Even Dumber Americans | Fails From All 50 States 

And stairs.

.. people in general

When I was a kid I did a rope swing into a river. The rope wrapped up under my armpit as I let go. You wouldn't believe how badly - and for how many days - that rope burn hurt.

And Americans....after bubble wrapping and driving their kids everywhere, they've got no life skills or sense of danger. My grandson age 9 rides his bike to school with all the other local kids scooting and walking. Few adults around for the younger kids keeping an eye, that's it. In small town UK?

And all ladders!

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You wanna hear something wild? That was me filming. And it’s true, several of my balls have gone in the water there🥲

Front right suspension sure did fail!

@@donniev8181 True but man, look at what the driver achieved. He jumped a SEMI tractor cab like it was the General Lee. Gotta admire the skill.

​@@donniev8181huh. It's almost like that type of vehicle isn't designed to take that kind of impact. Weird. 😜

as a 30 year truck driving veteran, that was fuxkin amazing ! No fail at all, I Watched it a few times

Imagine the epic level of failure and the body count if that stunt had gone sideways.

Wtf they were cooking?

@@charles2521fire.

Yea as soon as they said water I was like erm...nope.

​@@screaminghorse8818LOL!😂

At least he had the idea to smother it! But… use a metal lid, not a glass one

not that smart, you dont deep fry food in oil in a pan on a gas stove

​@kenwittlief255 that's not a gas stove... Kid was pretty smart and calm

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Why not?

@@kaputt_jay3873 water would create a huge fireball

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There's always some pendejo ruining it for the rest of us.

That's right and very happy

I have a question?

Fail Army is hilarious 😂🤣😄😅😀☺😎🙂

NICE

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I agree !!

I agree !

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For get it

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Sad time to be alive.

Ad revenue is kinda vital to youtube

​@@fermleegrasspit2187isn't this what you want? Capitalism? This is capitalism.

@@MajorasWrath1 Thanks for the cringe.

17:34 *Someone die* - EPIC!!!

Then they laugh...

That's being an adult

most of the people they ask are unconscious though.

Shouldn't that be considered as normal?!

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Bro i think there’s probably splinters stuck in his nuts

ive been saying oof

Crushed "nuts"...

The guy who was walking on the posts got it worse though 😅

that might be even cracked or fractured pelvis + bonus a severe back pain

Pretty sure you're supposed to leave the wild horses alone. I'm with the horse on that one.

@@bookfaerie23 Nor should you ever stand behind a horse. 😅

Yeah, Assateague Island is pretty clear about keeping your distance from the horses.

@@Adam-M- the speedo makes me think the guy was a tourist from europe or something lol. as in, might not know the rules like the Marylanders do haha

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Way to miss the forest for the trees.....

@@mam362 Context matters, and as it applies to the video title where it says "From all 50 States", yet there was the additional aforementioned Territory in it lol.

It's a unincorporated territory. Also nobody cares. When you type out bullshit like that it makes you look like a overly pretentious douchebag with ego issues and little to no life at home that makes you feel like you have to prove what little self worth you have in online comments that will be pissed into the void and never seen again. @@DJTheMetalheadMercenary

Well, if we are having a geography class Samoa is not a territory but an independent nation. You must be thinking of American Samoa which is a U.S. territory. And D.C. is not a state, either.

@@shamanbeartwo3819 Yes and correct.

...and bleep words that anyway everybody knows. That's how hypocrisy works.

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You could do one with CCTV footage in Florida! You'd see me! Walking my 6'6" self into a gas station, and having the door closer knock me out! Lovely...

haha

Not even close

Exactly

I don’t think they can hear you.

​@@JesseDylanMusicBut you can And you can follow his advice if this happens to you☺️

Pretty sure it was a rather be outside in the rain mowing the lawn then listen to the wife go on about something for an hour.

Honestly? Knowing how wet grass can jam up a mower, I was impressed he could keep going.

