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Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (With Red Dwarf Night introduction) 

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Red Dwarf Night (1998)

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@LazarouDave
@LazarouDave 4 года назад
Something about Chloe Annett in a constant state of "Oh god now what" keeps making me laugh. And that rice switch at 21:29 onwards was absolutely perfect 🤣🤣
@cste1845
@cste1845 3 года назад
I think she was laughing a few times when she covered her face lol
@Rhewin
@Rhewin 5 лет назад
The only people to make Ainsley Harriet legitimately angry.
@AndrewChapman
@AndrewChapman 9 лет назад
What a night Red Dwarf night was. I will never forget it.
@jamesfry8983
@jamesfry8983 9 лет назад
Andrew Chapman same here I've been a long standing member of the official fan club for 10 years now
@farseerflore9512
@farseerflore9512 9 лет назад
+Andrew Chapman Too true! Channel 4''s Beavis and Butthead: Moronathon was pretty good too. Another one that got taped for sure!
@TheOtherMoose
@TheOtherMoose 7 лет назад
james fry how can I join the fan club
@anonynony4410
@anonynony4410 4 года назад
It was the peak of my 12th year on earth, maybe. That and pirating all the cable channels.
@damimates
@damimates 3 года назад
i was born in 2009 so im confuse
@Fricasso79
@Fricasso79 2 года назад
I remember watching this when it aired. At the time, Can't Cook Won't Cook was on ALL THE TIME (it ran for a mind-boggling 685 episodes in the space of 5 years) so this skit seemed entirely normal. Now, after 23 years, having not seen Can't Cook Won't Cook in over two decades, this is among the more bizarre things I've ever seen. Of all the things to do with the Red Dwarf crew, having them participate in a now obscure 90s cooking show seems like the most off the wall bonkers idea.
@cheapcarstateofmind3670
@cheapcarstateofmind3670 Год назад
I agree. This stinks
@rosePetrichor
@rosePetrichor Год назад
I get the feeling that when the BBC tasked them with filling an entire night with Red Dwarf related content, they started scraping the barrel pretty early. Given that the other programmes were a painfully bad Dwarf themed University Challenge episode and a commentary/documentary called 'The Red Dwarf A-Z' (G is for GELF, R is for Rimmer), I think you can tell how much padding they had to do. Which other BBC shows from the time could they have used, though? They couldn't build any new sets or anything
@TomLaios
@TomLaios 10 лет назад
There is a range of kitchen appliances, popular here in Australia,called Smeg.They never fail to put me into "smirk mode".
@Walsh2571
@Walsh2571 10 лет назад
Yep, makes me laugh everyday when I put something in the dishwasher.
@leighburne4098
@leighburne4098 5 лет назад
You can get Smeg fridges here in the UK too. Nearly spat my breakfast out the first time I saw one round a friend's house.
@Saucyakld
@Saucyakld 5 лет назад
Same as me in New Zealand hahaha, cheers up my morning mood!
@HereticDuo
@HereticDuo 4 года назад
I'm guessing whoever named those appliances doesnt know the definition of "smeg" or that it's the shortened name for "smegma"
@Moondog-wc4vm
@Moondog-wc4vm 4 года назад
@@HereticDuo Oh they knew! They were way ahead of Doug and Rob and they smirk smugly every time someone uses them. cool my cream in the smeg, laughter. Heat my sauce on the smeg. Laughter. Hey, where did the makers name this kitchen shit? Falling on the floor and writhing with mirth comedy! All hail the Smeg guys becausee they made Red Dwarf possible, maybe!
@97channel
@97channel 9 лет назад
It's interesting to note that this came between season 7 and 8, because the humor really recaptures the vibe of series' 5 and 6. The sharp one liners and the cast having their characters completely perfected.
@viking4130
@viking4130 Год назад
Sir Patrick Stewart, Captain Piccard , doing the Rimmer special Salute , hilarious and priceless.
@Diablo_Himself
@Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад
Yep. Well, there was a problem back in the day between Star Trek and Red Dwarf. Though, apparently, Patrick is a big fan of the series.
@Skymouth
@Skymouth 7 лет назад
Patrick Stewart saluting like Rimmer for the win!
@morphman86
@morphman86 7 лет назад
That's one of the roles that landed him a part in Family Guy. Before this, he hadn't done comedy on TV yet, save for a few corny bits in TNG that looked absolutely horrible (not his fault though). And in turn, seeing that Stewart could do both serious drama and over-the-top comedy, Saulnier decided to approach him with the script for Green Room, to see if he could be scary as well.
