Can You Resist Laughing at These ADHD Jokes? Let's Find Out!

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We had a fun idea and decided to see how well Jessica could listen to Dr. B telling her some ADHD jokes WITHOUT laughing! See how well she did during this "Don't Laugh" challenge. How well did you do? Let us know in the comments below - and leave us some more ADHD jokes that you find hilarious and hard to not laugh at!!
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@jessicabrown1305 Месяц назад

Based on a true story: What happens when three ADHD people agree to tidy a house? The garden looks lovely.

@beezwacks Месяц назад

omg that's brilliant

@Amber-rk6em Месяц назад

That's funny

@Somebody-13 Месяц назад

That's really good 😄

@necessarytruths1958 Месяц назад

😂😂😂😂

@andersjohansson6118 Месяц назад

Why 3 and not just 1? I resemble that and it drives my wife crazy.

@adrianflipflop9054 Месяц назад

Person: please give me your full attention Me: I can't even get my own full attention

@HowtoADHD Месяц назад

OH MY GOD. AHAHAHAHA OH my god this is too real I love it!

@Al-Kwadrone Месяц назад

I made a screenshot of that one! 😅

@veggiet2009 Месяц назад

😂

@cosmodusty Месяц назад

LMAO fr like if i knew how to do that i would be so successful

@JustinWarkentin Месяц назад

One little tweak. The reply should be "I will once I find it".

@natalieedelstein Месяц назад

I always liked the one: "I do not have ducks, I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are at a rave"

@HowtoADHD Месяц назад

Yessss! That's one of our favourite memes everrrr!

@jaelte Месяц назад

My ducks are nearly constantly in row. It's just the other pronunciation/meaning of row.

@tashaunastewart3354 Месяц назад

@@jaelteHahahahahahahahaha!

@psyberduck42 Месяц назад

@@jaelte OK, this one wins! XD

@cosmodusty Месяц назад

we always say i have a bunch of cats in a cardboard box. adderall puts the cats in cubicles.

@tiffanypersaud3518 Месяц назад

We’re not distracted by the squirrel. We are the squirrel. WHOLE forests have been created because we forgot where we put our nuts. You’re welcome to the forest everyone.

@sherrymerrill6317 Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@Cassocian Месяц назад

💯 you aced the assignment 😂

@mimosveta Месяц назад

yeah, that's solid, and true

@pixywings Месяц назад

OMG I love this!

@Daytruin Месяц назад

we are the squirrel, and we also get distracted by the squirrel, and the other , and the so on.

@0Aziraphale0 Месяц назад

"How many kids with adhd does it take to change a light bulb?" "We never found out, we lost the light bulb and then ended up at the movies looking for it."

@cosmodusty Месяц назад

i have several alternate answers it doesn’t matter, their neurotypical friend ends up changing it anyway just one, but only if they’re supposed to be studying just one, but it’ll take them three months to get around to it three; one to get the ladder, one to go make snacks, one to get bored and suggest going to the movies, the first one to ask what movie they should watch and hey have you seen dune II we should go see it today i’ll look up movie times two; one to change the lightbulb and one to come over in 15 minutes

@MountainsoftheHeart Месяц назад

It will get changed before guests come over or I lose something

@TheRationalPi Месяц назад

The real question is how many *months.*

@FenrirAldebrand Месяц назад

If there's no light in the room, and nowhere to steal a bulb from, it'll only take one, and they'll go to the store once it gets dark and buy one 😂.

@Sam_on_YouTube Месяц назад

@@0Aziraphale0 Just one. I said I'll do it.

@l.c.8475 Месяц назад

I met with 2 ADHD friends to study for exams we had a really productive day, we rearranged my friend's apartment and bought a couch

@raqui9772 Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@Tazer_Silverscar 29 дней назад

Oh, I like that one! X'D

@l.c.8475 29 дней назад

@@Tazer_Silverscar based on a true story

@ivanahettnerova3533 Месяц назад

My ADHD is so bad today so it is AD4K.

@theyoftheravens Месяц назад

AD480p 😔

@The_Joy_Finder Месяц назад

😂

@TheKelliestKelly Месяц назад

Ha! I like that. Had to think a moment to get it

@guascamsb8138 Месяц назад

lol. Nerdy joke, loved it 😂❤

@DarkLightAsDay 29 дней назад

Genious

@juhomantysaari Месяц назад

"How many ADHDers does it take to change a lightbulb" "I don't know, but it has been dark for a month. I should probably do something about it... tomorrow"

@seichysweetpie3781 Месяц назад

I weezed so hard with this one 😂 My favorite one so far

@60psych Месяц назад

You joke, but I definitely spent at least a month with a lightless bedroom. Worst thing is that it turned out to be from a tripped fuse... I just needed to flip a switch.

@wenyaliini Месяц назад

My bathroom light has been out probably more than a month... I happen to live in a place where it's really light during the summer time, so the small window has given enough light, but I probably should do something about that before winter darkness comes. Or I'll just start taking showers in candlelight and say that it's just me embracing the season 😁

@dasdwdw Месяц назад

You made me laugh so hard because it's so relatable, OMG

@phantaztik Месяц назад

only a month? my bedroom light has been out for about a year....

@bretterry8356 Месяц назад

What's the hardest laguage to learn if you have ADHD? Finnish!

@Berry-nc8pr Месяц назад

🎉brilliant!

@1n20DnD Месяц назад

That's good! 😅

@sherrymerrill6317 Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@EmperorSteele Месяц назад

This one hurts my soul!

@Cassocian Месяц назад

Perfection

@AMNmrrll Месяц назад

How long does it take for an ADHDer to change a lightbulb? A month. 1 week to process that its burnt out. 2 weeks to remember to buy a new one. And another week to work up the energy to change it.

