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@yandomino6421 2 года назад

these PSAs are so cute i wish canada was real

@big_sea 2 года назад

yea

@TheHermioneGranger.. 2 года назад

Yes

@IMPofTHEGASsTATION 2 года назад

me too

@katie-ne2ix 2 года назад

yes i’m so sad that it’s just pure fiction.

@adso2686 2 года назад

I know right? There’s this hypothetical syrup, the Maple syrup. I wish that existed as well.

@Aventurinesgirl 2 года назад

Kurtis thinking he got a private michael jackson concert everyday is the funniest shit

@AngelaMerici12 2 года назад

Funny thing is when I was a kid I used to think similar things like if people don't get tired of acting the commercials 😆🤣🤣!!

@voluntaryismistheanswer 2 года назад

In my head every day, at least I had the Rose parade to go by lol

@krispykreme6082 2 года назад

* 💀

@LyfeIllustration 2 года назад

Dude. When I was really little I watched the Lion King on VHS like every day. One day I had the BRILLIANT idea that I could go hang out with Simba and all my favorite characters....if I just had a hammer to open up the TV (duh). To this day I'm so glad I never found a hammer, and yes I looked around the house. So if you see a kid toddling around the house with an agenda they may just be on a death mission they think is genius. Kids are so dumb lol

@thatadorfullyy815 2 года назад

All these bots in the reply section

@phntmomega 2 года назад

honestly getting jumpscared by: “guy gets buttcrack surgically removed because he’s scared of any kind of crack now” is funnier than any sketch that could’ve been made from that lol

@krustygureum 2 года назад

Timestamp??

@phntmomega 2 года назад

@@krustygureum 14:44

@QiotiCoyote 2 года назад

ok but kurtis had to photoshop. he sacrifices so much for his videos and I respect that

@phntmomega 2 года назад

@@QiotiCoyote yes. bless

@Varphi_ 2 года назад

James Charles crackles bbl pic

@cococastrec2436 Год назад

Kurtis hating himself for literally being a literal child with an imagination is top tier

@hamsterstyle6152 6 месяцев назад

He’s so real for that

@digitalartemis333 Год назад

As a previous little girl, I can say I spent most of my time acting out the most dramatic stories I could dream up with my Barbie/American girl dolls. Death, injury, crazy storms, heartbreak, etc. I also like pretending I had to survive in the wilderness in the backyard

@WandererBasil Год назад

i did the same thing but with my LPS! i remember me and my cousin would play with LPS and make crazy scenarios everytime we hung out xD

@sundance3945 Год назад

@@WandererBasil my LPS went through so much trauma, i specifically remember that i had made up a story where one got in a crash and LOST AN EYE? like girl…

@beep3242 Год назад

My monster highs and barbies kissed and drowned each other. Yeah...

@mygoodfriendcosmo Год назад

WHAT IS IT WITH YOUNG LITTLE GIRLS AND RECREATING THE EVOLUTION OF MAN

@thallium.81 Год назад

Same! I remember I had Polly Pockets that I played with in the bathtub. I tied them up in hair clips and ritually drowned them, and I acted out the terror and futile escape attempts the remaining Polly Pockets went through when they saw their friends dying horribly. Their misery and fear only increased the closer they got to the edge, looking down on their friends limp corpses at the bottom of the tub, begging for help from an unforgiving universe. Their god was a 5 year old who did not care for their happiness.

@Leightr 2 года назад

My wife was so enamored with the concept of little house hippos that I bought a few dozen little plastic hippos at a toy shop and hid them around the house. Peeking from behind books, on top of shelves, from under the dresser. For about two weeks I got to hear a little shriek of delight every time she found one.

@cranberryrosebud 2 года назад

That is the cutest thing I've ever heard

@lazersneverdie3561 2 года назад

I love you Bob & I could only imagine how much more your wife loves you :’) this is the sweetest

@chloestabler2174 2 года назад

you are a pure, sweet soul, sir. thank you from all women for making her so happy.

@_Kuma_ 2 года назад

That’s really wholesome, well done.

@squidcoffee 2 года назад

..y'know, maybe humanity isn't that bad

@reagandalton849 2 года назад

i genuinely remember being a child and watching hannah montana being like “yknow if she wanted to keep such a big secret you’d think she wouldn’t make a tv show about it”

@meganb3448 2 года назад

and it didn't help that miley cyrus name in the show is miley stewart 💀 i thought it was a documentary show HAHA

@Cherry-li6nk 2 года назад

@@meganb3448 AND BILLY RAY?! safe to say that i was confused asf

@arizonael 2 года назад

lmao but thats actually so cuteee

@yusraaa9418 2 года назад

No cause your right

@TubbsCustard 2 года назад

ME TOO OH MY GOD I WAS SO CONFUSEd WHEN SHE RELEASED HANNA MONTANA ALBUMS AND MILEY ALBUMS

@septiceye_3706 Год назад

I almost cried when Kurtis said that he believed Michael Jackson would stay in the TV and perform "Will You Be There" for him and him only whenever he'd watch Free Willy as a kid, that's literally the funniest shit I've ever heard

@zthefur 7 месяцев назад

The ones that really scared me were the "The Real Cost" lung cancer ones. Those little lungs in a great big world freakin' scared me.

@user-rs2uu3tu8s 7 месяцев назад

Oh my god same

@shinyyy.speckkk 5 месяцев назад

aw dude I forgot about those

@WandererBasil Месяц назад

little lungs in a great big world traumatized me as a kid istg 😭 everytime i saw them start i would run to my room and hide so i wouldn’t have to see them

@g0ref4iry48 27 дней назад

I was trying to remember any psa’s from america and I was like “maybe we just didn’t have them” AND THEN I SAW THIS COMMENT AND REMEMBERED OMG

@The_Andyman 2 года назад

“I can’t watch anything on Netflix these days, there’s just no commercials.” Don’t worry Kurtis, Netflix heard you.

