Can You Beat Pizza Tower Without Jumping? 

Surely This Time I can get to 500 subscribers right haha ... Check out Part 2 Here Where I decide to use my brain properly and actually beat some levels. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Wu087kwtZvU.htmlsi=2sSVTZwjsq0c__C6 Also if you are a noise fan check out this jumpless challenge as well! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-1Azn6rO_9GE.htmlsi=Is3e75JrxPKAg5cP

Honestly, I love how Peppino doesn’t even attack in the Knight transformation. He’s just walking around and jumping, and naturally destroying everything in his path.

Golf is possible jumpless if you do a trick called "Burg Skip" thats used in speedrunning to save 20 seconds. It involves getting the greaseball to the end of the john pillar room, then getting a burger golfer on that same platform (you can get him up there by doing a piledriver boost and then mashing pause and unpause when you hit the ground to let the burger golfer survive). You then bolt to the opposite side of the room to the door you entered in, and wait for the burger golfer offscreen to putt the greaseball into john, starting pizza time. Then enter the door and you can do golf jumpless.

He may not have won the war, but he definitely won war.

9:40 No sugarcoating simulator:

so underrated, that "WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING EDITING ME STOP-" joke had me laughin

I've never had so much fun with a video that did so little of the challenge! It was extra satisfying to see you actually complete War after struggling with so many levels beforehand. The whole thing was worth it just for that!

I've actually been trying this challenge myself. Waste Yard is in fact possible, John's ghost moves at a similar speed to you, so if you take your time you can do super jumps and shoulder bashes to slowly go over the body surf boards. (I can make a video showing how to do it if need be) The real hard part about Waste Yard is the final room during the escape sequence. The uppercuts between platforms are pretty tight lol. P.S. If you hold down when you dismount the weenies in Fast Food Saloon, you'll actually roll instead of jump. Although this still requires the jump button.

I've been trying this challenge for a few months and making a spreadsheet with how many jumps are required for minimum completion, getting every Toppin, and P ranking each level. I can confidently say that 5 levels are possible to get every Toppin in without ever pressing the Z button: John Gutter, Bloodsauce Dungeon, Wasteyard, Don't Make A Sound, and WAR. Deep-Dish 9 is possible in 0.5x Z presses, because there is a technique you can do to enter the level that requires having the Z button held down. Within the level itself, you need to do some very stupid and precise movement to avoid every olive bubble in the level. The last bubble is *by far* the hardest one to skip, as it requires precisely uppercutting and weaving between the teleporters. I still haven't been able to prove that it's possible. If you're wondering about P ranks, 4 out of 5 aforementioned levels are possible to P rank, the only impossible one being Wasteyard. Yes, WAR is possible to P rank without pressing Z. It's by far the hardest thing I have ever done in the game as of now.

"i walked into the white gates of freedom, never having to return.." "I GOT A B" the i got a b was funny because it caught me off gaurd from the serious explanation.

I really have to wonder how this video has so few views. Pizza Tower isn't exactly unknown and this seems like a great topic for a video.

Very good work! You had to come up with some very unique strats just to avoid single situations, which I appreciated.

8:44 bro doesn't even know how to slide 💀

"I don't know, but what I do know is that I won" has become a regular in my vocabulary

Jumpless wasteyard is very possible the only thing to remember is to avoid all corpses (I personally also did it without uppercutting) so you should use the superjump ALOT

I have actually been doing a variation of this challenge where I go for P ranks, but I allow transformations (I am still trying to minimize jumps while in them though). It was fun to see you rant about War because I came up with a lot of the same strats in my run, such as crashing the first rocket early (I actually had to stop that and go for the bell when I didn’t have enough points), blowing yourself up with the mine in the pit with the electricity wall above you, and damage boosting through the set of two electricity floors with the booster (you can’t actually do that on the second lap due to the toppin not being there to refill your combo meter, instead you have to uppercut over the booster to grab some clocks land on the electricity throwing you back on the booster sending you to the left). One improvement that helped me with the first tank room was that you can cross short gaps via ground-pounds. A cool strat I figured out was that you can actually climb walls from ground level by doing a grab attack followed by an uppercut (It’s frame perfect though).

This deserves a lot more views! Also you can press Grab which will put you into an instant wall climb for a short amount of time, but spamming Grab will get you to slowly wall climb, if you do this in The Graveyard level it's possible I think.

this deserves way more views. This is very high quality, like bruh

To beat wasteyard you need to ignore the corpes that leades you to the wall and you just slide down while holding the run button witch gives you enough speed to shper jump

Amazing video bro :3

it's wild that the only level beatable after floor one is war lol

For wasteyard, at the corpses area, jump over the heads and build up enough speed to superjump.

In fun farm,after you kill the stupid rat you can fall in a pit making you lose mort so it should be possible

The a-challenge 💀

*16:30* there's a speedrunning trick called "burg skip" where you place a burger enemy near the golf ball by pillar john then run to the left of the john blocks, skipping the pizza time exclusive section.