@cosmodusty Месяц назад

sent this one to my entirely adhd sibling gc, it’s too good

@Indi_Waffle_Girl Месяц назад

LMAOOOO literally me tho

@ianoYG Месяц назад

Took me 2 years to change a light bulb recently 😂

@kamicrum4408 Месяц назад

Sooo true! Definstely my household, 2 gurls my ex& me( son was chested sdhd skipped him!)😊

@Cassocian Месяц назад

I feel so called out

@Sideon8699 Месяц назад

For the joke that was what is a ADHDers Favorite exercise I would have gone with skipping steps

@RossReedstrom Месяц назад

This!

@jimthechaosbunny Месяц назад

Skipping steps, rambling, and jogging their memories!

@Aanaartu Месяц назад

Definitely this!

@iprobablyforgotsomething 22 дня назад

@jimthechaosbunny -- In place of rambling, my family uses "running your mouth" and I think it fits in well with your ADHD exercises list! xD

@karlshelton7971 17 дней назад

Jumping topics

@BernardBetelgeuse Месяц назад

I have a term more general than procrasticleaning -- 'Paracrastination': Doing something important to avoid doing something more important. 🙂

@damianketcham Месяц назад

Why do we do that???

@AMcBee Месяц назад

@@damianketchamDopamine!

@KiraFriede Месяц назад

I always call it "productive procrastination"

@haleyfravel8985 Месяц назад

I call it procrastiworking 😂 My coworkers (even the ones without ADHD) have adopted it as well. It's honestly how I get most things done. I just look at my to do list and decide something I don't want to do is a priority, then suddenly the thing I actually *need* to do gets done, no problem 😅

@Sam_on_YouTube Месяц назад

@@KiraFriedeMe too.

@TheRationalPi Месяц назад

Neurotypical person: "I can do anything, once I've made my mind to do it." ADHD person: "Once I've made my mind to do something, I would rather do anything else."

@ZemententeLP 13 дней назад

Or: I can do anything ELSE than what I made my mind to do!

@emilyhaggstrom358 12 дней назад

Ah yes, my to do list: where tasks go to die.

@larahamilton127 Месяц назад

I like my conversation topics like I like my cups of tea... Half-finished and constantly ending up in unexpected places.

@Delenne_Russell Месяц назад

I admit I totally read that wrong, initially reading it as coffee because I was trying to get through the comments fast since I'm supposed to be doing something entirely different right now. ADHD strikes again. Still, I drink either beverage and put them down wherever I am. Usually a sensible place, like an unusual spot on the kitchen Island, then move a bit to do something and forget the drink for more than an hour.

@jimthechaosbunny Месяц назад

Haha, this one's perfect! 😂

@magickbytheocean24 Месяц назад

My entire adult life 😂

@ursulamoney203 Месяц назад

This actually had me howl laughing!!!

@OldManSparkplug Месяц назад

How do you know when a jokes is a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

@OrafuDa Месяц назад

ouch 🤦‍♂️ 😂 … btw, not an ADHD joke … but yeah, good, lol :)

@Gibson99 Месяц назад

Also - when it's full groan

@kevinjpluck Месяц назад

How many ADHDers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Oh. That's what I went to the store for!

@ulrikschackmeyer848 29 дней назад

...three days ago.

@JJ-dr7im 21 день назад

There's another possible punchline for that one 😉

@Diginaya Месяц назад

Why was the ADHDer late for work? Because a RU-vidr suggested viewers share their own jokes in the comments 😂

@jamesclark4388 24 дня назад

It is an everyday occurrence.

@Xubuntu47 21 день назад

Except today it's looking like "why did the ADHDer skip dinner?" Time to get off RU-vid...if I can.Edit: FWIW I did tear myself away from the grip of RU-vid and eat, yay me.

@JJ-dr7im 21 день назад

Ha good one

@InternetRando42 5 дней назад

Have you been spying on me?

@Digging4evidence Месяц назад

Do you know why people with ADHD are so great at “Where is Waldo” search & find books? Because they practice every single day with their car keys, drinks & eyeglasses. Haha! 🤣 True story! The struggle is real, folks.

@SamMooredwhofan42130601 Месяц назад

Oh Ketchup, don't forget the Ketchup 😂

@BlazeUtz Месяц назад

Ford just released the new Hyper Focus. It's GPS overshoots the destination, traps you in the car for twice as long as it takes to drive somewhere, and doesn't tell you when it's low on gas

@drdesten 21 день назад

That's a good one

@debrahargett2457 17 дней назад

Not gonna lie, I laughed wayyyy too hard at this 😂 🥇

@hawaiiwahine6678 17 дней назад

@@debrahargett2457 Me too and I just printed it out to read to. my long-suffering neurotypical partner who puts up with me running into his office to tell him each joke that I find funny/ can relate to on here!

@temetnosce888 14 дней назад

Ah, thank you for that! Got a full laugh from me! 😂❤

@MouthyMerc42 Месяц назад

If I had a nickel for every ADHD joke that ends with "hey a squirrel!" I'd have one nickel because for the life of me, I can't remember where I left my piggy bank full of Nickels!

@MouthyMerc42 Месяц назад

I just hand it in my hands a second go too!

@emmydoll Месяц назад

Hahahaahahhaha!

@ThezAtSUU Месяц назад

I wish I had some Ice Cream

@ultravioletpisces3666 23 дня назад

That’s a good joke

@alinae1370 7 дней назад

my boyfriend and i rarely use the squirrels - we both have adhd and whenever someone ends up doing something different we ask whether we have seen butterflies 😊

@0hermitworm Месяц назад

Q: "How many kids with adhd does it take to change a light bulb?" A: "I don't know, but we have a treehouse now."