@owie8212 2 года назад

Finally it's here! More ads :))

@blending_in 2 года назад

@@owie8212 I'm so sick of seeing them everywhere bruh.. everytime I come across them (which is every two minutes) I get the urge to bang my head against the wall😭

@shineinstars 2 года назад

@@owie8212 exactly what we needed :)))

@josus4115 2 года назад

@Türkiyeyi seviyorum idk about yall but i think pizza might be on 10,000 matches

@EatFrozenPlastic 2 года назад

@@josus4115 well I’m thinking that’s it’s finally here

@Saltier 2 года назад

The moral: Every character in a Kurtis sketch is allergic to peanuts until proven otherwise.

@goofys_left_ballsack3048 2 года назад

I'm starting to think he actually is allergic to peanuts

@Saltier 2 года назад

@Тhе Gаmе Shorts 🅥 the fact my comment got so popular it got botted is really quite the compliment.

@legendoflizzie4849 2 года назад

Finally it’s here ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hioaX2Bjdqw.html

@sillymangart 2 года назад

@@Saltier the bots are coming. oh no. anyways good job on getting bot comments, ur famous now

@Catglittercrafts 2 года назад

Here it’s finally (insert random suspicious link)

@pipticken 10 месяцев назад

You should check out the British psa's from the early 2000's. They were like short horror movies, very graphic deaths. There was one about a little girl that gets hit by a car, it's about reducing speed and it sort of rewinds time and all her bones unbreak. It's really haunted me since I saw it as a kid...

@summernovah 3 месяца назад

Reminds me of a bullying psa we were shown in 6th grade in class where this little boy gets dropped on a toilet after some kids try to give him a swirlie and his skull cracks open and he dies. They don't show any actual gore, but they show this like watered down "blood" and it made me so horrified, I'll remember it for the rest of my life even with my bad memory

@ghoultooth Месяц назад

There was one for fireworks that fucked me up. It was like this charred face covered in flames 😂 shit was weird

@izzytepe Год назад

when i would watch sitcoms as a kid, i remember thinking that wherever the actors looked, there would be a teleprompter there with the script. like if they looked up, there was one on the ceiling, if they looked down, there was one on the floor. i could not fathom the idea that they memorized their lines

@Knolch 4 месяца назад

You know they kind of do it for some of the more braindead actors that get cast mostly for looks. I´m not going to mention names out of respect but we all can think of at least two immediately I bet.

@goobermcfee8869 2 месяца назад

Like who? drop some names

@izzytepe 2 месяца назад

@@goobermcfee8869 specifically full house. i watched so much damn full house.

@g0ref4iry48 27 дней назад

@@KnolchI cant lmao, drop some names

@sepiteria7797 2 года назад

Not Canadian, but I remember a PSA in an assembly where a girl named Crystal went to every kid in the neighborhood and asked if they wanted to play and every kid slammed the door in her face and I remember feeling SO BAD for her. Then the video revealed that her full name was crystal meth and you should never play with crystal meth. I don’t. I don’t why they thought getting a bunch of 9 year olds to sympathize with crystal meth was a good idea.

@scdu 2 года назад

Looool what the fuck

@girlinurbasement 2 года назад

WHAT- This should be in the top 10 greatest anime betrayals I did not expect that-

@Miraclelittlepie 2 года назад

Honestly that,would make me wanna do Crystal meth i feel bad for her

@marnenotmarnie259 2 года назад

why did they think that was a good idea. now i will feel bad for crystal meth since i have learned that it's a person with feelings.

@-Vixieeee 2 года назад

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@gemmafeltovich6130 2 года назад

the fear anti-smoking PSAs instilled in me as a child was so strong that every time i walked past someone smoking on the street (or my grandparents' house) i would hold my breath and then fucking pray

@sunanimoon 2 года назад

thought i was gonna get the hole in my neck from second-hand smoke

@catherinehall6347 2 года назад

I remember the one where he yanks his teeth out at the convenience store counter 😭

@8ri1 2 года назад

im 24 and i still do this XD just in case

@emi-ry4tf 2 года назад

dude the photos on the back of some cigarette boxes scared the absolute crap out of me i didn't even wanna consider smoking when i'm older

@spaghetto9836 2 года назад

@@sunanimoon BRUH, THAT OLD LADY WITH A HOLE IN HER NECK WHO TALKED LIKE T-800?? THAT STUCK WITH ME AS A CHILDHOOD MEMORY 😭😭😭 Also I still hold my breath walking past smokers in fear :)

@Marlyjade Год назад

I grew up with all of these. House hippos live rent free in my brain. Canadian treasure and an actually great PSA about misinformation

@emiliew5553 Год назад

don't worry kurtis, i also thought house hippos were real. i always thought the only reason i never saw one was bc my bedtime was 8:30 (i did not know that i had free will and could stay up to catch one if i wanted to)

@8makes1team81 2 года назад

I think KurtisTown needs its own PSA. I vote for Barbie saying “Balls” Other options are; Bratz doll saying “ew” The weasel moaning

@katie-ne2ix 2 года назад

i second that vote

@Ranboo-The-Beloved 2 года назад

I third that vote

@_andthelike 2 года назад

that with the bratz doll saying ew

@moonlightsarsaparilla7311 2 года назад

um yes please

@Moonxsta 2 года назад

Im with this

@danielspencer8205 2 года назад

danny is going to be so mad when he finds out you weren’t thinking critically

@gamespyder5513 2 года назад

Lol nice one

@lemon4087 2 года назад

Woah there bot magnet 😏

@SuperBatmanNerd 2 года назад

It’ll make him go “Kurtissss 😊 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE 😡

@Lilianna411 2 года назад

Beautiful comment

@FIREcrochethairstyles 2 года назад

I love how niche this joke is.

@Only_Hopee Год назад

When I was younger, I asked my dad when things stopped being black and white for him. He was so confused and asked what I meant. I continued with, "Yeah, did you just wake up one day and things were colorful?" It took him up until that point to realize I was referring to old black and white tv programs vs colored tv, and thinking the transition happened in real life like that, too. 🤦‍♀🤦‍♀(also funnier when you consider I had accidentally under-handedly called my dad old af, too 😂)

@tsyphon9192 Год назад

"There's just no comercials in Netflix!" Top ten photos taken only moments before disaster

@elijahtheresebasas1680 2 года назад

kurtis saying “cosplaying” a british person instead of “impersonating” is so funny to me. how do you even cosplay as a british person lol

@tofluffs7975 2 года назад

U just rip ur upper lip off and there u go

@InvestmentIdea 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-93Fyv4XAr-A.html Finally its here .

