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@failarmy 5 месяцев назад

Sorry… what’s your favorite clip?

@babalonkie 5 месяцев назад

3:54 That's how Flying squirrels evolved. Also wow... grey squirrel literately glided a 20 story fall and just ran off.

@KevinCullen 5 месяцев назад

The clips where you state 'no one was hurt' that show people having car accidents thus experiencing psychological trauma and PTSD.

@kallmeoompa 5 месяцев назад

10:12 Are you serious🤣

@Malignant88 5 месяцев назад

I haven't seen the whole video, but that first one was already a briljant idea that can't possibly go wrong.

@natsune09 5 месяцев назад

:58 the pro-gamer move is Einstein level genius

@sputnikalgrim 5 месяцев назад

People just casually walking across a freeway is crazy

@HirschyKiss 5 месяцев назад

The audacity to get mad at the cammer too...

@johnsampson2544 5 месяцев назад

@@HirschyKiss Yeah, let's not mention said cammer making no effort to slow down for the slower traffic, whatever else is going on, and passing on the right.

@kotosqoposrly 5 месяцев назад

I mean .. there were cars that have already stopped. That should have served as a warning signal to slow down since people could be on the road.

@Freddie7191 5 месяцев назад

@@johnsampson2544 Being dumb doesn't give you the right to stop traffic.

@koolaid33 5 месяцев назад

Here in Canada we call it a highway.

@SGTSnakeUSMC 5 месяцев назад

That last one was a win. Cops caught the porch pirate!

@thomasyates3078 5 месяцев назад

It was the most Canadian sting ever, since they even gave her a little warning. There's no helping some people.

@johnt.848 3 месяца назад

Stop calling thieving scum, porch pirates, it makes it sound less of a crime.

@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet 3 дня назад

Yeah but it’s a fail to the porch pirate but still counts

@frigginjerk 5 месяцев назад

Canadians are nice because they somehow discovered a way to transfer all their hostility and bloodlust into their geese.

@kelqueen9998 5 месяцев назад

This comment deserves more likes.

@CrystalAbrahams 5 месяцев назад

That is so true! 🇨🇦

@WontSeeReplies 5 месяцев назад

Their geese? You mean Trudeau.

@iamgrateful_like_dat 5 месяцев назад

@@CrystalAbrahams what does it mean?

@rapheAltoid77 5 месяцев назад

@@iamgrateful_like_datthat Canada geese are mean as hell

@a.c.m.e.ink.4568 5 месяцев назад

6:58 Haha, the deer 🦌 placing an order at the Tim Hortons is too funny ! 😆😂🤣

@jbwarner8626 5 месяцев назад

That's gotta be the most Canadian thing in this whole compilation 😆

@larrywest42 5 месяцев назад

I'm sure the deer was Canadian, but not the cammer driving and trying to rudely cut in front of the deer. Wait your turn, eh?

@koolaid33 5 месяцев назад

@@larrywest42 That's what I was thinking, he couldn't have waited for the deer to get his Iced Capp?

@InsertCreativeusername_ 5 месяцев назад

The deer: I see the humans go up to this portal and get things from it. I wonder what would happen if I try it.

@CrystalAbrahams 5 месяцев назад

Tim horton's staff should have given the deer a donut! But then the deer would have told all her friends... 🇨🇦

@ExUSSailor 5 месяцев назад

That guy getting out, and, scraping the snow off someone else's back window was the most Canadian thing I've ever seen!

@obviousbear1289 5 месяцев назад

And definitely not a fail! (well, maybe on the front driver's part)

@couch2558 5 месяцев назад

Honestly respect for the guy akshskh. Either ended up helping someone who did genuinely struggle with getting the snow off the back or made it easier for someone to see the license plate if dude was a dickhead.

@plisskenationbackfromthede3657 5 месяцев назад

"Eh hold up buddy! Lemme give you a hand there! Gee whiz, that was some snow we got eh?"

@LHyoutube 5 месяцев назад

@@plisskenationbackfromthede3657 - That kind of politeness is what Canada is all aboot! 😛

@jadenshadrack4242 5 месяцев назад

God dammit ahijjycjb!!

@fenzirulfr 5 месяцев назад

Can we talk about the squirrel at 3:57 and how it so gracefully glided down from the top floor of the building straight into a run

@mnirwin5112 5 месяцев назад

I've read that squirrels can survive a fall from almost any height because they flatten themselves out to the point of virtually becoming their own parachute.

@fenzirulfr 5 месяцев назад

@@mnirwin5112 yeah you can tell it wasn't that squirrel's first rodeo

@rolands50 5 месяцев назад

That was an amazing glide from a non-gliding squirrel...