@GoADHDGo Месяц назад

ADHD Valentine’s Day card. Roses are red, violets are blue, blue berries are blue, the sky is blue too, my shoes are blue. Blue blue blue suede shoes! Happy Rosh Hashanah.

@Deatakos Месяц назад

How many ADHDers does it take to change a lightbulb? One that should be going to sleep.

@emmydoll Месяц назад

Or one that should be doing paperwork. 😅

@SamMooredwhofan42130601 Месяц назад

@@Deatakos one - the guy who should be writing that essay thats due in 8 hours

@natalieedelstein Месяц назад

Sing it with me: 🎵 ADHDEFG 🎵

@HowtoADHD Месяц назад

Omg that's great!

@FenrirAldebrand Месяц назад

ABCD, LSD, gummy bears are chasing me. That one's red, that one's blue... That little f**ker just stole my shoe!! 😂

@alexisdespland4939 Месяц назад

no what the next great line.

@alexisdespland4939 Месяц назад

sorry now

@sgilbert-uv8bu Месяц назад

I have actually done that before...

@crazyratlady3115 Месяц назад

The joke my husband and I have is that we think our house is haunted because things are always going missing and turning up in weird places. We both have ADHD, but blaming 'the ghosts' feels healthier than trying to figure out who's acting up today.

@rachelh6215 24 дня назад

We decided last week we must have a house gremlin bc stuff keeps vanishing lol (2 ADHDers and the youngest has epilepsy)

@michaelthompson4949 5 дней назад

@@rachelh6215Could be considered challenging or exciting.

@jasonflay8818 Месяц назад

Two business owners, one with OCD and the other with ADHD, were at lunch one day talking about their companies. The one owner with OCD said, 'my business goes smoothly because I have each Department head sitting in offices from oldest to youngest. The other day I was at your company and saw you didn't do that, you should move them around to increase efficiency.' The one with ADHD said, "I can't, I have Executive Disorder".

@Kai-Xi Месяц назад

if I might offer a suggestion, that sounds more fitting to OCPD than OCD

@thundertea Месяц назад

@@Kai-Xi thanks for bringing it up! Obsessive orderliness is more in line with OCPD, but it's too entrenched in pop culture as OCD now. So it always encourages me when I see someone knowing the difference!

@FenrirAldebrand Месяц назад

@@thundertea I definitely feel like I have mild OCD, but it's always felt... Wrong, even when I read the diagnosis in the DSM because of that "neat and tidy" that's been entrenched in pop culture.

@altijdjouwnaantje Месяц назад

People have speculated that I have OCD (I don't), and the traditional response has become: "No, I have CDO, it can look like OCD but the letters are arranged in the proper alphabetical order."

@danggood Месяц назад

@@Kai-Xi had to google it. thanks for clarifying!

@havcola6983 Месяц назад

Why did the ADHD person join a book club? To read the first chapter of many books.

@Keeshya6 Месяц назад

Ouch... hehe

@1n20DnD Месяц назад

ROFL 🤣 It's funny because it's true. I'm currently in the middle of 4... no 5... wait, 6? books that I'm reading. How about you?

@sergiocs89 Месяц назад

@@1n20DnDI have stopped counting. Very sure it's double digits. 😂

@abj136 Месяц назад

I did join an online bookclub. I’ve started many books. Then end up waiting for the next book to be started.

@Zivilin Месяц назад

Oof. Too real 😅

@catbeara Месяц назад

Bad joke idea: I'm trying to compose a song about my ADHD, but I'm having trouble with finding a key.

@HowtoADHD Месяц назад

Ahahaha oh my god that's fantastic! I love it!

@tashaunastewart3354 Месяц назад

This is actually brilliant...my mind automatically went from musical keys to door keys to "Coraline" 😂😂😂😂

@jpfidalgo7 Месяц назад

I’m sure it will be a great diss trackt!

@sherrymerrill6317 Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@sherrymerrill6317 Месяц назад

@@jpfidalgo7😂😂😂

@TharkysOlafson Месяц назад

I laughed so hard at the Ford Fiesta joke that my wife wanted to know what was so funny. When I told her, she just shook her head and walked away. That is a sure sign of a finely crafted dad joke. Hats off to whoever came up with it!

@abj136 Месяц назад

now i get it!

@jamesfox7366 3 дня назад

My wife rolled her eyes at me😂

@LukelearMissile Месяц назад

Why did the ADHDer enter the room? I dunno... they don't know, either.

@hweidigiv 24 дня назад

Why did the ADHDer enter the room? Okay, you don't know either. I'll leave and come back in.

@randomdude8327 18 дней назад

Lmao 😂

@desiree.schluter.2966 Месяц назад

I'm not sure if it's a joke...but I love this for an adhd-ism. DOOM boxes are things I Didn't Organize, Only Moved. Toooooo true.

@TheTransgenderScholar Месяц назад

My fellow ADHD friend and I wanted to synchronize our watches. But we just couldn't find the time.

@ultravioletpisces3666 23 дня назад

😂😂😂😂

@jessikacutts3986 Месяц назад

How many ADHDers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What kind of lightbulb would be best? Should we go buy a few different ones and research their pro’s and cons? What about a vitamin D bulb?? Also… We don’t have a ladder so let’s google different safe body stacking methods to reach to bulb! Do we need a screwdriver? Where is it? Let’s clean out and organize the junk drawer!!

@dima.86 Месяц назад

vitamin D lightbulbs?!

@karen23826 Месяц назад

This is sooo me lol.

@editornia 29 дней назад

LOL, this!! XD

@iprobablyforgotsomething 22 дня назад

@jessikacutts3986 -- "Hold on, I need to overthink about this" to quote you a quote. . And then get distracted and forget it, ofc! XD

@ladynoi Месяц назад

Why can't ADHDers go to Narnia? Because they can't find the end of the floordrobe

@firepatriot42 Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@mercuryfever392 Месяц назад

Not bad.