@bobbii 2 года назад

They're larping lol

@asadbrick9071 2 года назад

Monocle, wavy mustache, rounded top hat and a cane.

@lovepantalone_kaeya 2 года назад

@@asadbrick9071 A "Cheerio!" and your cosplay is complete.

@Amber_Oakheart Год назад

Honestly, as a canadian kid growing up in the 90s / early 2000s, I loved our PSA's. They were so weird or funny they made me watch and pay attention.

@Knolch 4 месяца назад

That´s the genius behind it, so kids enjoy them and remember them and show their friends. In Germany PSAs are about as entertaining or gripping as peeling potatoes. They go more for the very depressing and seem to be tailored more for the parents, like "Don´t let your children do X or Y" "Every year, X children die from X". Then some slow-mo grey and white footage of a kid doing something stupid. Sometimes a hospital bed with a kid full of tubes or even a child´s coffin back in the day. I guess the assumption is that children don´t watch unsupervised TV. Which happens to also be a PSA.

@detroityeet7048 Год назад

6:59 holy shit just the two seconds of "Usain Bolt is really fast" and the video cutting back like nothing happened was so much funnier than any joke he could have told there

@MahouScream 2 года назад

I understand most youtubers don't actually use the sponsors they advertise and they just read out the ad copy for the sponsorship, but its honestly really funny to me to have Kurtis be advertising Current, an online banking service only available in the USA he can't even use, on a video about such a painfully Canadian topic.

@ree3762 2 года назад

Lmaoo, he gotta do what he gotta do to get that bag 😂

@trinitywilliams2331 2 года назад

💀

@dallaskersey101 2 года назад

maybe it's easier to get paid when he's in the states?

@marzgirl99 2 года назад

Lol that’s hilarious. He didn’t really think this one through

@LexsLowdown 2 года назад

Kurtis saying he wasn’t “cosplaying” a British person as if we don’t actually exist outside of movies/tv shows 💀 Edit: Kurtis was totally right. My arms have started disintegrating, I think I’m returning back into the digital realm. I guess British people really don’t exist.

@gemmonade_ 2 года назад

💀💀💀

@skidy12 2 года назад

What time stamp is this?

@toastarkat 2 года назад

Back to the Harry Potter universe

@WhoTookSpecimen 2 года назад

@Neena Gabriel dude “Tom Holland” isn’t real remember? He’s “British”

@alipali 2 года назад

*sigh* Let's go back into the television, we have to do another show on there. Surprised we all aren't tired yet of being on there all the time.

@karmajester6504 6 месяцев назад

I think the PSA that got me the most as a kid was the one with the crack smuggling dog 😭 i was so traumatized by the idea of people smuggling drugs INSIDE dogs, I was so suspicious of every dog I met for years after lol

@yugare-chan4742 Год назад

Yeah no, I was a dumbass kid and thought house hippos were real and my grandma fed into it by letting me leave out a piece of toast with peanut butter at night that she would take bites out of and create tiny footprints with a toy cow. I remember all these PSA's it is like a blast of nostalgia.

@petergershon4734 10 месяцев назад

W grandma

@bonesawbrother930 2 года назад

No longer a girl, but as an autistic child I read about girls “chasing boys” during recess, and I took that literally. Wanting to be a Normal Girl, I chose a boy pretty much at random and chased him down every day at recess. No one stopped me, and I have no idea what I planned to do if I ever caught him. I kind of knew that would never happen

@nikkicrisp8563 2 года назад

Omg same. I love the internet, reminds me that I’m not alone 😅

@basillemonade1427 2 года назад

This made me laugh so hard

@swinona7739 2 года назад

Okay I’m an autist lesbian and I would follow my friend around while she was chasing a boy. Idk what was going on but I remember the chase was fun (i met the guy at a gay event years later and it was one of his formative gay experiences 😅)

@tracychallice1099 2 года назад

same, but one day I realized I was running faster than him and didn’t know what to do so I just ran past him, decided that the entire time it had been a race with no track and I finally won

@nikkicrisp8563 2 года назад

@tracychallice I love that plot twist you created

@FrostedGalaxies 2 года назад

Honestly the anti-smoking PSAs in Australia were so effective on me that the first time I met a smoker, they were a friend of my grandmother and they started to smoke, I ran away crying an hid in the bathroom until she left. I will never smoke a cigarette to this day.

@naomiportlouis1695 2 года назад

YES! Aussie anti-smoking psa's are on another level. My sister is so scarred by them she cannot be around people smoking, she holds her breath and runs away.

@willjenkin1023 2 года назад

Those ads are effective as all hell, but also traumatising as hell. You'd go into woolies with your mum, and as you were leaving and exiting, you'd see those awful pictures of disfigured toes and an eye pried open with metal. They are single-handedly the reason that I will never smoke a cigarette in my life.

@salome972 2 года назад

@@willjenkin1023 holy shit yes especially the eye pried open with the metal that scarred me I will never touch a cigarette in my life now

@onthewattle 2 года назад

the one i remember most is the surgeon milking those organs and tubes for fatty tar and shit. He was squeezing them like a toothpaste tube

@zamnvs3515 2 года назад

Holy shit yeah those PSAs are so graphic 😭

@moonslanded9529 Год назад

the cat screaming from the pharmacist woke my cat up and he was not happy lmao

@kurokasteele4830 Год назад

8:11 To be fair in some degree, the former was about actually more important and managable factors- while the other was about fitness, it was focused on appearances etc. Being fit is pretty all around an admirable goal, and much more approachable and achievable than being slim and muscled etc.

@depuydt2011 2 года назад

The non-smoking PSAs were the creepiest. I distinctly remember one where somebody was smoking in the living room and laughing at TV and the smoke went down the hall into the baby's room and suffocated them

@yoongiverse. 2 года назад

uh w h a t

@watermelon.. 2 года назад

holy shit- that’s scary as hell for a toddler

@vulcanhobo2147 2 года назад

I remember the one where it shows the smoke going into the girls body and fucking it all up. It was creepy as shit!

