Can You Beat Pizza Tower with ONLY D-Ranks? ( 

This challenge was fun to watch live, and see the progression happen in real time and YOU should join them when they happen 🔫

Broke: D-rank is the worst rank in Pizza Tower Woke: D-rank is a mirrored P-rank

I could argue that getting a D rank is harder than a P rank.

D rank outside of a boss fight is basically the “you’d have to legitimately trying to be this bad”

Gotta love how Wasteyard is always one of the hardest levels in every Pizza Tower challenge video

I love the scenes where peppino grabs and puts the enemies in a random spot 😂😂

I like that you limited how much damage you could take to make the challenge a lot more interesting! It was fun to watch

I love that Bloodsauce Dungeon is just as hard to D-rank as it is to P-rank

the fact The Final Judgement actually gives you a thumbs up as you actually did well on D-ranks as they are harder than P-ranks

The D-Rank is harder than the P-Rank when you limit how many times you can run into an enemy. Love it.

Glad I got to watch parts of this one live. This turned out a lot more interesting than I would've thought, given how low the cutoff is in most of these stages. I've never seen this much effort put into playing like a game journalist before.

It’s nice to see a challenge run from a game besides Bug Fables and Paper Mario, and I’ll love to see more.

I love how it takes more precision to D rank War than to P rank it

It's funny how fast youtube A.I chapters kick into a video that doesn't need them.

“Good job! That was awful” is so appropriate. It feels congratulatory and sarcastic at the same time

at 9:17 the reason the lap 2 theme started playing (the death I deservioli) doesn't only play at lap 2 or the sound test secret, it also starts to play when Pizza face starts to chase!

It's hilarious to imagine the way Peppino grabs the enemies only to gently put them down in another corner of the room

9:45 "That was scary" Peppino: no, that was awful

D stands for delicious!

9:16 It's because you survived for 30 seconds after time was up. According to the Wiki if you don't start Lap 2 and survive for 30 seconds after "It's Pizza Time!" ends The Death That I Deservioli will automatically play. Almost as if the game is yelling at you to finish the bloody level.

In case you're confused why the Lap 2 theme played at around 9:14, then allow me to stop your confusion. My theory is that the game thinks you should've either made it to the exit or hit the Lap 2 portal, so it just plays the Lap 2 theme, since you're still in the level.

9:16 More likely than not it's the way the music works in this game. PT uses FMod events to control when stuff happens. Basically, they put several tracks onto one "timeline" of sorts and assign them as specific events, as well as give them loop points if needed (which is why sometimes the loops sound off, the tracks don't have looping versions, they just get back to a specific point). I don't know fmod that well but what happened there is probably after pizza time ended the music continued it's journey past the loop and eventually started to play lap 2 since it's also located in the same place just further. Last time I actually looked into stuff like this was months ago so this is my educated guess at best, I am probably off about at least something.

I know you were trying not to swear with Oh Shit!'s level name, but "Oh Crap!" was right there _and_ still preserves the pun in the name. That aside, EXCELLENT video, great work on it. My favorite thing about Pizza Tower is how the Toppins are the only progress blockers. Any time a game ranks your performance, it can get nerve-wracking because you assume at some point you're going to have to get high ranks to keep playing the game, but this video proves you can D- and C-rank your way all through Pizza Tower and still see credits, and I think that's very empowering to people who think a game like this would be "too hard" for them.

Imagine going for a d rank only run and when you got a d rank, it would instead play the p rank sound.

I really truly honestly love the format and commentary of this video, you have such a great voice

I’ve been wondering about the fastest time you can get with the lowest scores possible for a while, nice to see this video

It's not only possible to get D Ranks in every level, but also **0 POINTS** (except WAR, but it can be skipped). There used to be a glitch about it too, until it was patched by giving you 10 points if you ever do manage to do that

Pizza Tower: D for Diabetes run. Awful jokes aside, turns out it's really hard to suck at Pizza tower. So congratulations for putting so much effort into avoiding the entire point of the game! You did an excellent job! Like no really I find challenge runs like this kinda awesome.

Alternate Title: What's the Minimum Required Kills & Score to beat Pizza Tower?

39:55 you know that was bugging me the whole video but as soon as I read that I burst out laughing

i absolutely love videos like this. if i find more like these on your channel i'm going to spontaneously combust very well played

I love how the captions add valuable information!

This was great! The content was unique, and I can relate to this challenge. (I’m really bad at Pizza Tower)

Very cool video! I would like to see more challenges in the future.

1:28 another way to avoid this topping is to crouch jump over it it feels more risky though

pizza tower, the only game where getting the worst rank is hard

Alternative title: Can you beat Pizza Tower while having a Skill Issue?

Oh, I didn't think about possibility of replaying levels for toppings. thank you! Maybe i use this for my future walkthrough.

i love the way you talk about the placement of things as if they're malicious and you aren't doing an insane challenge

17:57 had the chance to say 'get your mind out of the john gutter'

I Think the reason The Death I Deservioli started playing was because you spent so much time After Showtime Started the game either: A. Thought you went in the portal, or B. Needed to Play a song and The Death That I Deservioli is the Song that is Supposed to play AFTER Pizza time, so the game defaulted to it

thank you so much for adding subtitles

I like how in the fast food saloon and gnome forest, he put the original background songs

Reminds me of the "Pointless" Runs from earlier demos where the goal was to collect absolutely nothing in a run. Really cool!

in pizzascape as the knight transformation you can click up and then down and you will stop sliding

why tf have i never seen your channel before. good content bro!

