LaNutmeg vs All-Time Greats: Match of the Century 

I sold my car, house, college tuition, pet monkey, and girlfriend and still couldn’t afford tickets to this game. Get this guy on the cover of the next EA FC.

LaNutmeg is so good, that he revived 2 legends to play against them.

im dying maradona and salah at cb 💀💀

If you listen closely, you can hear the ball moan every time LaNutmeg touches it. Truly the greatest ball fondler of soccer

I was at this match. I scoured every international ticket outlet possible and miraculously found an available ticket. It was for a single spot way up in the handicap section next to the bathrooms, and that seat still set me back a cool $ 157,000 but I came out smelling like roses because I snuck into the locker room and had LaNutmeg sign a jersey for me which I sold at auction for 1.3 million Euros.

As Puka Nacua, The Widest Reciever, me and my gigantic tallywacker can confirm LaNutmeg is the G.O.A.T. of fútbol.

That was insane. I’ve never seen lanotmeg play like that

I definitely don’t regret selling my house, car, food, water, college tuition, parents, siblings, my pet cat, my pet dog, my other pet cat, and my electronics (except for this one) to watch that match.

We are truly blessed to be alive at the same time as LaNutmeg 🙏🙏🙏😊

LaNutmeg is the best athlete I have ever witnessed! I sold my car, house, and wife and still couldn’t afford tickets to this game 😈

I robbed Fort Knox and was still only able to afford a seat right behind a pillar obstructing 95% of view in the very back row next to the slave bathrooms with the communal sponge. Still the best experience of my life

I had to sell most of my vital organs to watch this game and I don't regret it!

Ticket prices got too high, so I called a buddy who gave me an airlift via his helicopter. I was able to get on the roof with binoculars to watch the game before the nearby anti aircraft unit shot him down. I got word he died as his helicopter crashed outside, but the fans were so loud that nobody noticed. However, I knew that LaNutmeg would score for him. LaNutmeg won for my homie. I’m a RCFC for life.

Literally took off work and school to watch the greatest game of all time 🔥🔥🔥🔥

love your vids they are hilariouskeep working hard 🤗

My eyes couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I had to sell my liver just to have enough money to even open this video! I would sell my foot, eye, tongue, brain, and heart just to be in the presence of Field Fairy.

I was one of the people who spent everything I had on a nosebleed ticket. I can’t graduate next semester because I can’t pay the tuition. Completely worth it to watch the 🐐

I will tell my Grandchildren where I was for this historic game. They will know of the 11 year old phenom and his family of greats.

LaNutmeg needs to be on the cover asap

He’s going to be on the now FIFA game and bro is already in history🥶

Dammit this video is epic. By the way I love your voice overs and every other video.💯

I was there. It was incredible. You should have seen LaNutmeg handle these overrated bums. Get this man to 1 million!

The Greatest RU-vid Channel of our Generation

lanutmeg field fairy the IV is the best soccer player of all time. he really should own all of these 'legends' and he clearly did here. I wish he was my dad❤

I soled both of my kidneys and kids to see this and it was worth it

LaNutmeg can only score goals with his left foot! GOAT has no limitations!

I’m surprised LaNutmeg didn’t get a red card in the first 10 minutes

Bro I never thought you would make this video

Absolute unbelievable

40-15 to LaNutmeg is my Half-time prediction. LETS GO RED CARD FC

He needs to be on the next cover of fc 25

I don’t stop watching this guy

Bro I’m watching this at 4am, that jumpscare actually got me a bit

La nutmeg field fairy the 4th😂😂😂

Lanutmeg The 🐐

“Attack wins you games, defence wins you titles”. Sir Alex Ferguson

This is the craziest game I’ve ever seen. I sold my car,house,and dog to see it

best game of my life I spend my life spendings on a ticket to watch the proper GOAT in action

Prediction before watching : he wins but gets ejected before the game ends so its a draw

Bro deserves a million because he puts hard work into each and every video

I love how he put it on beginner mode

I love your vids their SO FUNNY keep posting

BILLIONS OF PEOPLE TUNED TO WATCH LANUTMEG DROP 40 GOALS🔥🐐

LaNutmeg is the hero we don’t deserve.

1 hour gang 👇

We are lucky to have this guy showe the game

Come at me feild fairy, it’s called Football.

The Greatest Game of All Time 🔥🔥

I can't belive that nobody realised that Lanutmeg scored all these missiles against his old club

THE FOOTBALLER NEVER FAIL US

That FieldFairy penalty is going to location G

LaNutMeg doesn’t play soccer, soccer plays him

I love the lanutmeg family🎉 there covers with be legendary

Lanutmeg needs to get 100 ballon dors and more awards for this,especially the world cup

"Insane missile snipe from a different zip code" 😂

Bro grabbed the reboot

He needs te be the cover of FIFA every year😂😂 for real he Is the best🎉🎉😂

“The midget from Argentina” gets me every time 🤣

Bruh nutmeg the grim reaper brought back 2 legends and murdered 11😅

Blud has the setting on easy mode💀💀💀

Red card fc is the best team in the world to have such a great player scoring in every minute of the game

What a guy. He's even a child destroying the legends

My guy was playing on beginner difficulty 😂😂😂

it will be insane if lanutmeg scores a goal in his own half

I had to sell my kidney for tickets to this game:(

This is one of the wildest ways someone has tried to give themselves euphoria. Just taking a card, give it 200 stat on everything and match it up with legends who actually exist. Talk about fantasy worlds.

Love from 🇳🇬 Nigeria

"The chick from Norway" 😂

800k let’s go!!!

I remember when I went to the game ❤❤❤ it was awesome

This Nigerian team is go goated you should do a vid where you have multiple players in the daddy hack family in one sport.

LaNutmeg doesnt need a team, A team needs LaNutmeg 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣

“The chick from Norway” lol

After I heard the ninja turtle looking French guys I started laughing so hard

The best game ever he should make the cover

“mbap eye” gold AI

La nutmeg being goalie

i sold my eye, liver,lung and leg still couldnt afford it

the guy who invented football used to skip school to watch LaNutmeg play

La nutmeg made courtouis look like xqc at the sidemen charity match

If you look at his end game stats it says he tried to shoot it 63/38 times

Road to a million

Can we get a laclapbomb vid?

Football, wait, why are my legs broken?

dude was offside and still became a goal

only 11 years old, its crazy

I was a ball boy in the game and its crazy

Halland: This chick from Norway😂

We need a tennis player 😂

INCREASE THE SHOT SPEED! LaNutmeg needs to hold the record for the fastest and most powerful shot ever, i mean like supersonic speed.

NAH I WANNA SEE THIS IN REAL LIFE

He is playing the game

This is to good That I bought a ticket for alot and luckly I was put in on the match and ran to lanutmeg and asked for a picture👍🏼 I guessed D

I noticed that there was Sancho bruhhh its not a team of janitors 💀💀💀

Honestly it’s crazy that he only shows lanutmeg running

I knew he was gonna shoot it at D

Lanutmeg so tough he don't need defenders cause he injured them all

I sold evrything I own to go to this match it was amazing I afforded to watch it on tv

Witness greatness (A)

I love how they call messi "Midget from argentia"