@fernandogarajalde4066
@fernandogarajalde4066 5 лет назад
SIR Patrick Stewart to us mortals... :)
@vlada
@vlada 5 лет назад
that was epicly unexpected.
@vlada
@vlada 5 лет назад
@@fernandogarajalde4066 I'll show respect & admiration to Mr Stewart but no to bullshit titles from parasitic "royalty".
@EmpyrionBlackthorn
@EmpyrionBlackthorn 4 года назад
That made me so happy.
@howmuchbsisthis
@howmuchbsisthis 11 лет назад
the look on chloe's face the whole time was absolutly priceless
@Blisterdude123
@Blisterdude123 11 месяцев назад
The occasional cutaway to her expressions of increasing horror are perfect.
@Diablo_Himself
@Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад
Sexiest Kochanski ever!
@KRPTV
@KRPTV Год назад
When Kochanski hits Lister with the frying pan at 9:35 it has the same sound effect as the one that Vic hits Bob with!😄😄😄
@BlaiddDrwg2009
@BlaiddDrwg2009 11 лет назад
"Me bloody rice is burning!" "Well that's not very professional, is it?" "SHUT UP!" LOL! XD
@gamelegend7765
@gamelegend7765 6 лет назад
nearly peed myself! hahaha
@nicholaskraft6290
@nicholaskraft6290 Год назад
@@gamelegend7765 been there. Peein right now lil brother.
@nostalgiaof98
@nostalgiaof98 10 месяцев назад
Keith Floyd was only 50 quid more you know!
@BlaiddDrwg2009
@BlaiddDrwg2009 10 месяцев назад
@nostalgiaof98 thanks for bringing me back to a 10 year old comment 😅🤣
@CaptainBollocks....
@CaptainBollocks.... 2 месяца назад
@Blaiddrwg2009 At least we know you're still alive 😂
@nicholascrow8133
@nicholascrow8133 Год назад
Only the red dwarf crew could upstage Ainsley, only Ainsley could upstage the red dwarf crew... perfect... I love how Clare looks genuinely concerned for the boys at times!
@XFactor5a
@XFactor5a 7 месяцев назад
This version of Kochanski was Chloe Annett not Clare Grogan
@MrClarkyson
@MrClarkyson 8 лет назад
no wonder lister failed the chefs exam...lol
@smokeylee1986
@smokeylee1986 10 лет назад
It was broadcast way back in 1998. I remember I was at school looking forward to it all day, Red Dwarf night lol. I think it was broadcast inbetween series seven and eight.
@lauravturner
@lauravturner 9 лет назад
Listening to Patrick Stewart talk shit about Red Dwarf is the best thing I have ever heard x'D Not because I dislike Red Dwarf - I adore Red Dwarf... I just think hearing Captain Picard talk crap (in his monotone voice) about another sci-fi television show is hysterical.
@Diablo_Himself
@Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад
Have you seen Patrick on Robert Llewelyn's Carpool series...?
@declanmurphy2601
@declanmurphy2601 8 лет назад
Brilliant stuff! Red Dwarf is one of my favourite TV shows. Can't believe that this was made 17 years ago! Feel very old
@Diablo_Himself
@Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад
Same Glad the American series didn't take off.
@rubyrose9465
@rubyrose9465 11 лет назад
I love the part where Craig chucks a piece of chicken at Ainsley Harriot!
@polkadot8788
@polkadot8788 4 года назад
Now we need a red dwarf masterchef special 🤣
@missfox5830
@missfox5830 11 лет назад
The benefit of this is you get to watch Lister throw some raw chicken at Ainsley. I have to admit I played that part a lot and then nearly went unconscious from laughing too much.
@jaybee9552
@jaybee9552 Год назад
It was 23.22 for me. Rimmer's and Dwayne's attempts at the Ainsley hip circles 😅
@morphing_erebus
@morphing_erebus 10 лет назад
I shed some tears laughing, especially near the end and the coriander trees. It looked like a mini forest in muddy ground with a bit of snow. XD
@iowadrummer7
@iowadrummer7 10 лет назад
Thanks for uploading, Ace!...What a guy...
@Dazaken
@Dazaken 9 лет назад
the greatest show to ever air!! Boys from the Dwarf!!
@MrBasildonboy
@MrBasildonboy 9 лет назад
Heaven forbid should they do this with Gordon Ramsay!
@1987MartinT
@1987MartinT 8 лет назад
+Benjamin Ditch I think he'd scream their fucking heads off.