@mercuryfever392 Месяц назад

Not bad. Not bad.

@Keeshya6 Месяц назад

I lost it as "Assign them homework".

@fuzzyeagles Месяц назад

Not just about procrastination, it is also a seriously on point pun😂

@sgilbert-uv8bu Месяц назад

Me too! I DIED! 🤣

@hannahcrosier4731 Месяц назад

Oh my gosh! I was trying my hardest not to laugh at that one. 😂

@emmabrickey1524 Месяц назад

I hate that its so accurate though I will literly reorganize my entier room and bathroom or clean out my email instead of doing homework LMAO 🤣

@TheSaneHatter Месяц назад

Speaking from experience, it doesn't work.

@cosmodusty Месяц назад

"we can make jokes that other people should not hear" is unbelievably real oh my god

@jasonflay8818 Месяц назад

I work in a field with a LOT of neurodivergence principally ADHD, very little HR oversight is a good thing, we'll keep it at that

@ShinbrigTV Месяц назад

It's why I'm scared to livestream...ever.

@FenrirAldebrand Месяц назад

Yep. I lost right there 😂.

@SonsOfLorgar Месяц назад

Someone in a discord recently posted a reply to a meme with an image of the child vampire from "Interview with a Vampire" I responded with a good morning sun wave... they called me twisted and cursed and to never change 😂

@cosmodusty Месяц назад

@@ShinbrigTV HELP SAME

@cerrida82 Месяц назад

How many ADHDers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and the other to sit there and quietly keep the other person on task.

@rhoogschagen 26 дней назад

The second must be misdiagnosed.

@altijdjouwnaantje Месяц назад

An ADHD'er moves cross-country, so they're selling their stuff. "For sale: - washer: well-worn - dryer: like new - steam iron: mint condition, box never opened Buy three, get a pre-washed load of towels."

@theedoctorb Месяц назад

I just told that one to Jessica. We're both laughing at this!

@browneyes142a 28 дней назад

Omg, sooooooo true! (And reminds me to start my laundry for the 3rd time this week)

@linedancergal 24 дня назад

Laughed so hard I choked. Laundry and cleaning my teeth are my biggest struggles.

@cdcontent Месяц назад

I was expecting the favourite exercise joke to have the punchline "Run-on sentences".

@raphaelbell2791 Месяц назад

[this is not a joke] I just recently got diagnosed with ADHD after 5 years of watching your videos... Thank you so much Jessica. You saved me from a lifetime of thinking I was the problem.

@stephenhilliard3931 Месяц назад

If someone with ADHD is too broke to afford their medication then they can’t afford to pay attention.

@iprobablyforgotsomething 22 дня назад

See, this joke is like a good movie -- first you laugh, then you cry, then you sigh in resignation and get back to failing to be productive irl.

@veggiet2009 Месяц назад

"we're like vegans" 😂 You got me there

@HowtoADHD Месяц назад

RIGHT?! It got me too! xD I need a "don't laugh at the don't laugh challenge" challenge - Harley, HTADHD Community Manager

@OpusMixtum Месяц назад

That one hurt. Move over, CrossFit.

@DK_365 Месяц назад

@@OpusMixtuma Crossfitter, a vegan, and an ADHDer walk into a bar. Everyone was aware within 5 minutes.

@beezwacks Месяц назад

@@DK_365 lmfao

@phelan_pt Месяц назад

I get that angle of the joke, but I prefer a better one: "How do you know someone has ADHD?" "They tell you, they forget, they tell you again, they forget again..." (Timing needs work, but I like it better than punching down at needed ADHD disclosure and activism)

@Rainears129 Месяц назад

I once did a presentation on ADHD for my abnormal psychology class in college, and I opened with a picture of my brother and I as children with our then brand new puppy (who passed away a year before at 13). I said to my classmates "Of the three shown here, only one has gotten better in terms of attention span, and I can assure you it wasn't me." Another joke: For the longest time, people would ask if I was a dancer from how much I'd sway and move as I walked. Other times, they would ask where random bruises on my hips, shoulders and shins would come from, to which I had no clue. They stopped about both after seeing me clip the doorway and desk before walking shin first into a stone bench that I had interacted with daily for 3 years.

@lauramay9717 Месяц назад

Hey seriously, there is a huge overlap between ADHD and hypermobility disorders. It's worth looking into because there's a lot of help. But it's characterized by poor proprioception which causes us to bump into things.

@Tazer_Silverscar 29 дней назад

OWW. I don't clip into things super regularly, but I'm fairly sure it's more than most people tend to. It's kinda nice knowing that I have an answer for why now - because I do swaying and irregular movement more often than I realise ^^;

@hweidigiv 24 дня назад

I have far more scars than I can remember. Typically only the burns leave an impression strong enough to remember even the same day.

@michaelthompson4949 5 дней назад

@@lauramay9717This is why it is advisable to never take a field sobriety test even if sober.

@nightfall3605 Месяц назад

Jumping to the end of the sentence. Because you were taking too long.

@HowtoADHD Месяц назад

OOOH MY GOD YES

@Sam_on_YouTube Месяц назад

Wait, your sentence or someone else's?

@nightfall3605 Месяц назад

@@Sam_on_RU-vid “What is an ADHD person’s favorite exercise?” Jumping to the end of your sentence. Because you were taking too long. To over explain, because we see patterns as well as typically already have thought through a gazillion permutations of a topic, when we are in conversation with someone else we can recognize where they are going in the discussion and will finish their sentence for them to demonstrate that we already know, please go to the next point, please share an original thought because you are boring me and watching you think this through for the first time is literally causing me anguish.