@nicbarrax76 5 месяцев назад

That was so cool! Its tail was spinning as a rotor and then it hit the ground running! 😀

@DV-zv4ox 5 месяцев назад

@@nicbarrax76 His tail was flapping in the wind from falling so quickly.

@j.thomas7128 5 месяцев назад

1:14 thank you for not being on your phone. You just saved two lives. Maybe more.

@gluehoof573 5 месяцев назад

Politely asking the thieves that just stole all your wheels, "Can I have my rims back?" 😂 Canadians really are crazy nice. Though maybe not the thief-y ones.

@chrishayes5755 5 месяцев назад

that's weakness.

@NightcoreSkies 5 месяцев назад

Until you go to Toronto downtown, my hometown

@johnn17golf 4 месяца назад

Inn the US they'd be shooting up the thieves and all proud of their manhood. Americans are such weenies.

@1985230ce 4 месяца назад

No, they are still nice.

@johnn17golf 4 месяца назад

@@chrishayes5755 Being nice is a sign of strength, not weakness.

@HandgunSafe 5 месяцев назад

That soap on the "stuck hand" gag was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing.

@soliniv1411 4 месяца назад

She could have milked that a bit more

@favoritemustard3542 4 месяца назад

The prank was on her - he was knowingly smirking throughout 😂

@am5790 Месяц назад

@@favoritemustard3542 bad acting on his part....she stayed in character

@LQDEN 5 месяцев назад

the plane was thousands of feet above that guy

@paulk6399 5 месяцев назад

Umm, no The video clearly shows the plane missed that guy by less than an inch (possibly more if you're watching on a big screen tv)

@LQDEN 5 месяцев назад

@@paulk6399 I know you're joking.

@aarondavis8943 5 месяцев назад

Nah, I have it on good authority that guy is a giant.

@EzyPup 5 месяцев назад

R/wooosh

@paulk6399 5 месяцев назад

I know that you know that I’m joking@@LQDEN

@mduftube 5 месяцев назад

3:55 Fun fact: Mark Rober explained in one of his squirrel videos that squirrels’ terminal velocity isn’t fast enough to kill or even injure them. So that squirrel was just fine, even after a fall like that.

@CrazyInWeston 5 месяцев назад

Does that mean that Squirrels dont fall at 'Terminal' velocity?

@alicearrival6744 5 месяцев назад

@@CrazyInWeston It means that the terminal velocity for a squirrel is not enough speed to kill them when they hit the ground. Terminal velocity is different for every thing. It just means the max speed an object can fall. Basically when air resistance gets to be too much for gravity to push the object down faster. I hope that makes sense.

@CrazyInWeston 5 месяцев назад

@@alicearrival6744 You didnt get the joke did you... Terminal can mean mortal, deadly, lethal etc.... Cant be terminal if they live lol.

@alicearrival6744 5 месяцев назад

@@CrazyInWeston Whoops im dumb my b

@rinboy1966 5 месяцев назад

Yup squirrel can fly

@failarmy 5 месяцев назад

0:20 Ninja bear: "I'm out!"

@Sticker-Happy 5 месяцев назад

Following clip shows inside the building😂

@AlexusDelphi 5 месяцев назад

Dude in the mini car on the sidewalk is the best

@shellyb7726 Месяц назад

... and trying to reach the button with their cane, for the pedestrian crossing light ! That really cracked me up.

@stephanietycholaz9052 5 месяцев назад

Haha! That was me driving the Miata! We do it every year on my birthday in January. That particular day it was - 27 haha.

@claudethibaudeau2714 18 дней назад

That's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@henrybourdon6712 12 дней назад

I have a friend in the coast guard stationed in Quebec city that almost every year buys a cheap Asian motorbike and welds a third wheel on it with a wooden box to put a car battery in it so it starts with ease during the winter months. Hi Jerry!

@nathanmitchell2827 5 месяцев назад

Every time a porch pirate gets caught, an angel gets its wings.

@Nefville 5 месяцев назад

I love it when they tell you they _got it on video_ while recording the video. Thanks for that eh

@TobeToday2024 5 месяцев назад

yes

@godofzombi 5 месяцев назад

0:36 Dafuq are you hollerin' about? That's an airliner. The plane and paraglider are a mile apart. Somebody didn' pay attention to Grover's "Near and Far" sketch on Sesame street.

@JackBurton77777 2 месяца назад

Perfect.

@russell2952 Месяц назад

From the scale difference alone it's beyond obvious.