@MrBasildonboy
@MrBasildonboy 8 лет назад
Indeed
@darthgorthaur258
@darthgorthaur258 7 лет назад
your not the only one to come up with this idea, guess it's in the air somewhere lol
@lmordro
@lmordro 4 года назад
Honestly I think Ramsey would be nicer to them than this smeghead was. This AH was an A H, to the whole cast.
@Diablo_Himself
@Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад
It would be fun Maybe Gordon could be really nice to Rimmer and hate the others...?
@kilimenjiro3753
@kilimenjiro3753 7 лет назад
The funny thing is Danny and Chris do seem to have some cooking skill already, even if they had to steel Ainsley's stuff.
@Channel-ij5px
@Channel-ij5px 6 лет назад
If kryten hadn’t corrupted his files he would be a master
@raphthebard1616
@raphthebard1616 Месяц назад
The way Chloe Arnett was just traumatised the entire time
@TheChrisHype
@TheChrisHype 2 месяца назад
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Danny John-Jules genuinely impressive chopping skills?
@LordSpleach
@LordSpleach 11 лет назад
Oh God. I never thought I'd see Captain Picard do a Rimmer Salute.
@dermie52
@dermie52 6 лет назад
"Goodbye, Ace Rimmer. You were a most worthy adversary!"
@stitcha123
@stitcha123 5 лет назад
I remember thinking even at the time Danny's mad chopping skills
@JamesPlaysGames95
@JamesPlaysGames95 4 года назад
I love Craig's reaction "he's going very fast!"
@vickykeeler-schofield3744
@vickykeeler-schofield3744 9 месяцев назад
I love how Dwayne Dibbley got a bigger cheer than The Cat!
@DonnaLang42rockglobally
@DonnaLang42rockglobally 6 лет назад
If the rest of Red Dwarf Night was that much fun, then it would have been an epic night.
@leereadman9940
@leereadman9940 6 лет назад
l cant beleive it was in the 80's omg thats so long ago l still watch it now even my grandkids watch it too brilliant show have always loved it tfs
@CaptainBollocks....
@CaptainBollocks.... 2 месяца назад
This was in the 90s lol
@seanjones3746
@seanjones3746 3 года назад
Sad thing is that there can never be another one of these RD nights. I will always Cherish this one though.
@Indexfinger27
@Indexfinger27 Год назад
I think I was a bit young to remember this. I remember Red dwarf itself all the kids used to play it in the school playground we were only like seven or eight years old at the time. We would watch the latest episode the night before, and the next day, all the kids would be reanacting it on breaks and lunchtime. Everyone was arguing on who's going to play Ace Rimmer.😂 LoL memories are great. The best days of my life, from then on, life got more complicated. Great days and a great show...😊
@DGneoseeker1
@DGneoseeker1 10 лет назад
How the HELL did I not know that this existed until 2013!? I watched Red Dwarf pretty much all the way through.
@isabellerose8978
@isabellerose8978 Год назад
2023 for me!
@railimarotto2561
@railimarotto2561 3 года назад
Oh my God, it's the "yea boi" meme
@devincreislerstudios
@devincreislerstudios Год назад
This channel is a fever dream.
@Mighty_Light
@Mighty_Light 3 года назад
7:36 I love how Ainsley wants to shake hands with Rimmer but it just won't happen :D hillarious
@mathewdewsbury9456
@mathewdewsbury9456 Месяц назад
25:29 Love this part where Ainsley noticed hes got the wrong pot. 😂
@meraakyaa
@meraakyaa 11 лет назад
This is hilarious thank you so much for the upload!
@Jete385
@Jete385 2 года назад
🤣 at 12:41 the way Rimmer looks at Dwane, never caught that before!
@helenl3193
@helenl3193 2 года назад
Lol, me neither, thanks for the tip! 🤣
@RetroAdzz
@RetroAdzz Год назад
Rimmer always has the best facial expressions 🤣
@Diablo_Himself
@Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад
Pretty much spot on for how Rimmer WOULD look at him too.
@hilaryross6330
@hilaryross6330 18 дней назад
The first time I have seen this!I am honoured 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉❤😊
@Smegheadization
@Smegheadization 11 лет назад
i love red dwarf i have seen all them more -than a hundred times
@sarcasmo57
@sarcasmo57 7 лет назад
Thanks Mr Stewart.
@michaelmartin9022
@michaelmartin9022 9 лет назад
Jesus, I was 14 when this came out. Not as funny as I remember. But then again, I had only just discovered those books at the time.