@vizzy5764 2 года назад

Oh god the negative-nostalgia that just washed over me

@sjfscxxr1973 2 года назад

Also that one where the person buys a pack and instead of using money they pull out their teeth

@silvermoons7539 2 года назад

Dude I thought during commercials animators drew the next part of the show really fast and that's why they needed ads, so the animators could take a break. I thought that for reruns too and I was always like "I wonder if the animators get tired of drawing the same episode again."

@miss_chelles1338 Год назад

Yo- 💀. Honestly, I'd believe that as a kid too.

@ahucian5663 Год назад

i thought the same exact thing but with live action shows! like they had to act the episodes at the exact time i was watching them

@elizahamilton6265 Год назад

I thought the same thing about cartoons when I learned that voice actors are the ones who make the voices lol, I literally thought that every time I wanted to watch Cars that Larry the Cable Guy would show up inside my tv and voice Mater at the exact time the movie is playing

@beachvermin Год назад

this comment made me remember things about kid me i wish would stay buried

@Micahrulezes Год назад

This is adorable

@ghostbee2371 Год назад

as a child i remember thinking smoking was the most explicit thing ever, to the point where if someone was smoking i would immediately avert my eyes and walk away as fast as possible. one week in 8th grade, we had to watch these videos on how smoking was bad (they were all basically psas) and i literally couldn’t watch them as they made me so uncomfortable. to this day smoking still makes me very uncomfortable lol

@zeynepnaztuzun4125 Год назад

17:10 as somebody whose gonna become an pharmacist, I can confidently say thats what we do :)

@kelducks5497 2 года назад

Best part is that the PSA's where so focused on regular cigarettes that they got a whole generation that hated cigarettes, but thought VAPING was the shit 💀

@flamingghottea 2 года назад

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@namjoondimples2389 2 года назад

honestly tho😭

@hotsexyangel 2 года назад

I can’t think of anything more lame than vaping tbfh 💀

@pennywisethedancingclown4024 2 года назад

It’s true, but vaping is delightful haha

@solitomatonic9554 2 года назад

to be fair, cigarettes dont taste like candy

@gothichorrorthotcore8191 2 года назад

He finally did it. With the beanie he’s completed his stereotypical stoner cosplay

@Heather-ip8sd Год назад

The cool stoner uncle

@KiingBiing Год назад

Funniest and confirmed fact, he’s not even a stoner

@2cat4life Год назад

*touque

@onelastch4nce557 Год назад

@@KiingBiing he is

@KiingBiing Год назад

@@onelastch4nce557 nah, went to his shows and he admitted that he doesn’t smoke weed as much. He’s done it before but he said it generally gave him anxiety so he doesn’t do it as much Just taking the info I heard from him. I could be wrong and he changed tho. It was from last year

@wisvai279 Год назад

I remember that when I was a kid I used to think that every RU-vid video was a live stream and if I played the game that the RU-vidr was playing and got lucky I would be in the video.

@adumpsterdiver9623 Год назад

I thought the same thing too! I would try to never pause the video cuz I thought I would be behind and not be able to see them in the game. Im glad I'm not that crazy

@radioactiveanimations4159 Год назад

I remember this like “The first naturally born smoker” PSA and it was terrifying

@matthewmccollum7958 2 года назад

“Not every joke needs a green-screen sketch.” Proceeds to almost immediately do a green-screen sketch.

@Slothmantha 2 года назад

He did wink

@lalenahoffmann3804 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-93Fyv4XAr-A.html Finally it's here.

@monmonimaa9447 2 года назад

A PSA that always bummed me out as a kid- was that smoke PSA where this person is like "smoking makes you sexy and mysterious" but at the end you hear the heart monitor and see a patient in a wheelchair like "but also gives you cancer" and I was like. " o k...."

@MariaTex3 Год назад

Bro, I remember that one! It was like "They say smoking will make you attractive, the say it will make you happy, etc. But the truth is (cut to scene of old lady on oxygen) you could end up like me." Always made me feel sad, man.

@phillysmallz Год назад

I remember being frozen to my bed after seeing that PSA. Soo unnerving as a kid. I feel like it came on before some movies 🙃☠️

@LaterRadiatior Год назад

What was that psa called

@McGee_YT Год назад

@@LaterRadiatior icons

@jenniferdunstan5065 Год назад

@@phillysmallz that's what they were trying to do, show the actual effects of smoking and addiction so children don't want to smoke bc who wants to live with cancer

@ei5287 Год назад

House hippos became the go-to excuse for leaving crumbs everywhere and I unironically had "don't put it in your mouth" on my iPod shuffle back in the day. Thank you, company's name that I completely missed and didn't go back to find for this comment. My childhood was better, if not safer, because of you.

@everlystinks Год назад

as soon as i saw that dimly lit kitchen pure joy flooded through me. I used to make little beds for house hippos in my closet in hopes of seeing one

@hoshitiger1010 2 года назад

the last psa was actually horrifying solely because of the puppets they’re horrendous oh my god

@sweetcreamnpeaches9577 2 года назад

I know they reminded me of the mr.meaty puppets 😩

@prayingmantis8148 2 года назад

Yeah why does one have a tiny sausage for a mouth

@smileypedestrian4123 2 года назад

look up tipi tales

@Mossfaerie 2 года назад

lmao I didn't watch the full video and already knew what you meant

@Mossfaerie 2 года назад

@@smileypedestrian4123 NO WE DON'T TALK ABOUT TIPI TALES

@jacobc9221 2 года назад

Whenever Kurtis explains a joke, it's actually a joke itself. The punchline is that explaining jokes usually ruin them, so as a professional comedian, he's constantly ruining his jokes in an ironic way. Because it's ironic, the joke is not actually ruined, but instead trumped by the joke of explaining it.

@goeland4585 2 года назад

Hilarious!

@kritikumar6134 2 года назад

I'd say you ruined the joke by explaining it but "because it's ironic, the joke is not actually ruined, but instead trumped by the joke of explaining it."