@seanblackwood8382 5 месяцев назад

14:40 now that's a good friend. letting you learn from your foolishness 🤣

@alfiourso4587 5 месяцев назад

Kudos to that squirrel, and the mum who dragged their kid and dropped them face first in the snow.

@victoriac4317 5 месяцев назад

The mom dropping the kid in the snow made me laugh so hard😂😂 she was 100% done.

@owizcomg 2 месяца назад

As a Canadian I am so proud I knew we had it in us!

@adamwest7953 5 месяцев назад

11:10 Canadian owner nicely asked thieves to get stolen rims back. Thieves were Canadian also, because they were polite enough, to gave rims back without discussion.

@mikemayne001 5 месяцев назад

Squirrels have to be the toughest animals out there. To fall from that distance and walk away like nothing is amazing.

@csnide6702 5 месяцев назад

they don't have enough weight to hurt themselves at Terminal Velocity.

@cameronbateau6510 4 месяца назад

What will happen if the squirrels have to be the toughest animals out there?

@SOENJAY 3 месяца назад

4:55 is amazing. The 2 guys standing there barely flinched or even reacted at all. They're just like "Yea, saw that one coming"

@hyuka_ningningforever 5 месяцев назад

8:37 is the most Canadian thing to ever be done. I a canada applaud this

@BUILTFORDTOUGH79 5 месяцев назад

That clip with the garbage in the woods really p****s me off

@Ghost-fun666 8 дней назад

It definitely shows how disrespectful and entitled some Canadians are. They always think of themselves, not about others.

@Kelerion 5 месяцев назад

11:15 Why blur their faces? They're robbers, they have no privacy rights.

@NicolletteBlackeagle Месяц назад

In certain places, it is illegal to film somebody even if they are committing a crime.

@henrybourdon6712 12 дней назад

@@NicolletteBlackeagle Not in Canada it is,,, but give it some time and Crime minister Waterhole aka Castro's love child may change that.

@nargilblue 5 месяцев назад

The guy 13 mins in who had the sense not to jump in after his bike has more brains than 90% of the rest

@scottmcshannon6821 5 месяцев назад

he was stupid enough to lose his bike in the first place.

@billolsen4360 3 месяца назад

Aye, yer sporting bike is now remanded to the briny deep, matey

@TheCommunicationCoach 5 месяцев назад

9:23 A seal in the snow?? WOW

@JH-wd6dp 5 месяцев назад

Just a Canadian Forces training exercise, no need to be alarmed.

@ElRodriPR 4 месяца назад

OMG i thought it was a dog 😂😂😂😂

@TheCommunicationCoach 4 месяца назад

@@ElRodriPR Ha ha ha

@mistydayz 5 месяцев назад

Out of them all, the Tim Hortons one is definitely the most Canadian

@TobeToday2024 5 месяцев назад

yes

@billolsen4360 3 месяца назад

Deer me, yes!

@TheUnarmedPanda 5 месяцев назад

6:58 if that were a moose, that would be the most Canadian thing ever seen.

@TobeToday2024 5 месяцев назад

Perhaps it had found food many times before

@briarrose8154 5 месяцев назад

7:05 THE DEER AT THE TIM HORTONS! This is quintessential Canada

@h.calvert3165 5 месяцев назад

Somebody give that poor deer a doughnut! It asked nicely. Sheesh! 🍩

@dreadnoughtus2598 5 месяцев назад

"That'a girl baby!" He was actually talking to the car! 😂😂

@shellyb7726 Месяц назад

😆😄

@xHORZAx 5 месяцев назад

He was so proud of his girl....proud

@davidgruzin8269 Месяц назад

Who wouldnt be?

@_TheGoob 5 месяцев назад

2:35 when you try to scare a bear away and roll a nat 20

@gerryjamesedwards1227 5 месяцев назад

4:40 Mom of The Year 2023

@Aaron_J._Holt 5 месяцев назад

1:03 I can’t be the only one who was expecting 20 clowns to come piling out of that car. 😂

@billolsen4360 3 месяца назад

That would have rated a Benny Hill fanfare song 😁

@geoculus5606 5 месяцев назад

I think that falling squirrel knew what it was doing.

@deutscher1a 5 месяцев назад

Yes There are some animals that never reach terminal velocity from free falling The squirrel just didnt want to climb down

@dragoncubes1074 5 месяцев назад

@@deutscher1a Well, yes, it did reach terminal velocity. Terminal velocity means it's going as fast as it can, not that it will die. Due to wind resistance, every object has its own terminal velocity, and it can't go any faster. fortunately the squirrel was light and knew how to flatten out to increase drag and slow down. You can see how flying squirrels came to be.