@PaulPlaysMinecraft
@PaulPlaysMinecraft 6 лет назад
how have i missed this for so long
@Tim_3100
@Tim_3100 9 лет назад
still funny all these years on
@2429Ryanspeer
@2429Ryanspeer 6 лет назад
Lister: "he's going very fast" Ainsley Harriott "be careful be careful: Lister: OH SHUT UP!!!😂😂😂
@vincentcushnahan5292
@vincentcushnahan5292 4 года назад
So FUNNY ALL THESE YEARS later Much needed in these times
@jamesfield1674
@jamesfield1674 2 года назад
So mad just love the posse and the delightful Kochanski 😊 of course
@Prickmyfingeronarose
@Prickmyfingeronarose 7 лет назад
Wow am I the only one who laughed through the whole of this? I thought it was really funny! I think seeing them go in and out of character (especially Chris) was adorable! Plus who doesn't want to see a cooking show with Duane Dibbly and the boys from the dwarf in it! BUT I do agree that Kochanski standing there in the corner bugged me... it's like she didn't know what to do with herself? They should have had her either participate more or just be out of shot while the boys got on with it, smegheads.
@leighburne4098
@leighburne4098 5 лет назад
No, I love this, I think it's hilarious! I'm so glad they included it on the DVDs.
@harrykershaw8329
@harrykershaw8329 3 года назад
Well, let’s face it, Chris is always adorable.
@nicholaskraft6290
@nicholaskraft6290 Год назад
bro snmegheads unite!!! fosho
@Br0teas
@Br0teas 5 лет назад
Thats the Emporer Uriel Septim VII at the beginning.
@icemanlj2k7
@icemanlj2k7 2 месяца назад
The constant look of dread on Chloes face the entire time was priceless. Also pretty well founded given how uncooked chicken can kill you, plus watching them goof about when she has to eat whatever they make. They really should have done something else haha
@SteampunkResistance
@SteampunkResistance 9 лет назад
14:57 that's how I walk down the street o.O
@anniesauras_rex
@anniesauras_rex 10 лет назад
This will always make me smile :)
@KaiserRika
@KaiserRika 11 лет назад
The flavour of the Pot Noodle: Mackerel Ice Cream.
@djlabylunajrock2817
@djlabylunajrock2817 9 лет назад
Too bad that Cat leave too fast. I love the Cat.
@87654321j
@87654321j 8 месяцев назад
A little bit of tossing we like a bit of that 😂
@Diablo_Himself
@Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад
Anyone else thinking Danny John Jules is a bit of a chef? The way he slices some of those ingredients... Cat should have come back and stole the food at the end.
@takeshihiraoka5310
@takeshihiraoka5310 7 лет назад
insane! but funny as hell! shame I didn't get to see this.
@railimarotto2561
@railimarotto2561 5 лет назад
This episode sure has a lot of Rimmer and Cat moments, even though Cat is in his Dyan state, but still
@RinaDasler
@RinaDasler 8 лет назад
always makes me laugh
@nicholaskraft6290
@nicholaskraft6290 Год назад
I totalyy didn't watch this with my kids and totally definately never not at all with my best friedns kidz
@SpicyDragonWings
@SpicyDragonWings 8 лет назад
Mark Chapman doing the continuity xD
@Dim4323
@Dim4323 Год назад
Ainsley harriot is a riot
@erosion271
@erosion271 10 месяцев назад
This is canonically the last scene from the original era of Red Dwarf. Rimmer back as a hologram with Koshanski after the events of Only the Good
@DemonKingOFFICIAL
@DemonKingOFFICIAL 2 года назад
This is awesome
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 7 лет назад
25:36 "YOU KNICKED MY POT!!!" LOL
@sambee8982
@sambee8982 10 лет назад
lol, this episode is screamingly funny! Paticularly the bits where Ainsley gets really cross with the crew, especially the bit where the crew brought in some bizarre and unhygienic ingredients for the show! But I think that bit was inspired from Ready Steady Cook, where contestants bring in ingredients for the chef from their own shopping under a fiver. To me it sounds like an episode of can't cook won't cook gone wrong! 
@Diablo_Himself
@Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад
Ready Steady Smeg?
@sambee8982
@sambee8982 4 месяца назад
@@Diablo_Himself Yeah, it could be....
@Diablo_Himself
@Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад
@@sambee8982 Could be a whole series: Goit's Kitchen... Ramsay's Gimboid Nightmares... MasterSmeg... Great British Smeg Off... How about Smeg Apprentice? Dragon's Goit? Gimboid News? The Daily Smeg?