I'd either just be getting started or almost done and it starts pouring. Nah, I wanted to mow the grass, this rain ain't stopping me. Nothing bugs me more than leaving a task I wanted to do unfinished. Cause then I gotta look at it. Also some weeks I don't even have the chance to cut the grass, so it either gets cut right then or it doesn't get touched for several weeks.

@@jbranche8024 😂😂😂

My mother buy a new slipper to me and I threw my slipper on the mower and it's being cut into two😂.My father was angry to me.😂

Lmao

I saw that video several months ago, and it caused me instant grief back then too.

*times 🤓

@@ninjacat2022 tonnes, as in the weight of the train

@@staticbuilds7613 i read the comment wrong, mb

my dad works at the place this happened lol. hes the guy yelling stop

Because they probably voted against it. Or they don't have the jobs that would pay for such frivolities.

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Buying a tow dolly is less than $200. Renting less than $50.

Just needs a front alignment.

I think it may have just been a SLAP.

Totally slap not snap.

It honestly sounded like it broke. That was brutal.

​@briannasevenhuysen5566 Yeah that noise when she hit

A broken thigh can be fatal, or end up shorter than the other leg. Not funny.

As a medical professional I can tell you it was broke

@@jocelynmartin1572 ONLY fatal if it nicks the femural artery... which is a fairly low level risk. It IS still important that she not move (or get moved around) any more than absolutely necessary before assessment and (if needed) the leg immobilized and taken to E.R. for appropriate treatment. As to "shorter", there are treatments for that, too. They're painful (involving breaking the bone and "stretching" by a traction device, the last I looked) and expensive, but it's certainly not necessarily a permanent issue. It'll depend on how much shorter (mm versus cm, essentially) and the over-all risk versus reward as assessed when they get this fracture or series of fractures treated. The femur is THE strongest and most durable single bone in human anatomy, AND the human body's ability to heal and recover are pretty amazing, so treat first... then worry about reconstructions or whatever in the case the leg's shorter enough to throw her back out or put her under needless strain. ;o)

You are american?

Tell your folks I says hi, will ya?

@@arkadiuszkisza Yep, born and raised

@@nataliefalk4233 i love American women

Everything is hilarious when you're drunk...

Nicely observed👍

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It's like the female version of Shaq laughing at Charles Barkley

it's like 🧽🧽🧽🧽 -> 🦅🦅🦅🦅-> 🚆🚆🚆🚆

That's no fail, that's a minor tragedy ☹️

@@RealGengarTV for real

umm probably cold cause they don’t got a house

Blessing for insurance money

Yeah, I saw that and was like I can't imagine my house getting destroyed like that. Heartbreaking.

some of them were, that silo falling on the backhoe looked fatal

One moment of inattention , several years of inactivity. This was on a big plate in a Danish workshop with big machines. "Et øjebliks uopmærksomhed , flere års uvirksomhed" Strangely enough the worst accidents in workshops happen to the most experienced workers , saying "I could control this machine blindfolded" . Once the machine got your finger , it doesn't let go. It will pull out the tendon up to the elbow.

Transformers: Revenge of the Rust (Or Technician)

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The mashup of random nonsense is hilariously perfect

Except that wasn't a "Fail of the week".

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The centerpiece is actually hinged like a door to allow maintenance and cleaning inside the engine. Now it is suppose to swing outward, not in, but the crane had other ideas for it. Do a Google Image search for _norfolk and western 475 centered headlight_ to see what I mean

Don't forget D.C.'s not a state either.

the front tires blew out, and it spun out of control in the street going about 100mph

Hubiera sido más épico....... Si hubiera sido un Monster Truck. Aunque el aterrizaje fue PERFECTO. 😈👌😂😂😂

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The cab was still intact. They were fine

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More than your own weight because there's acceleration at work too!

yeah, no the finish is ruined, or the wood is cracked dont carry a real Fender around in anything but a hard shell case

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@@Bmax86 Cheers M8!

There really ain't much to love, if you ask me

Why?

Murica 🇺🇸

It's easy to love folly in a child.

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What was it tho

looks like a fat squirrel 🐿️