@Eternal_Sufferring 2 года назад

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@lalaloopsyyay7828 2 года назад

You got kurtised

@clownball3457 2 года назад

hes a funny man

@hamsterstyle6152 6 месяцев назад

4:46 I freaking love it when kurtis waggles his finger accusingly at the viewer lmfao

@juniperjonestown 9 месяцев назад

When I was younger I thought that the reason certain songs played on the radio was because that’s who was at the radio station, like 100s of artists giving live shows everyday at a radio station

@egg9572 2 года назад

I had a fushigi ball as a kid-extremely disappointed that it wasn’t ACTUALLY magic

@EatFrozenPlastic 2 года назад

Dude my dad had one and I remember playing with it sometimes and I had no idea what it was until now

@abigailindomenico3639 2 года назад

dude i remember BEGGING my dad for one and when i got it i was soooo disappointed that it wasn’t a floating magic ball and just a heavy sphere that I hurt myself with after dropping it on my foot 😐

@LPOW84 2 года назад

I am literally just now finding out its not magic, wow big sad 😢

@avril6922 2 года назад

...maybe

@logieboi2902 2 года назад

You’re saying it wasn’t magic?

@josie2772 2 года назад

As a kid for far too long I thought actors dying or getting hurt was real. I was so blown away by the commitment to make just a movie.

@liahamilton8931 2 года назад

Haha I remember watching Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and was blown away that he actually had to die for the movie when they showed his grave. I asked my dad did he actually die and I guess my dad thought I was talking about the character because he said yeah he did die.

@kayakat1869 2 года назад

So you thought all of those movies were basically snuff films? That's really funny. Kids are crazy.

@josie2772 2 года назад

@@kayakat1869 100% believed that. Feared for my life jaws would come snatch me like all the people in the movie 💀 I didn’t live anywhere near the ocean tho just dumb

@jaylynnmatthies6500 2 года назад

Yes!! And that couples in tv were actually together. I also thought that singers had to be in the studio every time a song was playing!

@katiewallen9250 2 года назад

Im a caregiver and my 49 year old patient believes this

@maegatron6897 Год назад

My favourite Canadian commercial was for marine land I think specifically the 2013 one 😂😂 you know “EVERYONE LOVES MARINELAND”

@LemondemonZz 11 месяцев назад

13:53 Coraline and Dont Hug Me Im Scared(kinda, its really gorey, and covers adult topics but looks like a kids show, so think it counts. plus it was my cildhood show.)

@narusasusupremacy3314 2 года назад

the “little lungs in a great big world” for anti smoking was so terrifying. it was so realistic and it was so creepy and like meaty

@Foxgurloli 2 года назад

and bloody

@emmyarmstrong1540 2 года назад

@@lostavenue4819 excuse me??? did you say you wrote fanfiction around the lung from the smoking advert???

@sebastiansepulveda547 2 года назад

You thought it was scary?

@maddie.matney 2 года назад

@@lostavenue4819 THIS IS LITERALLY SO FUNNY

@lostavenue4819 2 года назад

@@emmyarmstrong1540 I wish I was joking 😭

@VickyNaomiz 2 года назад

When I was a kid there was this one PSA with a woman dressed in white and she said stuff like "my name is cocaine, I can make you feel amazing" and as it went on, she started rotting and becoming this zombie creature, it was horrific and probably the main reason why I never did drugs.

@starkid525 2 года назад

did her job

@sophiathefurbst 2 года назад

sounds more effective than the just say no thing lol

@ghostboo1140 Год назад

Yo that plot twist tho at 10:50 got me good 😂

@ceye3 Год назад

no because as a child i used to think that musicians would perform their songs on the radio everyday everytime i heard them on the radio. it was extremely perplexing to me that green day and beyonce would just stay at the stations all day everyday

@laurp290 2 года назад

as a young Canadian i truly believed house hippos existed and was CRUSHED when my mom told me they were in fact fake

@Thurston86 2 года назад

I _refuse_ to believe House Hippos don’t exist.

@AlexRoseLebreton 2 года назад

SAME

@flamingghottea 2 года назад

im not even Canadian but IM crushed knowing house hippos don't exist.

@lalaloopsyyay7828 2 года назад

Nah they exist, the government is hiding their existence 🤫

@zach7877 2 года назад

I’m an American and I’m crushed as well 😞

@lelesoares2362 2 года назад

Okay but the monkey “you don’t have to lose weight” one genuinely helped me as a little girl lmao😭

@johnfreeman9349 2 года назад

the message seems clearer in that one compared to the older one that had these two girls going through this nightmare makeup building, that one used to freak me out and I don't think I ever realized what it was even supposed to be telling me lol

@nayabkhurshid4089 2 года назад

same!

@bnashee 2 года назад

@@johnfreeman9349 man i remember that one, it was so fuckin weird. tbh im still not 100% sure what that one is about

@simly5189 2 года назад

I was an extremely dumb child and seriously misunderstood the point of that PSA, to the opposite effect it was intended to have. I remember hearing "you don't need a media monkey telling you what to do" and seeing that the monkey was trying to stop the girl, so I thought the point was don't side with the monkey - it's important to watch your weight and not let other people convince you otherwise

@skybaytr4375 2 года назад

@@bnashee Stay fit

@heavyy_eyess 7 месяцев назад

one thing about Kurtis' sketches is that they progressively get more insane as the video continues. never let them know your next move.

@eunbyeol3433 8 месяцев назад

In Mexico we had two PSAs that were… weird one was this flower singing about not doing dr ugs and an addict but it was like if u were hallucinating, the other one was one of this men that dresses as a child (Chabelo) that said something about if someone touched you or something you had to be very careful and tell an adult, but it was weird that a man-child said that

@ImmortalKoschei 2 года назад

Fun thing about Goosebumps! I read somewhere that R.L. Stine avoided anything bad in his stories that was real - stuff like broken homes or abuse - because he wanted to make sure that the kids knew it was all fake and that they were safe from the stuff in his books. Plus he kept humor very prevalent in his books so that it wasn't too scary! Take this with a grain of salt, I remember reading it but honestly it could have been a load of house hippos, lol.

@mystqicc3901 2 года назад

Even though I knew it was all fake, I was still so scared of everything in Goosebumps. But I'm also a scaredy-cat, like, to this day I'm still scared of things in Goosebumps regardless of knowing it's 100% fake amd there's a 0% chance of it happening.

