (or 26 depending on how many are allowed in each tournament). Ecuador got in trouble because they wanted to retire a number for a player that died, and FIFA Was like Nope! Wish it was not like that, But FIFA are stricter than anyone else. At Club Level, depending on the league, any number is allowed. In England it is a okay, as it Italy and the US, but France has rules for the Cup, not league, and La Liga in Spain has a rule where Senior players must play with numbers 1-25, and Junior players play with 26-50, but most leagues are pretty loose.
LaNutmeg was benched for taking a swamp donkey ride on the coaches daughter but was given a pass due to that being his price for delivering a world cup.
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