9:17 after a while of pizzaface chasing you the death that i deservioli starts, it's natural

This puts the genre “score attack” to a whole new level

I'd like to see if it's possible to beat, and maybe even unlock the new Secrets Of The World stage with a D-rank under these rules.

Thanks to this video, im now a professional D Rankist

9:20 The Death That I Deservioli plays once time runs out in Pizza time

I love how he played the actual song used for Fast Food Saloon, just because it’s such a banger Edit: Gnome Forest too

Great idea! As much as I love Pizza Tower, this challenge is pretty much proof that the ranking system is is kinda broken. Out of the six possible ranks (D, C, B, A, S, P) the ostensibly good A is ridiculously easy to get, as all you need to do is finish the level while finding one or two secrets. The next rank is S, which requires you to find everything in the level, be good enough at the movement and combat to get decent combos, and practise this until you are good enough to do all if it in rapid succession and reach the end of Lap 2 alive. After that getting a P-rank is just grinding some more until you are able to do the same without making a single mistake. In other words, the A-rank comes very early in the learning curve whereas S and P come very late, with no ranking measuring your progress in between.

Alternate title: P and D ranks switch spots

immense props not only for the challenge but for using the best rhythm thief song

Alternate title: How to dodge priest as an Italian

"Pete's Escape" 💀

now do it with noise

makes sense that oregano desert would be easy, it's such a perfectionist for points

9:16 yeah, actually pretty obscure fact but if pizzaface spawns on lap 1 and you survive long enough lap 2 theme starts playing. I found this out accidentally a long time ago when I was playing around with letting the time run out the moment pillar john is destroyed as a jerryrigged lap 3 (this was within 2 weeks of the game launching lol, funny how time flies)

That music glitch in Bloodsauce Dungeon...I have to guess it's to do with the Lap 2 portal being in that room. No clue what happened on that specific time beyond that, though; could be your momentum, I guess, or maybe your X-position? Can't see why it wouldn't activate before then if it's just based on you leaving the starting room. Then again, it happened in about the same way in Golf...

replacing pizza tower's music with filler music while you talk is worse than murder

This was fun. I tired to do Pig city and it was super fun but a little easy. Other stages would be harder especially because the toppings are locked behind taxis that you don’t have to do it.

i like how one of the most low rank could be harder then the most highest rank

This was really fun to see, suprised you pushed through despite how painful it is! i couldn't even get past world 2 due to how just tedious the challenge. fun fact: if you hurt yourself enough, you can beat the level with all toppins with still a D, though it's really annoying and levels take almost 11 minutes!

great vid my guy

This video blew me away.

PT really doesn't want you to fail.. at least miserably

A trick for avoiding the tomato in John gutter is to crouch jump over it. Trust me, it works.

Did like, will subscribe.

Wanted to try this but first i looked it up so now i get to be lazy thanks!

There should be a challenge just like this but no dashing

oh yea the lap 2 theme playing randomly bug for some reason if the "it's pizza time!" theme finishes and doesn't loop then I assume the game checks if a song is playing and plays the lap 2 theme? idk I don't know how it handles this stuff you can do some crazy stuff with debug in the tutorial level and set the panic time to 0 which will end the pizza time loop and eventually okay the lap 2 theme like it did here

Didnt know lap 2 would start playing after its pizza time

9:21 lap 2 music starts playing out of nowere

18:10 bro really did a cars

7:17 As a Cuphead fan, this is the most fitting track you could have put here. I D ranked bloodsauce dungeon once, never again.

at 28:05 i always wondered why it was blurred out but i see why it would also i was curious about the "get your head out of the gutter" part in fast food saloon and i only just realized what it is

TBH seeing someone have D ranks on all the levels in a RU-vid video is more rare then seeing them have P ranks on all the levels.

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO DID IT RIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Good job! That was Dawful

I think that it would be MORE easier…but a little challenge seems good after a while

Do you realize that the r.r.freezerator level has a reference to unexpectancy part 3 in the levelcard?

Despite being so difficult to dodge I miss the mushroom in refrigerator refrigerador freezerator about 1/3 of my attempts at getting a P rank

Also I think the reason the random block died in crust cove is because the cannon goblins shot a cannonball and I went up because of the slope hitting the block

Turns out that the lap 2 theme is in the lap 1 theme or smth idk

And comes the Noise version requests.

No fuckin way a video game challenge video that is actually possible

The lap 2 music starts playing if you take too long on lap 1 because pizza time is a song that doesn't lap.

You don’t need to do the taxis except the 3rd or the golf courses except for the last on

Damm imagine true to get a p rank with theses rules

As a Pizza Tower player, I did recognize Yee-haw Delivery Boy.

this is pretty much the equivalent of a pacifist route in pizza tower

Funny enough your video is the first iv even heard about this game

everyone should make all d rank videos..... NOW!

The Evil Tomator was the big baddie in Lost Vikings 2. This is his origins. That evil tomato

35:06 somehow I struggle to get it in my pranks (I miss it with my routing)

Im sure this is the questions we all wanna know, are you gonna do this for the noise?

Bro an hour ago I was thinking the same damn thing...

I think ima make a F rank mod which may be hard to do for every level (1000 score or under)