@birdsey3354 2 года назад

As a kid who was going through a lot, goosebumps was my safe space fr. I wrote the guy a letter in crayon when I was like 7 (Disclaimer it was unreadable and my mom had to rewrite it)

@miss_chelles1338 Год назад

@@mystqicc3901 same here, but ya know what i was scared of the most when it came to goosebumps? That part of the intro when that billboard changed. Idk why but part always disturbs me. 💀🤣

@sapphirek5244 Год назад

I loved goosebumps but the shrunken head cover did haunt me for a little while lmao. I quite literally thought I had seen it floating at me once in the dark and I was scarred. Moral of the story, my brain has been working against me since day one.

@ApocalypseMoose Год назад

Didn't he write a Tales to Give You Goosebumps story where an older brother took pictures of his younger sister in her underwear and threatened to post them at her school?

@jademoon7938 2 года назад

When I was a kid I thought I wasn't Native "because I have hair and not feathers!" lmao. Like thanks to media I thought "real" Native people actually grew feathers out of their heads, because the ones in media are never seen without feathers in their hair. My dad still brings it up lol.

@clovercurator7997 2 года назад

That reminds me of the fact that up until I was 10 I thought there were no black people in Britain... then I saw a British black man outside mcdonalds say "pass the chips." Fucking turned my world upside down. I was not a bright child.

@miriamlevenson9430 Год назад

as an american glad i’m not alone in this 😭😭

@jacobhargiss3839 Год назад

I mean this in the nicest way possible. But that sounds more like a problem with your intelligence as a child than with the media.

@novelle.27 Год назад

@@jacobhargiss3839 well yeah, children are pretty dumb lol

@babbybobabs8701 Год назад

OOF

@gurlhazzepowr Год назад

16:27 will traumatize me foor the rest of my life

@SDSypher Год назад

Man, as a fellow Canadian boi around the same age range as you, this whole video was pure nostalgia of memories o forgot I even had. Thank you

@hayleykerrean 2 года назад

The house hippo commercial fooled me as a kid, I kept leaving out toast and peanut butter and my mom told me to stop. When I told her I wanted to attract a house hippo, she said they didn't live in Saskatchewan. I'm still not totally convinced they aren't real.

@mayo_d 2 года назад

me too but my mom wanted one too

@Joolz111 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5R_tOSRynZU.html newer house hippo:) probably already seen it lol

@ziggylegion1604 2 года назад

they're absolutely real now. lots of people who go thrift shopping for fun collect them and they'll have tons of little house hippos around their houses and share pics of them amongst each other in their thrifting fb groups lmao

@hayleykerrean 2 года назад

@@ziggylegion1604 okay wow, i need to come out from under my rock and join this movement!

@Mecal21 2 года назад

That's the thing. They don't live in Saskatchewan, they're native to another country

@dontperceiveme3025 2 года назад

I remember a german anti-piracy ad that they would play in front of every movie where a mother and a bunch of kids were singing "happy birthday" under a PRISON window and at the end the mother would say "just four more times singing until daddy gets home :(" it was wild. It's called "Noch viermal singen" on youtube incase you wanna look it up lol

@ximanda-chan9252 2 года назад

holy shit i remember watching that with my younger sisters and our dad had to explain what it meant…

@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 2 года назад

lmao wtf

@KingOfGaymes 2 года назад

Ironic as nobody really does anything to people who pirate movies, it’s essentially normal to pirate stuff nowadays

@infamoussphere7228 2 года назад

which is very funny because Happy Birthday is a copyrighted song (until very recently), which you couldn't perform in movies/tv/anywhere public without paying the licensing so it could have been a very meta commentary about IP theft/music licensing

@Emily-zs1mt 2 года назад

"Raubkopierer sind Verbrecher"👹👹

@PinkFlyingNarwhal 8 месяцев назад

The house hippo PSA genuinely and unironically lives rent-free in my brain. Might be in the top 10 of all media that exists.

@thereal_hannahmontana 4 месяца назад

This reminds me of when I was a kid and after Sunday school I asked my parents what it was like for them when they left Egypt for the promised land 😂😂😂

@madisono6163 2 года назад

When I was a kid, a friend of my dad's was in a refrigerator commercial. When I met the guy in real life for the first time, I was so shocked because I recognized him from the ad, and I asked him how he got out of the tv because I thought he lived in there, just like all the other tv people.

@rachelcookie321 Год назад

It’s shocking me how many people thought like people lived in the tv or they performed everything live for them when they watched tv. I did think tv shows and movies were real as a kid but I didn’t think people lived in my tv or that everything was broadcasted live. I wish I did think they lived in my tv because then I wouldn’t of been terrified of being murdered by a cyberman from doctor who in my sleep.

@annikam1272 Год назад

It’s okay man I thought people lived in my moms phone , we’d call my grandparents and I’d shake the phone and then get terrified and ask if they were okay , and I’d show them things around my house thinking that they could see it and the family would be so confused

@calowenby1654 Год назад

@annika m I don’t know if I’m just really tired or if the story really is this intriguing, but could you elaborate on that story?

@gordonfeetman5306 Год назад

@@rachelcookie321 Lmao

@vsnillq 11 месяцев назад

this reminds me of when i was little & would get sad when i would stay up watching Disney & apologize out loud to the tv bc i thought selena & miley had to work overtime to perform live over & over 😭

@LucyLu98 2 года назад

One of the most hard hitting PSA ads I ever remember was an ad for the speed limit, I think. In the UK in the mid to late 2000s there was an ad where it would show this child, dead on the road, bones all fucked up and there would be a voice over of the child saying "if you hit me at 40 there's an 80% chance I'll die, hit me at 30 and there's an 80% chance I'll live" and then the kids bones all crack into place, the blood goes back into the body and they wake up. It was fucked.

@awkward0w1 2 года назад

I saw this in my driving class!

@starstorm5338 2 года назад

There was this one Canadian PSA about workplace safety where there is this chef or someone like that holding a vat of oil and slips on a stain making the oil go all over her. The screams sounds so realistic it stuck with me for a week or two.

@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 2 года назад

holy hell

@princessofhell4639 2 года назад

You just unlocked a memory I didn't know I had

@3oh2_ 2 года назад

@@princessofhell4639 Congrats, you leveled up your hive mind skill

@capnsmunch6579 Год назад

*kid making dinosaur noises* *kid tap dancing in a deli* "moooom Jason cut me in half again!" Those psas are still burnt into my head, and the wild house hippo ad, classic.