@DasDaniel007 5 месяцев назад

@@dragoncubes1074 You feel really smart now, right? because you can google what terminal velocity is? but wrong.. look at how the "squirrel" spreads in the air on its stomach, because it is a flying squirrel and not a squirrel idiot

@JH-wd6dp 5 месяцев назад

A bit nutty if you ask me, but I suppose I'd do the same if I was living para-glider.

@deutscher1a 5 месяцев назад

its not my native language - i guess i meant lethal velocity? but it still didnt hit terminal velocity since it slowed down it fall - is that making sense?@@dragoncubes1074

@pjotrtje0NL 5 месяцев назад

0:38 no way this paramotor is at the same altitude as the jetliner… Perspective, people.

@dragoncubes1074 5 месяцев назад

It's just a tiny jet.

@suedenim 5 месяцев назад

@@dragoncubes1074It's run by squirrels.

@JH-wd6dp 5 месяцев назад

That's why it's a fail.

@pm12321 5 месяцев назад

Holy shit bears are strong! Went right through that metal gate with ease, prying the bars apart with his body like butter. 😮💪

@mommy2libras 4 месяца назад

That cracked me up. The lady said "get the f out of here" and the bear was like "I'm trying lady! Gimme a second!"

@GodWearsGucci 5 месяцев назад

Only in Canada: “Hey can I have my rims back? Yeah, those two. No. Wait ALL of them.”…… “sure!”

@thegoodwolf4255 5 месяцев назад

1:27 oh ya just walk out into the middle of the highway and get mad at the drivers doing highway speeds

@skooter6235 5 месяцев назад

I was wondering what’s with all the bears, and then I realized, it’s Canada

@rachelriesling9112 5 месяцев назад

This entire thing makes me so happy. There’s something so nice about the niceness of Canadians 😄

@koolaid33 5 месяцев назад

We aren't just walking balls of kindness, half this damn video is psychos doing dumb things. The whole nice thing is just a shitty stereotype.

@randomthoughts9463 5 месяцев назад

@@koolaid33 Somebody grumpy?

@aarondavis8943 5 месяцев назад

It's nice.

@aarondavis8943 5 месяцев назад

@@koolaid33 Yes you are. And Australians are all loveable crocodile hunters, and all the New Zealanders fuck sheep.

@WontSeeReplies 5 месяцев назад

@@randomthoughts9463he has a point. The stereotype is used for social control. Just as Canadians are taught- “by not resisting the crown, they earned their independence. Unlike the uncivilized Americans.” In reality, Canada never achieved its independence from Britain. And the Canadian tyranny has been inescapable these last few years. While America defeated the British and gained its independence, the US has lost governmental control and fallen back into London Banker/globalist control. However, thanks to America’s revolution from Britain, Americans still possess constitutional rights.

@missliss312a 5 месяцев назад

16:15 is how my husband gave himself a black eye, except he was just twisting the cap of what he thought was a regular bottle of half-consumed OJ that was actually fermenting and putting intense pressure on the cap.

@TheCommunicationCoach 5 месяцев назад

8:40 What a nice guy to do that for them!

@michaelmartin8337 5 месяцев назад

Dang Canadians are some polite people in those situations - Like stealing rims and tenants throwing out contents of the house

@Lunify_ELP 5 месяцев назад

Idk why but I really like Canada

@_mango__7322 5 месяцев назад

You know it's going to be a good day when FailArmy uploads!

@TobeToday2024 5 месяцев назад

Perfect

@MixBento-FailsofTheWeek 2 месяца назад

Watching this video reminds me that sometimes, the best way to learn is through other people's mistakes. Thanks for the laughs and valuable lesson on what not to do!

@bryjefferson7605 5 месяцев назад

15:07 that ice drill be like: "don't come a step closer! I'm warning you, I will put you to sleep!"

@MapleLeaFFoxx 5 месяцев назад

Fail army, as a Canadian, you bring me joy in this video to laugh at my fellow 🍁 😂

@cheriem432 5 месяцев назад

I think things are worse in the US!

@LauraS1 4 месяца назад

@@cheriem432 Much. We're a lot more uncouth than the average Canadian. Our "humor" tends to be more mean-spirited and demeaning. It is what it is.

@tracylangsley4064 5 месяцев назад

More hour long compilations needed lol

@noncompulsoryl 5 месяцев назад

I only counted one "Bro". So refreshing.

@MarksCar-rs1nm 5 месяцев назад

15:01 I was just thinking “no Metro Vancouver clips” and then I see this 😂

@edenjung9816 5 месяцев назад

Now to send this to my best friend, who is canadian 😎

@Pyracantic 5 месяцев назад

We're sorry we offended you.