@Aanaartu Месяц назад

Uh...we are kinda like the human version of ChatGPT. And make about as many mistakes when arriving to the answer 😅

@Sam_on_YouTube Месяц назад

@@Aanaartu LOL

@rynaa-nj2vn Месяц назад

So, I was paying for my groceries when my dad called, I tried to talk to him while paying. As I am walking away from the cashier, I panic and tell my dad I can't talk to him now, I think I left my phone on the counter..... He says to me:" It's ok, don't stress. Just calmly go back the way you came and call me when you find your phone." I said ok thanks dad, bye. I'm at the cashier now to ask if she saw my...... I just waved to the cashier and told my dad before we hung up, that I have been talking to him on my phone the whole time. We both had a good laugh 😂

@christineodonnell2202 Месяц назад

I love it! 😂

@emmydoll Месяц назад

Even funnier that he didn’t catch it and say something.

@rosegrumbine7931 Месяц назад

You can bet which parent gave those ADHD genes…

@michaelthompson4949 5 дней назад

Since it is so hereditary do you both have it?

@natalieedelstein Месяц назад

I wonder if the mention of jumping to conclusions with ADHD was more about the fact that many times we finish other people's sentences in conversation.

@Dismythed Месяц назад

That's how I understood it. But it was still a dud. 🫣

@julieking704 Месяц назад

Tru' Dat!

@morgankee Месяц назад

"jumping topics" would have been better

@Indi_Waffle_Girl Месяц назад

@@morgankeeunderrated comment!

@RosanBan Месяц назад

My mind went to RSD and the dreaded "can I have a quick chat?"

@Amy-oo7mm Месяц назад

You know why it's so easy for people with ADHD to get our steps in? Because we're constantly going back for that "one" thing we forgot. Seriously, I had to go back twice for toiletries when I went to get my shower today. *And* I had to go back to retrieve one from the bathroom after. One of those items was a towel .

@littlemissmel88 Месяц назад

Or we forgot why we went into a room and now retrace our steps until we remember.

@maxvahling3832 Месяц назад

That's not a joke. It's just true. Just today, I bought cucumbers for a salad (they had them on sale) and forgot one of the other ingredients. I went back to buy it, paid for it at the self-check-out line so there wouldn't be questions about the other groceries still in the cart - and left it there.

@2dogsmowing 22 дня назад

@@littlemissmel88and get really frustrated when we can't remember after the retracing comes to the start. Then stand there still trying to remember with the confused face and someone starts to ask questions that through us off. Till we finally remember 3 hours later and the thing is at home and we needed it later that day.

@jeandiehl5074 22 дня назад

Only 2 times...?

@MaikyeSet Месяц назад

I love your videos, here some jokes I use to do about me: Why did I bring a shopping list to the grocery store? So I could still forget half the items but feel organized about it! Why did I get a pet hamster? Because I wanted a pet that understands my need to run in circles and get nowhere fast. Why did I set ten alarms this morning? Because I know I’ll turn off the first nine without even waking up. Why do I always buy colorful sticky notes? Because if I’m going to forget something, it might as well be on something pretty. Why did I start reading five books at once? Because focusing on one storyline just isn’t challenging enough! Why did I start a garden in my backyard? So I can plant ideas and watch them grow wild and unruly, just like my thoughts! Why did I adopt a cat? Because we both understand the joy of chasing after something and then forgetting what we were doing. (And also because my hamster died.)

@iprobablyforgotsomething 22 дня назад

X'D *applause* I hope your next show is just as good as this impromptu stand up comedy routine was!

@indigoowl7841 Месяц назад

I remember one of my favourite jokes: Fairy: Excuse me, can I get your attention? Soon-to-be-first-ADHDer: Yeah. Sure.

@chetanphoenix Месяц назад

Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla. What's an ADHDers favorite type of shake? A: Leg

@ellybanelly3656 Месяц назад

You deserve someone commenting on this, that was actually really good! 🤣

@marceille Месяц назад

As i just realized i was bouncing my leg..... 😂

@magickbytheocean24 Месяц назад

😂

@MarindaCrochets Месяц назад

No way I'm actually bouncing my leg while reading this 🤣

@iprobablyforgotsomething 22 дня назад

Darn, I was wrong! My guess was our groove thing. Speaking of, where *did* I put that...

@ryanhines219 Месяц назад

To-do lists are amazing. Sometimes I’ll even spend 52 hours watching RU-vid videos, read most of 17 articles online about to-do lists, and spend money on a new notebook, and pens at the store to add to my stack of unfinished notebooks. A game I like to play is “how can I make these tasks MORE granular” so I get the satisfaction of checking off items, but then I get overwhelmed that the list is too long.

@jackih9682 Месяц назад

I was getting ready to go on vacation once and I actually made a list of the different lists I needed to make. To-do list, shopping list, packing list etc. 🤭

@Adrian_1114 Месяц назад

If I make a to do list it WILL take me at least an hour.... the same time it would have taken to do one task on that list

@digispace1 28 дней назад

@ryanhines219 😂 Ouch! Same.

@furrygodmother5199 18 дней назад

This is the where I am right now! I've taken two weeks to "perfect" my "to-do" list by adding columns with an ICON for each one such as a Phone Icon for calls I need to make, Doggy leaping in the air icon for the "do 2 trick training sessions per day with my border collie"; an Icon for Each day of the week, etc and adding colors. it is taking so long to make my list pretty and interesting in the guise of "being organized" that very few of the tasks are getting done!

@furrygodmother5199 18 дней назад

@@Adrian_1114 Yep!!!!