@RailfoxStudios 5 месяцев назад

I was wondering where the “House Hippo” thing came from. It’s been living rent free in my head since, I don’t know, 2006? Maybe? Never knew what it was, and though I didn’t think house hippos were real, I am more amazed it has been a core memory even though I saw it exactly once during the late hours of the night. After that, it mysteriously vanished from the lineup of Betty Crocker commercials, cleaning product infomercials and adverts for toys that sounded so much cooler than they actually were. Haven’t seen it since. At least not til this video dug it up for me, apparently.

@katherinec4360 2 года назад

The Fushigi ball is technically something called a “contact juggling” ball, and the Fushigi itself is like the most hated brand of contact juggling ball by contact jugglers because it was just a cash grab to sell to children, and not a serious contact juggling prop. There are some great places to buy them and people can do some amazing tricks with them, but Fushigi is like the “we have contact juggling ball at home” ball when you ask people who are deep into the hobby

@pedrochagas9903 2 года назад

A person of culture I see, it's kinda strange to me people don't associate any crystal ball to contact juggling. But I guess as a juggler I live in a bubble that's far away from common sense.

@katherinec4360 2 года назад

@@pedrochagas9903 Hahahah 😂 I’m a flow artist so I’m around quite a few jugglers

@kristel9558 2 года назад

I had no idea this was a thing

@pedrochagas9903 2 года назад

@@kristel9558 the more you nose

@idlingabout6128 2 года назад

Things are heating up in the juggling ball fandom I see /lh

@FootlessJo 2 года назад

Jokes on you robot man, I can also put my leg back on. I won’t play safe.

@Miraclelittlepie 2 года назад

Me too lets go😎

@autumnguthrie3177 2 года назад

Damm straight Jo!

@Dirk_Strider 2 года назад

_"Footless Jo - Amputation and beyond!"_ Well played. You win this time.

@autumnguthrie3177 2 года назад

@@Dirk_Strider ahah that's awesome

@EarlyOwOwl Год назад

11:31 damn that takes me back to when I would play Mario with my cousin and I thought the enemies were like employees in Nintendo HQ controlling the goombas and koopas and things and I got really pissed off whenever I died because it meant a real person just beat me.

@AM-tm9ru Год назад

Growing up in a rural area the thing I feared most was farm safety day. They used to put us in a room while someone showed us farm safety videos that would get really graphic at times. Shit had me traumatized and afraid to visit my grandparent's farm. The one that fucked me up most was when this kid drowns in a slough and his mother is screaming when she finds his hat in the water.

@misskaydawkins 2 года назад

I have, “we are girls and we will do what’s right for us.” Absolutely STAMPED into my memory.

@TheEnthusiasticHobo 2 года назад

For me it’s MOOOOOM, AIDAN CUT ME IN HALF AGAIN It never leaves me.

@kayk480 2 года назад

For me it’s “Don’t you put in your mouth. Don’t you stuff it in your face!”

@MissMTurner 2 года назад

One of my teachers had a little daughter who misunderstood the cracked eggs in the frying pan PSA. She though when they said, this is your brain on drugs, that they meant eggs are drugs. so she wouldn't eat eggs.

@doodles1331 2 года назад

This is my newest favourite thing, bless her lil heart (((':

@anxietyfartz9794 2 года назад

Honestly? She’s not wrong for it, that ad made no sense 😭 they shouldve showed it to a group of elementary schoolers before airing and seen if they could understand it lmaoo

@sampuffer8099 9 месяцев назад

Why is it that whenever I imagine Kurtis as a kid it’s just adult Kurtis but two feet tall

@Pit_Canary Год назад

I’m so Canadian I noticed that the first PSA used different music than the original

@bdp1111 2 года назад

Thank you Kurtis, we know how tiring it is being in this little box performing videos for us every day 😔🙏🏻

@AxxLAfriku 2 года назад

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RU-vidr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear bd0

@vanityinfurs 2 года назад

this was so confusing seeing this before I watched the video

@hyu8io207 2 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku At least you’re right about being ugly💀

@mae4080 2 года назад

kurt’s sketches about nut allergies always end by realizing both characters are allergic

@InvestmentIdea 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-93Fyv4XAr-A.html Finally its here

@siriloveyou2653 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TFP-wGwG7MI.html 6:47 not always, unfortunately

@nutguzzle5565 2 года назад

IS THAT A PEANUT?? ARE YOU ABOUY TO EAT A PEANUT?? GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE!!!

@lovebug_taffy2263 Год назад

there were a few of those puppet drug psa ads, they freaked me the hell out as a kid but weirdly fascinated me. but now as an adult who LOVES Muppets and creepy things they're my favorite ones to think on. my least favorite were the live action ones like the doctor in the morgue, or a girl having a giant breakdown and trashing her room and yelling about how drugs affect you.

@user-gp4wv6pu5k 8 месяцев назад

When I was around 4-5,my mom went to the corner store real quick to get some groceries ( literally it was no more than a 2 minute drive ). She told me to "watch" my infant brother. Now, we weren't alone, my older sister was in the other room but since I was in the living room with my brother, who couldn't be more that 6 months old, while he was having tummy time, I got to be BIG sister and "baby sit" my younger brother. When my mom came home, I was sitting on his butt/upper legs. When she asked what the h e l l I was doing I could only respond "You told me to babysit." There was a baby. So I sat. 25 years later, I'm still stupid as all get out sometimes.

@ConejitoPequenito 7 месяцев назад

I feel like she should've asked your sister 😅 his diaper was probably like an airbag between you and his little body

@emilyunscripted 2 года назад

It’s so funny that I think we - as a collective of Canadian children - all had the exact same experience with that house hippo ad. The last part of it was just wah-wah-wah-wah from Charlie Brown and the first bit was pure, bona fide FACT. I genuinely don’t even remember hearing the wrap up. It did not exist. 😴

@coraspectselects 2 года назад

As an American, I love discovering nuggets of Canadiana. It's always either unexplainable or just really cool.

@sageluciencorvus4713 2 года назад

I honestly (as a kid) thought the wrap up was a different commercial so I always ignored it 😆 but I did always want a house hippo, and still do to this day.