7:16 you gained a new subscriber man

In pizzascare, you can try to lore a bat goblin to you so he’ll kick you closer to the rat pin without needing to jump as the ball

How does this video only have 2K veiws??? This is some good stuff. (Also I think you should return to this challenge with the new playable Noise update since he has new moves that can help with verticality.)

Couldn't you spam grab on a wall while holding mach run? Grabbing a wall give you a small amount of height that can be used to grab the wall again, and climb it.

In crust cove you can carry a cannon goblin to hit you there

8:01 You realize that you can win the level with 4 toppins and then get the last one from bloodsauce dungeon RIGHT?

Pizzascare is possible. You have to use the pepperoni bat at the bottom to kick you trought the portal. Its not easy tho as you have to lead it up a bit so that you have enough space to get to the other side of the portal without killing the bat. Then spam the dash button to stay on the wall till the bat gets close enough, after that simply drop down next to the portal and the bat will kick you.

Do it with the noise

dont make a sound is possible, but im bad so i cant get a single segment recording (yet). while not necessary, you can gain mach speed in a smaller amount of time by doing a grab then instantly pressing down. it serves really well for this level as a backup technique to lower resetting since a lot of areas are just too small to gain it otherwise. generally the run is simple, albeit a bit hectic with some mandatory jumpless chase sequences. the problem is, when you get the gun, you don't just lose the uppercut, you also lose the grab -> duck speed boost. There's one point where you can be forced to reset fairly easily on the start of pizza time, but the actual hard room is the one with not one but two gaps that instantly reset the run if you fall on them a bunch of clown enemies, and two target blocks between them, which means you can't preserve mach speed since you need to shoot. you need to break the blocks without falling on the first gap (i do it by running up the wall then shooting down right next to the blocks), then land on the elevation between the first and second gap, kill all the enemies, then press down to fire down and use the upwards boost from it to make it to a semisolid platform on the second gap, then do it again. after that, the rest is easy.

WE NEED MORE LIKES FOR PART 2!!!

I think in wasteyard you could just jump over a few of the corpses especially the last one before the wall you couldn’t get over.

fun farm is impossible but the part u got stuck on is possible you can just fall to get back to the start of the room and now youre missing the chicken and the rat is dead so u can just go across

I got all 5 topping in deep dish 9 but my run ended qhen i got to that section in pizza time where theres an unavoidable olive :(

if you learn how to grab and duck you can instantly get mach dash, and super jump

I know this challenge is more of don’t press the jump button but in R-R-Freezerator I think it’s fair if you fall of the pepper pizza platform and press jump button midair to fly without actually jumping

Yeah just do that

I think you can beat wasteyard by just not going onto the corpses and doing a grab slide on the platform where you got stuck

I barely watched this video to the end

In Wasteyard: what if you avoid the corpses with an uppercut and run normally?

Here's hoping this blows up

I was going to tell you a technique for situations like in ancient cheese but turns out you found it out all on your own, also you could only skip like 2 levels in the game anyways to beat the game

Now can you do it as the Noise?

Nice vid! Now do a run without runninng

you could theoretically beat that room in fun farm by jumping off and using the superjump+shoulder bash to try and get to the other side with the mort cube

Are you not able to grab dash out of the olive bubbles?? maybe it's just me on the switch version

Wait what about the cardboard section in the tutorial???

7:56 SKILL ISSUE I DID IT AS THE NOISE WHO CANT EVEN THROW THE BOMB, how i did it: -grab the bomb and pu it at the edge of the platform -drop it using DOWN -uppercut while in it to grab it and get a small boost up -repeat like 4 times -be extreamly close to the rat in the final moments of the bomb so the rat is in range of the explosion

I tried doing the tutorial jumpless, i couldn't manage to. Any tips for the one section with the targets ?

You serious? In dmas just do a dive after the shoulder bash

For fun farm couldn't you just intentionally lose mort when you beat the rat with a pit or other enemy? Or just try to damage yourself out of transformations.

If you try with noise some levels may be possible

2:32 Nuh-uh, you jumped ☝☝☝

Wait i think i know how to to anchent cheese

why is WAR one of the 3 possible levels

Try doing it with the noise update

you used super JUMP

bruh just jump 😭

Can you try this challenge but with noise?

wasteyard is possible

You need to do part 2, it is now 100 likes using some of my alt accounts

What is piece of tower no fee drink

SUPER JUMP. IS A JUMP

you have 100 likes!

Do you know about bellyslide?

can you do this as noise

I think you could have done Grab + crouch to gain momentum a lot faster.

You could throw the bomb upwards in Ancient Cheese Edit: Tried it myself; doesn't work

You jumped at 6:10

uppercut is a jump

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100% You can't do it without capture

Now do it with P rank

btw if u up and X u can attack the pepperman idk attack without needing to jump and dash

isn’t super jumping technically jumping?

No

The completion meter you keep showing just ruins fun in wondering whether or not a stage is completable or not.

Oh my god you do NOT deserve 50 views for this video