@TheAlexHJrShow
@TheAlexHJrShow 7 лет назад
this was everything i thought it would be and more
@LeeOCGaming
@LeeOCGaming 6 лет назад
brilliant intro
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 8 лет назад
22:09 Naughty Duane!
@user-pk8fv7xv5e
@user-pk8fv7xv5e 3 года назад
Childish but funny. It made me forget my cold, for half an hour
@JARedwolf100
@JARedwolf100 7 лет назад
The British have an outstanding talent in making the best Sci/fi comedies, especially with a low budget and terrible costumes which just makes it more...alluring then any fancy high budget CGI stuff. Another British sci/fi comedy that has this flair, granted it's nowhere near as good as Red Dwarf, and it is called Hyperdrive. Shame Hyperdrive only had a two season run but it has elements of Red Dwarf and such that makes it very fun to watch.
@bigtree7721
@bigtree7721 3 года назад
Thanks, I'll check that out!
@gamingcrazy7013
@gamingcrazy7013 5 лет назад
Ainsley: THE BLOODY RICE IS BURNING!!!! Lister: Well, that's not very professional, isn't it? Ainsley: SHUT UP!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fernandogarajalde4066
@fernandogarajalde4066 5 лет назад
Hattie Hayridge (the 2nd "Holly") - I'm sure she CAN smeg and woud've smegged us a great dish! But the boys did it up well.
@Diablo_Himself
@Diablo_Himself 4 месяца назад
A computer screen wouldn't be able to cook though...?
@odraciskatube7725
@odraciskatube7725 Год назад
kryten trying his best to present the plate was genius droid comedy!
@bluesrocker91
@bluesrocker91 7 лет назад
Had no idea Ainsley Harriot was a G.E.L.F...
@bananabreadthenotsogreat9318
@bananabreadthenotsogreat9318 7 лет назад
that stands for geneticly engineered life form for those filthy non-smeg heads
@paigeturner9847
@paigeturner9847 6 лет назад
Would love to see a red dwarf/Hell’s Kitchen blend, lol
@nicholaskraft6290
@nicholaskraft6290 Год назад
it's obvious this was between beatles era and 9/11 c'mon
@zakthewarcat3172
@zakthewarcat3172 Год назад
OMG I didn't know this episode existed
@BlackVulpine
@BlackVulpine 2 года назад
Imagine we had Gordon Ramsay up in here!
@kate34101
@kate34101 2 года назад
I must have been 9 or 10 when I tried to follow this tutorial. I'm lucky my parents bought me the ingredients.
@andrewmccullough9334
@andrewmccullough9334 2 года назад
Patrick Stewart is a damn treasure
@ianevans4249
@ianevans4249 11 лет назад
simple class
@joshhutchison6201
@joshhutchison6201 4 года назад
lol - Brilliant :)
@danielfennessey
@danielfennessey 4 года назад
Future match of the day host Mark Chapman on continuity announcing duties.
@rhobi-jb9um
@rhobi-jb9um 3 года назад
Actually Kryton should have had no problem, after all he was the "domestic droid". That seems like it was just yesterday!
@michaelkroukamp692
@michaelkroukamp692 3 года назад
You nicked my pot I don't care don't talk to me!!! 😂👨🏿‍🍳
@gavinkurn
@gavinkurn 2 года назад
Red drawf my favorite show stands next to only fools and horses
@inthegrass11
@inthegrass11 3 года назад
Big Goblin Energy
@amythebuilderbear1298
@amythebuilderbear1298 8 лет назад
omg captain Picard
@mathewdewsbury9456
@mathewdewsbury9456 Месяц назад
10:09 The arrival of Dwayne Dibley.
@Fullagarmovies7251
@Fullagarmovies7251 9 лет назад
1/3 of the entire thing is setup and introduction... Sounds like series viii. ;)
@bananabreadthenotsogreat9318
@bananabreadthenotsogreat9318 7 лет назад
yup......series 8 was a complete and total and utter and heap and abundance and mountain of smeg
@danielfennessey
@danielfennessey 4 года назад
"OH SHUT UP!!!" XD
@mopanov
@mopanov 3 года назад
18:04 “I KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING. YOU THINK I’M BLIND?!!!!!”. 😅
@matthall3077
@matthall3077 Год назад
Recorded On Valentine’s Day 1998
@lukearoo
@lukearoo 11 месяцев назад
Why can't TV still be like this ?
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