@daniellavoie8379 Месяц назад

Step 4: Remember to read the list

@HowtoADHD Месяц назад

LOL FOR REAL

@qw1328 Месяц назад

So true 😅, but while listening to the joke I thought "Step 4: find the pen again"

@1n20DnD Месяц назад

Accurate! 😂 Also, remember where you put the list. 🤔😢🫣

@psyberduck42 Месяц назад

Harsh, but accurate. XD

@samanthacampbell375 Месяц назад

Number 1 on my To Do List is always, "Write a to do list" that way I have a sense of accomplishment b/c I have at least done 1 thing on my list.🤣🤣🤣

@cerrida82 Месяц назад

One of these days I'm going to write a cookie recipe that shows how I cook. "First clean off the counter because I did something else instead of cleaning it off, then gather the ingredients and go to the store because I forgot I needed this ingredient and we're out..."

@jimthechaosbunny Месяц назад

I wrote one like that about how to make a cup of tea with depression, and it is probably one of my favourite pieces of writing. That is to say, go for it! 💝

@OpusMixtum Месяц назад

I’m a mess because I tried to write a joke about RSD and it got rejected.

@AdrianColley Месяц назад

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but soon, not now.

@TheNinnyfee Месяц назад

Skipping meals is another favourite exercise. 😄❤️

@chrys9256 Месяц назад

My favourite exercise is making a second meal because I forgot I already ate.

@alexisdespland4939 Месяц назад

but how can a meal sh kip. lol sorry skip.

@alexisdespland4939 Месяц назад

on that note going to get some lunch.

@johndemeritt3460 Месяц назад

@@chrys9256, I see! But having been a Corgi companion for 16 years, I realize that if Corgis could cook they'd be INCREDIBLY fat -- they'd be so busy trying to eat that they'd never actually cook anything!

@johndemeritt3460 Месяц назад

@@alexisdespland4939, after the meal skipped, it'd be, "skip to the loo, my darling!"

@oceanchaos1 Месяц назад

"We're like vegans. Jesse: Hi grains!"

@katiakominski432 29 дней назад

I don't know WHY this made me laugh

@Tazer_Silverscar 29 дней назад

YES!!! X'D

@randomdude8327 18 дней назад

Lol

@OldManSparkplug Месяц назад

I'm not procrastinating. I'm a world class Partial Artist.

@sherrymerrill6317 Месяц назад

YES! THIS!

@dima.86 Месяц назад

i've just dropped out of arts college, this fits

@jimthechaosbunny Месяц назад

I'm not a procrastinator, but I'm an enthusiastic amateur! 😁

@Mr.Lunafish Месяц назад

What did the ADHD kid say after finishing a puzzle in 6 months? "The box said 2-4 years!"

@JamesSmith-qu4yf Месяц назад

What would happen if Han Solo had ADHD? The Millennium Falcon would jump to hyperfocus.

@MrDavegeo Месяц назад

Yet it would also frequently malfunction and refuse to do so, getting battered by asteroids while attempting to work out how to get hyperfocus back....ooh look - a city in the sky!

@Daytruin Месяц назад

What would happen if Han Solo had ADHD? He would have still shot first.

@JamesSmith-qu4yf Месяц назад

@@Daytruin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KiraFriede Месяц назад

I would be so happy to do procrastacleaning. My procrastination is often just sitting around doing nothing and then I feel bad for not even having done the cleaning.

@sherrymerrill6317 Месяц назад

Same

@V0r4xiz Месяц назад

Same. I procrastinate important things by gaming and watching RU-vid. Like, I skip the cleaning part of the procrasticleaning.

@Sam_on_YouTube Месяц назад

Procrasticleaning takes practice. I'm not good at it.

@KittyCookieCat Месяц назад

I don’t often procrastaclean but I did the other day and it was great 😹

@jackih9682 Месяц назад

I’m actually procrastinating cleaning my house by watching this video. 😂

@HotCrossBun Месяц назад

Step four: Remember where I put the to do list. Step five: To do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooo.

@HankyUSA Месяц назад

Pink Panther?

@phelan_pt Месяц назад

Dammit, I can tell that's going to pop in my head the next time I open my to-do list 😂

@jimthechaosbunny Месяц назад

Thanks, I'm now humming 'To-do list, to to to do' to the tune of baby shark! 😂

@isirlasplace91 Месяц назад

When I was in my twenties, I made this big speech to my mom on how I really needed to renew my glasses so I wasn't coming back home unless I got new glasses. Came back home with a bleached blond pixie cut when I had long brown hair before leaving. No glasses😂 My mom still teases me about it!

@badgerius1 Месяц назад

How many ADHD'ers does it take to change a... find a...open the...recycle the... take out the...mow the lawn?

@pjfarrell1025 Месяц назад

It could be worse, you could be taking out the lawn and mowing the recycling.

@hweidigiv 24 дня назад

I forget the setup, but the punchline was... And now I forgot that. Nevermind.

@acespot1 Месяц назад

I have ACTUALLY used my cellphone to find my cellphone before realizing I was holding it in my hand. The best was when i was searching EVERYWHERE for my sunglasses, then finally asked someone if they had seen them. "Um, you're WEARING them..."

@sherrymerrill6317 Месяц назад

I've done that before, too.😂

@JustinWarkentin Месяц назад

I've had my wife call my phone to help me find it only to discover it was in my left hand

@MilkyWay_0113 Месяц назад

me too OH MY GOD HAHAHAH and on that same note, i have exclaimed "WHERE ARE MY GLASSES" and frantically searched for them while literally wearing them...

@Galactus23 Месяц назад

the amount of times that I have searched for my phone or glasses when its in my hand is scary :( lol

@LL-yy6mn Месяц назад

I've done that with my eyeglasses and I'm nearsighted!

