Capricorn: Make me proud my humans Capricorn: HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR!!! Virgo: CAPRICORN NO- Original audio (masterpiece) • Hit Me With Your Car Vine at the end • Video Background • Los Angeles Traffic Ti...
this is me. literally when i went to florida for my birthday i was standing in the middle of the road yelling, “i welcome death with open arms” i have problems :>
Father Capricorn rich rich Love how Sagittarius isn’t even trying to take this seriously and is just happy to be here The description is just *chefs kiss* never would I thought that a star is depressed
Virgo: sleeping * The rest of the zodiacs sleeping* Capricon: HIT ME, HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR! Virgo: wakes up* looks out window* capricon! Its 2am in the morning what are u doing?! And get out of the road! You can get yourself hurt! Leo : ugh who the hell is up at 2am in the fucking morning! Yall just interupt me from cuddeling with Pisces! Pisces: yawn* whos up this early? Taurus: ya know what imma just drink my way out of this :^ Aquarius: mk yall can stay up but im gonna go back to sleep- Libra: cancer where is the stash of weed Cancer: rubs eyes* in the basement- Gem: cap are u ok?? Ini: fuck this shit im out Scorpio: wait for me! Aries: sag do u wanna play video games with me 🥺 Sag: sure bro 🙂 Virgo:THATS IT EVERYONE GET YALL ASSES BACK TO BED AND NO ONE IS GETTING HIGH TONIGHT! Aquarius: virgo snappped
True fact: My friends that are Capricorn are sooooo good at staying up late at night, even worse, they will drag u up sometimes cuz they are really scared of ghosts ;w; Oof
Taurus: Virgo you taken right? Virgo: not anymore Taurus: what do you mean? you and Capricorn are a couple right? **sips glass of red whine** Virgo: Capricorn got hit my a car and died... so I'm single now- Taurus: bye- ( 0-0)🍷
All the boys up just being background music for the singing Capricorn: Virgo: *wakes up because of all the boys from down in the human world making noise* (Btw I guess she could hear them cuz why not) Virgo again: Capricorn what are you doing in the middle of the road at 2 am in the morning! Your going to get hit by a car! Capricorn: Hit me with your car~*while the other dudes being background music* Gemini: DAD, I CAN HIT YOU WITH A STOLEN CAR IF YOU WANT Leo: *wakes up cuz of noise and that Pisces ain't cuddling with her* Also Leo: Pisces, why did you leave bed just to do this weird thing for Capricorn getting hit with a car, ITS 2AM! Taurus: *wakes up* w-what- *gets up to get her wine* *drinks wine* *goes back to sleep* Cancer: I cAnt go back to sleep, where's mah weed Virgo: EVERYONE GET THE HELL BACK TO SLEEP! ITS 2AM SO WE SHOULD ALL HAVE SOME REST! Aquarius: Virgo snap! Gemini: Virgo's word is law!
All the zodiacs backstories: sad, unfair, emotional, violent, abusive and exciting Capricorns backstory: loses Virgo, sad, commits suicide by jumping in front of a car while leaving back the best life someone can have It really be like da doe. Why does everyone hate Cap :(
@that one person aquarius: Sag, what the hell are you doing? sagittarius:OOh hey babe, coming to see the show? Gemini: Aqua, help me- Aquarius: Yeah no I'm out
Are we not going to talk about how his glasses went into the car? Also, yes, hit me with your car *not really, just wanna join my zodiac sign saying that, ok peace out*
“HIT ME WITH YOUR FREAKING CAR!” Me, when me, Cancer friend, and Taurus friend were crossing the street to the parking lot at school. Yes, true story, I said to them, “I want one of the cars to hit me so I can use crutches lol.” My friend had crutches like 1 year earlier because they broke their ankle lmao-
Capricorn: Hit me with your carrr~~ Hit me with your carrrrr~ All da other zodiac bois: **helping him sing about why people should hit him with a car** All the zodiac lAdiEs: w t f.
omg this is so true xD i am a capricorn and for my birthday me and my cousins went to florida and we were locked out of the house, and i was standing on the road saying, “i welcome death with open arms”
Me: a Capricorn My zodiac: Remember, you need to get money for your birthday or else everything is a failure. Y e s so close I can breathe it in feels g r e a t . My bday is jan 9th :D Update: I got lots of money if you were wondering :D well a lot more then I have ever got for a bday.
Here Cap, here is your LITERALLY SUPER, VERY LATE birthday gift. 💸💸💸💸💸💵💸💴💷💵💸👛💷💰💵💰💵💴💰💴💷💰💷💵💶💵💸💴💷💵💸💴💶💶💴💸💵💸💵💶💰💵💰💰💱💰💱💰💱💰💱💰💵💰💸💰💴💷💰💷💵💰💷💵💰💶💵💰💶💵💰💶💵💰💶💰💵💶💰💵💶💰💴💷💰💴💰💷💷💵💱💶💱💵💱💵💸💴💷💸💴💱💵💸💵💷💴💶💲💱💵💸💴💰💸💵💸💵💲💲💲💲🔔💵💷💱💵💷💴💸💵💷💴💱💸💷💷💴💵💵💳💳💳💰💵💱💰💴💰💸💰💴💷💰💷💵💰🚬💸💸💶💱💵💷💵💶💴💱💱💶💸💰💵💱💵💸💴💰💷💵💸💵💸💴💷💵💱💷💵💱💷💴💷💷💴💵💲💱💵💸💴💲🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💰💱💵💸💲💷💵💲💵💷💲💷💴💲💸💵💲💸💲💵💲🔕💲🔫🔫🔫🔫💰🔫💰🔫💰🔫💰🔫🔫💲🔫💲🔫💰🔫🔫💲🔫🔫💰💰💰💣💣💣💣💣🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪💱💵💸💴💷💸💵💲💸💵👚💳💷💴💲💷💵💲💸💵💸💰 Oops the guns and bombs and knives were for scorpio!!!!
When I found out about zodiacs a long time ago I said “Mom what Zodiac am I?” She said “Capricorn” I said OMG DOES THAT MEAN IM A UNICORN 2 years later: Dad am I a Unicorn? Dad: no your a CAPRICORN Me: Yah so that means I’m a unicorn Dad: look it up -_- Me: *Looks it up on google* Google: a Capricorn is a goat or something like that Me: UMMM WHAT OH HECK NO Me now: A girl can dream 💀