@Sticker-Happy 5 месяцев назад

0:20 Two scenes fit together so well 😆

@JMUDoc 5 месяцев назад

I love the fact that "failing to obey traffic laws" counts as a fail in Canada.

@RuehlBrink 5 месяцев назад

the guy that fell in the donation box, rip 😔🤚

@Participant616 5 месяцев назад

They even sound Canadian when they're laughing.

@TobeToday2024 5 месяцев назад

haha

@BridgLondon 4 месяца назад

A bit like Americans sounding American when they laugh I guess!

@cesarlorenzosmithmartinez4126 5 месяцев назад

FailArmy has the best fails ever, there should be a movie of fails!

@sTaaaaaRx1 5 месяцев назад

Hand in the cup was hilarious 😂😂😂

@kallmeoompa 5 месяцев назад

8:50 Bro changed the picture quality wuth that one 💀

@johngazzola7293 5 месяцев назад

Everyone pulling for that plane to hit the parachuter was something.

@WaffleFries324 5 месяцев назад

And dumb, if they can't tell the plane was a lot higher

@lightninblue819 5 месяцев назад

I mean, the plane was a solid mile above the paraglider minimum but.

@TMVFUNNYFAILS 4 месяца назад

Your channel is the smile generator on the internet. I'm always leaving with a grin!

@gaurdianwolves200 4 месяца назад

When Canadians see a bear: Get the f*** outta here! Vs. When Russians see a bear: PRIVET, Comrade!

@Mmarbin 5 месяцев назад

At 6:42 I can't stop laughing😂

@kotosqoposrly 5 месяцев назад

6:42 That's hilarious!

@bemadusa 2 месяца назад

This video deserves an award for making me laugh until I cried!

@MoonCricketPandering 4 месяца назад

9:33 Perfection!

@digabledoug 5 месяцев назад

Now I'm invested in knowing what happened to the donation guy who fell in the bin.

@Ghost-fun666 8 дней назад

If he fell inside the Donation bin, probably he donated himself to someone who needs him.

@thomashauguel6811 5 месяцев назад

11:05 Only in Canada do people ask politely to have the things stolen from them returned. 🤦‍♂

@ElRodriPR 4 месяца назад

And only in Canada robbers return stolen stuff 💀💀💀

@MrZakboysniper 5 месяцев назад

0:26 that’s why I sleep upstairs to keep my peace

@SupraSav 4 месяца назад

Whoever made the captions called toques TOOKS.. unbelievable.😂

@aarondavis8943 5 месяцев назад

For that skydiver to be at risk of collision, he'd have to be 100 feet tall 🤣

@TobeToday2024 5 месяцев назад

yeah 😂

@EleanorPeterson 4 месяца назад

Canadians are not 'dumb' - they're adorable.🙃

@alan4sure 4 месяца назад

Some are dumb. I'm Canadian.

@madii_editx 4 месяца назад

@@alan4surefr

@Ghost-fun666 8 дней назад

@@alan4sureYep. Also Canadian and I am embarrassed that we have dumb ones.

@deniszlatevski9269 5 месяцев назад

7:00 Deer is like: "i need a hamburger and a coca cola"

@LilyWhisperwind 5 месяцев назад

10:04 the dude sounded like Moe Sargi lol, that laugh!

@mykaylaberndt1343 5 месяцев назад

9:38 🤣🤣

@fatihsahan9 5 месяцев назад

10:09 John Travolta ? 😅

@markfrank3307 5 месяцев назад

Squirrels can fall from any height and live

@98bgdangerousmoments 19 часов назад

Experiencing those unbelievable moments was like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

@Yourmomsfavorite. 5 месяцев назад

Aye did that squirrel 🐿️ just fly

@joaocabral3143 5 месяцев назад

That's what I was saying!!! But for real, how the eff did it do that?! 🤔

@Jake-gb9sm 5 месяцев назад

That Laugh at 4:10 reminds me of the movie white chicks

@jools182 5 месяцев назад

2:37 bear ran through metal railings like they weren't there

@BioniqBob 18 дней назад

1:09 They thought the water hazard was bad, wait till they get to Tiger Woods.

@Unknown0YT0 5 месяцев назад

Americans, Aussies, Russians, Brits & now Canadians. The whole world's on a failing rampage.

@TobeToday2024 5 месяцев назад

funny

@kerotomas1 5 месяцев назад

0:37 the biggest fail in this clip is all that uneducated idiots there who thought the plane is going to hit the guy with the parachute... that jet was like a mile behind the dude lmao

@natsune09 5 месяцев назад

:58 the pro-gamer move is Einstein level genius