@peachdust Месяц назад

I so agree with the distraction jokes. My thing is actually taking in so much information, seeing every single detail, that I'm paralyzed by the data

@clarissajanes6950 Месяц назад

Speaking of the getting distracted by a squirrel, I was talking to my uncle and he lost me and I looked excited. He was like "you saw a lizard didn't you" hahahaha... yes I did

@theyoftheravens Месяц назад

Hilariously, I was going to make a joke about our attention spans being to Scale.... and then immediately had to go look up and see if lizards has scales or skin both bc I suddenly needed to know, and also to have my pun be accurate. I think I may actually be the joke here. 😅😂

@phelan_pt Месяц назад

It's ants or other cool bugs for me 😅

@Galgamos Месяц назад

Why does it only take a single person with ADHD to throw a CEO meet-up into chaos? Executive Function Disorder

@ricky7326 Месяц назад

"Sorry what was the question" made me laugh bc it was so true. This sentence goes through my head multiple times a day, but I usually don't ask it out loud bc it would make me look bad. Instead I am now a detective on the case using different questions to try and find the original point of the conversation, faking it until I make it or until I take the whole thing down a random rabbit hole about my latest obsession.

@AsmodeusMictian Месяц назад

100% This.

@vircostas1144 Месяц назад

Many times I answer "Yes, of course!" without knowing what they told me. I let them talk. I'll ask again later what they asked me for. Oops

@DaffCookie Месяц назад

Also the, what was I talking about...

@timjafekpoetry Месяц назад

Not a "joke" per se, but a funny definition of a term I made up: Extrusive thoughts- as opposed to intrusive thoughts, extrusive ones are thoughts you can't help but blurt out (like when you see a cool animal or have to wonder about the etymology about a word or phrase)

@furrygodmother5199 18 дней назад

This really made me laugh ! It is SO true!

@sarahnemzerkohl9516 Месяц назад

You skipped over the announcement that you got engaged!! Wow! I love seeing you and Dr. B together. Congrats and enjoy your little one!

@TheEDFLegacy Месяц назад

His comedic timing is the reason why you had a child with that man? That is so hilarious! 😅

@chrys9256 Месяц назад

I'm sure the fact that he looks like Geralt of Rivia also contributed.

@theedoctorb Месяц назад

@@chrys9256 I didn't when we met. I only grew my hair out once the pandemic prevented me from going to the barber. Now my game industry friends want me to keep leaning into the Geralt thing. 🤣

@fedor7695 Месяц назад

@@theedoctorbman they're right no doubt

@SmallSpoonBrigade Месяц назад

I got as far as the counting sheep one. I knew that he was going to start counting things that weren't sheep, and it still got me.

@nBasedAce Месяц назад

I went to a zoo the other day. They only had a dog. It was a shitzu.

@Jo1day Месяц назад

I would actually like a book along the lines of 'You Might Be A Redneck If" But instead goes "If You've Never (Blank), you might not have ADHD". The one line I did come up with was "If You've never lost your keys in your own hand, you might not have ADHD" I think I wrote and did a picture of that after it actually happened...

@1n20DnD Месяц назад

If you've never walked into a room, forgot why you were there, walked out of the room to remember, remembered, walked back into the room, and forgot again...😂 If you've never started 5 new books before reading the first book you started...😅 This is a great idea for a joke book!

@Jo1day Месяц назад

@@1n20DnD Lol, I've done that first thing going up the stairs to get a drink of water in the morning. My brother and his friend who'd stayed the night followed me upstairs because they thought I was sleep walking. Probably didn't help that I turned around and paused a bit on the stairs before I remembered why I was going upstairs in the first place.

@sherrymerrill6317 Месяц назад

If you've never left your phone in an odd place like the linen closet or the refrigerator you probably don't have ADHD.

@alarcon99 Месяц назад

If you have never lost your glasses, on the top of your head…

@MilkyWay_0113 Месяц назад

@@1n20DnD OMGGGGGG the amount of freaking times i've done the walking in and out of a room thing!!!!!!! it's so infuriating in the moment especially when you're already running late!!!!

@cdcontent Месяц назад

My therapist says that, if I want to be a Social Media influencer with ADHD, I should get a film camera; that way it'll help me process my negative self image.

@qw1328 Месяц назад

Q: "On a scale from 1 to 10, how forgetful are you?" A: "On a scale from 1 to what?" Q: "From 1 to 10" A: "What was the question again?" Q: "Forget it!"

@julen2380 Месяц назад

Good grief. I read your comment and I swear by the time I got to "what was the question again?", I was like "exactly, what was this about?" 🤔😂

@qw1328 Месяц назад

@@julen2380 😂

@karen23826 Месяц назад

This gives me such who’s on first vibes lol

@Pimkly Месяц назад

Final A: I already did

@drakkensdatter Месяц назад

Most people watch videos in HD We watch videos in 80HD

@aliengeo Месяц назад

Also: I feel like my fave joke from this video is the orange juice one SPECIFICALLY bc of Jessica's addition in the middle there accidentally proving his point 😂

@stealthhumor Месяц назад

Knock knock. Who's there? What?

@callumramage Месяц назад

Knock knock Who's there? Huh? Huh who? bless you.

@phelan_pt Месяц назад

Username checks out.

@mlewis1177 Месяц назад

Jokester: Knock knock. ADHDer: who's there? Jokester: ADHD ADHDer: I'm sorry. Could you please start from the beginning?

@NightPaws_ 18 дней назад

This one literally made me laugh-cry

@craigfaulkner8455 Месяц назад

My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD. Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane.

@ktqueen Месяц назад

I thought my airpods had fallen out of the case and looked for them for a full 10 minutes before I realized they were in my ears.

@RosanBan Месяц назад

Been there, done that...

@EnabiSeira Месяц назад

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?" One, and a previous two hours long research on the invention of the light bulb, the electricity and a new playlist full of Fujiya & Miyagi songs. "What's an ADHD person's favourite excercise?" Jumping hobbies.