@lithiumramon8394 2 года назад

i literally only remember seeing the beginning n i was like seems legit its basically rat sized hippos so they must exist

@bellenott9136 2 года назад

House Hippo are reall dammit xD

@jhammer01 2 года назад

Every time I would see the ad I would be so excited and then I would see the wrap up and be disappointed. And then I’d see the ad later and the cycle would repeat lmao

@heavyy_eyess 2 года назад

I remember that house hippo psa very vividly because I was ENRAGED that house hippos were not real as a child. I definitely cried about it

@necobubbles 2 года назад

my mom told me i cried a lot as a toddler bc i was upset i couldn’t be maleficent

@lady_caridina Год назад

This dude is really unlocking some core canadian memories here

@tini_ceh654 Год назад

I was an insecure young/pre teen with asthma when I saw those first PSAs... so that was great.

@kassandra7313 2 года назад

Here in NZ we have a pretty intense drinking culture and so we had accordingly intense drinking PSAs. The one that messed with me the most was a guy who was drunk at a family gathering and spun a kid around by the arms as a 'helicopter ride' and slammed her into a bookcase. I would swap channels every time it came on, I couldn't stand it

@tommymarco 2 года назад

looking for the nz comment . the psa's there are wild . love them .

@elliottmcpeek7443 2 года назад

Imnotlaughingimnotlaughingimnotlaughing

@Maialeen 2 года назад

@@elliottmcpeek7443 Good because that kid never laughed again either

@aliceheatherlogan 2 года назад

There was one in the UK where a guy hit a kid when drink driving and he saw the corpse next to his bed every night. That messed me up

@TheGong00zler 2 года назад

That lowkey happened to me- when we were kids my brother was swinging me around by my ankles for a helicopter ride & my head hit the leg of our couch & I had to get stitches at the hospital LOL

@MykaGhostt 2 года назад

The house hippo PSA was one of my absolute faves as a kid. Same with the don't put it in your mouth song PSA lmao

@tehnative9779 2 года назад

oh man, I forgot about "don't put it in your mouth " one lol, but it's now in my head again

@celestiag.thomas-johnson7067 2 года назад

He did those in his Las video

@danggoobus5808 2 года назад

I was too young to understand the meaning so i thought they were real for the longest time and i was jealous bc i thought other people really had house hippos

@Shnouk13 2 года назад

I've had a house hippo nest with 2 plastic hippos for almost 20 years. That's how much I love that PSA.

@genericname2747 2 года назад

House hippo, my beloved

@Boggythefroggy Год назад

I just realized I never watched this one video for some reason and it’s making me very nostalgic, I still get random songs from these PSAs get stuck in my head like the Italian one in the stay fit ad lol.

@ElliottCrow Год назад

I’m so late watching this video but I relate to your Michael Jackson thought so much! When I was a kid (and honestly early teens cause I refused to ask anyone) I was CONVINCED that when I listened to CDs on my Walkman that the band was tiny and playing the songs so I wouldn’t repeat a song more than once cause I thought they would get tired playing the same song over and over! also thought this exact thought about the radio and cassette tapes 😂

@antonellac7189 2 года назад

In Argentina in the early 2000s there was a PSA about road safety that started with people being asked why they don't wear seatbelt, the tone of the psa seemed lighthearted at first, like they were going to be asking around the whole time ( one of the answers was "Because it wrinkles my clothes") Then, there is a sudden tone shift were they show mannequins for crash tests being ABSOLUTE FUCKING WRECKED and then and ACTUAL PERSON (I tought that at the time ) being SMASHED through the WINDSHIELD and a close up of their dead eyes and then a dry cut saying "Lets fight for our lives". I still think about it sometimes lol

@dzeni7605 2 года назад

what the fuck is it on youtube????

@Sils 2 года назад

@@dzeni7605 here it is ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-I0F5k7N4j9k.html

@444musicmusic 2 года назад

Y no nos olvidemos del "drogas, para qué?"

@lolololxd456 2 года назад

AND THE MUSIC AFTERWARDS?? it was like super happy and nice after all of that lmaooo that's all i thought about throughout this whole video

@15PaperSpearsProtectTheWise 2 года назад

That unlocked some repressed memories lmao I think my driving anxiety started there

@danielgilbert8338 Год назад

Concerned children's advertising made me the man I am today. Truly masterpieces. Bring them back immediately. Don't make new ones. Just put these ones on the air again

@taylsc9795 11 месяцев назад

Been going through some weird and painful transitions in life and your videos have allowed me to laugh obnoxiously like I haven't been able to do in my day to day. Thanks for making these videos, have a great day if you see this!

@turningthetables 2 года назад

i was terrified of house hippos as a kid

@wildflowerpersimmon2226 2 года назад

i thought they were so cute.

@kytheband 2 года назад

I wanted one very badly

@applegal3058 2 года назад

I wanted one so bad as a kid lol

@danpicarel5071 2 года назад

especially because they make the same sound as my dad snoring

@Blingdung 2 года назад

I have one, he lives in one of my spider plants

@DatboyBrady 2 года назад

The thought of startling random children on the street had me in tears. Also I was at a rave last night and there was a girl with a Fushigi, I thought she was a witch

@consentclub8431 Год назад

She was definitely a witch

@garfield_tv Год назад

why was a little girl at a rave 😭

@hexxinchounkr Год назад

@@garfield_tv didn't say little

@calowenby1654 8 месяцев назад

It’d be funny if on the way home from the club that girl used the Fushigi to startle children on the street lol

@wuzziewulf9692 Год назад

Lil Kurtis believing Michael Jackson was living in the tv and doing a performance for him every time before the movie is the most wholesome and silly thing I ever heard 🙏

@profoundwanderer1441 11 месяцев назад

I use to think the "neighborhood watch" guy on the sign.. was what all kidnappers/ diddlers looked like. 😅

@sophiacrysler2691 2 года назад

My bio teacher in grade twelve gave us an assignment on house hippos, we had to plot their population in a house based on how many rooms were in it and how much peanut butter and stuff they had. Very intricate, so I'm convinced they're real and Mr. Trudeau is hiding them from us...

@steemcgee5150 2 года назад

Listening to kurtis talk about house hippos unlocked memories that I forgot entirely. I used to get super excited when I saw the house hippo ads because I wanted one 😂 ah to be a child again