@kathymarshall220 Месяц назад

Contenders for the ADHD favourite sport punchline: Jumping the gun, The 50 metre dash out the door, Skating through tasks at the last minute,

@lykta Месяц назад

Also: Throwing caution to the wind

@theyoftheravens Месяц назад

Discus-sing whatever their current special interest is 😜

@beezwacks Месяц назад

@@theyoftheravens *hyperfixation

@SetBeautyFree Месяц назад

Speed cleaning

@pjfarrell1025 Месяц назад

Snowboarding - it would have been skiing but just can't seem to find what I've done with the other ski.

@samk3141 Месяц назад

My friends don't always remember I have ADHD, until I get them a glass of water and come back with an Ice cube tray :D

@theyoftheravens Месяц назад

Procrasticleaning for me is called Productination 😂 being productive in a way that's procrastinating

@OakleafRanger09 Месяц назад

I was going to write an ADHD joke but I kept forgetting what I was doing.

@reihanabi Месяц назад

I do jump to one conclusion just about every time, though. The conclusion that everything is my fault.

@HowtoADHD Месяц назад

Oof yeah that's relatable.

@olgam5601 Месяц назад

Everything can’t possibly be your fault because everything is my fault.

@curiousone6129 23 дня назад

@@olgam5601 But I'm responsible for everything, so it must be my fault.

@joanneduval5532 Месяц назад

One ADHD experience I had was stopping at a drive thru coffee shop and trying to place my order with a trash can until I realized that the speaker was 10 feet away from the menu. The funniest part was that my mom never noticed it. I think she has ADHD also. 😂

@NightPaws_ 18 дней назад

I know someone else this has happened to!

@willtharp7477 Месяц назад

Person: How can you tell if a squirrel has ADHD? Squirrel: HUMAN!

@HowtoADHD Месяц назад

PPPFFTTTThahahaha omg that's great!

@ShaySaysSo Месяц назад

Don't get it...

@MilkyWay_0113 Месяц назад

@@ShaySaysSo because the very common ADHD joke is that a human with ADHD screams "SQUIRREL" anytime they see a squirrel. in this case, it's reversed! so the squirrel with ADHD screams "HUMAN" when they see a human! i hope that helped! /positive

@ShaySaysSo Месяц назад

@@MilkyWay_0113 thank you ❤️

@Delenne_Russell Месяц назад

While I didn’t laugh, I casually scrolled down and back up on this one about 5 times before realizing the "wait for it" of the blank space was a great bonus joke about distraction making me forget the question and that got me smiling. Then I realized I was supposed to be doing something else. Again. Ooh, shiney!

@RedShirtSmith Месяц назад

For a second at the end there i thought he was going to try to get her to tell him a joke while he's in a video she's watching.

@TheRationalPi Месяц назад

Oh god, my favorite version of that is. "I have a great knock knock joke. You start it!" The moment of realization after they say "Knock Knock" and you reply "Who's there?" Is beautiful.

@mlewis1177 Месяц назад

@@TheRationalPithat's one of my favorite jokes! It was in Labyrinth!

@mlewis1177 Месяц назад

Yay, m not the only one who thought that! 😂

@MichelleLJones-jv8ko Месяц назад

How did the bunny with ADHD escape from the dog? --- It went down a rabbit hole.

@jimthechaosbunny Месяц назад

As a bunny with ADHD, can confirm! 😂

@drakedbz Месяц назад

What is the most common injury ADHDers get? Analysis paralysis.

@pootsieman Месяц назад

adhd hack: increase productivity by squeezing one or two tasks in between putting on one your left sock and your right sock

@indigoziona Месяц назад

Omg yes. I feel seen.

@rachelh6215 24 дня назад

Yikes! I hate socks, but wearing just one is too much. Everything must be symmetrical.

@pootsieman 24 дня назад

@@rachelh6215 i agree, and yet here i am

@z3r0n3ss Месяц назад

I have a story about the lightbulb joke. I got my diagnosis in the summer of 2001, after my first year of college. And while i had started taking medication, we had not narrowed down the right dosage. So needless to say, i was still very easily distracted. A friend of mine told me that joke and within the 5 seconds that it took her to start the joke, i had completely forgotten that she was in the middle of telling me a joke. I legitimately thought that she was suggesting we go ride our bikes.

@JohnPaulEnsign Месяц назад

"What I'm getting from this is that we need better jokes about ADHD" 😂 Brutal haha

@JonBrase Месяц назад

3:02 Not sure if it's the autism or the ADHD, but I definitely will catch it if someone accidentally says something that's a movie line or a song lyric, and will definitely respond with the next line.

@Kai-Xi Месяц назад

9:27 reminds me of when I went to the store to buy 1 thing, then returned home with 1 (different) thing. Task failed successfully.

@nathanventry4693 Месяц назад

Failed “ successfully“ ,nice.

@lcirocco Месяц назад

My colleague complained that some people talk for so long and don't even realise she had to go to the bathroom. Little did they know "we were on the way to the bathroom before we started talking to them"!

@pvtpain66k Месяц назад

my brain does the "Old mcdonald had a farm AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!" really bad...

@rayanmozamel1458 Месяц назад

True, the melody sounds the same to me

@spotterofgold Месяц назад

And MY brain would go, "Old MacDonald had a farm and Bingo was his name-o. OH, SUSANNAH, NOW DON'T YOU CRY FOR ME..."

@ajs787 Месяц назад

The fact that those melodies blend so well is really what does it.

@Moraenil Месяц назад

My brain often goes from a certain point in the Star Wars Main Theme seamlessly into the Superman Theme, and I often don't even realize it for a few minutes at least.

@Delenne_Russell Месяц назад

I've gone from the Imperial March into a version of the Indiana Jones theme more times than I can remember. But definitely a bunch. Also stinks when you're in a first aid course and they recommend the Imperial March for helping time CPR Compressions. Good thing I know Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees does the same thing and I don't blend that one.